Chapter 264 Dare to mess with the golden thigh of labor
[It seems that my seventh brother and father have discovered that the holy water of Turkey is my urine. Oh, mother, I am a little embarrassed]
The great tyrant: "..."
What explosive news!
Thinking of the scene where Hu Yu and the Tu prince left happily, the great tyrant was almost laughing to death.
What does it mean that the emperor of Turkey kowtows to Abao's urine every day?
Thinking about it, he wanted to slap his thigh and laugh out loud.
Dare to mess with the golden thigh of labor, and let your holy water turn into urine!
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Turkey.
Hu Yu and the Tu prince, who ran back overnight, quickly handed over the holy water bottle intact. The emperor of Turkey looked at the holy water bottle on the table, and frowned slightly, "Hu Aiqing, this holy water, why does it have a smell?"
Hu Yu was surprised, "Your Majesty, this, has always had a smell."
The emperor of Turkey:? ?
Do you know about this holy water, or do I?
Hu Yu knelt down quickly and told His Majesty everything about the prince holding the holy water in the guest house to absorb the essence of the moonlight.
To be honest, this holy water also absorbed the essence of the moonlight before, but Hu Yu and the prince never participated. This matter was entrusted to Qin Tianjian by the emperor.
The Turkish emperor stepped forward and smelled it carefully. "Huh——"
Those who knew thought it was holy water, and those who didn't think it was someone's urine.
The emperor of the earth stood up straight and took a deep breath, "You two Hu brothers are really more capable than each other. Hu Zhan came back on a donkey, and you came back crying on a horse. Not only did you fail to accomplish your mission, but you also made the holy water taste bad. You simply want to piss me off to death!"
Hu Yu lowered his head, "Your Majesty, I am innocent. By the way, Your Majesty, I remember that I met Prince Yan Ling of the Fire Country in the Tiansheng Dynasty. He--"
Hu Yu sobbed softly as he spoke.
It was really embarrassing for a grown man to cry.
"What's wrong with him?"
"He cursed our holy water as... Your Majesty, I dare not say."
"I absolve you of guilt. What did Prince Yan Ling say?" "
He said our holy water is feces." Hu Yu was uneasy.
"Bang!" The Emperor of Earth was furious and slammed the table. "How can this be? The Fire Kingdom is simply going too far. They even dared to curse our Earth Kingdom's holy water as feces. Prince Yan Ling is simply spitting feces out of his mouth!"
The Emperor of Earth was so angry that he was shaking all over. Everyone knew that the holy water was their national treasure.
Cursing the holy water means that they don't take their Earth Kingdom seriously.
Although Earth is indeed ranked behind Fire Kingdom, you are a prince and you haven't even ascended the throne yet, but you are slandering the holy water like this. The Emperor of Earth is simply going to explode.
"Send someone to report this to the Emperor of Fire Kingdom. I will never let Fire Kingdom go! I will make Fire Kingdom compensate us for our holy water!"
"Your Majesty, what if Fire Kingdom doesn't compensate?" Hu Xu wiped his sweat. Fire Kingdom didn't have any holy water, so what was there to compensate for.
"Don't want to pay? Then let's go to war!"
A Bao never thought that his pee would lead the Fire and Earth Kingdoms to a war.
Without a single soldier, he easily helped the Heavenly Saint Emperor to destroy the two countries.
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The Fire Kingdom Palace.
The Fire Kingdom Emperor looked at Yang Lei kneeling below, full of strange smell, shabby, untidy beard, but after not seeing him for a few days, Yang Lei seemed to have changed into a different person, a handsome young man, turned into a beggar in tattered clothes.
"I'm really confused! Is the Tiansheng Dynasty a dragon's lair or a tiger's den? Li Chunfeng went there once and rode back on a donkey overnight, and you went there once and rode back on a bull overnight. Why are you two running away? If the Tiansheng Emperor knew about this, he would definitely make fun of us in the Fire Nation." The Fire Nation Emperor was so angry that his face turned red and his neck became thick.
Yang Lei stood with his head down, muttering in his heart, he didn't want to run away either, but the key point was that he had to run.
"Also, what happened to Yan Ling? You've only been gone for a few days, why does Yan Ling look like he's dying?"
Yang Lei replied in a sullen voice, "Your Majesty, this..."
"Did you see the Emperor Tian Sheng?"
"...No."
"Then who did you see that made you waste your time like this?"
"...No one...No one. We didn't even get to the capital of the Tian Sheng Dynasty, and we just...just came back."
"Shame! It's so shameful!" The Emperor of the Fire Nation was so angry that his head was buzzing.
Taoist Tianlin sighed at the side, "Disciple, what happened?"
Yang Lei told the whole story from beginning to end, but he didn't dare to mention that Yan Ling cursed the villagers in Crescent Moon Village. He covered up the matter of Crescent Moon Village with one sentence, so that Taoist Tianlin and the Emperor of the Fire Nation didn't hear anything wrong.
Instead, he concluded that whoever goes to the Tiansheng Dynasty will be in trouble.
"I don't believe it. No one can touch the Tiansheng Dynasty. It's just the last one. The Tiansheng Emperor is nothing! I must annex it." The Emperor of the Fire Kingdom was ambitious and full of disdain. "
Your Majesty, the envoy of the Earth Kingdom asked to see you. He said that he came to ask the Crown Prince Yanling for punishment.
" The Emperor of the Fire Kingdom was angry. "Is the Earth Kingdom crazy? What crime did he ask my Crown Prince for?"
Yang Lei cried out inwardly, no!
It can't be that the holy water of the Earth Kingdom is in trouble.
Alas, the Crown Prince's crow mouth must not work. The
people who came are the brothers Hu Yu and Hu Zhan.
Hu Yu is a witness and must come forward. Hu Zhan is also the most trusted envoy of the Emperor of the Earth Kingdom.
When Yang Lei saw Hu Yu, his heart skipped a beat.
It was over! It was really over!
As expected, Hu Yu was furious as soon as he opened his mouth. "Your Majesty, we are here on the orders of our Tu Kingdom's emperor to find Prince Yan Ling and ask for an explanation." Hu Yu
handed over the invitation .
The cover of the invitation was sealed with honey wax, but the word "啓" on it was written in red.
Red means important things.
The Fire Nation Emperor opened the secret document, which detailed the incident of Prince Yanling cursing the Earth Nation's holy water.
The Fire Nation Emperor's face changed, "Yang Lei..."
"Your Majesty." Yang Lei quickly knelt down. The Fire Nation Emperor saw this scene and understood.
"Your Majesty, our Earth Nation's holy water has a problem now. How do you plan to deal with this matter?"
"Is the problem with your holy water related to Yanling?" The Fire Nation Emperor looked like he had never seen this and didn't know about it.
Hu Xu bowed, "Your Majesty, something has happened now, you can't just pretend that nothing has happened. If you do this, then our Earth Kingdom will understand what the Fire Kingdom means."
The Fire Kingdom Emperor narrowed his eyes, "Are you threatening me?"
"We dare not, but this is about the Holy Water of Earth Kingdom, we must treat it seriously."
This made the Fire Kingdom Emperor very confused. He was originally worried about how to conquer the Tiansheng Dynasty, and now the Earth Kingdom suddenly appeared. The two countries originally relied on each other. If the Earth Kingdom was angered at this time, and the Fire Kingdom went to war, although the Fire Kingdom was not afraid, it would inevitably distract from conquering the Tiansheng Dynasty. What's
more, the Wind Kingdom also submitted to the Tiansheng Dynasty, and the Earth Kingdom broke up with the Fire Kingdom again. In this way, wouldn't their Fire Kingdom be in a one-on-three situation?
The Emperor of Fire Nation never imagined that he, the big brother of the four nations, would one day be troubled by his three little brothers.
"What do you want?"
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