Chapter 285 - Performing Arts
"Well, that makes sense. I just searched and the nearest vegetable market is about two kilometers away. If I rush over, I'll still have time. But these 20 yuan can only be used to buy vegetables.
How much did you buy? It's probably not enough for the eight of us." Hou Fangling had already started calculating in his mind:
"Besides, we're in a villa area now. I'm afraid the market here is also aimed at high-end customers. Vegetable prices will definitely be very high, and there will be even fewer vegetables available."
"Don't worry, I'm here. I'll definitely be able to buy the most." Shi Feiye patted his chest.
"I think we can split up into several groups. One group will go out to look for wild vegetables, another group will go to buy vegetables, another group can perform on the streets, and the last group will be responsible for processing the ingredients.
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"That's right, we can also do street performances to raise funds." Bai Sheng suddenly found a lifeline.
So after discussing it, Shi Feiye and Qin Bulu were responsible for buying vegetables, Bai Sheng and Shen Lou were responsible for finding wild vegetables, Hou Fangling and Gu Yuan were responsible for processing the ingredients in the villa, and Xu Long was responsible for
He Huaxi was responsible for performing.
Shi Feiye and Xu Longze could apply for a car. It took them more than ten minutes to reach the market. Xu Longze jumped out and pulled Hua Xi to look around. He looked a little excited:
"Who would have thought that a young boy like me would one day be able to make a living with my own abilities?"
Hua Xi took two steps away from him in disgust: "You are not going to do your crosstalk again, are you? Let me tell you, your crosstalk is really not good. It can't attract the audience to give us money.
We will have to starve to death at noon."
Xu Long gave Hua Xi a look that said, "Don't worry." "Performing crosstalk for an audience is certainly different from chasing girls. I guarantee you won't go hungry today."
Shi Feiye was not in a hurry to buy vegetables. She followed Xu Longze to the market entrance out of curiosity and fun, intending to see what Xu Longze would do.
The customer's work was also recruited.
Shi Feiye snatched Xu Longze's hat and started shouting to the people around him: "Everyone from the east and the west, come and watch the crosstalk!"
They are all very good-looking, which attracts a lot of people's subtle attention. Now you open your voice and shout, and everyone will immediately gather around you.
There was only a small group of people, but some elderly people had not come over yet.
Xu Longze also put aside his idol burden and made trumpet shapes with his hands and shouted: "Woof woof woof, chirp chirp, meow meow meow"
What the hell is this?
Shi Feiye even forgot to shout, and turned to look at Xu Longze in surprise. These onomatopeia words were learned vividly, just like these little animals really existed, but what was this?
What the hell?
You know what, after Xu Longze did this, people who were not interested in looking here all turned their heads to look at Xu Longze, even some old men and women who were in a hurry
They all gathered together.
Xu Long gave a smug smile: "I told you I have real skills, just wait and see."
When the crowd around him had almost gathered, Xu Longze began to tell crosstalk. His intonation and rhythm were just like what Shi Feiye usually saw on TV.
Almost there.
Seeing that there should be no problem if it goes on like this, even if Shi Feiye really wants to continue watching, he can't waste any more time. They still have to go buy vegetables, so he can only pull Qin Bu
Let's go to the vegetable market.
This operation of everyone is indeed more attractive than yesterday, and the barrage of comments is soaring:
"This is the first time I've seen my son's street performance, and it's a fantastic crosstalk show. It's truly amazing, but don't forget that this trick is really effective against the elderly."
"Ye Zi actually wants to go to the vegetable market to buy vegetables. Does she know how to buy vegetables in the vegetable market? My God, the vegetable vendors in the vegetable market are not easy to deal with. If you don't know the vegetable prices,
She was being ripped off every minute. She only had twenty dollars.
'The program team is too pitiful, only giving 20 yuan but letting eight people show their dishes, selling the leaves is almost the same, but compared to Xu Longze's street performance, it seems that it is indeed
There are many more funny effects. .'
"Are those who say our son has no special skills really kidding me? Even crosstalk can be called a special skill, right? It's not something that just anyone can acquire if they want it."
'I just saw Bai Sheng and his friends digging wild vegetables, and I almost died of laughter. If they couldn't recognize any, they would just pick them all. This logic is perfect, very smooth, hahahaha, wait a minute, Ye
They'll be exhausted to death.'
"Seeing Bai Sheng and the others picking wild vegetables, it was as if I were seeing myself being taken out by my mother to help pick wild vegetables. Don't these vegetables all look the same?"
As soon as Shi Feiye entered the vegetable market, he looked at the divisions first, and then muttered to himself:
"Of course we need some vegetables, and then we need some starchy foods. We can buy meat after Xiaoze and the others finish their performances and earn money, but staple food is the most important.
of. ."
Qin Buzhu believed that Shi Feiye must have a plan in mind: "What is your plan?"
"We should buy vegetables last, so they will be fresher." Shi Feiye pulled Qin Bulu directly to the starchy vegetable section, "Let's buy something else first."
When Shi Feiye started buying the first thing, potatoes, everyone knew how she did it:
"Auntie, if I can help you attract ten customers to buy these potatoes, can you sell them to me at a lower price?"
The potato-selling auntie's eyes widened when she saw Shi Feiye: "Oh my god, little girl, you are so pretty, and your boyfriend is so handsome too,
Did you forget to bring any money when you went out? It’s okay, it’s okay, Auntie can give you some for free, no charge.”
Shi Feiye shook his head: "No, no, that doesn't comply with our regulations, and you will lose money, wait for me to help you attract customers, then you can sell it to me at a low price.
Two or three pounds will be enough."
The aunt probably saw the camera and nodded repeatedly: "Okay, okay, no problem. If you can attract more customers, I won't mind giving it to you for free."
Shi Feiye smiled happily, his eyes curved, and then he went to a bunch of shops in the same way, and basically got a positive answer from all of them.
When everything he needed was available and someone agreed to sell it at a low price, Shi Feiye ran to the entrance of the vegetable market, asked the guard for a wooden board, and wrote something like "Group Buying at a Low Price of 10% Off" on it.
word, and started shouting.
She was beautiful and the most eye-catching person in the crowd. Now she started to shout and soon a crowd gathered around her.
Throughout the entire process, Qin Buzhu shouted along with her, but it actually served as a cooling agent, making those who had originally come for Shi Feiye's beauty dare not act rashly.
After Shi Feiye had asked everyone what they wanted to buy and calculated the approximate ratio, he waved his hand and began to lead everyone towards the vegetable market.
This journey was like a tour guide leading tourists. They visited all the shops that they had agreed on before. Everyone bought cheap vegetables, and Shi Feiye also did what he wanted.
I bought everything I needed at the price I had in mind.
After visiting the last shop, everyone asked to take a group photo. Shi Feiye and Qin Buzhu cooperated and took photos, which finally persuaded everyone to leave.
Of course, some people recognized Shi Feiye and the others while they were recording the show and wanted to join in, but they were all cleverly resolved by Shi Feiye. It was rare for her to be able to maintain her
Maintain order, achieve the goal smoothly and without wasting time, and get everyone involved.
After spending twenty yuan to buy bags and bags of vegetables, Shi Feiye and Qin Buzhu went to the door to find Xu Long and scold them.
Xu Longze and his group had just finished their performance. After more than half an hour of performing, they earned more than 200 yuan, which Master Feiye used to buy the remaining things they needed. The four of them finally made it.
Now that everything is settled, we can go home.
As soon as he got in the car, Xu Longze couldn't help but yell, "Did you see that? Did you see that? Even if one day I can't be an artist anymore, I can still support my family by performing on the streets.
My grandfather was right, crosstalk is useful."
Hua Xi pushed him back to his seat, unable to bear it any longer: "Can you please stop making trouble? You've been holding back all this time, and now you're finally showing off. Why don't you tell me what you just did?"
"I've been talking for a while now and my mouth is dry and my throat is almost hoarse."
After saying that, he ignored Xu Longze and couldn't help but ask Shi Feiye out of curiosity: "Sister Ye, how did you manage to buy so many things with only 20 yuan?"
When asked this question, Xu Longze stopped showing off and was also curious: "Yes, yes, the things you bought must have cost more than 200 yuan. You bought two for 20 yuan.
How did you manage to sell something worth over a hundred yuan? It doesn't make any sense at all. Are you guys also going to perform?"
Shi Feiye then told them what he had just done, earning Hua Xi and Xu Longze expressions of amazement.
Xu Longze took a long time to finish his sentence: "As expected, she is the boss's favorite woman. She is also a hidden boss."
Hua Xi put her hands together and made starry eyes at Shi Feiye: "Sister Ye, you are too amazing. I have only seen this kind of thing in movies. You can actually replicate it in real life. Jane
It's so cool! If I had followed you and Qiu, we would have never had enough to eat. It's a good thing you didn't go into business, otherwise you would have definitely become a wealthy woman."
Not only do they think Shi Feiye is amazing, the audience thinks so too:
Ye Zi should be the first girl to do business on the show, right? The key is that she actually succeeded. This kind of practice of getting people to buy things in exchange for resources is the first time I have seen it.
Reality version. .'
"Ye Zi only attracted elderly people, which reduced her star aura. In other words, she relied entirely on her own strength to get today's dish. If it were someone else,
The production team will probably find excuses to deduct money again. It seems that she thought of these problems early on. She is really smart.
'I think the most amazing thing about Ye Zi is that she doesn't take face seriously at all. A young lady from a wealthy family actually solicits customers on the street and is happy doing it. This is really down-to-earth.
Qi'er
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