Chen Yu was curious about what program aroused her interest. After killing and cleaning the fish, he was about to go out to the public kitchen to fry the fish when he saw his little wife waiting obediently in front of the TV... watching cartoons.
My heart suddenly softened, and my eyes melted like spring water.
Wu Zheng just came back and shook the empty basin in his hand to indicate that he had finished dividing the food.
Chen Yu just exchanged glances with him, told him to wait for dinner, then turned around and went out to cook.
Wu Zheng saw Shen Rongrong sitting next to the TV and noticed that she was watching cartoons, so he sat down next to her and deliberately spoke in an ambiguous tone before Chen Yu walked away.
"Baby, how old are you? Why are you still watching cartoons? Oh, Earthlings vs. Outer Planets, a boy's drama, is it for the baby in your belly? Or do you know that I'm a passionate teenager and show it to me?"
Shen Rongrong did not answer any of his digging questions, but only pointed at the small words in the lower right corner critically: "What are the aliens? They are aliens."
"It's all the same. Aliens are just aliens." Wu Zheng said this on purpose. Seeing Shen Rongrong deliberately not answering him, he also approached her like a competitor and spoke in a sticky voice: "By the way, have you missed me after not seeing me for so long?"
"I've thought about it."
Shen Rongrong answered perfunctorily, her eyes still fixed on the TV. She didn't even bother to pay attention to him. She casually took out some leftover sweet bean stalk snacks from the crack of the sofa, opened the folded bag and popped them into her mouth.
Eating is more exciting than watching TV.
"Isn't it just a cartoon? Is it better looking than me?" Wu Zheng blocked her with his big face, expressing his dissatisfaction with his handsome face: "Look at me."
"You look good, you look good." Shen Rongrong realized belatedly that she had treated the man who helped her husband badly, so she glared at him, looked him in the eye, and said sternly, "Look at you."
"That's right." Wu Zheng raised the corner of his eye and moved closer to her in a coquettish manner: "Look at my eyes, do they seem to contain the stars and the sea? How about you get closer and appreciate my charming face. Look at my nose, eyes and mouth, aren't they more attractive than the characters in that cartoon? How about you abandon that cartoon now, come, kiss your brother, and come with me to do something more interesting. Prove that you really mean it when you say I'm pretty..."
Shen Rongrong felt her scalp tingling after hearing what he said. She felt like he was having a seizure, or maybe... he hadn't been naughty for too long and was holding it in.
Chen Yushi coughed outside, and soon the embroidered curtain was lifted, revealing his gloomy face: "Don't seduce my wife."
“Just seducing.” Wu Zheng shook his head and sat cross-legged on the sofa in a very unassuming manner: “Before my file is transferred here, I will stay at your house. When it gets out and people ask me who I am, I will say that I am Rongrong’s second husband who was engaged in her hometown. Then everyone will say that Rongrong in your family has two husbands. How cool! Even cooler than you having two fiancées before! Hahahaha…”
"I didn't expect to hear such words here..." Shen Rongrong groaned instantly, stopped eating the sweet bean stalks, and looked at Wu Zheng who was smiling smugly: "Are you serious? You really want to be my husband? The second one? Are you waiting in line?"
Seeing her happy expression, which didn't seem fake at all, Chen Yu's face became even colder, almost gloomy.
And Shen Rongrong was thinking.
In the past, there were many cases of one woman having two husbands in the world of immortal cultivation. She knew about such things when she was in the world of immortal cultivation, but that was all she knew. She never thought that a snail like herself would have anything to do with this matter.
At most, after using one husband, you change to another one... When you get tired of him, you find a wife. Anyway, you are free.
Now hearing Wu Zheng say this, I was extremely surprised that they could exist at the same time.
In her mind, this world should be a place with strict rules and important ethical concepts. Married women are not allowed to look at other men... But according to the law, looking at other men is not against the law, and you won't be arrested by the police. It's just that her husband doesn't agree.
So the premise may be that you can watch it if your husband agrees.
By the same logic, we can infer that if the husband agrees, one woman can have two husbands.
When you think about it this way, it seems to make sense.
She didn't expect Wu Zheng to have such a bold idea. It was like a light bulb exploded in her head. Many images appeared in her mind, and she wondered what it would be like if she really had two husbands.
She thought, if she really had two husbands, then it would be so comfortable and warm, one on the left and one on the right when she slept.
If she was hungry in the middle of the night, one of them would find her something to eat, while the other would rub her belly and chat with her while they waited for their meals.
When you go out, with one person on your left and one on your right, passers-by will turn their heads to look at you. How glorious is that?
If Chen Yu made her angry, she would just hug Wu Zheng and let Chen Yu worry about it. Or she would let Wu Zheng tell her jokes to make her happy and leave Chen Yu alone.
If she wants to go somewhere for fun, her two husbands will compete to take her there and buy her all kinds of delicious and fun things. One carries a backpack to carry things, and the other carries a bag to carry food.
She can kiss this one and hug that one, enjoying double the pampering.
Oh my, it makes me happy just thinking about it.
“Hahaha… hehe…”
The more Shen Rongrong thought about it, the more excited she became. Her eyes lit up with curiosity and excitement. She even stopped watching TV and asked Wu Zheng.
"One woman, two husbands, Wu Zheng, are you serious? Do you really want to be my husband? What about Chen Yu? He will definitely not agree."
Shen Rongrong looked at Chen Yu as she spoke, only to see that Chen Yu's face was as black as the bottom of a pot, and it looked like he could get angry at any time.
"Uh... he doesn't agree." Even a fool could see what was going on. Shen Rongrong's face turned pale, and she continued to stuff the sweet bean stems into her mouth, and replied with a chuckle: "If he doesn't agree... then I can't agree either."
To be honest, Wu Zheng was also shocked by Shen Rongrong's reaction.
Not many women can follow up on this kind of topic. He has mentioned it twice before jokingly with other friends' wives, and they all had strange expressions and were embarrassed and speechless.
Only Shen Rongrong asked with anticipation whether it was true.
When Wu Zheng accidentally passed by Chen Yu, he said earnestly: "Yu, your wife must have a very high rate of cheating."
"If you don't seduce, you won't cheat." Chen Yu slid the fish into the pot angrily.
Wu Zheng looked at the oil splashing everywhere and felt that he might be preparing to quickly transfer his file to a poor mountain village to be a team doctor and quickly drive him out of his home.
Mr. Wu sighed, sat back on the sofa, and looked at the cute Rongrong who was staring at him, and he couldn't find anything to say for a long time.
Originally, teasing a girl was fun only when you made her blush and feel embarrassed... He felt like he was being teased by the female hooligan, and the fact that she had two husbands scared him.
Seeing that this girl is usually quiet and honest, how could she dare to think so?