Chapter 250 Too bt fun
"General..."
"The general is here!"
The noble young men who had been so arrogant just now now lowered their heads, looking as if they did not dare to provoke each other. The visitor continued, "So uneducated, is this the kind of kid that the Earl's Mansion raises?"
The general was teaching the nobles a lesson. Bai Bugui whispered to Ning Mingmei, "Although the general is young, he has a high status in the Sky Fox Clan."
Ning Mingmei said: "Okay, find a way to get close to him."
Unexpectedly, Ning Mingmei didn't have to go through much trouble. The man invited Ning Mingmei and others to stay temporarily at the general's mansion, as an apology to his cousin.
This general's cousin was the nobleman who took the lead in harassing Wu Yun.
The general's mansion is very close to the royal palace, and the general himself has a close relationship with the palace. This was a rare opportunity, so Ning Mingmei took the other three people and sneaked into the general's mansion, leaving a signal for another team.
An hour later, the secret code was finally delivered to the hands of the lion cat Gui Ruoxue, who had just escaped from the clutches of a passerby.
"Ning Mingmei got in touch with the General's Mansion so quickly? It's really amazing." He read the code carefully, "In this case, the four of us will set up camp in a safe place outside the palace and wait to pick him up at any time."
He turned around and said to them, "Ye Xuefei, Lao Shiba, Lian Chengyue, let's go."
Lian Chengyue walked on the road, gritted his teeth and looked back frequently: "That general must have had bad intentions in asking Ning Xianzun to go to his house! There are so many places in the world, why can't he stay at his house? If he harasses Ning Xianzun, what should Ning Xianzun do!"
Shi Ruzhuo had no time to care about his thoughts. He just had a look of anger in his eyes: "That man just now! He touched Gui Ruoxue's tail! I'm going to chop off his hand!"
Lian Chengyue sadly discovered that a deep gap had already appeared between him and Shi Ruzhuo. Fortunately, the only one who is powerless and furious now is Shi Ruzhuo, and he can take action.
Lian Chengyue concentrated and summoned another paper man. The paper man was surrounded by black air, which was even more than usual.
"Are my emotions also fluctuating at this moment?" Lian Chengyue said to himself.
The paper man flew forward two steps - and then was caught back by Lian Chengyue. He stared at the paper figure for a long time, as if he was staring at his own emotions that he could not understand.
I am respecting Immortal Ning. He told himself. Because we respect him, we don't allow others to offend him...
Although he knew that his ability was just a drop in the bucket compared to that of Immortal Ning.
If there is something that even Immortal Ning himself cannot do, then how can Lian Chengyue help?
Shi Ruzhuo gradually stopped talking. Because he suddenly found that Lian Chengyue's mood was gloomy for a while. Soon, he heard Lian Chengyue say: "...It should be like this."
Lian Chengyue took out a pair of small scissors and carefully cut the paper man into the shape of a paper dog.
Shi Ruzhuo: ...
Lian Chengyue: "My paper-cut will appear in the form of a paper dog. Even if it is discovered by the demons, they will not suspect the human race. They will only think that this is the work of the dog race."
Shi Ruzhuo: “It’s hard to judge.”
Lian Chengyue: "If you can't help Immortal Ning, at least don't cause trouble for him... Hehe, but this sentence also makes me feel uncomfortable."
After saying this, he lowered his eyes to look at the puppy in his hands, opened his arms to the sky, and blew gently.
The little paper dog flew away entangled in black air. Lian Chengyue looked at it quietly.
Shi Ruzhuo: "...You look at a paper dog with the same expression as a person looking at a thousand paper cranes flying away. It's really a bit weird."
The dog's haircut wasn't nice, it looked like a sausage.
Lian Chengyue: "Cats and dogs are old enemies. I use the dog's paper cutting to monitor, which will make the fox tribe think that the sky fox tribe's land is coveted by the dog tribe, so as to relax their vigilance against the cat tribe."
Shi Ruzhuo: ...
Lian Chengyue: "And please don't say that, senior. You can't do anything right now."
…Gui Ruoxue turned around and saw Lian Chengyue slapping her in the face. He frowned, a little speechless. Lian Chengyue smiled and responded to him: "I'm sorry, Senior Gui, I'm a little emotional."
"Ning Mingmei said that you do a good job. You do a good job, but why are you so weird in private?" Gui Ruoxue shrugged and went to find Lao Shiba.
"Oh." Shi Ruzhuo's mood turned from gloomy to bright because he finally saw Gui Ruoxue's face. He even had the mood to joke with Lian Chengyue: "Your Immortal Ning remembered you and mentioned you to others. Are you happy? ... Hmm? Why did you go to find Gui Ruoxue?"
In order to facilitate observation, Gui Ruoxue chose the national temple of the Sky Fox Clan as her group's base and opened several rooms in the name of pilgrims. Now he was checking the window frame, and suddenly he saw Lian Chengyue coming behind him.
"What can I do for you?" he said.
Along the way, Gui Ruoxue actually had a pretty good impression of Lian Chengyue. Lian Chengyue is more active, careful, and patient than any other disciple. He also does things in a calm and prudent manner that other disciples of his age do not have - although this disciple has a private hobby of slapping himself in the face, no one is perfect, and Gui Ruoxue thinks this is acceptable.
Therefore, Gui Ruoxue was willing to give this disciple a little more patience - even though the questions raised by this disciple were very strange.
"Senior Gui, has Immortal Ning ever mentioned me in front of you?"
Ning Mingmei mentioned it a few times. Gui Ruoxue thought. He looked at the boy in front of him and raised his eyebrows: "What's wrong? You want to come to Piaomiao Peak for graduate studies?"
Lian Chengyue answered the question irrelevantly: "I want to know how Immortal Ning sees me in his heart."
It's nothing more than being hardworking, smart, and doing a good job. Gui Ruoxue answered casually, and then heard Lian Chengyue say: "Did Immortal Ning mention Senior Sister Ye Xuefei to you?"
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"And Senior Brother Eighteen, what does Immortal Ning think of them?"
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After a stick of incense, Lian Chengyue returned to the threshold of the wing room.
Shi Ruzhuo taunted him coldly in his ear: "Looking at Gui Ruoxue's expression just now, he must think you are going crazy."
“…”
Shi Ruzhuo: "Why are you asking those questions? It's a waste of time."
"We are all diligent, hardworking, excellent, and smart." Lian Chengyue said softly, "It turns out that in Immortal Ning's heart, I am no different from them."
Shi Ruzhuo:?
"They are the official disciples of Ning Xianzun, and you are still an undergraduate student. It is a great thing that you can get similar evaluations as them." Shi Ruzhuo rarely acted like a caring grandfather. "Be good, stand up and come with me to help Gui Ruoxue."
“…This is not what I want.”
"Ah?" Shi Ruzhuo was stunned. "Are you planning to apply to be a graduate student of another Immortal Lord?"
Lian Chengyue: ...
This world is too vulgar and too cold. No one in this world can understand what Lian Chengyue is thinking.
He sat on the doorstep and looked up at the sky.
When he was young, entering Qingji Sect was the only thing he wanted to do; a year ago, passing the entrance exam to the inner sect was the only thing he wanted to do. He wanted to be good enough, he wanted to enter the eyes of Immortal Ning, he wanted Immortal Ning to recognize him.
But now he found out... this didn't seem to be all he wanted.
"Immortal Ning brought me here, and I am very excited and grateful. But now, Immortal Ning has entered the general's mansion, and I can't accompany Immortal Ning. I can only wait here."
"Just like when I was in Qingji Sect, if Immortal Ning didn't come to find me, I would have to wait in Mingdao Academy day after day. Even if I achieved such great results, Immortal Ning wouldn't even look at me."
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In the days and nights to come, will he continue to wait and chase like this day after day?
Does he still have to stay like this, and can only hope that Immortal Ning will occasionally give him a review when he is in a good mood?
"...Why don't you like me? If you could like me a little more." Shi Ruzhuo heard Lian Chengyue's gentle voice, "I am so outstanding."
"Apparently all the elders like me very much. All my fellow disciples like me very much too. It turns out that the so-called inner sect is not that powerful. I don't need to be on the verge of sudden death. I can become the savior in their hearts by just stirring up the storm."
"But why doesn't he like me?"
Shi Ruzhuo stared at Lian Chengyue's profile. At that moment, he had a bad feeling in his heart: "You wouldn't..."
Are you going to use the traditional skills of the immortal cultivation world to defeat the strong with the weak?
Lian Chengyue: "I think I still lack some initiative."
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"After all, a disciple is one level lower than the master. If I want Immortal Ning to appreciate me, I must develop outward." Lian Chengyue said, "Don't always think that the master gives you resources and you use these resources to practice. If you do this, the master will always worry about you."
“You need to know how to pull resources from outside and bring them into the lab. Only in this way will your supervisor look at you with new eyes!”
Shi Ruzhuo was shocked: "How are you going to pull it?"
Lian Chengyue stared ahead and uttered two gloomy words: "Demon Realm."
"The demon world, the ghost world, the monster world, the human world... In my spare time, I will build my own business here. When I enter the laboratory, Immortal Ning will look at me with new eyes." Lian Chengyue whispered, "...I can definitely do it. Moreover, this must be a very valuable extracurricular practical activity."
Shi Ruzhuo:? So this person wants to become the Demon Lord just to gain the trust of the laboratory instructor, get a number of horizontal projects, and win a national award?
…
“A-choo!”
Ning Mingmei sneezed and rubbed his nose.
From the perspective of archetype, Ning Mingmei at this moment is just like a sleek and slippery cat cat. Lihua sneezed with his teeth bared, revealing his rosy tongue and white fangs. When he closed his mouth, even the few whiskers on his furry mouth were shaking and trembling. All the demons in the demon world have the ability to imagine each other's prototypes. This is the special feature of the demons.
"But it's cold outside? A'lu, go close the window." The general asked with concern.
"Thank you, General." Ning Mingmei bowed to him. Beside him, Wu Yun was drinking a glass of goat's milk numbly.
In addition to the general, there is also his younger brother, an outstanding civil official, in the general's mansion. The Civil Official's Mansion is right next to the General's Mansion, and the two foxes often visit each other. Now, because of the visit of these guests, my younger brother also stayed in the general's mansion.
In response to the brothers' enthusiastic concern, Ning Mingmei explained his identity this way: "We are merchants from the cat tribe in the north, selling cloth, silk, small feather mice and other things that cats and foxes like. I am the leader of this team of merchants, Hua Haican, and the one next to me is my sister, Hua Puff. The other two are Hua Gaixue, the accountant, and Hu Laosi, the local guide."
The accountant Wu Yunhua Gaixue and the local guides Bai Bugui and Hu Laosi nodded in agreement.
"Flower Sea Cucumber? What a good name! It sounds expensive, elegant, and full of vitality." The general nodded.
"Hua Gaixue? It's a good name! This name sounds literary, elegant, and romantic." The civil official nodded.
"Flower Puff? It's a good name! It sounds sweet, healthy and energetic." The general nodded.
Bai Bugui waited eagerly for them to praise him... and then the general and the civil officials moved on to the next topic.
Fox's! Why did you skip praising yourself? You racist foxes!
The two Tianhu brothers and their servants were obviously not enthusiastic about Hu Laosi. Bai Bugui then lowered his head and went to eat the delicious food they had prepared... Why were there fish, egg yolks, chicken breast, beef stew and cat grass? ? ?
We foxes don’t like to eat these things! We Fox like to eat rabbits and chickens!
The Qingji Sect cafeteria seemed cheap and beautiful because of the sect's subsidies. However, for Yu Bai Bugui, there is one bad thing about the Qingji Sect canteen - there are too many northerners who don't like spicy food and if they want chicken, the only option is braised chicken, and there is almost no spicy rabbit head.
Where are my boiled chicken, shredded chicken, spicy chicken, chili chicken, stewed chicken with mushrooms, chicken in clay pot, and all kinds of rabbit? ?
Bai Bugui was very happy to return to the Fox Clan as an undercover agent - there was no place in the world where people were better at acting like chickens and rabbits than the Fox Clan. The Demon Fox Clan makes spicy chicken, and the Sky Fox Clan makes non-spicy chicken; in short, they all make delicious chicken. Bai Bugui has been looking forward to the Sky Fox Clan's boiled chicken for a long time.
But for several meals in a row, the food the General's Mansion used to entertain Ning Mingmei and others was cat food, raw bones and meat, and even the snacks after meals were fish oil. Moreover, the general and the ministers enjoyed themselves with the people. They ate whatever the cats ate, even cat grass.
When not eating, they visited the General's Mansion and the Sky Fox Tribe's capital with Ning Mingmei and his companions, chatting and laughing, occasionally talking about interesting stories in the demon world, and they were truly the best guides for the Sky Fox Tribe.
By the fifth meal of cat food, Bai Bugui finally couldn't bear it anymore. He secretly found Ning Mingmei before the sixth meal of cat food and issued his warning.
"There must be something wrong with this pair of brothers!" Bai Bugui said solemnly, "I suspect they must be perverts."
Ning Mingmei asked: "Why do you think so?"
Bai Bugui: "How can a decent fox not eat chickens and eat cat food all day? It's really abnormal!"
Flower Puff continued, "I think so. The food they gave us was the 'delicacies' that cats like to eat in our stereotypes. Our cat tribe's diet has expanded a lot!"
Ning Mingmei commented: "That makes sense. If we can't get more information, we'll run away."
The sixth meal was the last chance Ning Mingmei gave to the brothers. The two brothers brought four people to the back mountain of the general's mansion. The general said, "Do you know? This back mountain is connected to the back mountain of the palace. In the back garden of the palace at the foot of the back mountain is the most sacred place of the Sky Fox Clan - the Holy Spring."
Here, cherry blossoms were dancing and falling in all colors. Ning Mingmei walked along the mountain road and sighed, "It's a pity that we probably won't have the chance to see this beautiful scenery."
"The Holy Spring is indeed heavily guarded." The general frowned, "and our holy relics are placed in the Holy Spring..."
As soon as he said this, his younger brother, a civil servant next to him, gave him a look, signaling him to shut up.
Ning Ming closed his eyes and looked at his nose, and his nose looked at his heart, and kept this information in mind. Finally, when passing by a mountain range, the general suddenly said: "Sea cucumber, can you please..."
"Running on this path? Don't you want to run on this path?"
Ning Mingmei:?
General: "You know, many of my people like well-behaved cats. They like those kittens that are fat, lying on the ground, lazy every day, with their heads, eyes, bodies, and limbs as fat as eight circles. But in my heart, the perfect kitten is not like this!"
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"The perfect kitten is free, has long legs, travels far and wide, and runs very quickly and agilely! They will come to your bedside every morning, bringing cockroaches or sparrows as gifts... At night, their eyes shine with golden light, and they look smart and cunning." The general said, with a strange blush on his face, "No one can catch a kitten! Kittens run very fast, and I like the kitten's parkour posture the most!"
...So it turns out you just like the free play style! You pervert!
Ning Mingmei was silent for a moment, looking at Wu Yun who was walking with the civil officials not far away... God knows whether Wu Yun also suffered some mental damage today. He coughed and said, "General, we are legitimate merchants."
General: "I know! Earning money to support your family is your dream... Oh, my God! The kitten earning money to support his family is so cute! The kitten counts money! The kitten travels all over the country, the kitten runs very fast! The kitten uses its black claws to count the silver and scratch everywhere!"
Ning Mingmei: ...
General: "I'm sorry, did I scare you? But I really like free kittens, especially Tabby."
…It sounds like this kitten is part of your aesthetic taste! It can't be called freedom at all!
Ning Mingmei coughed again and said, "General, we are very grateful for your shelter, but..."
General: "Oh, no need to thank me, I won't imprison you. You know what? My dream is to have a traveling kitten. The kitten travels to many places every year, and every time it goes to a place, it will send me a postcard. Kitten, my traveling kitten! And you are a cat caravan. Is there anything better than this in the world?"
…It turns out that the cat tribe suffers such mental attacks from the sky fox tribe every day. It is really terrible.
Even the general who looks the most upright can be so scary!
General: "Of course, I am a moral person. I will not use coercive means like them. I just want to inject capital into your caravan... How about putting my name on your caravan? In this way, the whole world will know that this kitten caravan is the caravan I raised!"
...So this general is a pervert who likes to let cats run free!
Ning Mingmei was speechless and glanced at Wu Yun in the distance. Wu Yun's face turned pale at this moment and he looked like he was about to vomit. It seems that the general's words are only slightly blunt, and the civil officials' words are more terrifying because of their literary grace.
On the other side, Hua Puff was being led by the general's sister, with a look of despair on her face... Bai Bugui, on the other hand, was very free. No fox in the general's mansion wanted to pay attention to Hu Laosi. He was carrying everyone's mountain climbing luggage at the back.
The general wanted to speak again. Suddenly, he frowned: "The back of my neck hurts... Who is attacking me?"
He looked back. At the same time, a paper dog quietly hid in the tree.
Ning Mingmei said: "General, we are grateful for your kindness, but we still need to eat."
General: "Is the cat food here not tasty? Damn it, I thought I knew cats very well!"
...This world belonging to the Sky Fox Clan should be destroyed! Can the fox here speak properly?
Ning Mingmei, who had been involved in academic research for many years, felt powerless for the first time. However, he frowned and still explained the matter clearly to the general. The general finally began to speak human language. He thought for a moment and said, "You are right. These few days, I invited you to stay in my house, which indeed wasted a lot of your time as a merchant."
"But, I can introduce you to a big customer." The general smiled mysteriously, "The things you sell are in line with the aesthetic tastes of the cat tribe. If so, those people in the palace will also like them."
After several exchanges, Ning Mingmei finally got the opportunity to bring the other three people into the palace to present treasures. The general said that the patriarch had a favorite male cat lover. If the male favorite likes these goods, the patriarch will definitely pay for him.
"What kind of male favorite is that?"
"The chief dotes on him very much. He doesn't even allow others to touch him!" said the general. "The chief said that if someone touches him, he will definitely lick his fur. The chief doesn't allow his male favorite to lick the scent left by others."
Ning Mingmei: ...
That's really "extremely favored".
The general is indeed very well connected. It was quickly agreed that the time for everyone to enter the palace to present treasures would be two days later. As soon as they returned to the room, Hua Puff pounced on Ning Mingmei. She said aggrievedly, "Immortal Lord! This is how the Sky Foxes bully us Cats!"
Ning Mingmei nodded seriously: "Yes, they are indeed too perverted."
As he said this, he looked at Bai Bugui. Bai Bugui, who had been carrying luggage for a day, raised his hands and said, "We, the Demon Fox Clan, are different from the Sky Fox Clan."
Ning Mingmei: "I heard that you have been fighting for many years."
...So how did the Sky Fox Clan manage to hold on and not be destroyed by the Demon Fox Clan? I feel like their IQ is really low!
Bai Bugui: "Yes, the strength of the Sky Fox Clan is stronger than that of the Demon Fox Clan. They are born with high combat power. Moreover, they think they are very elegant."
Ning Mingmei: ...
The latter sentence doesn’t need to be said.
Two days later, the male favorite that everyone went to the palace to meet was naturally Hua Puff's brother, Hua Xuegao. Ning Mingmei then glanced at Hua Puff.
Hua Puff took the overall situation into consideration: "Our operation this time is a covert one and should not cause any disturbance. Therefore, I will not do anything to cause unnecessary trouble - even if I see my brother, I cannot take him away... There is no way to take him out of this devil's cave."
"But..." She wiped away her tears fiercely, "I will definitely find a way to get all my people away from here! I will!"
Ning Mingmei nodded and said, "Well said."
Although illegal immigrants are in the Qing Dynasty, they should not follow the principle of minimum wage. But the Qingji Sect may also need a lot of working labor.
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