Chapter 117 I'll lay eggs for you right here
Su Zhen hadn't realized Lin Li's intention yet, but before Lin Li kicked someone, he realized that Lin Li didn't want Ling Xiao to hear, so he deliberately changed the subject to prevent him from finishing his question.
Su Zhen just closed his mouth quietly.
Su Zhen then discovered that the meals prepared by Chef Lin Li were becoming less and less reliable.
Su Zhen didn't buy eggs, but there were two eggs in the kitchen. Lin Li didn't mind having only two eggs, she actually... made fried eggs!
Su Zhen thought: Why don't you let go of just two eggs? It's okay if you want to make fried eggs. I'll buy you a 10-pound omelette tomorrow...
But he just thought about it in his heart and didn't dare say it out loud, for fear that Lin Li would punish him.
Lin Li heard what Su Zhen was thinking, but he was too lazy to care or explain.
She whispered to Su Zhen: "If you want to taste it, try the dishes that are prepared with more eggs. You are not allowed to taste these two eggs. You are really stupid. If you have prepared eggs, why are there only two eggs?"
"I..." Su Zhen explained in a low voice, "I save this for occasional morning cooking. You didn't say you wanted to buy eggs tonight. If you had said so, even if there were no eggs in the market, I would have found a few hens to lay eggs for you right here, and I would have definitely gotten them for you..."
These days, for lunch and dinner, Su Zhen went to the Agricultural Science Academy to get food and brought it back, and he also came back to see Ling Xiao at noon.
In the mornings, when he went to work at the Agricultural Science Academy, he was too lazy to bring his meals back. Lao Ning often followed him to get them, but sometimes he was lazy, so he often prepared a few eggs at home.
I prepared too much for fear that it would go bad if I couldn't finish it, so I always buy one or two pounds each time. Here I just happened to have two left.
There was a cucumber in the kitchen, so Lin Li cut it horizontally, cut it twice more, and added crushed garlic to the mixture. He also added soy sauce, vinegar, and MSG.
Su Zhen frowned, and finally couldn't help whispering: "The piece you cut is too big..."
Then he started to talk too much again, "I can see that your cooking skills are indeed good, but there is a fatal weakness. You are not very good at cutting vegetables... right?"
"Shut up, do more and talk less, you can live to be 180 years old, don't you understand this?"
"I..." This time, Su Zhen wanted to kick Lin Li twice, but he didn't dare to act.
No, Lin Li, what do you think? Are you going to live this long and become an old monster? That's meaningless...
Su Zhen patiently explained: "I mean, I can help you cut vegetables..."
"No, these cucumbers are as they are, not allowed to be sliced."
The strangest thing Lin Li did was that she used an old iron spoon and placed it on the charcoal in the stove, trying to roast garlic in the spoon.
It's not that roasting garlic is strange, but there were three heads of garlic in total, and she roasted two of them. Then, it would be easier to cook them if they were broken into cloves one by one, but she didn't break them at all and just roasted them whole. It was really a lot of effort to roast them until they were cooked.
There was also an apple, an orange and two bananas at home, which she had also cut into some kind of shreds.
Su Zhen didn't know what shredded apple was, but he didn't object. What he objected to was that the apple was only cut in half for shredded apple, but it took up an entire plate!
After peeling two oranges, I only made four petals, which took up a whole plate!
After peeling the two bananas, they are still two whole bananas, so they are also made into shreds, taking up one plate.
Su Zhen has already made concessions and doesn't care about the size of the pieces. But he really wants to make a suggestion. Since everyone is having a fruit meeting and there isn't much, the plates won't be full if they are put together, so can't they just put them together and put them on the same plate?
Finally, there weren't enough plates.
Lin Li also ordered Su Zhen to either borrow a plate or buy a plate.
Su Zhen thought: "I figured it out, Lin Li, Lin Li, you didn't buy the plate in your new house, you want me to buy it for you? Then just tell me, it's not like I can't afford it, why would I resort to this method!"
Although Su Zhen was mumbling in his heart, he still didn't dare to ask the truth.
I had no choice but to talk to the hotel owner and ask him to buy some more nice plates, 20 in total. In addition to the money for the plates, he also paid me labor fees.
It's finally time to eat.
Lin Li asked Lin Hua and Su Zhen to help and served half of the food first.
Because there is no room on the table.
Lin Li deliberately dragged the table closer to Ling Xiao.
Ling Xiao leaned there, watching the people busy at work.
In fact, these past few days, Ling Xiao has been lying down with his eyes closed, resting his mind, and paying no attention to anyone.
But when Lin Li came, he insisted on helping him up, but always failed. Later, in order not to disappoint Lin Li, Ling Xiao cooperated and used all his strength to get up by himself. Lin Li took the opportunity to exert strength as well, and the two of them cooperated seamlessly and helped Ling Xiao up.
When Lin Li said he was going to make dumpling soup, he felt that Ling Xiao was too tired from sitting all the time, and wanted to help Ling Xiao lie down. Ling Xiao refused, saying that he would call out when he was tired later.
Lin Li pulled the quilt over and placed it behind him to prevent him from getting tired and falling back onto the bed.
Just now, Ling Xiao was really tired, but he didn't call Lin Li. Instead, he turned around with great effort and leaned to his side.
By the way, Ling Xiao took a look at the table that Su Zhen dragged over, and then saw the dazzling array of dishes on the table. Some were full plates of regular stir-fried vegetables or fish, but some... why were they so strange?
Two heads of roasted garlic taking up a plate? A handful of fried peanuts also taking up a plate?
These fried peanuts were taken out of Su Zhen's pocket by Lin Li. They were Su Zhen's snacks.
When Su Zhen handed over the peanuts, he also whispered: "Lin Li, when I go to warm up the wok for you, get a few dozen pounds of peanuts. If you want to fry them, you can fry them every day, but don't take these out. It's not that I don't want to, it's... I can't afford to lose face! Even if we are all family, it will feel shabby to serve them on the table..."
But Lin Li would just tell him to shut up in a domineering way, and he felt helpless.
Now, Ling Xiao saw the table full of all kinds of food, and asked with his forehead on his hand: "Lin Li, didn't you say that there would only be dumpling soup tonight? Aren't you tired of making so many?"
Su Zhen smiled and clapped his hands: "Finally, someone dares to express a different opinion. Let me tell you, what you see are only twelve plates, there are ten more plates below."
Then Su Zhen called out to Lin Li again, "Lin Li, look, even Ling Xiao, who has such a weak curiosity, couldn't help asking, which shows that you are really a monster..."
Su Zhen was very happy. He thought that Lin Li deliberately did so many things to attract Ling Xiao's attention.
Look, the unshakable Ling Xiao finally failed, and Lin Li succeeded.
Ling Xiao smiled bitterly: "She is not a monster, she is a smart ghost. She deliberately did so many tricks..."
"You don't think she is a monster because you are a low-level monster and she is a higher-level monster. They are both monsters, just at different levels. They are both different species from us normal people." Su Zhen shook his head.
Ling Xiao sighed: "I failed... I never expected..."
"Yes, you are in trouble, completely in trouble. From now on, you will fall into the hands of your wife who is always looking for trouble and making big things out of small things." Su Zhen sat upright, he would have a lot of jokes to watch from now on.
As a result, when Ling Xiao spoke the truth, Su Zhen realized that what Ling Xiao said was completely different from what he thought.
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