Chapter 116
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"My brother just swore, didn't he? Hahahaha."
"Incredible! It's like the second month of spring, with grass growing and birds singing."
"Although he's handsome, I could tell from the first glance that he had a bad temper. He really is a hot-tempered guy from Zu'an."
"I've learned a new skill for swearing."
"I love this younger brother so much. Why are all men with the surname Fu so ruthless?"
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Rou Dun stared intently at his older brother with his big eyes. Fu Jinglin swallowed hard. Rou Dun was a very clever child. He wondered if the little guy could imitate his gruff voice.
Fu Jinglin suddenly felt a headache coming on. If the chubby little boy in his arms learned this at home, he would be in big trouble.
At this moment, the chubby little boy opened his mouth and said, "Brother."
Fu Jinglin glanced at him guiltily, "Hmm?"
Was my brother reciting poetry just now?
Fu Jinglin's stiff expression remained unchanged. "Of course."
Then, the little meatball raised its two fleshy paws and slapped them repeatedly...
"Brother, you are so cultured."
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"Hahaha, this is amazing! Dun Dun is so cute."
"I want to steal a child, they really are little angels."
"On the importance of classical Chinese poetry when swearing."
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Fu Jinglin was stunned for a moment, but finally breathed a sigh of relief. After Rou Dun's praise, he no longer cared about the mud on his shoes.
Instead of pulling on the suitcase stuck in the mud, he simply picked it up.
"DunDun is here!"
"Dundun, hurry up, hurry up!!"
The director's little girl stood on the hillside and shouted excitedly.
Fu Jinglin glanced at the little guy in his arms and noticed that Dundun was also waving excitedly at his friend.
"Brother, I want to go downstairs and walk."
Fu Jinglin said with a sour face, "No, it's all mud."
The chubby boy stared longingly at his friend not far away.
They were still some distance away, and Fu Jinglin didn't want Rou Dun to walk in the mud.
When they finally arrived at their destination, Fu Jinglin put the person down on a clean patch of land.
Fu Jinglin is tall, nearly 1.9 meters, making him stand out among the fathers.
The director's little girl came up to the meatball, "DunDun, who's this?"
RouDun began to introduce himself, "My dad is away on a business trip, so my brother brought me here today."
Little girl: "DunDun's brother is so tall, like a big tree."
Fu Jinglin ignored the two little ones and frowned as he looked at his shoes, which were unrecognizable, wanting to change them quickly.
The host then spoke up, "Now, please have each family hand in their items."
Fu Jinglin's brow twitched. "Hand over what?"
The host thoughtfully reminded everyone, "Money, all communication devices, and toys/snacks."
Fu Jinglin, who was already worried about the shoes, suddenly turned even darker.
Don't let them speak their minds directly.
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"Look at your little brother's face! It's as black as ashes."
"What kind of rich young master's rural life is this?"
"So the younger brother is here to participate in the reality show 'Transformation'?"
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Fu Jinglin's face turned as black as the bottom of a pot, but with Rou Dun beside him, he couldn't possibly ignore the child and refuse to hand him over.
This time, RouDun was smarter and didn't bring the rabbit doll that XiaoTaoZi gave him, because it was all squashed when he brought it back last time.
RouDun tugged at Fu Jinglin's finger, "Brother, let's hand over our things too."
As she spoke, she opened her small suitcase.
Fu Jinglin closed his eyes with a dark expression, took a deep breath to swallow the curse, and then opened his suitcase.
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"Damn, why are there dumbbells in this suitcase???"
"I have to say, this suitcase looks like it's been stolen."
"Do male college students exercise every day? We can't be sure without seeing it."
"Why does this little brother always have such a sour face? He seems very impatient."
"The eldest son goes to the countryside."
"There are dumbbells here. Someone just lifted them up for me."
"Got it, that's the energy of male college students."
"Little brother, look at me!!!"
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Fu Jinglin glanced at his phone, sent a message on WeChat, and then handed it in.
At this point, the staff member said with difficulty, "There are still some things that need to be handed over."
Fu Jinglin looked up at him and said, "You've already handed over the money and communication equipment, what else is there to hand over?"
Looking at the wild and untamed Fu Jinglin in front of him, the staff member swallowed hard, "You have to hand over your toys too."
Fu Jinglin glanced down at the chubby boy beside him. A staff member looked and said, "Dundun's toys are already..."
Fu Jinglin picked up the chubby boy and said, "Here you go."
Staff: "..."
The chubby boy blinked his innocent big eyes twice.
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"Meatball: Are you being polite?"
"Wow, a real-life toy."
"Got it, human cubs = toys."
"Now I finally understand why they said it was a wedding gift from his dad. If his brother were his biological son, he would have beaten him to death long ago."
"Toys" and "For You"
"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter from my little brother. I desperately need him to give me CPR."
"Go upstairs and put on some clothes. I just need to touch my brother's abs."
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The staff member's lips twitched slightly. "It's not for the child, it's your toy."
Fu Jinglin asked in a puzzled tone, "What toys do I have?"
The staff pointed to the Ultraman model lying in the young master's suitcase.
Fu Jinglin instantly flew into a rage, "You motherfucker..."
He stopped abruptly before he could finish his sentence, then gritted his teeth and said, "You've gone too far!"
The staff member was so startled that he took a step back.
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"Emmm, isn't this younger brother going a bit too far?"
"Yeah, why make things difficult for the staff?"
"My younger brother is good in every way, but he has a bit of a bad temper."
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However, before the comments section could finish its吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to criticize or complain), Fu Jinglin pointed at the Ultraman figure in the suitcase and angrily said, "That's my brother!"
The people present: ? ? ?
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"I'm sorry, I take back what I just said."
"Even if the King of Heaven himself came today, Ultraman is not a toy."
"Wow, so he's a chuunibyou (middle school syndrome) sufferer."
"Hahahaha, that's amazing, Ultraman is a brother."
“This younger brother has a bad temper and nobody likes him, so I’ll be the one to discipline him.”
"No need for this suffering, let me do it."
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The staff member looked blank. "Please hand over your brother."
Fu Jinglin, who was initially furious, instantly calmed down and said, "Oh."
As long as you respect Ultraman, we are brothers.
After all the families had submitted their applications, the most important part—choosing a house—began.
Host: "This time, we'll be using a first-come, first-served basis."
The professional wrestler asked, "How does it work, first come, first served?"
The host took out a map, on which the location of the houses was clearly marked. "Whichever family gets there first, that house belongs to them."
Director: "Isn't that a bit unfair? We're all a bit different in age."
He was the oldest among them.
The host was momentarily at a loss, not daring to offend the director's airs, "Well..."
The director said, "How about this, the younger ones go first, then the older ones go first, then the next ones after three minutes, and so on."
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"Damn, that's incredibly shameless."
"Why don't you just say the house is yours?"
"Isn't this a bit of an overreaction? This director is only forty, and he can't even walk anymore?"
"It's starting to lose favor with me."
"I don't think it's a big deal. It's just a matter of uneven physical strength."
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The wrestler was a little unhappy after the director said it, but since he could set off together with the amateur father, it didn't seem like a big loss, so he didn't say anything. He had just calculated that it would take ten minutes to get to the nearest house, and the mountain road was difficult to walk on. The director and his little daughter couldn't walk fast either, so he could easily catch up.
The professional wrestler said, "I have no objection."
Seeing that both of them agreed, the ordinary father said, "Me too."
However, Fu Jinglin, who was the last to depart and had to wait six minutes, remained silent.
I had already experienced this young master's bad temper. I thought the other party was just being stubborn and not saying anything, but when I turned around, I saw the young master and Rou Dun pointing at the map.
Fu Jinglin: "I want this one."
"It's the best house," RouDun yelped. "Great!"
The best house is the closest one, just a ten-minute walk away.
Everyone: ...
The host spoke hesitantly, knowing he didn't dare offend this young master's background, and cautiously asked, "Does Dun Dun's family have any objections?"
Fu Jinglin clearly hadn't heard their discussion. "What?"
"The older group goes first, the next group waits three minutes, and so on."
The director swallowed hard, knowing that if the young master was unhappy, even as an elder, he would have to swallow his pride and smooth things over.
To everyone's surprise, the young master didn't seem to care at all, saying, "It doesn't matter."
The host was taken aback.
Fu Jinglin: "Anyway, whether we give way or not, labor and capital come first."
The tall young man stood there, his eyes seemingly filled with the blazing sun, determined to win.
That proud and arrogant look was captivating.
The meatball suddenly spoke up: "Brother, what is 'labor and capital'?"
Fu Jinglin, who had been quite arrogant, froze instantly and said, "Laozi, a great thinker, educator, and founder of the Taoist school of thought."
The chubby little boy opened his mouth into an "O" shape, "Wow, you're amazing, brother, you know so much."
Fu Jinglin: ...
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"Okay, little brother, first place is yours, and I'm yours too!!!"
"You can't even swear if you don't have some education."
"This little brother is really funny."
"Sorry, the way my brother looked so confident just now was really cool. That's the confidence of a male college student."
"Damn, that's the kind of arrogance I wanted."
"Although my previous behavior was a bit impolite, if I had his background, I would be even more arrogant than him."
"I thought my mute husband was silly enough, but I didn't expect his nephew to be silly too."
"Birds of a feather flock together."
"Hello, is Mr. Fu the only normal person in the Fu family?"
"Upstairs, what's wrong with our DunDun?!"
"DunDun: Are you being polite?"
"Hahahaha, Fu Jinglin, right? I'm a fan now."
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Once all the families were ready, the host started the timer and let the first group set off.
Meatball sat on a rock and asked, "Brother, when are we leaving?"
Fu Jinglin glanced at the time. "Thirty seconds left."
At this point, the host approached the two and asked, "DunDun, do you think it's fair to give up your time?"
Fu Jinglin frowned. Asking such a question was undoubtedly setting a trap for the child. He gave the host a warning look, picked up the little dumpling and tucked it under his arm. "Let's go."
"I'll get you first place, brother."
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