Chapter 113, Extra 15: The Little Mermaid's Revenge
Qi Ying is a very beautiful little mermaid. Her tail is like a golden scale and her face is like a jade. If she were to transform into a human form, she would easily outshine all the female stars.
Two hundred years old is the rite of passage for a mermaid. To become an adult literally means to grow two legs, transform into a human form, walk on land, and from then on, travel freely on land and sea.
The day when Qi Ying turned 200 finally arrived. She was very excited and couldn't wait to go ashore to see what was happening in the world.
The coming-of-age ceremony requires the essence of the sun and the moon. First, use the sun to dry the moisture on your body, and then absorb the light of the full moon on the night of the 15th, and you will truly become an adult. Qi Ying waited and waited, and finally on the 15th of this month, she turned into a golden scale and hurried ashore.
Today was a sunny day with plenty of sunshine. She turned over on the beach, excitedly waiting for the night to come. Suddenly, footsteps approached from far away and stopped beside her.
She heard a voice that deserved a beating: "What kind of stupid fish got stranded?"
Then, Qi Ying was lifted up by the tail. She screamed silently, "No! No! No!" The next moment, she was thrown back into the sea.
Qi Ying floated on the water and angrily looked at the young man on the beach with his hands in his pockets. He looked stern and raised his eyebrows slightly: "You're welcome."
Thank you sister!!!
The coming-of-age ceremony was postponed for a month.
This month was like a year. Qi Ying hid in the coral and looked at her golden fish tail, wishing she could see a pair of legs. Finally, the 15th came again.
This time, Qi Ying changed her direction and hid under the rocks on the shore, spending the day safely. When the sun sank below the sea level and the glow faded, she suppressed her excitement and waited for the slowly rising moon.
Suddenly, a familiar voice came from behind: "Why is it this stupid fish again?"
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Qi Ying turned back with difficulty and saw a face she would never forget. Before she could react, her tail was lifted up and she was thrown back into the sea.
The next moment, the moon rose above the sea level, casting silver light.
Qi Ying wished she could just crash her head against the rocks and die.
The third, fourth, and fifth time, Qi Ying's coming-of-age ceremony was postponed for half a year. The boy was like a ghost, always appearing just before she was about to succeed, grabbing her tail with two fingers and throwing her back into the sea, wiping his fingers on his trouser seam in disdain.
Finally, the sixth time, the boy did not appear again. That night, Qi Ying successfully got ashore and grew legs. She looked up at the silver light of the full moon, clenched her fists and swore to herself.
She must take revenge!
Qi Ying went to the mermaid's base in this city, a sake tavern called Mermaid. The owner of Mermaid has been on land for a hundred years and is a charming uncle.
The uncle was very excited to see Qi Ying, after all, he hadn't seen his own kind for a long time, so he immediately called all the mermaids in the city to welcome her. Qi Ying sat on the sofa with no interest, while the uncle fiddled around in the room for a while, and handed her a book like offering a treasure.
Qi Ying took a look and saw six big words on the cover: The Mermaid’s Gratitude Ceremony.
"Yingying, we mermaids are always grateful for what we have done for you. You came ashore this time to repay me, right? Take it, go back and study it, keep it for future use."
Qi Ying threw the book away angrily: "I'm here for revenge!"
The uncle had lived for so many years, and this was the first time he encountered a mermaid who came ashore to seek revenge. After he understood the whole story, he burst into laughter. Qi Ying was almost crying: "Not only did you not help me, you also laughed at me!"
The uncle held his stomach and waved his hands: "Help, help, help, I will definitely help you, how do you plan to take revenge?"
Qi Ying pouted and looked at him eagerly: "I don't know either, that's why I came to you, what are humans most afraid of?"
The uncle touched his chin and said seriously: "The most painful thing in the world is not getting what you want. There is nothing more painful for human beings than wanting something but not getting it."
As they were talking, the mermaids gathered in the tavern. After hearing Qi Ying's tragic story, they all laughed mercilessly, and then gave advice. Finally, the uncle took the lead and solemnly handed Qi Ying a popular idol drama disc and a love routine book.
"Let him fall in love with you and then dump him. This is the most cruel way to take revenge. Nothing else!" The uncle patted his shoulder and said, "Watch and learn more. Few people can resist the charm of a mermaid."
The little mermaid finally showed her first smile after coming ashore.
Mermaids can hear and distinguish all sounds within a hundred miles. After a week of preparation, Qi Ying started to attack. After a day of searching and listening, she finally found the voice that made her hate her.
There was no time to lose, so she immediately followed the sound. It was already June, and the sycamore trees on the roadside were blooming. As she turned the corner, Qi Ying saw the boy walking not far away.
He was wearing a black T-shirt and sweatpants, with his hands in his pockets, and his features looked indifferent under the light and shadow.
Qi Ying clenched his fists, ran to him, and lay on the ground in the blink of an eye.
Ji Rang paused, staring at the little girl on the ground. He frowned and asked, "Fake insurance?"
The next moment, the little mermaid spoke, and she said, "Hello, your girlfriend fell off."
Ji Rang: “…………”
Where does this neurosis come from???
Qi Ying watched the boy's quickened pace, brushed off the dust from the corners of her clothes and got up from the ground. She tilted her head and wondered, this is different from what the book says, why did he run away? Is it because I was lying in the wrong position?
The little mermaid was very confused. She thought for a long time, listened to the boy's voice again, and found the dojo where the boy practiced Taekwondo.
As soon as she entered, she attracted everyone's attention. There was no way to stop her, the beauty of the mermaid was too dazzling. After Ji Rang finished a set of high-position kicks, he turned around and saw the little girl peeking out the door.
He stared at her for a while, took off his gloves, and walked over. "Why are you following me?"
The little mermaid's eyes sparkled: "Hello, do you have a girlfriend?"
Ji Rang frowned and shook his head.
The little girl smiled brightly: "Well, now you have it!"
Ji Rang: “???”
It's 2020, and there are still people using such old-fashioned tricks?
Qi Ying didn't know that the love encyclopedia given to her by the mermaid uncle was out of date. She was looking forward to her wonderful performance to make the boy fall in love with her.
Ji Rang had no expression on his face. He looked her up and down, raised his eyebrows slightly, and asked, "Do you want to be my girlfriend?"
Qi Ying: “Yes!”
Ji Rang: "Okay, it's approved."
Qi Ying: “!!!”
Thank you for the almighty love ceremony!
Ji Rang glanced at the coach who was calling him from behind, then turned around and said to the girl, "I still have to go to training, wait for me here."
Qi Ying nodded repeatedly, and after he left, she quickly took out her phone and sent a message to the merman uncle: "I succeeded! He fell in love with me! When should I dump him?!"
Uncle Mermaid: "Now! Immediately! Without delay! Let him experience the pain of loss when love is at its most sweet!"
So when Ji Rang finished training and changed his clothes and came over, he saw the little girl who had a sweet smile before said to him very coldly: "I dumped you now!"
Ji Rang: “???”
Oh shit.
After dumping the guy, the little mermaid tried to run away in a very cool way, but the boy grabbed her wrist. Ji Rang sneered at her: "You wish." He leaned over and whispered in her ear: "You proposed the relationship, but I am the only one who can propose the breakup. If I don't say breakup, you can't break up. This is the love contract in our human world. If you don't abide by it, you will be punished by God."
The little mermaid was frightened and ran back to the sake tavern crying, "...That's what he said. I can't leave, and I can't take revenge, wuwuwu."
The mermaid uncle looked solemn. He didn't know much about the human world and didn't expect there was such a contract.
He said calmly: "Don't panic, uncle will find a way for you."
That night, the mermaid spent the whole night studying the many reasons why men and women break up. The next morning, he told Qi Ying in high spirits: "Just act like a spoiled child! Act like a spoiled child to the extreme, until he can't stand you and suffers every day. Then he will take the initiative to break up with you! In this way, not only will you make him suffer, but you will also get revenge. It's like killing two birds with one stone!"
Qi Ying asked excitedly: "What does it mean? How do you do it?!"
The mermaid handed her the notes he had written down: "Just follow what's written here!"
So the little mermaid now has a boyfriend that she can't get rid of.
And they started talking about love.
The little mermaid was very curious about the human world. She found everything new and even made a fuss over eating ice cream. Ji Rang decided to take the little girl out to see the world more often and bring her with him to any gatherings.
The little girl secretly read the guide under the table, and then started to work.
She tugged at Ji Rang's sleeve and said in a voice that everyone at the table could hear, "Kiss me."
Ji Rang: “…”
friend:"……"
Ji Rang ignored her at first, pretending not to hear, and continued eating and drinking with his buddies. The girl next to him kept looking at him with a resentful look.
He couldn't stand it anymore, so he put down his chopsticks, reached out and pulled her into his arms and kissed her fiercely. After the kiss, he said calmly under the gaze of everyone at the table, "Excuse me."
The little mermaid felt her face getting hot.
The party was over and everyone was still saying goodbye when I heard the little girl's very soft voice again: "I don't want to walk, my feet hurt, please carry me."
Everyone: “…”
After Qi Ying said this, she secretly observed Ji Rang's expression.
Quick! Say goodbye!
In the end, he said nothing. He leaned over slightly, hugged the person around the waist, and greeted everyone with a calm expression: "I'll go first."
The little mermaid hugged the boy's neck and looked at his cold profile, feeling a little distressed.
Why are these strategies useless to him?
No matter what new tricks she learned, they never worked on him. She was really trying hard, so why didn't he hate her and break up with her?
Every time she did something wrong, he would kiss her until her head was dizzy and she almost forgot all the strategies she had learned!
But later, Qi Ying gradually discovered that kissing seemed to make Ji Rang painful.
Every time he kissed himself, he looked very painful. He would stay in the bathroom for a long time before coming out, and even take cold showers in the middle of winter.
I finally found a way to make him suffer!
The little mermaid was very happy.
So she started to frequently ask Ji Rang for kisses from morning to night.
Later Qi Ying made a decision.
It doesn't matter if he doesn't want to break up, she can stay by his side forever, kiss him for the rest of his life, and make him suffer for the rest of his life. This revenge will be avenged.
Until later on, Ji Rang never went to the bathroom again after kissing her.
He pressed her down on the bed and kissed her from head to toe.
After that night, the little mermaid never saw him in pain again.
Qi Ying: What a huge loss!!!
Ji Rang: Very profitable.
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