"Third brother, quickly close the window. It's windy outside. What if Duoduo catches a cold?!" Uncle Yun glared at Yun Yishu with displeasure.
Winter nights are the coldest, especially when the wind blows so hard it makes you shiver, and the wind mixed with snowflakes stings your face.
"Yes, yes, what my elder brother says makes sense. It doesn't matter if it smells a little bad, but we can't let my younger sister get sick." Yun Yishu moved his chubby body, hunched his neck, and braved the cold wind to close the window.
Yun Duoduo felt a warmth in her heart; her eldest and third brothers were so good to her!
When she grows up, she will definitely find the most beautiful sister-in-law for her brothers!
Ah Xiang took out the clothes that had been soiled, the quilt wrapped around Yun Duoduo, and the diapers to wash, leaving only Yun Duoduo and the two princes in the room.
Ah Xiang was initially worried about leaving the little princess behind, but seeing the two princes' eyes full of affection, she decided to hurry back, because a child's eyes don't lie.
"Little sister, where did you go?" Yun Yishu looked around but couldn't see Yun Duoduo's small figure.
"Waaaaah!" Yun Duoduo's loud cries rang out. She hadn't watched TV dramas in a long time and was eager to hear the story.
"Ah, here she is!" Uncle Yun clapped his hands, following the sound of crying to find Yun Duoduo.
Yun Yibo gently picked up Yun Duoduo, pinched her little cheeks, and then placed her on the bed.
Yun Yibo and Yun Yishu, holding storybooks, sat side by side, shoulder to shoulder, cross-legged on the edge of the bed.
Yun Yibo licked his fingers, turned the pages of the book, and began to read aloud with emotion, "Ahem, the eighteenth day of the twelfth lunar month, heavy snow falling, Chang'an Street in the capital."
"Late at night, there was no one on the streets except for the night watchman who announced the time."
"In the backyard of the Fan family mansion, a young man dressed in brocade robes climbed over the wall under cover of darkness and entered the mansion. He saw Miss Fan, dressed in a pale yellow silk dress, waiting on the wall with tears streaming down her face."
"Brother Zhou, Father wants to marry me off to the young master Wang next door, what should I do?!"
“‘That young master Wang is a notorious womanizer; brothels are his favorite haunts. My father only listened to the matchmaker's side of the story and wants to marry me off to him!’”
“Brother Zhou, I don’t want to marry anyone else. Today I give myself to you. Brother Zhou, please don’t let me down!”
"'What are you saying, Sister Fan? How could I possibly betray you!' The words had barely left his lips when the two embraced. The young man felt the girl's soft lips; beneath the pear blossom tree, dry wood ignited a raging fire..."
The eldest prince, Yun Yibo, was engrossed in reading when the third prince, Yun Yishu, suddenly snatched the storybook and covered Yun Duoduo's ears. "Oh dear, brother, your sister is still young, she can't listen to this!"
Yun Duoduo grumbled twice in dissatisfaction, she was really enjoying the story! Why don't you elaborate?!
On a dark and windy night, a lone man and woman, mutually attracted, she always loved to hear such things. Third Brother was really overthinking it; these were all minor incidents, nothing inappropriate for children.
It turns out that ancient storybooks also had erotic elements.
My own elder brother is only ten years old, and he's already reading these erotic books. Children in ancient times were really precocious!
However, the young lady in this story is really too naive. Men's words are deceitful. In ancient times, when women were so feudal and harsh, if she were to give herself to someone so easily and hastily, she would only suffer in the end!
Besides, it's freezing cold outside! Are you sure you want to do *that*?!
Yun Duoduo sighed repeatedly and shook her head.
“Look, little sister doesn’t like it.” Yun Yishu noticed Yun Duoduo’s reaction and assumed that she didn’t like this type of story.
"Ahem, that's true, my dear sister. I'm so sorry, I was really inconsiderate." Yun Yibo scratched his head sheepishly. This was his favorite storybook, and he had thought his sister would like it too, but he forgot that she was still young and didn't understand matters of love and intimacy.
"It's alright, it's alright, Your Majesty has many more books here. I'll get you another one." Yun Yibo rummaged through a stack of storybooks on the ground, and Yun Yishu also came over to choose one.
"This is good, this is good." Yun Yishu looked at the storybook in Yun Yibo's hand, his eyes immediately lit up, and he agreed.
"Alright, this is the one. I guarantee my sister will definitely like it!" Yun Yibo exclaimed excitedly.
"Ahem!" Yun Yibo cleared his throat, his face serious.
"On Mount Wucang, a stone monkey was born out of nowhere, as the earth shattered." Yun Yibo recounted in detail.
Wow, this has the feel of it! It even has the air of a storyteller. Is this the story of Sun Wukong?
Yun Yibo continued reading, "This stone monkey, wielding an iron cudgel, slayed demons and monsters along the way. When he saw the White Bone Demon, he roared, 'Take this! I, Old Sun, am here! This cudgel will reduce you to ashes!'"
[Isn't this Journey to the West? Good heavens! Someone actually wrote Journey to the West in the era she traveled to!]
[This is great, this is great, you won't regret investing in it!]
[Wow, if being a fan meant meeting Wu Cheng'en, she'd definitely pay homage to the great author and tell him how many people's childhoods were accompanied by his masterpiece of fantasy novels.]
[Just captured a few demons, and subdued a few more monsters. Take this from Old Sun's staff first!]
Having just crossed several mountains and rivers, I, Old Sun, am off!
[Having walked along this avenue to heaven...]
Yun Duoduo sang a song from Journey to the West in her heart. What was the name of this song again?
She frowned, unable to recall for a moment.
As Yun Yibo recited the words, he began to act it out, his facial expressions shifting wildly. "With this blow, the White Bone Demon will have nowhere to hide and will vanish into thin air."
The stone monkey continued westward, when suddenly it saw a group of people blocking its path. 'Hey! Who goes there? State your name!'
"It's your father! Call me Black Daddy!"
"You shameless black bear demon! Watch me, Old Sun, smash your soul to pieces with one blow!"
Yun Yibo and Yun Yishu became more and more excited as they read. In front of Yun Duoduo, the two of them engaged in a sparring match, with Yun Yibo playing Sun Wukong and Yun Yishu playing demons and monsters. The two of them were having a great time.
"Spare me, spare me!" Yun Yishu covered his head with his hands and squatted on the ground.
"You black bear spirit, since I spared you, shouldn't you call me Grandpa Sun!" Yun Yibo straightened his back and looked down at Yun Yishu.
“Hey, Grandpa Sun, a gentleman doesn’t hold grudges. Guanyin specially sent me to greet you!” Yun Yishu stood up, bowing and scraping as he gestured for him to enter.
Yun Duoduo watched their performance, giggling happily. Although her eyelids were already drooping and she was incredibly sleepy, her two imperial brothers' performance was truly spectacular.
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