It's a double entendre.
Lu Nong froze. She was held in someone's arms. She could smell the clean scent of a man and a hot breath on her cheeks and neck.
Help!
She felt like a piece of meat...
Hmm, I’m a little curious, if I say “I don’t know”, will I get bitten?
Lu was in a state of demonic nature, and suddenly wanted to see if he would really get bitten if he said "I don't know". He coughed and said:
"Hmm? The 'red beans' in this poem are not real red beans, but the red dots on the dice. The poet compares them to red beans... You asked if red beans knew, I guess red beans probably don't know?"
Pei Jinan above me asked in a dangerous tone, "Really? Then I want to thank you for helping me clear up this confusion."
"Haha, you're welcome. You're welcome."
The result of the experiment was that Pei Jianan did not bite anyone, but Lu Nong felt that the sound was not right, and her intuition told her that it was the right time to run.
Just when she was about to get out of Pei Jinan's arms, Pei Jinan grabbed her back and asked, "Why are you running?"
Lu Nong: “…”
Of course I run because there is danger!
Seeing that Lu Nong didn't say anything, Pei Ji'an picked her up and said calmly: "But you guessed right."
Lu Nong: “…”
Pei Ji'an carried Lu Nong back to the bedroom, put her on the bed, and then unbuttoned her clothes one by one.
...Help! This old man is too sexy. Even the Type 65 military uniform is so rustic, but it can't hide his charm.
Pei Xiaozheng always says that Xiao Xiazi is Daji Benda, but Lu Nong thinks that Xiao Xiazi’s biological father is the male Daji.
“Wow wow wow…”
The cry of little Xiazai was heard.
Lu Nong breathed a sigh of relief, "The baby is crying, I'll go comfort her."
However, after crying for a few times, little Xia fell asleep again. Lu Nong was confused. Could it be that the baby was crying in his dream?
Pei Jinan looked at her with amusement. Lu Nong smiled ingratiatingly at Pei Jinan and kissed him on the lips.
"Brother, please spare me. I'd better go with Director Leng tomorrow. I heard that we have to walk a long mountain road."
Pei Ji'an: "Then I'll be gentler."
Lu Nong: Should I say thank you?
The next day, it was still early in the morning when Lu Nong brought a cloth bag to the fork in the road where he had agreed to meet Director Leng. When he arrived, he found that not only Director Leng was there, but also Hu Mei, Liu Erniu, Wang Xiuzhi, and several women Lu Nong did not recognize.
Leng Zhu pulled Lu Nong over and said to her with a smile, "The first and fifteenth days of the lunar month are the days when the logistics department goes out to purchase things. Everyone should also take advantage of these two days to go down the mountain to buy things."
"Let's go, comrades. We've kept Old Yu waiting for a long time." Director Leng called everyone to set off.
After walking through the farmland and arriving at the river, Director Leng raised his hands to block the sun, looked into the river, pointed at a few children playing in the water and said, "Erniu, Xiuzhi, look and see if those are Xianglan and your two children."
"Really? Why are they all in deep water?"
Liu Erniu was furious. She lifted up the soles of her straw sandals and rushed to the river bank, yelling, "Zhao Diaobao and Zhao Gangtie, are you two tired of living? How dare you take Xianglan to play in the river? Get out of here!"
Lu Nong: “…”
She hopes that when her children grow up, she will not become a Hedong Lion Roar.
Then she thought about what kind of person Pei Zheng was. It would only take a few minutes for him to do bad things with Xiao Huai, and Xiao Huai would have an extremely high IQ when he grew up... In terms of wits and courage, it is possible that she, as his mother, could not beat the combination of the male protagonist and the original number one villain.
Lu Nong is a little worried about his future hair.
Liu Erniu's two sons came running over in a hurry. Several children behind them started to make fun of them. Within three seconds, they all made eye contact with their mother. Except for two or three obedient children who stopped and walked towards their mother, the other naughty ones disappeared in an instant.
Zhao Diaobao and Zhao Gangtie, who were the first to go ashore, walked over dejectedly, lowered their heads and called out "Mom".
Liu Erniu pulled the two brothers over and spanked each of them with the sole of their shoe, "Do you still dare?"
"Mom, please stop hitting me. It hurts," Zhao Diaobao covered his buttocks. "My eldest brother will be back tomorrow. I won't be able to get out of bed. He will make fun of me."
Liu Erniu pointed at her son's head and said, "You! You're afraid of being laughed at, but you still go swimming in deep water?"
The few obedient children who followed closely behind each went to find their own mothers, and then were beaten by their own mothers.
Director Leng didn't do anything, but frowned and said, "Xianglan, where is your brother? You left him alone at home and went out to play by yourself?"
"I'm not his mother, why should I take care of him like one all day long?" Xianglan pouted like a little pepper.
Director Leng was reluctant to blame his granddaughter, so he walked over to wipe the mud off Xianglan's body and said, "Kid, even if you want to go out to play, you can't go into the deep water. Even the soldiers dare not take it lightly, let alone you little idiots."
The little girl was very clever. She rolled her eyes, shook Director Leng's arm and said, "Grandma, I won't go to Shenshui anymore. Are you going to catch up? Take me with you."
Director Leng was moved by the little girl and said, "Okay, okay, I'll take you there. Let go."
"Okay!" Xianglan cheered, "I'm going to the market to buy some maltose."
The Zhao brothers swallowed their saliva and said, "Mom, we want to go to the market too."
After the Zhao brothers finished speaking, the other children also looked at their mother eagerly. However, with so many children and adults, the logistics department also had to bring back other things, so there was not enough space.
Liu Erniu gave them each a pair of straw sandals and said, "Go home!"
"As usual, I'll wait on the other side of the river at noon and help my mother move things home."
The Zhao brothers murmured bitterly:
"You want to work like a cow again..."
"We don't give the cows grass to eat..."
Liu Erniu raised her straw sandals and threatened, "What are you talking about?"
The Zhao brothers shut up obediently and walked home with their heads down, looking like two great enemies.
The Zhao brothers who were the first to make a fuss became quiet, and the other children stopped clamoring to join them. As for Xianglan, she was just a little girl, and in the boys' minds, it was natural for her to go out with the women, and it was not within their scope of comparison.
Lu Nong, Director Leng and others crossed the bridge. The procurement vehicle on the roadside had been waiting for a long time. Old Yu got down from the driver's seat and opened the rear door. The military wives climbed up one by one. The one who got in first pulled the next one in. After everyone got in, Old Yu locked the door.
"Sisters-in-law, please be safe. Let's go."
Lu Nong originally wanted to sit with Director Leng, but when she tried to get on the bus, the crowd squeezed and pushed her in a group of military wives she didn't know. Director Leng wanted to push her over, but they were walking on a mountain road and it was dangerous to get up, so the two had to give up.
The mountain road was bumpy, the forest was lush and green, the wind blew their hair, and a group of women were sitting in the car chatting. They were used to the bumpy ride in the back.
"Hey, do you know? I heard that the young grandson of the art troupe and the second battalion commander of the first troupe are in love with each other." A military wife gossiped.
"Ah? Didn't they say that Xiaosun and Captain Zhou were a couple?" another military wife asked in surprise.
"You don't know yet? Captain Zhou has a wife. Last month, his wife came to the army with his mother. I happened to run into them. I have to say that his wife is really pretty, much more handsome than little Sun. I don't know what Captain Zhou thinks..."
"What can I think? Domestic flowers are not as fragrant as wild flowers. These stinky men think the shit outside is fragrant."
The others nodded in agreement. Someone else said, "Speaking of beauty, have you heard about it? The wife of the newly arrived Deputy Commander Pei is very pretty and has a nice name too. What's her name? Oh yeah, I think her name is Lu Nong. I heard she's as pretty as a fairy. When she first arrived, she stunned a group of soldiers working in the fields."
In other words, there is no need to do that. If you eat the melon from your own home, the melon will no longer be delicious.
"I didn't take it." Lu Nong retorted in a low voice.
"Is she prettier than Zhang Xiaoya, the pillar of the art troupe?" Another military wife didn't quite believe it. "How can a fairy be born in a remote place like ours? Not everyone can be called a fairy."
"That's right." Lu Nong was sweating profusely. He refused to be criticized and quickly agreed.
"Who are you?" The military wife who praised Lu Nong as a fairy was refuted and turned to Lu Nong, "Why have I never seen you before? You are covering your face with a scarf. Who brought you here?"
Last night, Director Leng told Lu Nong that it was very windy when they were going down the mountain. Lu Nong was afraid that her face would be chapped, so she temporarily found a gauze scarf, combed it into her hair, and wrapped it around her face, so that others could only see the upper half of her face.
Although only the upper half of her face was exposed, Lu Nong's snow-white and translucent skin could not be concealed. In addition, she had just arrived and had not yet been assimilated into the dressing style. She was extremely conspicuous in the crowd. It would have been fine if she didn't speak, but as soon as she opened her mouth, she was picked out.
Lu Nong blinked and said, "I came here with Director Leng."
The military wives were all silent for a moment. Just when Lu Nong thought they recognized him, one of them grabbed Lu Nong's hand and said, "Are you Director Leng's daughter? No wonder you dress so well."
"Since they are not outsiders, we can rest assured."
"That's right."
"I saw Director Leng pull someone over before getting in the car. It turned out to be you."
Everyone was talking at once, and in the blink of an eye they treated Lu Nong as one of their own.
Lu Nong: “…” So careless?
Since they were family members, the wives continued to gossip. This time, the topic turned to Zhang Xiaoya, who was mentioned earlier. "... Zhang Xiaoya is arrogant. She doesn't even like the soldiers who showed interest in her. No one knows who she will marry in the end."
Someone whispered, "My third aunt's son's cousin's daughter lives in the same dormitory with Zhang Xiaoya, and she said Zhang Xiaoya has a crush on Deputy Commander Pei!"
Lu Nong: “…”
Lu Nong expressed doubts about this story. Pei Jinan had arrived two days earlier than her at most. How could someone fall for him? It was outrageous, too outrageous.
So she said, "No way, hasn't Deputy Commander Pei only been here a few days?"
"You don't know this, right?" The military wife next to Lu Nong explained to her, "With Deputy Division Commander Pei's status and appearance, at the welcome party on his first day, many young girls and wives set their eyes on him and wanted to take him back home. Unfortunately, he already had a wife, so those people worked in vain."
So that's what's going on, Lu Nong Mosuo Chin, are old men so popular?
As they were talking, the car stopped by the roadside.
The wives of the soldiers got off the car one by one. As soon as they got off the car, Director Leng called out to Lu Nong, "Lu Nong, come quickly, we need to leave quickly."
"Hey, here I come." Lu Nong replied.
The military wives who had just sat with Lu Nong looked at each other in bewilderment. Someone hesitantly asked what everyone was thinking, "What is the name of Deputy Division Commander Pei's wife?"
"It seems to be called... Lu Nong."
Military wives: "..."
Director Leng held Xianglan in one hand and Lu Nong in the other and said, "Let's go to the market first. Xie Laosan is a carpenter. He will go to the market to sell his handicrafts when there is a market. Maybe we can run into him. If not, don't worry. Yushui Brigade is not far away. We will get there in a few hundred meters."
Lu Nong was not familiar with this place, so he followed Director Leng's instructions and said, "I'll do as you say."
Director Leng took Lu Nong and Xianglan to a threshing ground. The threshing ground was bustling with people; this was the market.
Xianglan was clamoring for maltose. Director Leng had no choice but to say to Lu Nong, "I'll take her to buy some maltose first, and we'll meet here later."
"Okay." It just so happened that Lu Nong felt comfortable strolling around by himself.
She followed the crowd into the market, and when she passed by the stalls, she didn't rush to buy anything, but listened to the prices offered by others first.
As soon as the stall owner and the buyer spoke the first sentence, Lu Nong was confused. The locals spoke in dialect, and no matter how smart she was, she couldn't understand it the first time.
Lu Nong walked out of the crowd angrily and stood by the roadside waiting for Director Leng to come back.
At this time, a group of people came from a distance. Lu Nong saw Xu Yao in the crowd at a glance, but Xu Yao was not the center of the crowd. On the contrary, she was standing on the outside. In the center of the crowd was a sweet-looking girl, about sixteen or seventeen years old, who was flirting with the boy next to her, "Brother, you promised to buy me some vanishing cream, you can't go back on your word."
"Okay, okay, I'll buy it for you. Yuehua, if you want anything else, just tell me." The boy agreed in a nice voice.
Lu Nong saw Xu Yao, who was out of place, pursing his lips with a lost and gloomy expression.
Lu Nong sighed in her heart, her eldest daughter is so lucky, both the supporting actresses and the leading actresses are so pretty, but why does she think the supporting actresses are more pleasing to the eye?