Chapter 193 Do you want the Peach Blossom Talisman

? "What's the joke? Tell me about it." Lu Cheng asked with interest.

"I'll tell you the funniest story. Xiao Ming's girlfriend fell into the water, so he jumped in to save her, but failed. Two years later, he came to the river for a walk, and an old man fishing there said the water was very clear and there were no aquatic plants. Xiao Ming went crazy all of a sudden, haha!"

Lu Tianlang started telling jokes enthusiastically, and the air suddenly became quiet. Everyone looked at him with complicated expressions.

Jiang Hanyan had a frown on his forehead. This joke would not be uncommon in a few years. Besides, it was not a joke, but a brain teaser.

"Why are you crazy?" Lu Cheng was puzzled.

"Haha, you can't guess it, right?"

Lu Tianlang laughed so hard that tears came out. Lu Cheng's eyes became sympathetic. He knew why this elite couldn't find a partner.

With this psychopathic brain, it would be a miracle if he could find a partner.

"Because Xiao Ming got entangled in water plants when he went into the water to save someone. He thought it was water plants, but it was actually his girlfriend's hair, so he went crazy." Rong Xuan said while chewing chicken feet.

I felt a little disdainful in my heart. Adults are so stupid that they can't even think of such a simple question.

"Depend on!"

Lu Cheng was shocked and couldn't help but move closer to Lu Chen. It seemed that the room suddenly became gloomy and eerie.

"You are so smart, that's what happened, isn't it funny?" Lu Tianlang laughed again and clapped his hands on the table, seeming to really find it funny.

"Are you going to tell this joke to the girl?" Lu Cheng asked.

"yes."

"Depend on……"

Lu Cheng cursed again. He now felt very sympathetic towards those girls. This was not a joke in the living world, it was clearly a joke in the underworld.

"What other jokes can you come up with?"

"There was another one. There were two sisters. Their father died and had a funeral. Relatives and friends came to the memorial service. Among the guests there was a very handsome man. The younger sister fell in love with him at first sight. Then a week later, the older sister died. Hahahaha..."

Lu Tianlang became more and more interested in talking, and he even danced around, with his clear eyes shining behind his lenses.

Lu Cheng rubbed his arms and moved closer to Lu Chen, but was pushed away by Lu Chen in disgust.

"Please stop talking, please talk about something from the living world!"

Lu Cheng couldn't stand it anymore. Others told jokes for fun, but this guy told jokes to kill them!

But he was still curious and couldn't help asking, "Why did my sister die?"

An acute illness?

"Because my sister wants to see that handsome man again, we have to hold another funeral!" Rong Xuan spit out the chicken bone elegantly and answered the stupid uncle's question.

Stupid uncle is Lu Cheng, as defined by Rong Xuan.

"Fuck, this is perverted!"

Lu Cheng felt a chill on his back, and quickly drank a glass of wine to boost his courage. He raised his hands and begged for mercy: "Stop it, and don't tell jokes again!"

If you keep talking like this, I'm afraid you'll be single for the rest of your life.

Jiang Hanyan glanced at Rong Xuan. This kid was a little dangerous. She remembered that these questions were used to test the degree of perversion. Those who couldn't answer them were normal people, and those who answered correctly were somewhat mentally abnormal.

However, Rong Xuan is only eight years old, but he was able to hide his sister for half a month and successfully deceived adults and the police. He is indeed not an ordinary child. As long as he is guided well, he will definitely have a great future.

Lu Tianlang pursed his lips. He thought it was very funny. Why did everyone react like this?

"Don't worry, you will definitely find your other half. Do you want to buy a peach blossom charm?" Jiang Hanyan asked with a smile.

Lu Tianlang has a good face. He is not rich, but he has a smooth life and has a son and a daughter. He has a good destiny. It’s just that he got married a little late. But looking at the marriage palace, his wife should be coming soon.

"Can the Peach Blossom Talisman help me find a partner?" Lu Tianlang asked anxiously.

"Of course, it will definitely be effective within a month. If it doesn't work, I'll refund your money." Jiang Hanyan said firmly.

"Buy, how much?"

Lu Tianlang took out his wallet without thinking.

"We are neighbors, and the friendship price is one thousand yuan." Jiang Hanyan stretched out a finger. Her peach blossom charm could make Lu Tianlang's wife appear earlier, which could be considered a good deed.

"I want it!"

Lu Tianlang took out a thousand yuan and his wallet was empty.

Jiang Hanyan took the money and went back to her bedroom to take out a red string bracelet, which she had made when she was bored. She then printed a peach blossom talisman on it, which would last for a month.

"Put it on and don't take it off even when you bathe or sleep!"

"become!"

Lu Tianlang put it on without hesitation. Whether he could get married depended entirely on this bracelet.

"Sister-in-law, can I buy one on credit?" Lu Cheng was jealous, he wanted one too.

But he had no money and couldn't come up with a thousand dollars.

"Forget it. You've been having good luck with women lately. If you wear this, you'd better be careful about getting into trouble with love!" Jiang Hanyan refused.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

The more peach blossoms the better, and people like Lu Cheng are likely to attract bad peach blossoms.

Lu Cheng grinned and said proudly: "I thought so. Recently, beautiful girls have taken the initiative to talk to me. A while ago, the school beauty even came to me!"

"I'm asking you to move things!" Lu Chen interjected coldly.

"Then why didn't she look for anyone else but me? It means she still has a special liking for me!"

"No one else is as useful as you!"

Lu Chen retorted that the so-called school belle was not even half as good as his Han Yan, and was so snobbish. Only a fool like Lu Cheng would treat her as a treasure.

Lu Cheng took a big bite of the pig's nose in dissatisfaction and didn't argue with Lu Chen. Anyway, he felt that the school beauty was somewhat interested in him.

Jiang Hanyan talked about her stock purchase, and Lu Cheng suddenly became interested and prepared to buy some.

"I have no experience in buying stocks, so don't blame me if you lose money." Jiang Hanyan said this in advance. She was also guessing.

"It's definitely not strange."

Lu Cheng felt that there would definitely be no compensation. He had an inexplicable confidence in Jiang Hanyan, and his intuition told him that following the couple would definitely be a good idea.

He had no money, but his parents had money, so he went back to borrow tens of thousands of yuan to see if he could make some money.

That night, Lu Tianlang and Lu Chengdu got drunk. One was happy that he was about to make a lot of money, while the other was excited that his single life was about to end.

Lu Chen carried the drunk Lu Tianlang downstairs. This guy couldn't even tell his father and mother apart, and hugged Uncle Lu and called him mom.

"Mom, I'm going to have a wife soon, so don't scold me anymore!"

Uncle Lu pushed his son away with disgust. The reek of alcohol on his body suffocated him.

"You don't even know which direction your wife's house is facing. Okay, stop nagging me. I know you're going to have a wife soon. Wash your face and go to bed!"

Aunt Wang cursed and rubbed a hot towel on her son's face as if he were rubbing the floor. She rubbed it hard several times and asked Lu Chen to help her put him on the bed.

"Thanks to you, Xiao Lu!"

Aunt Wang is becoming more and more satisfied with Lu Chen. At first, she thought he would beat his wife and was fierce and difficult to mess with. Now she sees how good he is. He listens to Xiao Jiang, makes money, and does a good job at home and outside. He is much better than her son.

Lu Chen pulled the corner of his mouth, "You're welcome!"

Then I went upstairs and there was a drunk at home.

Rong Xuan didn't want to go home, he wanted to sleep with Doudou, Jiang Hanyan asked him to call home himself. President Rong was also very easy to talk to. He told him to be polite in other people's homes, and asked the driver to deliver Rong Xuan's spare clothes, as well as some high-end cigarettes, alcohol and seafood.

Continue tomorrow

(End of this chapter)