"No need." Han Fei hung up, assuming it was a scam call.
Not long after, another phone call came in.
"Hello, is this Mr. Han Fei?"
"It's me."
"How's the process of getting your immigration application to country M going?"
"I have never thought about immigrating."
"Country M is so wonderful, you must have wanted to immigrate there for a long time, but you couldn't before because of the conditions. Mr. Han, don't worry, your application will definitely be successful this time!"
Han Fei's lips twitched: "Can't you understand human language?"
"Mr. Han, rest assured, your application will be approved immediately. Country M will make things easy for you; please feel free to ask for anything you need—"
Too lazy to listen to the other person's rant, Han Fei hung up the phone directly.
I never even considered immigrating. Everyone says life abroad is better, but when something really happens, it's actually easier to resolve things domestically. Otherwise, the Hanheng Group, which was based overseas, wouldn't have ended up in such a tragic way.
...
"Damn it, thief! How dare you refuse to return the keys that belong to our country!"
"—He doesn't even like beautiful women and sports cars! I've heard that people from China are all descendants of the dragon, and dragons are born with a fondness for shiny gold. Maybe he likes gold!"
"He must have secretly gone to complete the paperwork; he's eager to immigrate to the US! He must be afraid of being discovered, which is why he kept refusing to immigrate on the phone. Don't worry, he'll be here soon."
...
Butler Li asked nervously, "Master, do you want to emigrate?"
"I didn't have that thought."
"Sir, actually your phone has been monitored. I... I don't know how to tell you this."
"Then let's get to the point."
"Since you've been receiving frequent calls from overseas, your phone has been monitored by the authorities. The calls you received before were neither harassing calls nor scam calls."
"What is that?"
Butler Li told Han Fei everything he knew.
Han Fei laughed out loud: "Since they want the key, I won't hesitate to give them one."
"Sir, what do you mean?"
"They weren't making scam calls, but I might be. If you want the keys, you'll definitely have to pay a price."
...
Two days later, those people couldn't hold back any longer and called again.
"Thief, hand over the keys!"
"If you want the key, you always have to pay a price. After all, so many people want the key. Just the other day, the country of Little Days and the country of the United States both contacted me one after the other. I'm afraid you can't afford the price they offered."
"What! They actually want the key! What are their motives? Do they want to steal the treasures of our ancestors' national treasury?"
Han Fei's lips twitched: "That's how South Korea is always, trying to take everything for themselves."
"You cannot give them the key; it was left to us by our ancestors!"
"The highest bidder wins." Han Fei said this and then hung up the phone.
That evening, Little Days Kingdom called: "Hey, have you decided what you want? We've prepared a truckload of gold for you. Our Great Days Empire has everything; whatever you desire, we can satisfy you!"
"I want your head."
"What did you say???"
"Hehe, just kidding. I want too many things, I'm just afraid you can't afford them."
"As long as you ask, there's nothing our Japanese Empire can't do." Even if we don't have it, we can still take it.
"I see..." Han Fei thought seriously: "I want land, the more the better."
Which land do you want?
"No, give me your land instead."
"Ah, this..."
"Can't you even handle this simple request?" Han Fei hung up the phone immediately.
Han Fei waited for two days. The US was quite patient, holding back for two days until midnight, and finally called on the third day.
The other person spoke arrogantly: "Look, when are you going to immigrate?"
"I will not immigrate."
"Mr. Han, please don't be hypocritical."
Han Fei was speechless; you can never wake someone who is pretending to be asleep.
Left with no other option, he ruthlessly hung up the phone again.
I just hung up the phone with the US, and now the Japanese Empire is calling again.
"We are willing to grant your wish. We are willing to give you as much land as you want, provided that you give us the keys first."
"Then what about me, if I want all the land in your country?"
"Han Fei, there's a limit to joking."
“I’m not joking. I advise you to bring back all the people you’ve placed in China, or they’re doomed.”
What do you mean by that?
You'll find out soon enough.
"Oh no, Morita has been discovered!" someone shouted anxiously on the other end of the phone.
"How were you discovered?"
"Several other people were arrested along with him."
Upon hearing this, the man hung up the call with Han Fei and roared, "Don't let them utter a single word, you know what I mean." He then made a throat-slitting gesture.
"But……"
"But what 'but'? Hurry up and get on with the business."
"I can't see them at all. They were taken away by the Chinese police and have been sent to the special police force!"
...
Old Gu sipped Han Fei's newly developed taro milk and said with a playful smile, "Old Han, we've caught several big fish this time through your connections."
Han Fei shook his head: "Those are just small fish. Big fish would never come out to hunt themselves."
"Be careful, I'll arrange for more people to help you."
"Alright."
"Old Han, Xiao Rou is such a good girl. A few days ago, my son Xiao Zhan had a cold and didn't go to school, and she brought him his notebooks. She's such a good kid..."
"Don't look like you're constipated and want to say something but can't!"
"I was thinking that my Xiaozhan and Xiaorou are a really good match, we..."
"Stop! Old Gu, let's not bring this up again!" Han Fei didn't want to arrange a marriage for Xiao Rou so early.
"It's all over the place. Xiao Zhan and Xiao Rou are engaged. They've been childhood sweethearts since they were little."
"Who spread this? It wasn't you, was it?"
Old Gu waved his hand forcefully to distance himself from the situation, saying, "I'm not that bored; those old guys misunderstood."
"Damn it, they should be made to climb the fruit mountain every day! No matter what rumors spread outside, this arranged marriage is off the table!"
"Can't we just not..."
"cannot!"
"You don't even know what I'm going to say, so why did you refuse?"
"Anyway, you never say anything nice."
...
Japan, South Korea, Japan, the United States, and some smaller countries gathered together for a secret meeting.
The representative of country M stated: "Han Fei is a man who feigns madness and foolishness; you never know which second he is being genuine and which second he is faking it."
The representative from the parrot country said, "Let's not talk about his character, let's talk about the practical thing: does he actually have the key?"
"Yes! There must be a key! A couple of days ago, my ancestor appeared to me in a dream, saying that a man named Han Fei stole the jade seal they left me!" The South Korean representative declared indignantly, "He's a thief!"
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