As a top beauty lover, Yu Xingwu swallowed her saliva in a very cowardly manner. Who wouldn’t be confused by such a stunning beauty!
Just listen to the screams around and you will know that she is not the only loser.
The system has long gone astray following Yu Xingwu, and is also a face-chaser.
"Host, the villain really outshines everyone today! The key is his aura, which is absolutely amazing! He is worthy of being my villain!"
[It's really amazing. Shen Zhuo has to eat the pill! He's in such a state now that I'm about to have a nosebleed. The demon girl will definitely lose control when she sees him!]
[He is such a fool. He was told to investigate the witch, not seduce her. Why did he dress so seductively? What if the witch took his essence? How can he pursue the heroine and compete with the hero?]
[Although I have never fought for it...]
Shen Zhuo: "..." Which eye of yours saw me trying to fight? Go ahead and dig it out.
The system agrees 100 times, he is definitely a die-hard fan of Yu Xingwu!
"The host is right! The villain must eat the erection pill! I, the villain, must not be able to lift anything at all!"
So, Yu Xingwu ran to Shen Zhuo without thinking, and regardless of whether Shen Zhuo was willing or not, she stuffed the white medicine bottle containing the Bujudan into Shen Zhuo's hand.
He wanted to remind him again and again: "Second Brother! You must take this Buju Pill! You must eat it in times of crisis!"
[After all, it was me who suggested that you go. If you get raped by the witch, you can't blame me. Then I'm doomed! Oh! ]
Shen Zhuo ignored Yu Xingwu's words, nor did he look at the pill in his hand. His handsome eyebrows were tightly furrowed.
From the first moment he saw Yu Xingwu, Shen Zhuo's gaze was fixed on the big black mole on the right side of Yu Xingwu's chin.
His brows were furrowed tighter and tighter, and it was not known whether it was because he was too disgusted or for some other reason, but he reached out and pinched Yu Xingwu's chin as if possessed by a ghost.
Under everyone's shocked gazes, a pair of cold white fingers rubbed vigorously and managed to erase the unsightly black mole drawn on Yu Xingwu's chin.
Yu Xingwu froze in place, her heart filled with turmoil!
She swallowed for a long while and looked at Shen Zhuo with her long eyelashes fluttering.
[Dog system, he he he, he touched my face! And rubbed my chin! Oh my god! I'm almost in love! ]
[And what does he mean by that? Does he dislike my ugliness? But I just wanted to take this opportunity to show him how ugly I am! I didn’t let him wipe off my mole with his hands!]
Shen Zhuo suddenly felt a headache and was surprised at his own behavior. Perhaps he just couldn't stand ugly things.
"You are a fortune teller, not a matchmaker. That mole... is unnecessary. You are ugly enough without it. There is no need to add to it. The time has come. Let's go."
Yu Xingwu: “?”
[Damn it! Say it again if you dare! You are ugly enough! Are you blind to say I am ugly?!]
Shen Zhuo: You are not blind.
The system couldn't laugh anymore, and said in a mean way: "Host, the villain thinks you are ugly, probably because you two are engaged, and the villain doesn't want to embarrass himself with you, so he helped you remove the mole!"
[…If you can’t speak, just donate your mouth! ]
Yu Xingwu was very angry, but she couldn't show it. At this time, the sound of suona and drums came from outside the yard.
She gritted her teeth and shouted like a fortune teller: "The auspicious time has come, send the bride off to get married!"
[Dog bride, damn villain, I will throw you into the river in a moment! ]
Shen Zhuo: Haha.
…
Wucha Town is a small town located next to the Baisha River. The river god worshipped by the townspeople lives in the Baisha River.
Looking around, the entire Baisha River was filled with an evil aura, but the people in the town were all mortals and could not see anything.
About half an hour later, the wedding procession set out from the palace and arrived at the River God Temple beside the Baisha River.
Yu Xingwu walked all the way, while Shen Zhuo rode in the sedan chair all the way. Suddenly, Yu Xingwu regretted it. If she had known earlier, she might as well have proposed that she be the bride!
In front of the River God Temple, there was a huge crowd and many people gathered.
Seeing the wedding procession coming, the crowd quieted down. When they saw Shen Zhuo, wearing a green wedding dress, walking out of the bridal sedan, everyone present gasped.
I don't know which loud voice said first: "Oh! What a handsome young man! Whose family is he from? Why have I never seen him before?!"
"Look at your keen eyesight. Whose young master is this? With his figure, looks, and bearing, he must be from an immortal family!"
"So it seems that the river god in the river is really a demon? Or a female demon! If they hadn't determined that there was a female demon in the river, the immortals wouldn't have sent their people down there, right?"
Everyone was talking about it. As early as last night, the news that the witch was detained by the old mayor spread in the town.
They gathered here today, half believing and half doubting the immortal's words, saying that the river god they believed in was a monster, or a female monster. Who could believe it?
But when he saw that the people from the Immortal Sect sent a handsome young man into the river, he began to doubt whether this river god was a female demon.
Yu Xingwu was surrounded by a group of people, and her desire to act suddenly came to her.
Seeing that noon was almost over and her mission deadline was only a few hours away, she had to quickly throw the villain into the river and then trick the heroine into going down.
It's so exciting!
So, I tried hard to recall what those rope skipping fortune tellers in TV dramas were muttering.
I imitated them in a very realistic way: "Om Mani Padme Hum, Maka Maka, Wu Xidi Xi, Bala Bala Little Magic Fairy... (No)"
Owner: Σ(っ°Д °;)っ
Yu Xingwu coughed. Being a fortune teller is a technical job. She is not quite capable of chanting spells.
That's it...
"What are you guys standing there for? Can't you see that I have already finished my magic? Throw the little beauty, no, the bride, to me, bah, send her away!"
Shen Zhuo: “…”
Usually, girls who were sacrificed to the river god were tied with ropes and thrown into the river. Obviously, no one dared to tie up Shen Zhuo and throw him in.
Shen Zhuo glanced at Yu Xingwu, sneered, and jumped into the river with a neat movement.
The people cheered, as if they could kill the monster by jumping down.
Some people also questioned: "Can this young man jump down alone? Looking at his frail figure, I don't think he can defeat the witch!"
"That's right. If this young man is caught by the witch again, I'm afraid his frail body won't be able to withstand the witch's torture!"
Yu Xingwu was speechless and wanted to ask if you guys understood!
The villain is what you call thin when dressed and muscular when undressed. He is not skinny. His eight pack abs are enough for you to slide on!
He couldn't stand the banshee's torture. He's a villain, after all! Which villain can't last for 800 rounds without getting tired? Even compared to the male protagonist, the villain is the most durable!
Except that Shen Zhuo doesn't like the banshee, otherwise she would be afraid that the banshee would die on him.
At this time, the system's voice came: "System reminder: There are still 4 hours left in the task countdown! Host, please complete the task as soon as possible!"
"Host, there are so many people by the river now. This is a great opportunity for you to act viciously, highlight the heroine's kindness and beauty, and make her jump into the river! If you don't act now, when will you act?"