Chapter 445: The Deep-minded Female Sea King vs. the Robot Junior 40
Thunder roared towards Quan Jiu's head, and heat surged from her chest to her forehead. She raised her hand, instinctively wanting to slap Xiao Tuo, but when she saw his silent and innocent look, she quickly stopped herself!
My own children.
You can’t fight! You can’t fight!!
Xiao Tuo stepped back and moved away from her lips, looking as if nothing had happened, as if he had just done something trivial and insignificant.
"Master, is this okay?"
The robot's voice was steady, just like usual, as if "kiss the master" and "clean the room" were just ordinary commands to him.
Quan Jiu took a few deep breaths and tried hard to suppress the urge to hit someone:
"Where did you learn that?"
Xiao Tuo innocently stretched out his hand and pointed at the male and female protagonists holding hands and kissing passionately on the screen, and did not forget to explain himself.
"Master held my hand, and in return I will kiss him."
Quan Jiu felt like his internal organs were about to explode, and he gave a fucking return gift.
Like an old mother, she said earnestly:
"You can't kiss a place like the mouth casually."
"Then why can Master hold my hand so easily?"
The red light in the robot's eyes faded, leaving behind eyes as dark as obsidian, clean and clear, ignorant of worldly affairs, silently accusing Quan Jiu of hooliganism.
Faced with Adam's question out of pure curiosity, Quan Jiu was speechless for a moment.
This question seems to be accusing her of double standards?
She couldn't explain the difference between family affection and love to a robot that only had emotions, so she could only say vaguely:
"Anyway, holding hands is allowed, but kissing is not."
Xiao Tuo stared at her crimson lips, then suddenly leaned closer, placed his thin lips on the tip of her nose, and pecked it lightly:
"Can I kiss somewhere else instead of on the lips?"
Quan Jiu's blood pressure soared again: "No! You can't kiss me anywhere!"
She inexplicably felt like she was being licked and kissed by her own pet dog.
No.
Robots are worse than dogs.
At least dogs can perceive emotions and understand human nature, but robots only have cold and neat codes in their bodies. You can discuss trigonometric functions and probability theory with them and find the optimal solution in mathematics.
But I can't ask it the difference between "There are two trees in front of my house, one is a jujube tree, and the other is also a jujube tree" and "There are two jujube trees in front of my house."
Seeing her angry, Xiao Tuo twisted his head and asked seriously:
"Master, are you bullying me? Why can you take the initiative, but I can't?"
Quan Jiu didn't expect that he was so hard to fool. He was a little overwhelmed and decided to just give up:
"Yes, I am bullying you. I am your master, so you have to listen to me."
She feels no guilt about bullying robots.
Xiao Tuo's eyes deepened: "Master just said yesterday that we can't be bullied for nothing. If someone bullies me, I will definitely bully back."
Quan Jiu finally understood what it meant to shoot oneself in the foot:
"I'm an exception."
Xiao Tuo raised the corner of his mouth slightly and teased him deliberately:
"Why? Because you're being unreasonable?"
Quan Jiu: “…”
There seems to be nothing wrong with saying this.
"You are a robot, don't try to talk like a human." She continued earnestly.
Children nowadays are difficult to raise. All their ability to draw inferences from one instance is used up in quarreling.
Xiao Tuo nodded: "I understand, the master is the master, so it's okay to have double standards."
Quan Jiu: “…”
Why does this sound so sarcastic?
………
convenience store.
A big one and a small one were sitting on the stairs at the gate. The little one was holding a bucket of oden and his mouth was covered in oil from eating it.
"Thank you for treating me to food, uncle."
His overalls pockets were stuffed with lollipops.
001 had no expression on his face and just said "hmm" lazily.
Milk ball peeked at his face and said, "Uncle, what is your relationship with Aunt Meng Jiang?"
001 was very ruthless and said calmly: "Guess for yourself."
After being turned away, Naituanzi pouted and said, "Stingy guy."
001 looked at the oden in his hand and asked, "Spit out what you ate?"
This little brat pretended to be pitiful and unloved in front of Quan Jiu, but when he was in front of him, his true colors were revealed.
The little boy bit a beef ball, his little mouth was full, his red lips were moist, his eyes flashed, and he suddenly raised the plump and juicy beef ball in his hand, handed it to 001's lips, and said in a baby voice:
"Uncle, do you want to eat?"
001 lowered his eyes: "I can't eat it."
Without a physical body, he was now just a trace of consciousness and unable to eat.
The little kid puffed up his cheeks and said, "You can't eat anything, uncle, you are so pitiful."
001: “…”
There's no escape.
The same goes for the skill of not being able to chat.
He thought of Quan Jiu in the cinema, and his dark and deep phoenix eyes drooped slightly:
"You want her to be your mother?"
When Naituanzi heard about Quan Jiu's situation, he immediately pricked up his ears and became more serious than before. His face was tense and he nodded heavily.
"Um!!"
Wherever his mother goes, he goes.
001 thought about the relationship between these two planes, and the corners of his mouth curled up slightly:
"But you are Han Qi's godson, and she is Han Qi's goddaughter. According to seniority, she is your sister."
Milk ball has obviously thought about this problem a long time ago:
"Tiantian said she wants Aunt Meng Jiang to be her second mom."
In this way, the relationship between the goddaughter and the godfather is naturally severed.
001 raised his eyebrows and sneered softly:
"You're quite good at cheating on your dad."
Ordinary people are not lucky enough to have such a filial son who would do anything to give his mother away to someone else.
"What?"
He spoke in a low voice, so Milk Ball didn't hear it clearly.
001: "No, I was praising you for being filial."
The milk ball pursed his lips proudly.
He must be a caring and sweet little cotton-padded jacket for his mother.
"Uncle, let's go back."
He was going to find her.
"Um."
………
When the movie was about to end, it was already 11:30 in the evening.
Quan Jiu was still thinking about how to educate the robot when he heard a faint noise coming from the corridor.
The entire screening room was filled with heartwarming BGM. The hero and heroine overcame numerous obstacles and finally broke free from the secular world. They achieved perfection after seven years. The girls with low tear points took out tissues to wipe their eyes.
Quan Jiu frowned and looked at Xiao Tuo: "Did you hear any sound?"
Xiao Tuo's hearing was more sensitive than that of an average person. He listened carefully and suddenly his expression changed:
"People outside are running."
The messy footsteps outside the door were perfectly covered by the background music of the movie.
Quan Jiu stood up: "I'll go out and take a look."
"You're sick..."
The person behind her was watching intently, and suddenly his view was blocked by her, so he cursed under his breath.
Quan Jiu pretended not to hear, stood up from the second to last row and walked towards the door. Just when he reached the third row, the tightly closed door of the theater was suddenly pushed open by someone from the outside!
A strong light suddenly appeared in the dim screening room, and everyone looked over curiously.
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