99 Whatever you wish for is granted
◎My friend, I hope you will keep moving forward like you did back then.◎
1. Wilderness Survival
The boxes on the ground at Maoling Manor were moved onto the car one by one, just in time for the program crew to raid Maoling Manor with their cameras.
Huo Yan came face to face with the director, carrying a bag of sausages, and raised his eyebrows slightly.
The director of Hanwu Group was completely embarrassed when he saw the car full of suitcases.
"Boss, you take it."
After saying that, he slid to his knees.
"I've invested money, Boss, is that okay?"
Huo Yan's eyebrows dropped, and he was speechless for the first time in his life.
"I'll just bring a bag of sausage."
The director team was whining and crying, the boss was yelling, and he was explaining the rules one by one.
Huo Yan wanted to save face in his life. Just as he was about to put the sausage down, Liu Che grabbed it.
"Ah Yan, it's better not to have a bag of broken sausages." Director Liu was in high spirits. "I heard we're going to the island and have seafood tonight."
The directors stopped crying this time and said directly, "Director Liu, Director Ying didn't bring anything when he left. It would be bad if Director Ying saw you doing this."
Huo Yan walked away leisurely, holding his sausage in his arms.
The director team that dared to take on this project was quite capable. Under the threat of being ridiculed by Ying Zheng, Liu Che reluctantly gave up his nineteen boxes.
With the biggest troublemaker dealt with, the production crew quickly relaxed, rushing the four of them into the car, forgetting even to search them. Huo Yan changed into a loose-fitting coat and sauntered into the back seat of the Lincoln, leaning against Huo Qubing like he had no bones.
The car started moving.
Huo Yan looked weary, leaning sideways against Huo Qubing, whose coat was casually draped over his shoulders, revealing his slender neck.
Huo Qubing let him lean against him, and facing the camera, he pulled up his clothes unnoticeably. Huo Yan was indifferent, and glanced at Liu Che who was interacting with the camera, his expression even more tired. Huo Qubing drank the same milk tea as Wei Qing, and patted his shoulder while replying to emails. Wei Qing turned around and gave half of his small cake to his little Qubing, "Qubing, don't work in the car when you go out to play, it hurts your eyes."
He was a sweet tooth, just like Huo Qubing. He loved this brand so much that he turned off his computer and dug out a piece to feed Huo Yan. Huo Yan had been waiting for this and, with some effort, he opened his mouth and took it. He swallowed it with difficulty while saying, "No more."
Wei Qing gave his little Ah Yan a piece as well, "Ah Yan, try it, it's not sweet, it's made of bitter tea."
Huo Yan took it obediently, "Thank you, uncle."
Three people, one in front and two behind, started chatting as if no one was around, just like they did at the Wei family.
Huo Yan took a bite of the cake and thought it was pretty good. "This place is new. What's it called? I'll ask Uncle Dan to go over and buy it."
He suddenly realized that apart from Liu Che, this was just a game between him, his brother and uncle.
Huo Yan was in a good mood. Huo Qubing gestured for Huo Yan to scoop out a piece for him. Huo Yan scooped a spoonful for him. Huo Qubing ate it reluctantly and swallowed a bite of his own cake. His expression improved a little. "Bitter."
Wei Qing shook his head and laughed, not understanding why two people with different tastes had to try each other's cakes and suffer.
Among the three, Huo Yan and Wei Qing were the ones who could chat with anyone. Although Huo Qubing didn't talk much to outsiders, he could not help but talk a lot when he was facing Huo Yan and Wei Qing. When the three of them were together, they could talk without missing a word and each of them was very talkative.
From the boss of Xiongnu Group who bought a donkey brand last time, which was very fast, to little Liu Ju who made a lot of mistakes in his math homework recently, who is going to tutor him?
The three of them met each other every day, but they didn't feel bored at all. Their eyes and brows were full of joy. When they talked about something funny, they all had the same sense of humor and laughed together for no apparent reason.
Triangles have stability, but they are quadrilaterals.
Liu Che couldn't bear it at all.
"Wei Zhongqing! Huo Ayan! Huo Qubing!"
Wei Qing seemed to wake up from a dream, noticed Liu Che, and immediately laughed.
Liu Che was quickly coaxed into submission.
Huo Qubing felt that Liu Che was becoming increasingly shameless, but his uncle was clearly enjoying it, so he ignored it and ate his cake in a few bites, closing his eyes and pretending to doze. Huo Yan had gone to bed earlier than him and even thoughtfully put headphones on him.
A light rain was falling outside the car window.
He originally wanted to pretend to take a nap, but unexpectedly he fell asleep with his head resting on Huo Qubing's arm.
The two of them slept soundly. They were young boys who could eat and sleep well. Wei Qing also slept soundly, which showed that he really took it as a vacation.
Suddenly, there was a cracking sound.
Huo Yan looked up, and Huo Qubing also looked up.
The two of them faced Liu Che's camera directly.
Liu Che loved to show off, especially his Zhongqing, Qubing and Ayan, who were his great pride.
When he saw the two of them were awake, he said, "Hey, the little princesses are awake!"
Huo Yan and Huo Qubing looked away tacitly, like two noble big cats, shaking their fur and leaving you in a noble and cool manner.
The barrage instantly exploded into fireworks.
[Ayan, look at me! Look at me! ! ! !]
[Jiangdong has the two Qiao sisters, and the Han has the twins.]
[I love you, I love you so much, I love you till the sky turns dark, I love you till I am blind, I love you till the seas run dry and the rocks crumble, I love you~]
…
Huo Yan and his team trekked all the way, switching from land to water, before finally finding the spot. Liu Che was going to sea that day, leaving the production crew and grabbing his own phone to prepare for the live broadcast.
Wei Qing and Huo Qubing had no objections, and Huo Yan had no objections either. The four of them strolled onto the cruise ship and decided to enjoy the world.
The salty sea breeze, wrapped in humid water vapor, blew towards him. The outline of the islands in the distance was faintly visible. Liu Che's lips curled up into a determined smile. He reached out to straighten the collar of his custom-made suit, which was ruffled by the sea breeze, and turned to the three people behind him and said, "I'll take you to eat authentic seafood!"
In the driver's seat, Huo Qubing had an expressionless face and his sharp jawline was gilded in the sunlight. The outline of his relaxed abdominal muscles was faintly visible under his shirt. It was obvious that he was in a good mood.
Huo Yan was wearing a light blue T-shirt today, the corners of which were blown by the sea breeze, revealing his slender waistline. He was basking in the sun and squatting on the boat to fish.
Anyway, I'm here.
At least he won't starve to death, he still has food. If worst comes to worst, he can still make Liu Che into bait and use it to fish, haha.
He picked up a small fish about an inch long and put it into the bucket.
Wei Qing, who was standing next to him, suddenly sneezed. Rubbing his red nose, he asked, facing the wind, "Ah Yan, does the weather forecast say there will be showers today?"
Huo Yan hummed, very calmly.
shower?
He was suddenly shocked, his voice rising eight degrees, "Showers are still out to sea!"
Oh my god, what kind of ship is this? We are going to die.
"Let me down!"
Wei Qing was calmly confused, and Huo Qubing was also confused.
"Can't we go out to sea during a rainstorm?" Huo Qubing asked. "I went out to sea during a rainstorm last time. It was so exciting, like taming a wild beast. Ah Yan, it's fun."
Huo Yan was convinced. He looked at Wei Qing, and Wei Qing smiled back at him.
He went there with Qubing.
Huo Yan was extremely helpless and called out to Liu Che, "Mr. Liu! Don't you want to live anymore?"
"I'm here, what's the danger?" Liu Che gestured for him to have a sip of champagne, "Drink first, we'll land on the island soon--"
Huo Yan's head was buzzing.
How desperate he is! How stupid he must be to get on the boat of these three people.
"I have you in my life, that's enough."
He gave up on himself, but Liu Che still handed him champagne in a humble manner.
Then the sky suddenly became gloomy, and the lead-gray clouds swallowed up the sunlight at a speed visible to the naked eye. The originally calm sea surface suddenly raised two-meter-high waves.
The yacht creaked with a piercing creak amidst the raging waves. Huo Qubing quickly grasped the railing, steadying himself. Wei Qing assisted, and the two men accelerated at full speed. Huo Yan steadied himself by the railing, his free hand tensing to lift Liu Che, who had fallen flat on his face, and dragged him to his side.
The rain was pouring down on their faces, and Huo Qubing and Wei Qing were eager to try.
Huo Yan opened the emergency cabinet, but seawater suddenly poured into the cabin. He acted decisively and silently fastened his life jacket.
During the violent turbulence, Liu Che saw spider-web-like cracks on the surface of his limited edition watch, and then it was washed into the freezing sea by the waves.
"My watch!"
Before he could even mourn, it was dark and Huo Yan, with his face covered in rain, picked him up like a suitcase and threw him onto the island.
"Ayan!"
He shouted loudly, but the wind was even louder. Huo Yan thought he was behind him, so while throwing him out, he barely turned back to comfort him.
"Just sit tight! You don't have to move, we're almost there. I'm going to throw some luggage on the boat to lighten the weight!"
In this life.
Liu Che experienced weightlessness for the first time. He flew out and landed on the edge of the island, his face hitting the ground. Fortunately, Huo Yan thought he was the last piece of luggage and did not throw the luggage at his waist.
Huo Yan was indeed good at calculations. Huo Qubing and his men had indeed sailed the boat to the shore. He threw the luggage to reduce the weight at that time, which happened to allow the boat to sail to the island in one go.
Another wave came, and they were washed onto the white sand beach about ten meters away from the island.
Huo Qubing and Wei Qing were capsizing the boat with one hand. It was pitch dark and dark, and Huo Qubing instinctively reached out to touch his younger brother, "Ayan! Ayan!"
Huo Yan instinctively tugged at his hand with his own sticky fingers and handed the "Liu Che" in his hand to Huo Qubing. "Brother, I think my uncle is dead. He's silent. I gave him CPR, but he's still dead."
Huo Qubing pinched Liu Che's waist and weighed it up. "His waist is so thick. Has my uncle become swollen?"
Wei Qing also came to check it out. He touched it and found it was cold and hard.
After a long moment, he took a step back, as if he had lost his parents, and said, "It's already hard."
I can't die anymore.
Wei Qing cried silently, and he couldn't calm down for a while.
Out of the blue, the person is gone.
Huo Yan began to search for his wet coat. He remembered that he had a flashlight, which would provide some light for a while before he looked for his luggage to give his uncle some face.
Huo Qubing silently performed cardiopulmonary resuscitation.
The three of them were emo, and Liu Che, who was lying next to them with the suitcase, was awakened by the stinging pain on his cheek. He spoke with difficulty, his breath was weak.
"Zhongqing~, Qubing~, Ayan~"
In the darkness, when eyes become useless, ears become extremely sharp.
When Huo Yan heard this, he was so scared that he hugged Huo Qubing.
"Brother, my uncle has returned to the spirit world!"
Huo Qubing also heard it. He dialed "Liu Che" and said with a sad face, "It's okay. It's just that my uncle didn't live long enough."
Huo Yan sighed and searched his coat pockets upside down before finding a small flashlight.
This small flashlight was soaked in water and the light flickered.
The three of them looked at Liu Che's "remains" with the lamp, unable to hide their grief.
Huo Yan's hand was getting closer and closer, and Wei Qing's eyes were filled with tears. "Ayan, I don't want to see it anymore, I don't want to see it anymore."
Huo Yan's hands were trembling, and just as he was about to withdraw them, Huo Qubing grabbed his wrist.
Huo Qubing burst into laughter and led the two of them to see.
The person lying there is not Liu Che, but a suitcase, which has been wrapped by the ingenious Mr. Liu with his own clothes.
Huo Yan felt relieved.
"It fell when I was throwing away my luggage. My uncle is still on the boat."
Huo Qubing and Wei Qing nodded and pushed Liu Che into the boat.
But after searching for a while, Mao was still not found.
It's over.
Huo Yan sat down on the beach and said, "He fell into the sea."
Huo Qubing was even more heartbroken.
"Eated by a shark."
After experiencing great sorrow and joy, Wei Qing also sat on the ground.
The sound of Liu Che's Zhongqing rang in my ears.
Over and over again, as thin as a thread, it sounded like a ghost screaming.
He couldn't help it and his eyes turned red.
"Your uncle is calling me."
Huo Yan and Huo Qubing nodded together.
He was calling us too.
The three of them hugged each other and cried bitterly.
When Liu Che heard the crying, his face felt burning with pain, and he continued to shout.
"Zhongqing, Qubing, Ayan~"
The more he screamed, the louder his cries became, like the howling of a ghost.
For a moment, he was filled with sadness and fear.
Are Zhongqing and the others dead? Did Ah Yan throw him down to save him?
Overwhelmed with grief, he fainted.
Woo woo woo.
On the other side, Huo Yan and the other two cried for a while, then forced themselves to cheer up and found a cave.
Huo Qubing started a fire, and the three of them emoted together.
"Let's wait until the rain stops and see if my uncle's body comes up."
Huo Qubing said silently.
The silent Wei Qing discovered the blind spot, "Ayan, we mistook the luggage for Mr. Liu, so is it possible that you mistook Mr. Liu for the luggage and threw him out?"
Huo Yan fell into memories.
It seems that one of them is a bit heavy.
"It's possible."
Huo Qubing and Wei Qing quickly stood up, and the three of them ran back to the beach together as if they had grabbed their last straw.
With the help of a flashlight that flickered, the three of them found Liu Che lying on the luggage. They found that he was still breathing, and they cried with joy.
Not dead, not dead, just disfigured, not a big deal.
Liu Che was awakened by the pain. His face was in pain, especially his lower eyelids. When he opened his eyes, he saw five hermit crabs lined up. He screamed and sat up. He looked around and found that his haute couture suit pants were hanging on a coconut tree and fluttering in the wind.
He suddenly looked at his lower body and saw that his two bare legs were exposed.
"Who stole the clothes?"
He shouted.
Hearing the sound, Wei Qing poked his head out from behind the reef and handed him a bag of sausages and fresh water.
Liu Che stopped crying and cried while hugging Wei Qing.
"Zhongqing~, Zhongqing, you are still alive!"
Loud-voiced duck.
Huo Qubing was using a small knife to open the skull of a coconut and handed it to Huo Yan. Huo Yan looked at Liu Che's pig-headed face, feeling guilty but also amused.
Huo Qubing patted his head and he couldn't help laughing.
After laughing enough, he handed the coconut to Liu Che.
"Uncle, have a coconut drink. My brother picked it fresh."
Liu Che didn't expect that they were also alive, and he was immediately overjoyed. He looked at Huo Yan with tears in his eyes, "Ah Yan, good boy, I never thought you would make such a sacrifice to keep me alive."
Huo Yan was numb. Okay, he looked at Huo Qubing and Wei Qing. The three of them tacitly decided to conceal these cruel things. After all, Liu Che was still a wounded soldier.
Huo Yan also pretended to be righteous and said, "It's what I should do."
Huo Qubing burst out laughing, and after receiving a glare from Huo Yan, he picked up a bucket of fish and prepared to gut them.
Liu Che was in a good mood. He was wearing banana leaves and eating a dried coconut, preparing to inspect his territory. However, as he moved, he suddenly found that his calf was swollen like water-injected pork. For a moment, he was very panicked, "Zhongqing, do I need to have my leg amputated? Call a helicopter!"
Wei Qing showed him the water-soaked cell phone, and the big words "Han Wu" on them seemed to be slapping Liu Che in the face.
None of the Hanwu phones work.
The culprit Huo Yan spread his hands and motioned him to sit down.
Liu Che was so angry that he slapped his thigh and grimaced in pain for a moment.
"I swear, when I return, Hanwu Group's new series of mobile phones must be waterproof!!!"
Huo Qubing, who is responsible for developing the new section: ...
Huo Yan sighed, "According to the Compendium of Materia Medica..."
He suddenly pulled out a small coconut-cutting knife and said, "I just need to force the poisonous blood from the Zusanli acupoint to the Yongquan acupoint. If you don't rest, I'll do it."
Liu Che dragged his crippled leg back, "I can't cure it anymore!"
Huo Yan laughed with a malicious smile, with a hint of happiness in his eyes.
Huo Qubing also smiled very obviously.
Until Liu Che knocked over the awning that Huo Qubing had just built. The wooden poles came crashing down, and the large cloth that protected him from the rain fluttered down on Liu Che, giving him a last bit of dignity after being hit by the wooden block.
"grass!"
Mr. Liu started cursing.
Wei Qing silently dug people out of the woodpile, his skillful manner making people feel distressed.
Huo Qubing didn't want to laugh at all now.
Well, an hour wasted.
Wei Qing grabbed the man, and Huo Yan rushed forward, desperately trying to pull out the wood, intending to build a tall building on the ground by himself.
Huo Qubing had no expression on his face.
After a long pause, he said, "Heh."
Huo Yan: Hahaha. Not angry.
Wei Qing: Hahaha, I’m not angry.
The uncle and nephew were almost in sync, with curved eyebrows and a bit of flattery and innate gentleness.
Blink your almond-shaped eyes to get rid of diseases. Don’t be angry!
Huo Qubing couldn't get angry at all. He puffed his cheek and said childishly, "Wrap up my uncle and carry him away. He's in the way."
After saying that, he snorted, took off his coat, jumped into the sea, and went fishing for his uncle and Ayan.
Huo Yanyun and Wei Qing looked at each other and smiled.
Oh my, brother/Qubing is so cute.
As night fell, Huo Yan drilled wood to make a fire and lit a bonfire. Huo Qubing had already returned with the prepared food. Liu Che stared at the fire and swallowed his saliva, "Ayan, what food did your brother bring back?"
Huo Yan was busy looking for the barbecue ingredients he had hidden in his coat to make the fish easier to eat, so he had no time to pay attention to him.
Liu Che persevered.
“Bang!”
A still wriggling octopus flew out.
Under Liu Che's gaze, Wei Qing picked it up and put it back into the basin of sea water.
Huo Qubing was wearing a vest, his muscles flowing and powerful. When he moved, he looked like a tiger, and now when he was still, he looked like a big cat with a bad taste. "Uncle, sashimi."
Liu Che wanted to kick him, but found that he couldn't do it because his legs had been wrapped like pig's trotters by Huo Yan.
Huo Qubing laughed heartily and hooked his arm around Huo Yan's shoulder, "Ah Yan, please be private with me."
Huo Yan curled his lips, understanding tacitly.
Liu Che had a rebellious son on his left and a rebellious son on his right.
Finally, I turned my grief into strength and ate two big bowls.
"Ayan, another octopus."
Huo Yan;…, you greedy boy, you are worth three people.
This wilderness survival is truly a wilderness. Liu Che's custom-made shirt has become a rag for Huo Yan to wipe his hands, and his hair is as messy as weeds.
Life is getting worse and no one comes to help.
After complaining for the fewth time, Huo Yan said sarcastically, "You chose it."
Liu Che turned his head and continued to wave SOS while limping.
When the helicopter landed, Liu Che could hardly control his tears until Yizhixie, the chairman of the Xiongnu group who was preparing to rob, got off the plane.
When enemies meet, they are especially jealous of each other.
Liu Che held back his tears and cursed as he threw a punch. Unfortunately, someone was faster than him. Huo Qubing gave a flying kick and teamed up with Wei Qing to beat him up.
Huo Yan calmly sprinkled the medicine and threw the person out of the plane, which made Liu Che's face suddenly change.
"Let's go."
Huo Qubing pilots the plane, and the four finally return to modern life.
The variety show had already been cancelled when the people disappeared, and Mr. Liu became the target of ridicule among the board members.
"Damn it! I'm going to film a family variety show too!"
"Zhongqing, go to the hospital, Ah Yan!"
Unfortunately, even Wei Qing ignored him this time.
2. Hanwu University
"Hanwu University is a well-known institution in the industry, located in the ancient city of Chang'an, surrounded by red flowers, green leaves, and small white boats. We offer theoretical physics, tactical exercises, politics and finance, and even the passion for cultivating immortals and ascending to heaven in broad daylight. We welcome all students to apply to Hanwu University, hehe."
Outside the window, magnolias were falling like snow, but Huo Yan's face suddenly darkened after he chuckled twice.
grass!
Hanwu University Professor Area → Hanjiaerlang Lollipop
Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management: Who cut this hair? It's so shabby, we're not going to admit any students this year! @Everyone [Hanwu University Admissions Brochure]
Wei Qing, Military Academy: I cut it. Is it tacky? I'll change it up.
Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management withdrew a message.
Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management: Not tacky, looks good.
Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management: No change, my uncle is great.
Wei Qing from the Military Academy: Thank you, Ayan.
Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management: The truth.
Fashion College student Han Yan (Han Wangsun, I'm the most beautiful myself): Oh, nephew. Everyone, I just started an elective course called "Appreciation of Ancient Luxury Goods," and the principal gave me earrings!
Sang Hongyang from the School of Economics and Management: Yes, private collections are more valuable than your life.
Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management: It's not expensive, I have a lot of them, and I gave a few to my uncle. @Huo Qubing from the School of Physics and Military Affairs (Don't disturb me if you are not my friend) Brother, you are not at home!
Dance Academy Mrs. Li: My "Northern Beauty" has been recorded. When will it be released? @Conservatory of Music Li Yannian
Zhu Maichen (Debate Academy): There is an art to complaining about your ex in an elegant way, and I want to start this.
Zhang Tang (School of Law): @Fashion College Han Yan, be careful. A Yan has just filed a case. If you get hurt, you will have to pay for it yourself.
Jin Midi (College of Zoology): @Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management My peacock was so scared by Professor Huo’s arrow shooting that it stopped spreading its feathers. Woo woo woo.
Huo Yan from the School of Economics and Management: Are you okay?
Su Wu from the China Foreign Affairs University: He’s not good, brother. He was so scared that he hid behind the peacock.
Huo Yan initiated a transfer.
Huo Qubing from the School of Physics and Military Academy: Ah Yan, you transferred money again, to whom?
Jin Midi (College of Zoology): No.
Jin Midi (Animal College) returned Huo Yan's transfer and sent a red envelope to Huo Qubing.
Jin Midi (College of Zoology): Hey, Professor Huo, you've worked hard archery. (Rubbing his hands)
Huo Qubing, who was in charge of both the School of Physics and the Military Academy, refused to accept the red envelope.
Huo Qubing, School of Physics and Military Academy: Yes.
[Wei Huo Family]
Qubing Qubing: Who is the one who sent the red envelope?
Ayan is cute: That golden one.
Qubing Qubing: Mimi?
Wei Kang Xiao Yichun: Yes, that’s the name.
Prince Wu of Han: Yes, that’s the name.
Qingqingyuan Zhongcao: Jin Mimi? There's a new kid in school.
Ms. Wei Guinu: Mimi, this name is nice. Ayan, Qubing, why didn’t I think of this nickname back then?
Wei Sanzifu: Huo Mimi, you match Ayan very well.
Xiaozi Weibu: I have a few photos of Ayan and Qubing wearing cat pajamas when they were little. They are really cute.
Ms. Wei Guinu: Send it over!
Wei Sanzifu: +1
…Thirty similar messages are collapsed below.
Wei Kang Xiao Yichun: Fa, Fa, Fa!
Uncle Dengdeng: Hurry up!
Prince Wu of Han: Send!
Xiaoguang loves going to school: I want to too.
…
Wei Sanzifu: Qing'er, have you and Qubing been staying up late again recently? I heard you two coughing at the music school.
Ms. Wei: Coughing again! Is it serious?
…Thirty similar messages are collapsed below.
Ayan Keaiduo: It’s not serious, but I have replaced all the coffee in their laboratory with wolfberry tea. I hope you two will listen to the doctor’s advice, which is my words.
Get rid of diseases: ...
Green Plains Grass: ...
Ah Yan Keaiduo: Hmm? @小子卫布叔叔, I don't want to update the equipment at the Maritime Academy this year.
Qubing Qubing: Deleted.
Xiaozi Wei Bu: He gave too much, so I had no choice but to give in.
Xiaoguang loves going to school: How much did you give?
Ayan adorable: Zier, take Xiaoguang’s phone again!
Prince Wu of Han: How much did you give?
To get rid of diseases: such as giving.
Young Prince Wu of Han: ...
Ayan is cute: He never misses a target.
Prince Wu of Han: The fragrance comes before the slap~
Qubing Qubing: I will use a whip to hit your hand until it hurts.
Young Prince Wu of Han: Oh, oh, oh.
"Hanwu University Flooding Area" → [Hot Post] Let's talk about those amazing families in our school. PS: Is Professor Huo Qubing a brother-con?
The author (Physics Club Little Transparent):
My whole family was shocked today! Professor Huo brought candy to Professor Huo! It's his favorite, and he gave it to me whenever he asked. [Photo link]
The most liked reply:
What's wrong with me being a double Huo? They and Professor Wei went in three directions, and what's that?! Last week, Professor Huo, the lecturer in the Finance Department, even saved a seat for Professor Huo before class. Everyone else put mineral water in the table, but Professors Wei and Huo put thermoses in the table. When we got closer, we saw warm water stuck to the cups, and they drank directly from it. [Laughing and crying]
Little Monster of the Finance Department: Professor Xiao Huo inserted the USB drive into the computer, and the screen saver was a photo of him skiing with Professors Wei and Huo. Halfway through the class, President Liu Che hurried in and got a cold eye.
The glassblower instructed: Afterwards, the principal took out a small golden panda doll and said it was an apology to Professor Xiao Huo.
Hahahahahahaha: Principal, where is your domineering boss image?
Hanwu expert: Are they father and son or enemies? Can we talk about them?
Yan scholar: A Yan: Don’t ship this weird CP.
May Professor Huo live a long life: Little Professor Huo loves me so much! Except for Liu Che! Hahahaha.
I love A Yan: I won’t say more, here’s the link.
[School newspaper interview]
Ms. Wei Shaoer.
Reporter: I heard that both professors were taught by Professor Wei Qing when they were young.
Wei Shaoer: I remarried, but they refused to go with me.
Reporter: Professor Huo, is it hereditary that he likes to stick to Professor Huo whenever he has nothing to do?
Wei Shaoer: No, when he was five, Qubing went to summer camp. Ah Yan had a nightmare about his brother being injured, which scared Wei Qing so much that he drove to pick him up overnight. Then Qubing was indeed injured, and Ah Yan kept a close eye on him ever since.
The watermelon-eating sisters: Professor Wei loves Professor Xiao Huo and Professor Da Huo very much, and Professor Qubing’s little cake. I also saw him arranging Professor Huo Yan’s wolf tail in the teacher’s lounge.
Newbie in Military Strategy: Last week, the Champion Class had extra training. After class, Professor Huo brought a small cake made by my uncle, and next to it was some Qingbuliang made by my younger brother. Wow, I was so envious.
Finance Department Abacus: Additional details! Professor Huo Yan doesn't like sweets, but he's an amazing dessert maker. I've tried the peach meat biluo that classmate Huo Guang brought over.
Xiaoguang Xiaoguang, the light of wisdom: Yes, Brother Qubing couldn’t finish it, so I brought it here to eat, and you still snatched it away.
Prince Wu of Han: At Xiaoguang's invitation, I'd like to say a few words. First, as a younger brother, I often wonder if I was adopted. Last year, I broke my leg during the school sports meet. Brother Yan put a cast on me and rushed off to attend an academic conference. But Qubing only had a minor training bruise, so he rushed home overnight. Can I live the same life with anyone else?
Wei Kang Xiao Yichun: Don’t mention it. When I was a kid, every time we had a family dinner, my dad would ask my brother Ayan and my brother Qubing to sit next to him and peel shrimps for them, saying that they were too young, completely ignoring the fact that I was the youngest.
Xiaoguang Xiaoguang, the light of wisdom: I scored 98 points in Uncle Wei Qing’s military history exam. He said Xiaoguang still has room for improvement. Brother Huo Yan couldn’t tell the directions, but Uncle Wei Qing didn’t say anything and just asked Brother Qubing to take care of the younger brother.
Champion class monitor: It’s so hard. I suddenly understand why you always stay up all night in the lab.
Xiaoguang, Xiaoguang, the light of wisdom: That's not true. I just like students. Last time I had a fever, Brother Yan stayed by my bedside all night. (crying)
The girls who eat melons: It’s emo.
[Hanwu University Gossip Question] What is it like to have a twin professor? (hot)
Little light, little light, the light of wisdom:
Thanks for the invitation. As a finance student, I often receive health-promoting soup from Brother Ayan in the lab. Don't ask why an economics professor can make soup; he's even aware of how many pieces of braised pork Principal Liu Che stole. The most outrageous thing happened at the school sports meet. After Brother Qubing led the equestrian team to victory, Principal Liu gave a passionate speech, taking the credit. But my brother Ayan was so angry that he grabbed the microphone. Uncle Wei Qing silently unplugged the speakers. Brother Ayan was taking the pulse of a student suffering from heatstroke, while Professor Huo Qubing was fanning him with a small fan. And I was the one lying on the ground suffering from the heatstroke.
Oh my god: there is a miserable and faint sense of showing off.
The melon-eating sisters: This and this: #Hanwu University Anniversary Famous Scene# President Liu Che and Professor Huo Yan grab the microphone
Crying Peppa Pig: I was once in Applied Economics class, secretly drawing a Gemini professor to slack off. Suddenly, Professor Huo said behind my back, "Your drawing doesn't look like it at all. Brother, the tail of your eye should be raised 15 degrees."
Now I was punished to write a 20,000-word article entitled "The Inspiration of the Mobei Supply Line to Modern Logistics", but the professor showed me the complete set of Professor Huo's cards he collected, all of which were golden.
Yanxuejia: Damn, sister, you made a killing! Professor Huo Yan's homemade cards are being sold for 50,000 yuan each in the card market!
[Top Ten Unsolved Mysteries on Campus] Updated Version
TOP10 Who is Professor Zhu's ex? (What kind of woman is so depressed?)
TOP9 When will Lecturer Li Guang be promoted to professor?
TOP8 What does Professor Sima Qian do when he is not updating his novel every day?
TOP7 Are all the members of the Wei family good looking?
Where did the students from the TOP6 champion classes go after graduation?
TOP5 Who is the little baby that Professor Zhufu Yan praises every day?
TOP4 When will the stocks of Professor Huo Yan and Sang Hongyang fall?
TOP3 Why there are always fresh chestnuts in Professor Huo Yan’s office.
TOP2 How expensive is the decoration in the principal’s office?
TOP1 Why did the students from the Xiongnu tremble when they saw Professor Huo Qubing and Professor Wei Qing?
[Hanwu University Final Exam Survival Rules]
1. If your teacher loses contact for 72 hours at the end of the semester, don't panic! Gather immediately, bring your own supplies, and head to the Hexi supply line. Your teacher, Big Huo, will definitely be training in the Qilian Mountains. The essence of blitzkrieg is to pursue them relentlessly, without support! Your teacher, Little Huo, will definitely be at the rear, along the supply line. If all you hear on the phone from your teacher, Wei, is the sound of wind and wolf howling, then please set off anyway!
2. If you can’t pass, don’t look for the elder Huo, the younger Huo, and Liu Che, because there is no benefit at all. Go find Professor Wei instead.
3. Professor Wei can decide life and death. Please go to the campus homepage and memorize Professor Wei’s three email addresses.
4. Professor Sang Hongyang’s paper on finance must include money-saving tips. PS: the more frugal the better.
5. Professor Dongfang loves drinking and doesn’t hang people.
6. Professor Zhufu Yan should not stand out in class unless it is to praise his little baby.
7. If the hook is too harsh and Professor Wei Qing doesn’t help, please spend a huge amount of money to find a young lady, but it may not work.
8. Don't think you're a genius just because you attended one of Principal Liu's classes! His political science is pretty good.
9. Don’t call people by nicknames, especially “pig pig.”
10. For more details, please go to Professor Sima Qian's elective course
3. Sima Qian's Huangxian Diary
July 7th, Sunny
The tide roared, and the salt pans on the sea shimmered like broken silver. Ah Yan had already begun transporting salt, and the salt was his broken silver. I counted the money Ah Yan had given me and distributed it to the salt workers. They seemed to have never seen so much money before. They stepped into the open-toed clogs Ah Yan had modified, their trouser legs rolled up to their knees, their faces, darker than mud, wrinkled. Tears streamed down the cracks, like rain falling on the earth, washing away all the injustice and resentment. This land was still land, still gentle, still simple.
I suddenly remembered what A Yan once said to me, Brother Sima, life in this world is so difficult. Since ancient times, history books have only remembered the magnificent and glorious people. But these people are equally great. They also have unwillingness and pain, persistence and happiness, and they also need a pen to express their lives.
Sima Qian wrote biographies for all people in the world. People in the world are not on high platforms, but on the land. Common people are also worthy of biographies.
Those words are still ringing in my ears.
When you think of a gentleman, he is as gentle as jade. When you think of a gentleman, he relieves the suffering of the people.
This is my last day in Huangxian, and Zhao Guo will take over from me.
June 7th Rain
A Yan sent me another letter, and along with it came my official position.
The day I received the appointment letter as the governor of Jiaodong, I was squatting behind a salt pile, secretly eating salted plums that had failed to be picked. My first reaction after hearing the imperial edict was that the promotion was too easy, and then I asked for water, but it choked me to death.
Then ecstasy.
I went from 600 koku to 2,000 koku. After the ecstasy, a sense of unreality enveloped me.
Suddenly, children's songs were heard outside the salt fields. Seven or eight children with pigtails on their backs skipped by, carrying reed-woven schoolbags. "The salt carts are full, the salt warehouses are abundant, and the smoke from the cooking of new rice is thick..."
The children greeted me with rosy cheeks. Three days ago, I presided over the opening of the county school according to the instructions in A Yan's letter. They were the first batch of students.
My students.
My heart calmed down.
Zhao Guo is right, there is no one in the world luckier than me and them.
Because we have extremely strong backing.
As long as A Yan is here, I am at peace.
I don’t know what A Yan is going to do, but Huang County is getting better little by little, and I am willing to follow him and be his vassal.
The rain outside is getting heavier and heavier. I listen to the sound of the rain and feel at ease.
Oh, I should have replied to Ayan.
June 3rd, sunny.
At the newly established market east of the saltworks, the aroma of dried salt fish and wormwood mingled in the air. As the setting sun stained the salt stacks a golden red, twelve iron-wheeled salt trucks approached the dock. Twenty newly built two-masted salt ships were lowering their sails, their flags with the Chinese characters "Huo" flying high.
A Yan is here.
There are often rumors on the seaside, and they share the story of boiling salt in a pipe.
Now they are talking about Huo Zi cooking salt. They asked me, Sir Sima, is the person who taught you the method Huo who treated jaundice?
I nodded.
They suddenly knelt down in front of the boat. When I turned around and asked, I found out that they had moved here because of the flood of the Yellow River.
May 2nd
Everything was peaceful at the salt factory. I don't even know how I threw that punch.
Looking back on that day, I was still a scholar, carrying the "Scientific Salt Production Manual" given by Huo Yan, and rushing to Huang County with great anticipation. I had already made a perfect plan, ready to buy a few salt pans first. I thought I would see happy people and a clean environment, but what I saw were the salt workers' legs bruised by salt water, the skinny children, and the arrogant and arrogant nobles. It was like a bucket of cold water, pouring down on me from head to toe.
I suddenly became angry and wanted to endure it, but the servant of the powerful family whipped the old man and I couldn't bear it, so I used all my strength to punch him.
I thought that punch would have everyone deserting me. I didn't even dare look back at the 300 people Ah Yan had prepared for me. They must have thought I was a complete wreck, having disrupted Ah Yan's plans. Until I saw the fists of the young men waving, and the innate compassion in their clear eyes.
Yes, the clear-minded Ah Yan will only raise a boy who is as clear-minded as him.
That day they chased the steward and jumped into the salt pond to take a brine bath, and I became famous because of this. I have known for a long time that I am not a pushover.
The tyrant brought his thugs to mess things up, and I was about to punch him. Zhao Guo clung to my thighs tightly, saying, "Sir, think twice! Your thin arms and legs will only hold you back."
So I recited an 800-word short fu on the spot, scolding Haoqiang so much that he cried and looked for his mother.
Damn it, you didn’t even know where you were when A Yan and I were fighting Wang Wenshu!
Zhao Guo said, "We must attack." I didn't understand, but it didn't matter. I had plenty of talented people under my command. We made plans overnight, fought more than a dozen battles, used the tactics of forming alliances and making alliances hundreds of times, and used the authority of the county magistrate to steal and rob, using everything we had to grab piece after piece of land.
Thanks to the natural affinity and huge mass base of the 300 students, I know all the scandals of the powerful and influential relatives, and I chatted with A Yan in the letter.
After all, he is my only pen pal.
Under the light, I bit the pen and wrote today's cricket to Ah Yan, "Dear Ah Yan: The old man from the Jiang family is trying to scam me again today, saying I knocked out a tooth. I used your method to get Zhao Guo to make up a song about his family's eighteen generations of scandal, and now it's being sung all over the city.
I laughed out loud three times. I wrote something about how Old Man Huang's thirteenth son wasn't his, but the son of Old Li next door. Old Li next door was having an affair with his sister...
I wrote down all the messy things to Ayan.
As it turns out, Ayan really loves watching.
Not only did he enjoy watching, he also wrote comments. After the beating, he told me what to do in order to subdue those people.
These things that the literati Sima Qian disdained also have certain value.
The scholar Sima Qian was dismissive, and the county magistrate Sima Qian learned from Zhen and struck back hard.
It turns out that these people are too weak. I can't even reach the level of Ah Yan.
Huang County is mine, what I say is what it is, and whoever stands out will be beaten!
I want an iron fist and an iron arm and a heart of stone.
Their news fell on deaf ears. After knowing that I had a background in Chang'an, the monkeys dared not move.
The person Ayan sent to help was very capable. He held a measuring cylinder in his left hand and an abacus in his right hand. He was about to develop salted fruits, so I personally started to pickle dried apricots. I didn't control the amount well, and sprinkled three pounds of salt in front of everyone, which almost choked me to death when I was about to eat the dried apricots.
When I sent news to Ah Yan, I usually used the pigeon Ah Yan gave me. Things were going so smoothly in Huang County, and when I wrote to Huo Yan to announce the good news, I was all ecstatic. Then, after three attempts at feeding it like a free-range chicken, the pigeon refused to fly out of the salt pan. I threatened it that if it didn't fly, I'd stew it and eat it. Only then did it slowly take off. Ah Yan's reply was a single line: "The pigeon is too fat. Everything else is fine."
One day, I suddenly had the idea to improve the salt-carrying carriages. I personally designed an automatic unloading mechanism, but on my first try, it misfired and dumped 300 kilograms of salt on my head, making me a laughingstock. Ah Yan's fruit was ripe, and he sent me some dry pies from Chang'an. I thought of Huangxian specialties and decided to make seafood pies. The pies, stuffed with salted fish, kelp, and shrimp paste, gave all three hundred students diarrhea.
From now on, I dare not do it again.
I sent a shell wind chime to Ayan, hoping that my friend far away would think of me when he saw it.
As the sea mist drifted over the salt piles, I seemed to see Ah Yan shaking his freshly stained plum wine and raising his eyebrows, still wearing his scarlet robe, "Brother Sima, come with me for a while."
Night-roosting seabirds flutter over the frosty salt dunes.
My good friend, you stand in front of me like you did back then, and I hope you will always move forward.
I came in the spring of the second year of Yuanshou.
In the summer of the third year of Yuanshou, I left.
Fortunately, all my wishes came true.
【Author’s words】
I won’t say more, Sima Qian loves it so much.
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