Chapter 43 Acquiring Crayfish



"You, you actually dare to make me eat shit?!"

Aunt Zhao's old face turned green with anger.

Zhao Ergou and Li Lanhua also looked very unhappy.

"Liu Zhaodi, you're going too far! No matter what, you're a junior, yet you tell my mother to eat shit without even asking? Aren't you afraid of retribution?"

Liu rolled her eyes and corrected them: "It wasn't me who made her eat shit, it was her own choice to eat shit! Everyone can be my witness, didn't Aunt Zhao just say that if all of my little sister's food could be sold, she would eat shit in front of the whole village?"

Many people in the fields heard Aunt Zhao's harsh words, and given that Aunt Zhao was not well-liked in the village, someone immediately spoke up to testify.

"Yes, it was indeed Old Lady Zhao herself who said she ate shit!"

"I heard it too, it was Aunt Zhao who wanted to eat shit!"

Some people even egged them on.

"Oh my, I never knew you had this quirk, Aunt Zhao!"

"Since everyone's here right now, Aunt Zhao, why don't you eat some shit for everyone to see?"

"Aunt Zhao, hurry up and eat." Liu put her hands on her hips and glared at Aunt Zhao: "If you don't eat, not only will everyone be disappointed, but I also can't believe that you've learned the recipe and won't steal my sister's business."

Aunt Zhao was caught in a dilemma, so angry that she almost ground her yellow teeth to powder.

However, having relied on her silver tongue to navigate the village for so many years, she quickly came up with an idea.

"Ha! This recipe for making pig offal isn't yours, why should I expect you to believe it! As long as Fugui's wife believes me, that's enough!"

She stopped staring at Liu and turned her attention back to Wan Shu.

“You’re a virtuous and kind wife, and I’m sure you’re not as unreasonable as that shrew Liu Zhaodi!”

Wan Shu almost burst out laughing when she heard this.

Virtuous and capable?

The whole village knew about the original owner's past infidelity and betrayal, yet Aunt Zhao still praised her for being virtuous in front of so many people; she was truly a remarkable person.

However, since Aunt Zhao had said it so readily, she had no reason not to accept it; after all, it was a compliment to her.

Wan Shu concealed the smile in her eyes and put on a serious expression.

"Yes, Aunt Zhao, you're right. I'm not as unreasonable as my second sister-in-law."

Upon hearing this, Aunt Zhao immediately smiled, thinking that there was hope for her recipe for pig offal!

Liu's face immediately darkened, and she cursed Wan Shu in her heart as a fool!

She clearly wanted to help Wan Shu drive away Aunt Zhao so that Wan Shu could protect the recipe for making pig offal. Although her purpose in doing so was to obtain the recipe for herself, Wan Shu couldn't be so stupid as to help outsiders say that she was unreasonable!

The more Liu thought about it, the angrier she became. Just as she was about to complain about Wan Shu, she heard Wan Shu continue unhurriedly.

"Second sister-in-law, you are so inconsiderate. If this poop is on the ground, you have to crawl on the ground to lick it up. Aunt Zhao is so old, how can her back bear it?"

"If you ask me, if Aunt Zhao really wants to eat excrement as proof, she doesn't need to go through all this trouble. She can just scoop a big ladleful from our latrine."

!!

Everyone present had only one thought in their minds at that moment—was Wan Shu a demon?!

No matter how outrageous Liu Zhaodi was, she only made Aunt Zhao lick a couple of small mouthfuls of excrement.

Wan Shu, on the other hand, opened his mouth and scooped it out with a ladle, a whole ladleful!

That huge ladleful! It'll stink Aunt Zhao to death!

Aunt Zhao's face twitched in shock: "Rich, rich wife, I just said you're virtuous, you...you can't joke like that..."

“I’m not joking. No matter how virtuous you are, you still have to be careful. After all, the recipe for pig offal is our family’s livelihood. How can we just give it away like that?”

After Wan Shu finished speaking, she gave Da Zhu a wink with a smile.

"Dazhu, hurry up and go scoop out Aunt Zhao's poop!"

Dazhu was taken aback when Wan Shu actually asked him to scoop up excrement. He paused for a moment, then nodded quickly.

"Okay! I'll go scoop it right now, and I promise I'll scoop out a lot and a thick consistency!"

It was plentiful and thick...

After thinking for a moment, Aunt Zhao couldn't hold back any longer and let out a dry heave.

"Ugh—no, don't scoop it up!"

Aunt Zhao knew that Wan Shu wasn't genuinely trying to give her a prescription; he was just teasing her!

She simply stopped pretending and, after vomiting, started cursing.

"Pah! It's just a recipe for making pig offal, what's so special about it! Do you really think you have some kind of magic treasure?"

Li Lanhua and Zhao Ergou also joined in the cursing.

"Yes, it's just a recipe for pig offal, why are you bullying me like this! You'll definitely get your comeuppance!"

"May all the women in your family be born without an anus! May all the men be cuckolds! XXX!"

Rural people who lack manners use extremely vulgar language when they swear.

Wan Shu wasn't angry when she heard this, but she urged Da Zhu, who was standing to the side, to hurry up.

"Don't just stand there like an idiot, hurry up and scoop up some manure, your mother is waiting to use it!"

Aunt Zhao doesn't eat excrement anymore, so why is she still scooping up manure?

Everyone was puzzled for a moment, then immediately recalled the scene from some time ago when Su Fan's mother, Aunt Su, was splashed with excrement by Wan Shu.

Eek!

All the villagers present quickly stepped back, keeping a distance from Aunt Zhao and her family to avoid being affected by the excrement.

The Zhao family looked terrified.

"Oh, Mother, what should we do? That shrew Wan Shu is definitely planning to throw excrement at us!"

"What else can we do but run?"

Even someone as sharp-tongued as Aunt Zhao was powerless against the excrement.

He could only drag his son and daughter-in-law away, cursing and swearing, looking disheveled.

Hahahaha!

"Aunt Zhao has always been sharp-tongued; I never imagined she'd end up like this!"

"Well done, rich lady! This is exactly how you deal with shameless people who try to steal your livelihood!"

Many villagers who had suffered at Zhao Da Niang's hands laughed gleefully.

But most of the villagers had mixed feelings.

These villagers, like Aunt Zhao's family, coveted Wan Shu's recipe for making pig offal.

After all, the year is tough, so who would be willing to let go of an opportunity to make money?

However, these people were shy and embarrassed to speak up, and now that they saw how powerful Wan Shu was, they dared not speak up at all.

However, the more they dared not speak up, the more uncomfortable they felt.

Seeing that Wan Shu's family didn't have a single patch on their new clothes, she felt a pang of jealousy.

Wan Shu took in the villagers' expressions, smiled, and suddenly raised his voice.

"I'm sorry for making a fool of myself in front of everyone, but since you're all here, it's good that I have something to announce!"

"That means starting today, our family will begin buying crayfish from the village!"

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