Chapter 13 On the Theory of Genital Civilization



Ever since that day, Xu Qingqing has been pestering Bo Jingran to make crayfish.

Xu Qingqing didn't vomit, but Bo Jingran vomited from cooking.

As soon as he got home, he saw the familiar bucket by the kitchen door and the familiar human figure by the door, and he wanted to pretend he didn't see them.

Seeing that Bo Jingran was ignoring her, Xu Qingqing immediately stepped forward and pretended to be pitiful: "Good brother, big brother, just this once, the last time."

I wish I hadn't given some to the brigade leader's kids to try. I never expected it would open everyone's minds and cause the crayfish, which were originally rampant, to become scarce.

She cried herself to death.

After enjoying her last meal, Xu Qingqing slumped in her chair, her eyes lifeless. Well, now there was nothing left to eat.

Bo Jingran breathed a sigh of relief, finally stopping dealing with this damn thing.

*

On the fields.

Xu Qingqing gripped the hoe and worked hard to turn the soil, each strike going deeper than the last, like a heartless machine.

Several middle-aged women were pulling weeds nearby, talking privately with their backs to Xu Qingqing.

"Why did Xu, the educated youth, think of going to Bo Jingran? He's sickly and doesn't look like he'll live long."

"What's wrong with that? Look at this girl, she looks like a vixen. She doesn't look like a good person at all. Who would get married right away? Humph!"

"I think either Bo's family background is extraordinary, and she's just making a move first."

The older woman's statement was so certain that it drew agreement from the others.

"How come I didn't know Bo Jingran's family was rich? Ma'am, why don't you tell me?"

Xu Qingqing stood beside them, her voice low and somber, which startled the group of middle-aged women.

Unfortunately, these middle-aged women were the most gossipy people in the group. They could make up stories, which made them very annoying. However, because they had many sons in their families, they were also unreasonable and domineering, so the others tried to stay away from them.

Several middle-aged women were talking behind her back about how Xu Qingqing had been caught, and instead of feeling guilty, they stood up and angrily confronted her.

Aunt Liu, who is the one from Bo Jingran's well-off family, put her hands on her waist and said righteously, "Am I wrong? Otherwise, why would you choose someone who is half-dead?"

"That's right, that's right."

The others nodded in agreement.

Xu Qingqing laughed in exasperation: "Do you ladies live by the sea? Why are you so nosy? Have you gotten married yet? Have you had your grandchildren? You're just babbling on and on. Your mouths are more foul than a latrine."

Xu Qingqing's words struck a chord with the middle-aged women, making them so angry they wanted to devour the brat. Although they had many sons, their family was poor, extremely poor.

There's a saying that a half-grown boy can eat his father out of house and home. With so many boys in the family, there's not enough food to feed them all, let alone money to get married.

One older woman gritted her teeth and married him, but unexpectedly, he didn't give birth to a single grandson, only little girls. She was so frustrated.

"You little brat, you have no respect for your elders. Today, we'll teach you a lesson on behalf of your parents."

Several middle-aged women surrounded Xu Qingqing, their dark, unsightly fingernails poised to strike her face.

Xu Qingqing's face darkened. This guy's intentions were truly wicked. He was trying to ruin her beautiful face. This was something no uncle or aunt could tolerate.

He picked up a hoe and started yelling, "Pah! You call yourselves elders? You're more like dog shit! Come on, are you scared of us?"

"With your kind of genes, I think it's better not to let your son ruin other girls. There's no need to pass on bad genes, is there?"

Xu Qingqing tried to persuade the older women with earnest words, but the hoe she was waving seemed to be aimed at them, which frightened the women so much that they kept backing away, afraid that the hoe would hit them.

If someone were to touch it, would they even survive?

The older women regretted provoking such a crazy little boy.

Little Crazy Xu Qingqing held the hoe upright, put one hand on her hip and struck a pose: "The aunties aren't very strong. My great-grandmother, at your age, wielded a big cleaver with great skill. Those little Japanese devils were so scared when they heard my great-grandmother's name that they ran away with their tails between their legs."

He gestured to the group of older women and said, "Do you know why the Japanese devils are so afraid of my great-grandmother?"

Several middle-aged women shook their heads, filled with curiosity and awe at the grandmother Xu Qingqing had mentioned.

Xu Qingqing whispered mysteriously, "You don't know, my great-grandmother's ancestors were very strong. My great-grandmother inherited her strength. That big cleaver was specially made for my great-grandmother. It can split a Japanese soldier in two with one stroke."

Do you know how it was split?

The older women shook their heads again.

Xu Qingqing said smugly, "I chopped it from head to toe, and I was really accurate. That thing was split in two, not too much, not too little..."

The captain interrupted Xu Qingqing with a dark face: "Are you all very free?"

Was that something a little girl would say?

Interrupted, Xu Qingqing was very unhappy and glared at the captain resentfully: "You know whether I'm busy or not, but you can't interrupt my passionate speech."

What the heck? This is supposed to be a passionate speech?

Team leader: "You can say whatever you want once the work is done. We're still on work hours. And you guys are the most gossipy, bringing Xu Zhiqing along too. If this happens again, you'll lose work points."

Upon hearing this, several middle-aged women shrank back and ran away. Xu Qingqing and Er Kang grabbed her hands, saying, "She hasn't had enough yet, don't go!"

The captain glared at her: "Little girl, what are you talking about, 'little penis'?"

I've never seen anyone as shameless as her.

Xu Qingqing thought for a moment, wondering if she had been too explicit. Wasn't this more palatable than "gay"?

Seeing the disapproving look in the captain's eyes, she spoke softly, "I won't say 'little penis,' I'll say 'genitals,' okay?"

The captain was breathing rapidly. This child is beyond saving; let's just give up on him.

He waved his hand dismissively, letting her do as she pleased, and turned to leave with a headache, not wanting to pay any attention to Xu Qingqing for even a second.

"Fine, fine, say whatever you want."

Xu Qingqing's mind went blank. She had already used a very civilized term. Was there any word even slightly more civilized than "genitals"?

She thought about it all afternoon but couldn't come up with a solution.

So as soon as she finished work, she went up to Bo Jingran and asked him if there were any better adjectives.

"Bo Jingran, barbara... that's how it is. I really can't think of any other polite words. Do you know?"

Bo Jingran's face turned bright red, and he just wanted to go back as soon as possible.

That's so embarrassing.

He could even feel the strange looks from others, and he kept his head down, not wanting to quicken his pace.

Gao Boyu happened to be behind Bo Jing, so he naturally heard Xu Qingqing's words. He swallowed a mouthful of saliva and almost choked to death.

Xu Qingqing is indeed different from other girls; she is unique and speaks very boldly.

I don't know if she's just being carefree and has no brains.

Xu Qingqing was lucky she didn't know what Gao Boyu was thinking, otherwise she would have definitely smashed his head in.

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