Zuo You asked a question he had longed to ask: "Master, how long have you lived?"
Bodhi thought for a moment and said honestly, "I can't remember clearly. People like us are beyond the six realms and do not enter the cycle of reincarnation. A hundred years of vicissitudes in the mortal world are just a blink of an eye for us."
If ordinary people heard such arrogant words, they would definitely think that the person who said it was probably a lunatic.
Unfortunately, Xu Zisheng was a silly boy. After hearing what Bodhi said, his eyes instantly turned into stars. He said respectfully, "Master, you are so awesome!"
Mu Chuan silently covered half of his face. With Xu Zisheng's IQ, he should go back to the first grade and start over.
Zuo You had seen the Taoist's abilities, so he naturally knew that what he said was probably true, so he stopped asking questions.
Xu Zisheng asked curiously, "Master, are you a man or a woman?"
Bodhi glared angrily with his beautiful eyes: "Nonsense, of course I am a serious man."
Zuo You interrupted, "Then why are you dressed as a woman today?"
After asking this, Zuo You realized that Xu Zisheng seemed to have asked this question before. In order to prevent the topic from falling into an endless loop, Zuo You added: "Then why didn't you disguise yourself as a woman before?"
Bodhi looked at her as if she were an idiot. "You were so dirty, wearing only one piece of clothing, and you hadn't showered in ages. I'm a girl, so why would people think I'm crazy?"
Zuo You: ...Actually, the Crazy Taoist Priest isn’t that good either.
The three of them were about to continue chatting when the fuselage began to vibrate and slowly descended through the clouds.
Fu Shenzhi straightened Zuo You's little head and said, "Sit tight, we've arrived at our destination."
Bodhi was squatting on the seat in a frog squat position. He almost fell flat on his face during the landing. He had no choice but to return to a normal sitting position.
Bodhi sighed, "Amazing, amazing! The wisdom of mortals is truly remarkable. Yet, in just a hundred years, they were able to create such a magical device."
Xu Zisheng turned around and asked Mu Chuan: "Brother Chuan Chuan Chuan, where are we going?"
Mu Chuan didn't really want to answer this idiot, and after a while he said with a cold face: "American Disney."
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