Chen Dadan suddenly remembered what the mountain with the two cave entrances looked like: a nose! Then he remembered looking at Shennv Mountain from a distance and thinking that nature had sculpted the mountain into a reclining beauty.
"Could it be that Goddess Mountain itself is the goddess? And I'm crawling in through the goddess's nostrils, turning through the respiratory tract and entering the esophagus?"
"No, no, I'm just scaring myself. Even though I don't have much experience, I can still tell the difference between a mountain and a human body. This is clearly a mountain, and the ground beneath my feet is soil."
To verify this, Chen Dadan dug up the soil with his hands and found some green plants growing on it! How could it be a human body?
However, when he dug up the surface of the soil and saw the bright red flesh, the blood vessels were indeed clearly visible.
"That's impossible."
Chen Dadan continued to dig up the surface of the soil, the area became larger and larger, and he saw more skin and flesh tissue.
Suddenly, his feet felt empty and he rolled over. Fortunately, he was now a cultivator and he managed to steady himself and grab something. But when he took a closer look, he immediately lost his mind.
"I actually crawled into the goddess's nasal cavity through her nostrils, and then fell into her esophagus."
Chen Dabing began to accept the fact that the goddess had been closing the gate of life and death for a whole hundred years. She was practicing the Taixu Wangwo magic skill, perhaps putting herself in a state of suspended death.
Over the long centuries, her body was covered with sand, dust and dirt, forming a "mountain" on the surface, and her nostrils were the entrance to the "mountain".
"This plot is so ridiculous. Luckily I discovered it early and had to crawl out immediately."
When Chen Dadan turned around and tried to climb up, he found that he could not get out. According to human anatomy, there is a valve connecting the nasal cavity and the esophagus, which allows air to enter the lungs and the abdominal cavity when taking a deep breath.
Just now, he stepped on empty air and fell, which accidentally opened the valve. The valve closed automatically, just like a trap. Once you get in, you can't get out.
"What a sin! I'm in the goddess's belly."
I took out an air meter and took a test: "Ding ding ding, oxygen content is 20 percent. The air quality is good."
Fortunately, the goddess had not eaten for at least a hundred years, so the environment in her stomach was still good.
But as time goes by, the oxygen will run out, and we must find a way out as soon as possible.
His first thought was to take out the wrench, which was known as the ancient magic weapon. This thing rarely let him down. It was a simple, crude and effective way to break through the situation violently, but Chen Dabing hesitated.
"Using this big thing to smash a hole in the goddess's belly? How brutal."
It is unknown whether he can smash a hole or not. In fact, this magic weapon has disappointed him several times. Once he starts smashing, the goddess who is in retreat will definitely wake up and will definitely not let him go.
The female Ultraman who has reached the great perfection of the Golden Core Stage has amazing combat power. Chen Dabao estimates that even if he is a time traveler, he will most likely die at the end of the show.
Therefore, violent means of breaking the deadlock are not advisable.
So what should he do? Out of inertia, he pulled out his Huawei phone from his backpack and posted a message to ask the almighty netizens.
"Question: Sun Wukong is in Princess Iron Fan's belly. How can he escape without disturbing her?"
"Waiting online, urgent."
"Ding Dong, your network is not connected. We will ask our AI assistant to help you."
"Ding Dong, your AI waiter has planned one and only one route for you."
"Starting from the pyloric gate, it enters the small intestine, passes through the large intestine, rectum, and cecum..."
Chen Dabing looked at his phone in silence. Seeing so many names of intestines, he felt nauseous and wanted to vomit. Although the goddess had not eaten for at least a hundred years, the environment of these scenes might not be too bad.
But he would never take this route, which in layman's terms means pulling it out.
As an extremely intelligent time traveler, he suddenly had an idea. Compared to being pulled out, being born seemed more acceptable. It was said that the goddess's appearance was unparalleled in the world, and this would not tarnish his reputation.
So he began to plan his second route. Since he liked learning knowledge in the past, he had downloaded many high-definition pictures of human anatomy on his mobile phone and had some knowledge in this area.
The route of pulling is different from the route of birth, but minimally invasive surgery is possible. Chen boldly took out the small nail clippers...
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When Chen Dabing saw the light of day again, he felt that his whole body was wet, and he didn't know whether it was sweat or some other kind of water.
Suddenly, a giant hand grabbed him. A stunningly beautiful female Ultraman, looking at the little figure in the palm of her hand with a confused expression, said softly, "This is... my child?"
Perhaps due to external stimulation, or perhaps it was time to come out of seclusion, the goddess woke up from her retreat. However, under the influence of the Taixu Wangwo magic skill, she seemed a little confused.
Chen Dabing, the clever little boy, immediately disguised himself as a baby and started crying loudly, "Waaaaaaaaa".
The goddess' eyes suddenly shone with a strong maternal love, and she said softly, "Don't cry, baby, mother is here! You must be hungry, mother will feed you."
Then she started breastfeeding.
Chen Dabing opened his mouth and eyes wide, almost choking to death. In order to avoid being exposed, he could only use all his strength to pretend.
The goddess gently held the little person in her arms, her maternal instincts fully aroused. She said softly, "Baby, you're so small, you must eat more. I was so confused that I can't remember who your father is."
Chen Dabing said to himself: If there is such a person, it is me.
"Well!"
He spat out what was in his mouth, burped to pretend that he had eaten a full meal, turned his mouth away, and looked at the goddess who had taken advantage of him verbally with curiosity.
His eyes lit up immediately. She was indeed extremely beautiful and unparalleled in the world, worthy of the title of goddess.
The goddess looked into his eyes and felt a blood connection with him. She couldn't help but put him to her lips and kissed him non-stop.
Faced with the sweet kiss, Chen Dabing felt a sense of fear, afraid that he would be swallowed into the mouth accidentally.
He really didn't want to revisit the old place. The previous escape route was too difficult and too complicated. Although he was small, some passages were too narrow and he almost couldn't squeeze out and suffocated to death in them.
The goddess simply couldn't let him go. As she kissed him, she said, "My baby is truly unique. He was born with the cultivation level of the first level of the Qi training stage, and his eyes are sparkling. When he grows up, he will definitely surpass mother and easily ascend to the fairyland."
Chen Dabing laughed in his heart and said secretly: There are even more unique ones! If I call you mother now, I wonder if you dare to agree?
There is no need to be so eager for quick success. What we need to do now is to play the role of the baby well. As long as the mother-child relationship is confirmed, won’t the goddess’ inheritance be easy to obtain?
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