Chapter 198 Drunk
"You are awesome! As the saying goes, an old cow eats young grass, that's exactly what it means to be you. Haha, no wonder your wife dislikes you. But seriously, did your wife help you get revenge this time? It was so cruel, my elbow still hurts now."
"Haha, well, my wife said that she can bully me, but others can't."
"Haha, your sister-in-law really protects you. But I seemed to be even worse off last time, so why do you want revenge? No, you have to explain it to her clearly. Don't punch me again when we meet next time. Although her fist is small, she is very strong. It hurts!" "Don't worry, she knows it. She knows that I was only hit once last time, so she only retaliated with one punch. We are even now." Ziyi said unkindly.
"Haha, my sister-in-law is really kind. But her kung fu is really amazing. Who did she learn it from? Did you teach her?"
"Yes, she is very talented. She can learn anything quickly."
"That's right. She has been married to you for not long, but her kung fu is already so advanced. It's incredible!"
"She's not that strong, but she's naturally strong. She grew up in the mountains, fighting wits and courage with animals in the mountains, and learned some dodging skills. If we really fight, her mediocre skills won't be enough. If you hadn't let her, she wouldn't have succeeded today. Thank you, Brother Zhuzi, for showing mercy."
"Haha, you are making fun of me, brother. I didn't show mercy, I just didn't have the strength to fight back. Your sister-in-law is so fast, I couldn't hit her even if I wanted to! Haha, come on, come on, drink, drink."
The two of them toasted each other, and eventually Dazhuzi got drunk. Ziyi saw this and quickly held onto the corner of the table and said, "I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore, I..." Before he could finish his words, he slid down the table to the ground, leaning against it and muttering, and soon he began to snore.
When Dazhuzi saw that Ziyi was drunk, he laughed and drank the wine in the glass in one gulp, then he also lay on the table and passed out drunk.
Although Yike was talking to his sister Han Guihua, he had been paying attention to Ziyi's table. Seeing Ziyi drunk and sitting on the floor, he knew that there was something wrong with the man who claimed to be Ziyi's brother, so he went over and pretended to say, "If you can't drink, don't try to show off. Look, you've become a drunkard, huh!"
As Yike spoke, he half-carried and half-supported Ziyi to the side room. As soon as the door of the wing was closed, Ziyi opened his eyes and winked at Yike.
Yi Ke looked at Zi Yi with amusement, punched Zi Yi's chest with his little fist, and cursed loudly: "Oh, it's so heavy, hey, don't lie on the ground, get up, get up, go lie on the bed." Yi Ke punched Zi Yi's chest, and drew circles on his chest for fun, cursing under his breath.
Ziyi grabbed Yike's hand, picked her up, and both of them fell onto the bed with a plop, but Yike was on top and Ziyi was on the bottom.
"Ouch!" Yi Ke pretended to scream loudly, "Don't break it."
Ziyi watched Yike's performance with a smile on his face.
Dazhu, who was lying on the table, listened to the noise in the room and heard someone fall on the bed. It was probably because Ziyi was too heavy and the little girl couldn't hold him and fell down. I finally felt relieved and fell asleep completely.
Yike pinched Ziyi's chest and touched his hard abdominal muscles. He raised his eyebrows, smiled, climbed up from Ziyi, nimbly dodged Ziyi's hand, opened the door and went out.
Yike and her sister Han Guihua went to clean up the dishes on the table. They listened carefully to Dazhuizi's snoring and confirmed that this man was really asleep this time.
Yike pouted and pretended to be drunk just now, thinking that Ziyi and Yike didn't notice. In fact, the two of them had known it for a long time, so they pretended to fall down in the room. It is not easy to hide this little trick from these two people with sharp eyes and ears.
"Sister, go to sleep. Let them sleep on the floor. It's hot, so they won't catch a cold. Besides, we two women can't move."
"Okay, then you go to sleep too. Is your brother-in-law also very drunk? You should wake up at night. If your brother-in-law wakes up, give him the sobering soup to drink."
"Got it. You can go back now. My brother-in-law might be awake and needs some hangover soup."
"Well, I'll go back then. Fortunately, my brother-in-law sent him back early, otherwise he would have to lie on the ground with these people. Look how soundly Brother Tang is sleeping. He will know how uncomfortable it will be when he wakes up tomorrow morning."
"Yes, the floor is hard and must be uncomfortable."
Yike sent his sister Han Guihua out the door, watched her enter the courtyard next door, then closed the door and returned to his room.
In the side room, Ziyi also drank a lot of wine. When he lay on the bed, he felt sleepy as soon as he relaxed. He barely controlled his sleepiness. As soon as he climbed onto the bed, he relaxed and fell asleep. I also found a comfortable position to sleep...
In the early morning, the sun, who had rejuvenated himself, playfully jumped down from the sky and hung high in the air to play. Thousands of golden threads stretched out in all directions, twisting the lazy rooster out of the chicken coop.
The rooster was so scared that he yelled "Cock-a-doodle-doo!" "Get up, get up, save the old chicken's neck!"
The seedlings in the vegetable garden just stretched themselves, and the sun pulled their hair to help them grow.
"Hey, stop pulling, stop pulling, my hair is being pulled longer, too long, stop! Stop now!" Cai Miao exclaimed.
In the park, a field of shy flowers are in bud, and the sun is happily warming them with its rays. The flowers are trembling with joy, and their petals are shaken open. The flowers are in full bloom, and it is so beautiful.
The naughty sun was becoming more and more happy as it played. It saw that people were still sleeping in and the doors were closed. It wanted to go and see what the morning was like in the world, but what should it do?
It quietly slipped in through the crack in the window, but was caught by Yi Ke who opened his eyes. It was so scared that it dodged and hurriedly slipped out through the crack in the door...
As soon as I was dazzled by the sun, I woke up and realized that it was already daybreak. It gets light very early in the summer mornings.
"Good morning darling!"
A low voice came from above Yi Ke's head. Yi Ke turned his eyes to the source of the voice and met a pair of gentle eyes.
"Good morning darling!"
Ziyi's eyelashes were very long, like two fans made of pure black gold. The fans fluttered at this moment, and Yike couldn't help but raise her hand, gently caught it, and fixed it, complaining: "Husband, they are longer than my eyelashes."
Ziyi smiled, hummed softly, and said seriously, "It's longer than yours."
Yike let go of her struggling eyelashes, stroked Ziyi's tall nose, and continued to complain: "Honey, it's taller than mine, too."
"It's straighter than your nose.
The smile on Ziyi's lips paused, and his eyes slowly followed Yike's little hand.
The pair of small hands first stroked his firm chest muscles...
Ziyi couldn't bear it any longer and grabbed Yike's hesitant hand, "Honey, please stop moving, okay?"
Yike raised her face, her mouth flattened, and she looked like she was about to cry. She complained, "You, how can you be prettier than me in everything?"
When Ziyi saw Yike's tears in her eyes, his feverish body suddenly cooled down and he hurriedly said a bunch of nice things to coax her.
Yi Ke smiled, as if his evil plan had succeeded...
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