"So that's how it is. I'm glad you're okay. We thought something happened to you."
Xiao Yi, "I'm sorry to have worried you."
"It's okay, it's okay. If you need anything, I'll have my son come up and help you carry the mutant deer carcass out of the base and dispose of it."
If it were in the past, my aunt would definitely not throw away the mutant deer and waste food.
But now there are supermarkets and the meat is fresh, so they really look down on these smelly and unpalatable mutant deer.
Xiao Yi slapped away the big hand that stretched out to hug his waist, and calmly went back to the aunt outside the door, "No, he can carry it out and throw it away by himself."
At this time, the aunts could no longer hear what Xiao Yi was saying. They all looked up at Xiao Cheng, who was a head taller than Xiao Yi and suddenly stood behind him.
"This child is so handsome!"
An aunt blurted out.
"Your skin is so white."
"You're so tall!"
…
Xiao Cheng had no idea that the aunts were praising him. He hugged Xiao Yi's waist from behind with a strong possessiveness, like a little wolf cub guarding its food.
Xiao Cheng's hug made the aunts a little confused. Wasn't he talking about his younger brother?
Xiao Yi's expression didn't change much, "He is mentally retarded and likes to stick to me."
"So that's how it is! I thought it was your man." Aunt joked.
Another auntie agreed with a smile, "Of course, she holds you so tightly, as if she's afraid that a bunch of old ladies like us will snatch you away."
Xiao Yi didn't take what the aunts said to heart, because he thought that Xiao Cheng classified him as something in his territory, which was why he was so possessive, and he had no other intentions.
"Wuwuwu Colonel, you can't die, Colonel."
The soldiers ran towards Xiao Yi's house howling, each one crying louder than the other.
But when they ran to the door of Xiao Yi's house, they saw Xiao Yi standing inside the house intact.
The soldier was stunned. "Didn't they say there was a lot of blood, dripping onto the balcony downstairs?"
"No, why did I hear dismemberment?"
"What I heard was that the colonel was attacked by gangsters and his life or death is unknown."
…
The aunts were embarrassed and hurriedly explained, "We smelled a strong smell of blood just now, so we thought your colonel was in trouble and asked the children to go and get you. We never thought those bastards would say such outrageous things."
The soldier wiped his tears and cried, "Why don't you let them explain clearly? We are scared to death."
"It's my fault, my fault."
The aunts quickly apologized.
"It's alright then, we'll go back first."
After saying that, they ran away with the kitchen knives and sticks in their hands.
The soldiers who were thrown down wanted to complain, but suddenly they noticed Xiao Cheng holding Xiao Yi's waist, and they were stunned and didn't come to their senses.
Didn’t they say that this was the zombie bought by their colonel? Why is it acting like the colonel’s husband, hugging the colonel tightly and looking at them with a terrifying face?
Not only did their colonel not push Xiao Cheng away, he even acted as if he was used to it?
The soldiers' pupils suddenly dilated and they looked at Xiao Yi in shock: Could it be that the colonel thinks she is good-looking and wants to raise her as a husband?
He’s not a colonel. No matter how good-looking he is, he’s still a zombie!
A sharp-eyed soldier noticed that Xiao Yi's lips were abnormally red, as if he had been kissed, and his lips split open on the spot.
Not only did their colonel have a crush on Xiao Cheng, but he was also bullied by Xiao Cheng?
Many soldiers also noticed that there was something wrong with Xiao Yi's lips, and they all kept their mouths shut and dared not speak. They all had the same thought in their minds: The colonel has worked hard for almost a year and has not had a rest since the end of the world. What's wrong with him liking a zombie?
As long as we keep our mouths shut, no one will know about this.
Yes, as long as we don’t tell anyone, no one will know.
The soldiers brainwashed themselves. Although they did not understand Xiao Yi, they all chose to stand on Xiao Yi's side.
Xiao Yi frowned when he saw the soldiers looking at him strangely, then sniffing and blessing him.
"Well, Colonel, if everything is alright, we'll go back."
"Yes, yes, let's go back."
No one wanted to disturb Xiao Yi. It was a rare chance for their colonel to have a relationship, so it would be better for him not to be a third wheel.
"Take the mutant deer away with you."
After Xiao Yi finished speaking, he slapped the two big hands on his waist and walked into the hall.
Xiao Cheng followed Xiao Yi as usual, and even when he was rejected, he still stuck to him.
"Mutated deer? What mutant deer?"
The soldiers, confused, walked into the house.
When they arrived at the hall and saw the mutant deer corpses all over the floor, their eyes almost popped out.
Wow, there are at least thirty or forty of them, and they are very tall adult mutant deer.
Xiao Yi originally wanted to ask the soldiers to throw away all the mutant deer, but when he thought of the shantytown, he changed his mind and said, "Move them to the shantytown and send someone over to take care of them."
"good."
The soldiers nimbly carried a mutant deer out of the house.
Xiao Cheng was angry and wanted to stop them from leaving, but was stopped by Xiao Yi.
"Don't go hunting next time. I don't eat these."
That won't work.
Xiao Cheng reacted strongly, looking away from the door and looking at Xiao Yi angrily.
Xiao Yi, "The mutant deer is too fishy for humans to eat."
"Go take a shower first."
Xiao Yi pointed his chin towards the bathroom.
Xiao Cheng wanted to show his temper, but was afraid that Xiao Yi would get angry, so he could only go into the bathroom obediently.
When Xiao Cheng came out of the shower, the mutant deer in the hall had been cleared out and the bloodstains on the floor had been mopped clean.
Xiao Cheng, naked and dripping with water, stood at the bathroom door. Not seeing Xiao Yi, he immediately sniffed around, and finally his eyes fell on Xiao Yi's door.
Xiao Yi, who was standing in front of the closet, heard a sound behind him. He turned around with clean clothes and said to Xiao Cheng, "Put away the ice in the room. It's too cold."
Xiao Cheng did as he was told, but only collected half of the ice to ensure that the room was still cool and not to overheat Xiao Yi.
Xiao Yi was stunned.
He originally wanted to ask Xiao Cheng to put away half of it, but he didn't say it because he was afraid that Xiao Cheng wouldn't understand. He didn't expect Xiao Cheng to do it himself.
Xiao Cheng, his body still dripping with water, came to Xiao Yi and lowered his head to rub Xiao Yi's neck.
Xiao Yi is numb now. He is too lazy to talk to Xiao Cheng, and even if he does, Xiao Cheng won't listen.
Xiao Cheng was very happy that he was not pushed away.
Thinking of kissing Xiao Yi, it was so sweet, and my body was numb. I lowered my head and immediately blocked Xiao Yi's lips.
Xiao Yi never expected that Xiao Cheng would do this again. He was so angry that he wanted to scold Xiao Cheng, but Xiao Cheng kissed him so hard that his eyes widened. Soon, tears welled up in his eyes. He was forced to raise his head and open his mouth, unable to resist at all.
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