Chapter 81 Do you prefer cold shit or hot shit?



Qiao Xinyi understood. Because Minister Zhu and the others were helping her, Qiao Xinyi had been busy taking exams the entire afternoon, so her original afternoon schedule had to be changed.

They first went to the train station to refund their original tickets and bought new tickets for the day after tomorrow afternoon, and then rode their bicycles back to town.

This back and forth delayed them, and when they returned to Feng's house to return the bicycle, it was already past ten o'clock in the evening.

Aunt Feng's family hadn't rested yet. They were waiting for Qiao Xinyi and Fu Qingshan with their two children who were trying hard to stay asleep.

"Uncle, Aunt Baldhead, why did you come back just now~"

Hearing the sound, the two children ran out. One hugged Qiao Xinyi, and the other hugged Fu Qingshan who was carrying a bicycle into the house. The two children felt very aggrieved.

"My brother and I thought you had a car accident on the road." Fu Linzhou held Qiao Xinyi's hand and said with concern, "Auntie Baldhead, did my uncle take you into the ditch to swim?"

Uncle Feng and Aunt Feng also came out when they heard the noise, and looked at the two of them with concern. They were relieved to see that they were both fine.

"Did you go well in the exam? What took you so long? Have you finished your meal?" Aunt Feng asked, holding Qiao Xinyi's hand.

Fearing that the result would not be satisfactory, Aunt Feng hurriedly comforted her, "It doesn't matter if you fail the exam. The exam is very difficult, and you haven't touched the textbook for a long time. It doesn't matter. When you go back, review well and let Qingshan find someone to help you arrange a new one."

"Aunt Feng, I passed the exam and got my primary school diploma. Look! It's fresh out of the oven!" Qiao Xinyi took out the primary school diploma from her bag and handed it to Aunt Feng.

Fu Qingshan explained, "When Xinyi was taking the exam, Minister Zhu of the Municipal Education Department came to inspect the work. Minister Zhu valued talent and saw that Xinyi was very capable, so he arranged for her to take the college and high school graduation exams. Tomorrow morning, Xinyi will be able to go to the school to pick up her high school diploma."

Qiao Xinyi waited until Fu Qingshan finished speaking before she took out her junior high school diploma and showed it around like a treasure.

Aunt Feng and the others were immediately delighted.

"Oh my! You are such an amazing kid! No wonder you came back so late. How tiring was your exam day? Are you starving? I'll make you some noodle soup and two eggs."

Aunt Feng is taller than her own son. She was happier on graduation day. She got three diplomas in one day. Isn't this a genius?

Aunt Feng was happy for Fu Qingshan that he could find such a good wife, and she was also happy for Fu Qingshan's mother and elder brother and sister-in-law who passed away early.

Excellent people should be paired with excellent people!

Aunt Feng ignored Qiao Xinyi's attempts to stop her, and went into the kitchen humming a song and waving her arms to get busy.

"Sister Xinyi, you are so smart!" Feng Zhenzhu shouted excitedly, "From now on, I won't secretly worship Buddha before the exam. It's enough for me to worship you!"

After she finished speaking, Feng Zhenzhu glanced at the neighbors next door and snorted, "The day you were away from home, the neighbors were very lively. Aunt Zhang brought Zheng Dahe back to Zhangjia Village, but she was driven out of the village by her family. They didn't even let her in, saying they wanted to cut off all ties with her."

"Zhang Mengdi ran to the Fu family and made trouble. She cried and said she didn't want to live anymore and wanted to die. She forced Uncle Zheng to pay her ten dollars and the matter was settled."

"Zheng Dajiang told everyone that Fu Qingshan's girlfriend was a better braggart than him, and he was slandering you everywhere, saying bad things about you. He also said that if you could get your elementary school diploma, he, Zheng Dajiang, would stand on his head and eat shit in front of the whole town."

"Oh! Third Uncle is going to eat shit!" Fu Linzhou and Fu Zeyu clapped their hands happily. They returned the graduation certificates to Qiao Xinyi and immediately ran out of Feng's house and ran to their own homes.

Before I got home, the voices of the two children were heard.

"Grandpa! Grandma Zhang! Aunt Qiao got her diploma! Uncle San can eat shit while standing upside down!"

"When does Third Uncle eat shit? Tonight or tomorrow?"

The Zheng family had just fallen asleep when they were woken up by a child shouting in the yard.

Zheng Dajiang fell off the bed with a thud, but he lay there without saying a word. It was unclear whether he was frightened or stunned by the fall.

The two children banged on his door. Zheng Dajiang came to his senses and hurriedly put on his clothes and opened the door, yelling, "Why are you knocking? Don't you know I'm asleep?"

"Uncle San, get up and eat shit!" Fu Linzhou raised his head proudly, "Aunt Qiao got three graduation certificates."

"Primary school, junior high school, and high school!" Fu Zeyu counted on his fingers for Zheng Dajiang to hear.

"Uncle and Aunt Qiao will be back after eating noodle soup at Grandma Feng's house, so when are you going to stand upside down and eat shit?" Fu Linzhou asked sincerely, "Uncle San, do you have shit now? Otherwise, my brother and I will go and take some shit and save it for you?"

"Uncle San, do you like to eat hot shit or cold shit?" Fu Zeyu also asked.

How infuriating! The two kids talk about shit all the time, and Zheng Dajiang's head is buzzing.

When Zheng Dajiang heard that Qiao Xinyi and the others were still at Feng's house and had not returned yet, his first reaction was to run away first.

He grabbed the money on the table and put it in his pocket, then pushed away the two children blocking the door and ran away.

Fu Linzhou even pulled his brother to chase after him for a few steps, asking as he chased, "Uncle San, are you going to buy shit? No need to buy it, my brother and I can do it. If you don't like what my brother and I do, you can ask Grandma Zhang to do it for you."

Zheng Dajiang had already run far away, but Zhang Zao and Zheng Youliang had already opened the window and were glaring at the two children standing at the door.

"Why are you yelling here so late at night? If you don't sleep, will others follow you?" Zheng Youliang roared, "What does the joke told by adults have to do with you kids? Go to bed!"

"Lululu~ Third uncle is a liar. He doesn't keep his word. Third uncle is going to eat shit~" Fu Linzhou made a face towards Zheng Youliang's room, pulled his brother and ran back to Feng's house.

Even if he and his brother ate meat at Grandma Feng's house in the afternoon and evening, they would always have a share of the noodle soup in the evening.

Aunt Feng was so happy that she added more ingredients to the noodle soup.

Fu Qingshan took the meat that had not been eaten and cut it into a full plate of shredded meat, added several eggs, and vegetables grown by himself, and brought out a big bowl of noodle soup. Suddenly, no one was sleepy anymore, and everyone enjoyed the meal very much.

It was already very late, and Uncle Feng and his friends had to go to work the next day. After having supper, Fu Qingshan took Qiao Xinyi and the two children back home.

The room where Fu Linzhou and Fu Zeyu lived was previously the room of their eldest brother Fu Qingshan. As Zheng Youliang remarried and had two more sons, there were no extra empty rooms in the house.

Fu Qingshan cleaned up his room, and by the time Qiao Xinyi came out of the shower, he had already laid out clean bedding and bedspread.

"You sleep in my room tonight. I'll sleep with Xiaozhou and Xiaoyu. The tea in the teacup is a little hot. Be careful when you drink it. If you need to go to the bathroom at night, call me and I'll go with you. The flashlight is on the bedside. The batteries have just been replaced."

Fu Qingshan explained everything in detail, fearing that any omissions would make Qiao Xinyi unhappy.

Qiao Xinyi nodded and said yes, but the two children were unhappy.

The two stood at the door and asked, "Uncle, can we not sleep with you? Can we sleep with Aunt Bald?"

"No." Fu Qingshan refused directly, "Your sleeping posture is not good, you will disturb her."

"Humph!" Fu Linzhou retorted, "Then my brother and I will bother you, uncle, you might as well just sleep with the bald aunt!"

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