Jiang Shiyue: “…”
My face suddenly felt hot.
"You're the one anxious for the wedding night!"
Chen Shanhe nodded, his face calm, "I'm just anxious for the wedding night."
Jiang Shiyue: “!!!”
I couldn't say anything and just turned and left.
Chen Shanhe took two quick steps to catch up with Jiang Shiyue and whispered, "Put on some clothes and rest for a while. Someone will be here soon."
Although Jiang Shiyue was wondering who would come so late at night, she was really sleepy. She nodded and yawned before going back to her room to catch up on some sleep.
I slept until I was woken up by the sound of laughter.
Jiang Shiyue opened the door to the inner room and saw a group of six young men blocking Chen Shanhe between the wall and the coffee table. The only one she knew was Lu Zheng, who was sitting on the sofa, laughing with glee.
Chen Shanhe, who could clearly fight eight people on his own, not only didn't fight back, but also begged for mercy in a particularly cowardly manner, "I was wrong! I was really wrong. Can you please show some mercy?"
Jiang Shiyue suspected for a moment that she was dreaming.
What's going on?
One of the young men heard the noise, turned around and saw Jiang Shiyue, and laughed, "Hey! The bride came out by herself!"
"Look, it's your sister-in-law who feels sorry for you and comes out to rescue you."
Chen Shanhe discussed with the people who were blocking him, "Can I go out and get my wife a glass of water?"
"What water are you pouring? Pour water! What the bride needs is saliva, do you understand?" The person who spoke was holding a pair of chopsticks in his hand, with the ends of the chopsticks opened and twisted on Chen Shanhe's thigh like pliers.
Chen Shanhe couldn't dodge, and was pinched so hard that he grimaced. He didn't fight back and begged for mercy, "Stop it! Be gentle, I'm breaking my skin."
Jiang Shiyue: “…”
I stood there in a daze, not knowing how to react for a moment.
Judging from Chen Shanhe's attitude, it is obvious that he knows these people.
Looking at the food and wine on the coffee table, these young people should be guests.
But, what is this unfolding?
Why would Chen Shanhe be "willing" to be dealt with by others?
When Lu Zheng saw Jiang Shiyue coming out, he smiled so hard that his gums showed, "Sister-in-law, come and save your man!"
Jiang Shiyue raised her eyelids to look at Lu Zheng, but did not move.
Lu Zheng yelled at her to save people, but the expression on his face was "Jiang Shiyue, come and jump into the pit with Chen Shanhe, I want to watch the fun!"
The door was pushed open from the outside, and Quanfu, who was combing Jiang Shiyue's hair, brought a dish to the table. She looked at Chen Shanhe who was blocked, then at Jiang Shiyue, and scolded with a smile: "Liping, you said that there is a point in making a fuss about the dish! Shi Xinren is a city girl with a thin skin! Don't go too far."
The young man holding Chen Shanhe laughed and replied, "I know, Mom! You can leave now!"
Quan Furen glared at Liping, put down the dishes, walked over to Jiang Shiyue, and led her towards Chen Shanhe, explaining as they walked, "Here we call it talking about dishes, and in the city it might be called making a fuss in the bridal chamber. Of course, customs vary from place to place."
In our place, we have a wedding night prank, with six or eight unmarried young people, setting up a table and playing pranks with the bride and groom. They're all people their own age, so sometimes the jokes are a little outrageous. If you don't accept it, just pretend you didn't hear it..."
Jiang Shiyue suddenly realized that it was a wedding night prank. No wonder Chen Shanhe was so stupid!
Probably because of the presence of the elders, the young men who were making trouble in the bridal chamber calmed down a little and moved away obediently to let Quanfu take Jiang Shiyue to Chen Shanhe.
Before leaving, Quanfu pointed at the young men and warned them, "Take it easy! If anyone makes the bride cry, I'll punish him!"
"I know, Mom! Why are you so nagging? Please leave! We can't make any noise with you here!" Liping said as he stood up and pushed Quanfu's back to the door.
Quanfu raised his hand and slapped Liping, scolding him with a smile, "You little bastard! Do yourself a favor! It's you who's getting married next year, aren't you afraid that they'll punish you?" But he followed Liping's strength and walked forward and out the door.
Liping didn't even close the door, but walked back and sat down. "The bride is here, shall we get started?!"
Another young man spoke up: "Sister-in-law, although Brother Shanhe is one or two years older than me, you are the hosts today and we are the guests. Do you think you should give us some cigarettes to light?" As he spoke, he pushed the cigarette box and matches on the table towards Jiang Shiyue.
"Hurry up! Start talking about dishes!" Someone shouted in the yard.
A group of people rushed in, including men, women, young and old.
Li Chuntian ran the fastest and stood at the front of the crowd holding Yangyang's hand.
"I'll do it!" Chen Shanhe rushed over and reached out to take the cigarette box on the table.
Lingkong stretched out a pair of chopsticks and slapped the back of Chen Shanhe's hand. "If I don't punish you, then just behave yourself! Is this something you can do for me? You don't have the qualifications today. Just stand there."
Chen Shanhe cried out "ouch", withdrew his hand, stood back obediently, and gave Jiang Shiyue a look that said "I can't help you".
Jiang Shiyue didn't suspect anything, picked up the cigarette box, opened it, took out a cigarette and handed it to the person closest to him, Liping.
Liping shook his head, "Sister-in-law, you're not sincere. You have to keep your mouth shut no matter what you say, right?"
Jiang Shiyue: “…”
She's not a waitress.
As soon as he hesitated, the young man on the other side opened his chopsticks and started to pick up Chen Shanhe's thighs again. "How can a grown man be so tactless? He just watches and doesn't know how to teach his sister-in-law."
Chen Shanhe cried out in pain.
Jiang Shiyue looked at Chen Shanhe suspiciously.
A while ago, in the disaster zone, Chen Shanhe had suffered injuries far more severe than a chopstick prick, yet he'd never uttered a single sound. But now he was screaming as if he'd been stabbed. Was it really that painful? Or was it just a dramatic effect?
Chen Shanhe winked at her.
Jiang Shiyue: “…”
Okay! It should be the latter.
She cooperated and picked up a cigarette and handed it to Liping's mouth.
Liping didn't act weird this time, he opened his mouth and took it in.
Jiang Shiyue struck a match and wanted to light a cigarette for Liping, but before it could get close to Liping's mouth, he sneezed and blew it out.
The crowd burst into laughter.
Jiang Shiyue: “…”
Liping apologized without any sincerity: "Oh, sister-in-law, I'm sorry! You have to order again."
Jiang Shiyue learned the lesson the second time. After lighting the match, she quickly covered it with her hand and handed it to Liping's mouth.
This time Liping didn't make any trouble. The person next to him blew out the match in Jiang Shiyue's hand in one breath.
The onlookers laughed again.
Jiang Shiyue finally understood the rules of the "Talking Plate" game.
Making things difficult for the bride and groom?!
Jiang Shiyue lit the match for the third time and quickly moved closer to Liping. When he wanted to blow it, she leaned slightly.
“Ouch!”
This time the one called was Liping.
When Jiang Shiyue's hand tilted just now, the flames singed his beard.
Everyone burst into laughter.
Chen Shanhe couldn't help but curl his lips and looked down at Jiang Shiyue with a doting look.
"You're still laughing?" Li Ping took his anger out on Chen Shanhe and twisted him several times.
Chen Shanhe dodged most of the attacks, but selectively took two, screaming miserably.
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