"At first I was waiting for you at the bottom of the mountain. Later, when you came up the mountain, I quietly followed you. You were busy digging wild vegetables and chatting along the way, so you didn't notice us, let alone anyone following you."
"Later, if I saw you were going to eat the ground stick, I would use a slingshot to knock the thing off your hand. I guess you should understand what I mean."
"At that time, I covered my body with pine branches that can be found everywhere in the mountains. Later, when I saw that you were looking for me, I took the opportunity to evacuate your vicinity while you found the little soldier."
"Will they retreat to the foot of the mountain? That's right, there are other sisters-in-law with their children at the foot of the mountain." Qiao Xinyi said, "Sister-in-law Yan Hua and my mother hadn't come yet."
"Heading towards the mountain." Fu Qingshan curled his lips, "Later you passed by us several times, but never came close."
"Where? I passed by it several times but never got close to it? Is there such a place?" Qiao Xinyi was unconvinced. "I looked very carefully, okay? How could there be a place that I passed by several times but never got close to?"
It was a small hill with a lot of fields planted with sweet potatoes and corn. There was no steep or dangerous area. It was probably a place she had passed by several times without approaching.
Qiao Xinyi was certain that she was definitely not that stupid.
After she finished speaking, she looked up at Fu Qingshan. Facing his half-smile eyes, Qiao Xinyi reviewed the situation again.
She passed by it several times but never got close.
That’s right.
"You just said that we passed by you several times. By your side? You were hiding with several people?" Qiao Xinyi confirmed again, "You were hiding with several people?"
"That's right." Fu Qingshan responded with a smile.
"One plus two makes you four." Qiao Xinyi touched his chin and began to recall the places he had passed by earlier, places where four people could still hide.
Half a minute later, Qiao Xinyi suddenly slammed the table.
"That pile of graves!" Qiao Xinyi raised her voice, "Did you dig up my family's graves and hide in them?"
"You're not that mean, are you? It's just a game, just a small test. You shouldn't do such a heartless thing, right?"
"..." Fu Qingshan was stunned for a second by Qiao Xinyi's yelling, and then he laughed softly.
"Could it be that we disguise it as a grave?" Fu Qingshan asked with a smile, and then continued: "Put up a wooden board in front, put a layer of soil in front, cover it, and then put some grass on it, curl up into the general shape of a grave, and then cover it with soil and grass."
Qiao Xinyi's mother tongue at this second was quite speechless.
She had actually passed by that cemetery several times, but she was afraid of that thing, so when she saw it, she urged Qiao Yunsong and the others to leave quickly.
She didn't even glance over there twice.
Qiao Yunsong and the others were led by her all the time, and they went wherever she told them to look.
Yes, who could have imagined it?
Pretend to be a grave?
Who would go to look into someone's grave for no reason?
"If you look carefully, you will find that there are actually big flaws. After all, it was a hasty disguise, and we had enough time and tools, so it was just a physical battle." Fu Qingshan said.
"That's right. There were four graves in that area." Qiao Xinyi remembered, "It seemed like there were five or six. When I passed by, I thought I was passing by someone's ancestral grave."
"Could there be two that are true?" Qiao Xinyi was horrified.
"I made two fake ones as a cover, and one of them was disguised by me." Fu Qingshan was quite speechless when he said this, "The other one saw me disguised as a tomb and insisted on joining me, so there were six from one to another."
When the number of them increased, the atmosphere became more and more tense. All the family members who passed by would immediately turn away and leave in a hurry. No one looked carefully, so no matter how big the flaws were, they would not notice them.
"Let me tell you something interesting." Fu Qingshan smiled and his eyebrows relaxed. "Do you remember the 16-year-old son of the Cao family who came to the mountain with us this time?"
"The kid nicknamed Fatty Cao?" Qiao Xinyi asked.
"It was him." Fu Qingshan nodded. "When he passed by the graves, he kowtowed to each one, praying that his mother would not find out that he wet the bed last night, saying that he wanted to be beaten."
"Fat Cao's dad was hiding next to me. We watched him stare with his eyes wide open and then close them tightly. He almost bit his lips."
"Every time Fatty Cao kowtowed, he would shout, 'May our ancestors bless us.'"
Even though she didn't see the scene, Qiao Xinyi almost died of laughter just by listening to Fu Qingshan's words.
If we put ourselves in the shoes of Cao Xiaopang's father, Platoon Leader Cao, that can only be described as social death. It is simply hopeless.
This kid is such a jerk to his father, and his way of doing things is so unique.
“After you all left, we started to restore the venue, and he was ridiculed by us a lot.
Fat Cao calls us ancestors, and Platoon Leader Cao is his father, so we all become Platoon Leader Cao’s ancestors, and Platoon Leader Cao’s seniority has suddenly become lower. ”
Fu Qingshan smiled, "When you came here, I was thinking, could our Xiaozhou and Xiaoyu be so fierce as well?"
After all, during the summer vacation, he took his two children to the mountain to pay homage to his elder brother and sister-in-law.
Adults avoid these things, but children don't think so much.
If Fu Linzhou and Fu Zeyu had the same thing happen, he would probably hit himself with a brick and knock himself unconscious on the spot.
"They didn't pay much attention to that side, but kept looking for the small hole, asking if you were hiding in there." Qiao Xinyi counted, "Then where is the other one hiding?"
"Among Fu Qingshan's sisters-in-law, is there one who lost her coat and the other who lost her straw hat?" Fu Qingshan asked.
"It was Mrs. Lu who lost her hat. She hung it on a tree right after she got down the mountain, saying it was a hindrance while she was picking wild vegetables. We found it when we were coming down the mountain. I know who lost her coat."
When Mrs. Lu came down the mountain and saw the straw hat, she was so angry that she cursed all the way. She said that valuable things made of straw were stolen, which made Mrs. Lu very angry.
"There was a ventriloquist in the team. He was the one who got it. He put on his coat and straw hat and squatted in the bushes. If anyone passed by, he would shout in a woman's voice not to go over, saying that he had eaten something bad and had a stomachache, and was squatting there taking a shit. He also told her that she had seen it when she came over to take a shit, and there was no one around."
"When he said that, everyone came closer. After all, no one likes to smell shit, and no one wants to step on someone else's shit."
"He just fooled around with everything so openly."
"..." Qiao Xinyi was silent. She was just one of them.
After thinking it over, Qiao Xinyi felt that this little soldier was really a genius.
"Can this voice really be imitated so well?" Qiao Xinyi recalled the scene at that time. "At that time, I really thought it was someone's family member squatting in the half-high grass with diarrhea. Many of us sisters-in-law talked to him."
The sound can be described as perfect.
Qiao Xinyi had asked, and so had Mrs. Lu and the others. At the time, the sister-in-law was squatting with her back to them, wearing a hat and a coat. She spoke in a hurried voice, cried out "ouch, ouch", and asked if anyone had any diarrhea medicine with them.
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