Chapter 59 I'll Kiss You If You Make Trouble Again

Jiang Hanyan puffed out her cheeks and chewed the beef with a crunch. She was still angry. She even thought of the scene of Lu Chen having sex with an ugly woman. The more she thought about it, the angrier she became. As the saying goes, a good man has no good wife, and a bad man marries a pretty woman. With Lu Chen's appearance, he was destined to marry an ugly wife.

Thinking of this, Jiang Hanyan felt sympathy for Lu Chen again. She raised her head and looked at him with pity, which made Lu Chen's scalp tingle. He didn't know what was wrong with her.

"Eat some pig blood."

Lu Chen picked up a piece of pig blood and put it into her bowl. Eating blood can replenish blood. This woman is so nervous now, probably because her brain is lacking blood.

"I feel sorry for you. Your wife will be so ugly in the future!"

Jiang Hanyan shook her head and sighed.

Lu Chen frowned and didn't even bother to eat the meat. He put down his chopsticks and stared at her, trying to figure out whether she should be sent to a mental hospital for a reexamination.

"Why?"

Lu Chen asked coldly, why is it that if you look at him to death, his wife will definitely be ugly? Jiang Hanyan suddenly became excited, and said with a smile: "A good man has no good wife, and a bad man marries a beautiful woman. Have you heard this saying? You look pretty good, and you look like a decent person. According to this theorem, you can't marry a good wife. Probably someone like Xu Dongxiu."

After saying this she shrugged her shoulders to express her sympathy.

陆尘嘴角抽搐了下，想气又气不出来，这女人夸他长得好看，可又诅咒他娶个丑老婆，真是……欠揍。

"Then your future husband will be quite ugly too. A lazy man marries a pretty girl."

Lu Chen retorted, lowered his head to eat, but kept an eye on Jiang Hanyan's movements.

Jiang Hanyan was stunned for a long while, then puffed up her cheeks like a goldfish, and glared at him fiercely. Lu Chen raised the corners of his mouth slightly and picked up a piece of Maoxuewang to eat.

"My wife is you according to the household registration book."

Lu Chen kindly reminded them that they were now in the same boat. Although they did not have a marriage certificate, their household registration book was stamped and they even lived in the same bed, which could be considered a de facto marriage.

So, they are a perfect match.

Thinking of this, Lu Chen's heart suddenly started beating, and the corners of his mouth curled up involuntarily. He liked this sentence.

He glanced to the side and saw a beautiful profile. The corners of his mouth curled up higher and his mood became inexplicably good.

Jiang Hanyan suddenly realized, slapped her forehead in annoyance, and said proudly: "That's right, I am your wife now, haha, Lu Chen, if you find someone in the future, it will be a second marriage, and you still have to ask me to give up my position. I have told you in advance that I will not give up unless you give me tens of thousands of yuan!"

She will blackmail this stingy guy when the time comes! Lu Chen's coldness deepened. He glanced at the woman who was laughing wildly, picked up a piece of beef, and stuffed it into her mouth to block the annoying laughter.

"What are you doing, you're so stingy!"

Jiang Hanyan thought that he was unwilling to give her money, so she glared at him angrily, chewed the meat in two or three bites and swallowed it, puffed out her cheeks, and buried her head in eating.

Lu Chen glanced at the top of her head dimly, clenched his teeth, and his hands felt a little itchy. He couldn't help but flicked her dark head. He used less strength, but it still hurt a lot.

"Ah...you are crazy!"

Jiang Hanyan's eyes turned red from the pain. She touched her head and glared at the culprit in anger. He hit her on the head for no reason. Only a fool could do such a wicked thing.

Lu Chen looked away guiltily. He had made a wrong assumption. He had not expected this woman's head to be so fragile. He often tapped Doudou's forehead in the past, but the little girl had thick skin and flesh, so nothing happened to her.

"Let you bounce back!"

Lu Chen gave in nicely. He was not afraid of pain anyway.

Jiang Hanyan glanced at his hard head and said unhappily, "I'm going to pinch you ten times."

She didn't want to hit his head, she thought it would hurt more to pinch the soft flesh, and she would pinch it hard enough to make this guy cry and beg for mercy.

"good."

Lu Chen was very easy to talk to and even stretched out his hand for her to pinch. Jiang Hanyan rolled her eyes and glanced at his waist, where the flesh was the softest. She reached out her hand decisively, and in order to double the pain, she put her fingers into his clothes and pinched the flesh.

The cold and soft little hands slid across his waist, making him feel itchy and tingling, as if a small fish was swimming and gently shaking its tail. Lu Chen's Adam's apple rolled, his eyes became darker and darker, and there was something obscure in his eyes.

Jiang Hanyan moved the stool closer, and the two of them sat close together. She lowered her head to look for suitable meat. The hair on her head would occasionally touch Lu Chen's chin, which made him feel itchy and had a faint fragrance.

Lu Chen's hands on his legs clenched unconsciously, his eyes looking down. There was a very delicate whorl in the middle of his black hair, right in the middle of his forehead. Unlike him, he had two whorls and they grew in the opposite direction. His grandfather said that he was born with a rebellious nature, smart and rebellious. His path in life was not easy. If he could walk through it, he would have a bright future, but if he couldn't, he would be lonely for half his life.

Why half a life? Because my grandfather said that he has a great disaster in his life and is likely to die young.

There is no mistake in the poem, post, content, and read the book on 6, 9, and bar!

Lu Chen used to not believe in these fortune-telling studies, but now he believes them 80%. Jiang Hanyan predicted that there would be an accident in the coal mine, so he would really die young? But his grandfather also said a way to crack it, saying that if he finds the wife destined by heaven, he will have a smooth journey, turn misfortune into good fortune, and turn disaster into blessing.

Lu Chen couldn't help but raise his hand, wanting to touch Jiang Hanyan's hair. When his hand was raised mid-air, he suddenly came to his senses and glanced at Doudou who was looking at him like a curious baby. He changed the direction of his hand halfway and touched his nose before putting it down.

Jiang Hanyan finally found the right piece of meat, pinched it with two fingers, and twisted it 360 degrees clockwise, but Lu Chen had a blank expression on his face, not even his eyebrows moved, like a wooden man.

Jiang Hanyan, who didn't believe in evil, increased her strength and pinched him again. Lu Chen remained indifferent. She stared at him suspiciously and shouted in annoyance, "Will you die if you scream in pain?"

“It doesn’t hurt!”

Lu Chen was very calm. Actually, he still felt pain, but he could endure it. He also wanted to see Jiang Hanyan's frustrated look, which was quite interesting.

Jiang Hanyan gritted her teeth in anger, her eyes rolled around, and she came up with an idea. She put her hand into her mouth and blew a few breaths, then reached into his clothes and scratched him gently. She didn't believe that this guy could remain as still as a mountain.

Sure enough, Lu Chen's face changed. He was not ticklish on his armpits and soles of his feet, but he was ticklish on his waist. Especially when this soft hand tickled him, he not only felt itchy, but also had some indescribable throbbing.

"Stop scratching!"

Lu Chen wanted to pull the claw out, but Jiang Hanyan refused to let him. She finally found the weakness of this stingy man. She leaned half of her body on Lu Chen, scratching him and shouting, "We agreed to ten times, and there are still six left. Don't deny it!"

For fear that she would fall, Lu Chen had to hold her up and let her make trouble on him. In fact, he was not itchy at the moment, he was just hot, hot everywhere.

"I'll kiss you if you keep making trouble!"

Lu Chen whispered a warning in her ear. Jiang Hanyan's body stiffened and she dared not move. This stingy man really did it. She didn't dare to be kissed in front of Doudou. It would be so embarrassing.

My son is pregnant, and I think I will be pregnant soon too. I hope I can save the manuscript. Babies, please take precautions.

(End of this chapter)