Chapter 9 is inseparable from poop and pee.
After picking the herbs, Tu Yao looked at the lush and abundant vegetation in front of her.
After watching for a while, I felt a chill down my spine.
Turning her head, Tu Chaoxi stared straight at her.
Tu Yao: ...
Tu Chaoxi coughed lightly: "Well..."
What do you have to do today?
Tu Yao blurted out, "Find cow dung."
Tu Chaoxi: ...
Why are you looking for so much cow dung?
Tu Yao blinked, then suddenly looked at the land beneath her feet.
Although their Crane Village is poor, the climate is humid and the soil is excellent, so everything that grows will thrive.
Last month, when her stepfather was in a good mood, she begged and pleaded for a bunch of button mushroom spawn.
Growing button mushrooms requires cow dung, straw ash, and many other things. She didn't know the precise proportions and could only experiment slowly.
The cow dung on her back was clearly not enough; she needed to find more.
If it could be grown...
Tu Yao raised her chin and snorted, "I'm not telling you!"
Tu Chaoxi: ...
He took a deep breath, stepped forward, and stuffed the bottle into her cloth bag. "...Then let me ask you, do you recognize any other medicinal herbs?"
Tu Yao: ?
Tu Chaoxi clicked her tongue and then explained the rules of the show to her.
"That means if I can't find the ingredients, no matter how much Banlangen I eat, it won't help. I'll still have to go hungry for a day, understand?"
"Medicinal herbs are also a type of food. If you help me find medicinal herbs, I..."
Tu Chaoxi gritted her teeth: "I'll go with you to find cow dung later!"
After speaking, Tu Yao remained silent, fearing that the little fool's limited intelligence might have prevented him from understanding. Tu Chaoxi prepared to repeat herself.
The next second, Tu Yao frowned strangely: "So that means the more valuable the things you find, the less hungry you'll be?"
Tu Chaoxi was taken aback: "Ah, yes, that's right."
"If what you find is extremely valuable, more valuable than anything else's, then you win?"
Tu Chaoxi: "...Yes."
The show also has a stage evaluation, and whoever gets the highest score will receive a reward.
Tu Yao thought about it for a moment. What was she after? Wasn't she just after her older brother's career returned to its peak?
As long as Tu Chaoxi consistently takes first place, her progress bar, even if it doesn't advance, at least won't regress!
Thinking of this, she immediately waved her hand with great enthusiasm: "Come on! I'll take you to find it!"
After taking a couple of steps, he remembered something, paused, and said seriously, "Wait!"
Seeing her suddenly become serious, as if she had something important to do, Tu Chaoxi couldn't help but also become serious.
"What's wrong?"
Then I saw her say in a very serious tone:
"I need to hide my cow dung first!"
Tu Chaoxi wearily covered her eyes.
[Hilarious! I'm so fond of this girl.]
Tu Chaoxi has probably never been this speechless in her life.
[Such a lovely little sister, she can't live without poop and pee.]
Goodness, it's hidden so well, could someone have stolen it?
In front of the camera, Tu Yao held a basket, looked left and right, found a pit, and carefully hid the basket inside.
Ding Dapang tacitly found a pile of grass, and the two skillfully covered it with it.
As Tu Yao spread out the dung, she muttered to herself, "I really need to hide it well. Last time, Ding Dapang's deskmate stole my cow dung."
Tu Chaoxi said expressionlessly, "Hmm, what a brat. What's his name? Tell me, and I'll scold him for you next time I see him."
Tu Yao added another layer: "No need to scold me, I've stolen it back."
She looked up with a grin and said, "Thank you, brother."
Tu Chaoxi: ...
"……You're welcome."
Tu Yao was only satisfied after four or five layers had been laid, and from a distance, it was impossible to tell that anything was wrong.
"Alright! Let's go!"
He even solemnly reminded the person filming, "Uncle, be careful not to slip!"
Tu Chaoxi twitched the corner of her mouth. "You brat, you're actually quite polite."
The group continued up the mountain and soon disappeared from sight, leaving the earthen slope in complete silence.
Ma Zhiyuan slowly emerged from behind a large banyan tree.
He looked at the seemingly flat ground, lost in thought.
He was too far away to see clearly, but he saw that the brat was hiding something like a treasure.
Tu Chaoxi seemed to lend a hand, helping to lay out the straw.
This thing... must be incredibly important...
If it's so important, wouldn't that brat be frantic if he took it?!
Thinking of this, he smugly hummed to himself, turned around to see the paparazzi still following him, and casually made up a line:
"I think the scenery here is quite nice, why don't you take some pictures around?"
After glancing at the dismal data in the live stream, the photographer realized that shooting horse-themed videos and shooting scenery seemed to be no different.
Maybe taking pictures of landscapes is more interesting.
OK.
So he set up the equipment, turned around, and left.
Ma Zhiyuan quickly took two steps forward, glanced around, and was a little confused.
Oh no, where did that brat hide it?
From a distance, the hillside was almost entirely covered by haystacks, making it impossible to tell the difference!
He subconsciously took a few steps forward, and then a few more.
After taking a few more steps, the next second, the ground beneath my feet went flat!
"ah!!!!!"
Deep in the mountains, Tu Chaoxi suddenly shuddered!
"What was that sound?!"
Tu Yao thought for a moment: "Wild monkeys sometimes come to the mountain."
Tu Chaoxi: "Oh."
...Wait a minute, this voice doesn't sound like a monkey.
Just as I was about to go over and take a look, Tu Yao suddenly exclaimed excitedly, "Hey!"
"Look! It's gentian!"
Tu Chaoxi turned around decisively.
...
In the pit, half of Ma Zhiyuan's body was stuck in cow dung.
His face was filled with terror, and he was desperately trying to vomit, but he couldn't stop the cow dung from being carefully selected by Tu Yao and Da Pang, which was fresh and moist.
The more it churns, the deeper it sinks.
By the time the paparazzi arrived after hearing the commotion, Ma Zhiyuan was nearly fainting from the stench.
"Oh dear, Teacher Ma! How did you fall into this pile of poop?!"
He quickly put down the equipment and pulled the person up!
They finally managed to pull it up, and when they picked up the equipment, the live stream was unusually overwhelmed.
I thought netizens were all sympathizing with Ma Zhiyuan, but upon closer inspection, the comments section was flooded with:
[Oh no, my sister just left and our house was raided.]
This is infuriating!
I think the production team should compensate the girl with a basket of cow dung. What do you guys think?
[Upstairs, the clear soup master!]
Follow-up photographer & Ma Zhiyuan: ...
Ma Zhiyuan took a two-hour shower, cursing as he did so.
That brat is definitely his nemesis!
After washing up, he limped around and headed towards the bushes at the foot of the mountain!
He shouldn't have followed Tu Chaoxi; he wouldn't have lost face like this!
Fortunately, he still had a way out!
Ma Zhiyuan rubbed his itchy nose and decided that once he found the ingredients arranged by the production team, he would first need to exchange them for a packet of cold medicine.
Then, when I looked up, I saw Wen Yu and Jiang Ye walking towards me from the opposite side, one after the other.
The two carried large and small bags, filled with cabbage, lettuce, bean sprouts, and all sorts of other things.
As I passed by him, he remained silent, and a rich aroma of braised duck wafted by.
Ma Zhiyuan: ………
Achoo!
He successfully let out a spectacular sneeze.
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