Chapter 858 [Extra: Family Variety Show 2]
In full view of everyone, Xiao Youzi took out an exercise book.
"Mommy, I still don't know how to do a few of the homework assigned by Teacher Zhang. Can you help me?"
[He even brings homework when recording a variety show. He is indeed my pomelo baby. He rolls up the sky, rolls up the earth, rolls up the air.]
[I almost forgot that my Youbao successfully skipped a grade and is now a sixth-grade red scarf.]
[Damn, sixth grade? Who learns calculus in sixth grade?]
【？ ？ ？ ？】
[Fuck, it really is calculus]
Quan Jiu knew his son's little thoughts and glanced at the director.
The director received the signal and explained: "The program team does not require each family to have a specific division of labor."
The implication is, you can do whatever you want.
Finally, Fengzui took Xiaoyouzi on board the fishing boat, while Quanjiu stayed on the shore.
The other three groups of guests also boarded the ship one after another.
The small fishing boat was exposed to the sea, and the harsh rays burned people's skin red. As big stars, how many of them had ever suffered such hardship?
He Yun quickly hid in the cabin, which was facing the coastline. She turned around and caught a glimpse of Quan Jiu sitting under a parasol, enjoying the breeze and eating iced watermelon. She smiled bitterly silently and turned back to meet the gazes of Zhou Zhou and Jin Rong.
The three women all saw the envy in each other's eyes, so they tried to make the best of it and laughed out loud.
Jin Rong couldn't help but sigh, "This is the first time I've seen a child as sensible as Xiao Youzi."
The other three families who went out to sea to fish were all couples who chose to leave their children on shore, but Quan Jiu's family was the only one that was a father-son team.
Cha Zhonghai sat down next to his wife and said with a smile, "When Nana grows up, let her watch this video again so she knows how hard her mother went through for her."
Jin Rong was just envious in words. Her own little girl had fair skin and tender flesh, and she was reluctant to let her go out to sea and be exposed to the sun.
Zhou Zhou glanced at Xiao Youzi who was standing obediently next to the fisherman. As both were sons, Zou Tong and Xiao Youzi were of similar age, so she couldn't help but compare them.
Little Pomelo faced the shimmering sea, with Fengzui above his head holding an umbrella for him:
"Mommy likes to eat whitebait and king crab."
Feng Zui's expression was calm: "Then get more."
The boatman laughed at his calm tone: "Young man, fishing at sea depends on luck."
Whitebait and king crab are expensive and scarce, making them difficult to catch.
Feng Zui didn't say anything, just stood by the fence and watched the staff around him put out the fishing nets.
Little Youzi lay on the fence with excitement in his eyes.
If his dad says yes, then it’s really yes.
After all, he is the Demon Lord who intimidates the six realms. Not to mention suppressing the fish in this sea area, even if he teleports from the South Pole to the North Pole, it will only take three seconds.
"Youyou, the sun is too strong outside. You and your dad should come in and hide for a while."
He Yun looked at the two people who had not entered the cabin and spoke.
Little Pomelo smiled and politely declined: "Thank you, Aunt He, I want to learn how to fish from Captain Uncle. I'll come in when I learn."
This little bit of sun is almost nothing to him.
He Yun was stunned. She didn't expect that the child was so eager to learn and was willing to learn fishing under the scorching sun. She instinctively looked at Feng Zui, thinking of asking the child's father to persuade him.
Feng Zui's dark eyes were indifferent and thick, his lips were curled, but there was no smile in his eyes:
"It's okay. He's been thick-skinned since he was a child."
The man's voice was deep, but for no reason it sounded distant.
Zou Shuyang couldn't help but look at Feng Zui again. He always felt that the person in front of him looked familiar. He thought about it for a long time, but couldn't remember it, so he had to give up.
Zhou Zhou started chatting: "What does Mr. Feng do?"
Feng Zui: "A little business."
"So he's a businessman." Zhou Zhou nodded secretly.
She had seen most of the business tycoons at home and abroad, but the one in front of her was particularly unfamiliar, so she didn't think he was a big shot.
Fifteen minutes later, the boatman and Xiao Youzi collected the nets together. Looking at the king crabs and whitebait that accounted for 80% of the total number, the boatman was stunned for the first time in his forty years of fishing.
"This, this is too exaggerated..."
He looked at the camera crew, and for a moment, he suspected that the production team had deliberately sent people into the water to operate secretly in order to create a good effect for the show.
Little did he know that the director team was even more confused than him.
"How did you do that?"
Zou Shuyang had seen a lot of storms and was only surprised for a moment before calming down. He also suspected that it was the work of the program crew.
Feng Zui thought he had eaten enough, so he curled his index finger slightly, released the force, and looked back at the camera:
“The king crab is half steamed and half stir-fried.”
The director met the man's deep black eyes like the sea, and his breath was inexplicably held. He nodded instinctively, but after nodding, he realized that he was in the monitoring room and the other party could not see him even if he nodded.
Little Pomelo frowned: "I want to eat garlic flavor."
Feng Zui looked at the pink ball with a face full of collagen, and his thin lips moved slightly:
"I'm only responsible for your mommy."
…
Back on shore, the staff counted the catch of each family and classified them by species.
"This is an oyster, this is a raw mussel, this is a mantis shrimp, this is a moray eel... As for the rest, I'm not sure..."
Zou Shuyang frowned and barely recognized seventeen kinds of seafood and plants.
"Mr. Zou is still amazing. My guy is useless and only got ten correct."
Jin Rong glared at Lin Haifeng, who spread his hands and replied with an expression that said, "Wife, I'm helpless too."
"Ten will be enough. My family only has eight." He Yun said.
They are all masters who only know how to eat but not recognize others.
Everyone smiled at each other and looked at Family No. 4, which had not moved at all. However, they found that Feng Zui, who was supposed to be counting the harvest, was whispering to Quan Jiu with his head down. No one knew what he was saying, but there was no expression on his face. However, everyone could feel that his facial features had softened a lot.
Xiao Youzi, who took care of the family alone, kept talking to the director team: "This is hairy crab, sea fungus, braided fish, sea crucian carp, hairtail, yellow croaker, and stick fish..."
The little guy recited more than forty scientific names in one breath, looked at the last creature, and turned to look at Feng Zui.
"What's this?"
Feng Zui glanced at it indifferently: "Sea hare."
As soon as he finished speaking, the audience across the country could clearly see through the camera that the red and white transparent object suddenly shook.
Little Pomelo: “…”
There's no hope.
His father even threatens "rabbit".
…
The director team had gone from being shocked at the beginning to becoming numb. The staff member announced through a small loudspeaker, his voice trembling slightly.
"Family No. 4...all correct. They identified a total of 49 marine species and earned 1,050 points."
When the results came out, everyone was stunned. The other three families had less than 500 points in total.
The barrage of comments was flying everywhere.
[Hahahahaha, this is so funny, the director team must have messed up. 1,050 points, even if Family 4 doesn't do any tasks next, they can still lie down until the end of the show.]
[Director: I seriously suspect there’s an undercover agent in the production team]
[The things you catch during fishing are all random. You can't miss any questions in advance. I can only say that this family has something on them.]
[This is terrifying. Have you ever considered that they only received 1,050 points because the maximum possible score is 1,050...]
【hiss】
【hiss】
[Hiss!]
[If you don't understand, just ask, what are the identities of this family of three? Are they oceanographers? ]
【Didn’t Mr. Feng say he was a businessman? 】
[Got it, seafood export business]
【Correct answer above】
[Ah… So he's a fishmonger? Emmm, it's not discrimination, I just feel like Mr. Feng's temperament doesn't match that of a fishmonger (don't scold me)…]
[+1, I always feel more like a Wall Street elite]
[But the seafood export business is in a downturn right now. No wonder he only dared to say he was doing a small business. I guess the company is not big.]
If a family is truly wealthy, they would not let their sons go out in the public eye to make money.
………
Quan Jiu glanced across the scoreboard, raised his eyelids and glanced at Feng Zui, his eyes neither salty nor cold.
The "culprit" who received the signal put one hand in his pocket and scratched his nose with the fingertips of the other hand.
He has tried his best to keep it.
Quan Jiu smiled innocently at the director team: "Sorry, Director, I passed the level by accident."
Director team: “…”
Versailles!
It must be in Versailles!
………
With so many shots being shot, the director couldn't change the rules and could only let this evil couple pass the test early.
So, this scene happened next -
Family No. 1 braved the scorching sun to salvage marine debris along the coastline, while Family No. 4 enjoyed beer on the rocks!
Family No. 2 accepted the high-altitude punishment of skydiving, screaming incessantly, while Family No. 4 quietly took out the barbecue grill and fan!
Family No. 3 received the task of processing seafood and was covered in the stench of fish. Family No. 4 was well fed and drank, singing karaoke and playing Landlord!
The sense of disconnection is too strong. On one side is surviving in the wilderness, and on the other side is the life I long for...
Did Family No. 4 really walk into the right set?
[If this variety show had no script, it would really be a masterpiece]
When the variety show finally came to an end, except for Quan Jiu's family, all the other families who seemed so glamorous at the beginning were all in a mess.
Zou Shuyang: "Director, can I have a good meal now? I only had fried rice all day." Because the show was gaining popularity, the director was in a good mood and no longer strict: "It's already prepared."
The process has been completed. Everyone had a meal, talked, and expressed their feelings. This episode is over.
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Seafood restaurant.
After three rounds of drinks, the distance between them became closer.
Zou Shuyang and Lin Haifeng are old acquaintances in the circle, only Quan Jiu and Feng Zui are unfamiliar faces, and the topic quickly turned to the two of them.
Zou Shuyang said to Fengzui: "Netizens are guessing that you are in the seafood business."
Feng Zui didn't move. Quan Jiu pinched someone's thigh under the table and said with a smile, "When it comes to business, it's all the same."
Feng Zui pursed his lips, then reluctantly picked up Quanjiu's glass filled with orange juice and clinked it with Zou Shuyang's.
Zou Shuyang: “…”
Quan Jiu: "He just took cefuroxime yesterday, please forgive me."
He Yun: "That's definitely not drinkable."
Zhou Zhou didn't expect the couple to be so tight-lipped. He became more and more curious and asked netizens: "Can't you reveal a little bit? Netizens are very curious."
After she spoke, the barrage of comments became faster, all of which were trying to find out the real information about Quan Jiufengzui in the three-dimensional world.
Quan Jiu politely curled his lips, but there was no smile in his eyes: "My husband and I are just amateurs, just pay attention to my little pomelo."
After saying that, she gave the camera a sincere smile.
Netizens who were originally slightly dissatisfied because their curiosity was not satisfied were immediately conquered. They deleted the barrage of comments exploring the three-dimensional world and typed out a row of "Ahhhhh wife wife wife!"
Lin Haifeng is a smart guy and quickly changed the subject:
"Xiao Youzi is a very sensible child. They say daughters are like the warmest cotton-padded jackets of their parents, and Xiao Youzi is like a bulletproof vest."
Jin Rong smiled meaningfully and looked at Quan Jiu: "Seriously, how about we arrange a marriage between our two families?"
She really couldn’t find another child as well-behaved as Xiao Youzi.
Quan Jiu: "Things like this depend on fate."
Zhou Zhou nodded. "This is the first time I've seen such a cute child like Xiao Youzi. Miss Quan must have spent a lot of time educating children, right?"
Quan Jiu: "Not bad."
The truth is, she didn't care at all.
Zhou Zhou sighed, "What does Miss Quan do for a living? She shouldn't be busy, right? With jobs like mine and Old Zou's, we're constantly flying around, so it's hard to find time to spend with our children."
Quan Jiu: "I don't have any proper job."
She just holds a position and waits for dividends, and rarely goes to the company to handle matters.
"A full-time wife?"
Zhou Zhou automatically understood another meaning.
In the business world, it is rare for couples to be both strong professionals, as they are more likely to divorce if they are apart for too long.
Quan Jiu raised her eyebrows but did not refute. They would only meet once today anyway, so there was no need for her to explain her life to him.
Everyone chatted for another half an hour, and suddenly someone from the director team knocked on the door.
Director: “What’s going on?”
Staff: "Someone outside is looking for Miss Quan, saying it's her brother..."
Quan Jiu turned off her phone, and the screen just happened to be stuck on the chat history between her and 001.
[001: Arrived]
The director looked at Quan Jiu.
Quan Jiu: "Yes, it's my family. Something happened at home, so we may have to leave first."
The show was almost finished recording.
Lin Haifeng: "No, it's not like we need a pair of chopsticks. If your brother doesn't mind, you can have him come over and eat with us."
Everyone tried to persuade him to stay, but before Quan Jiu could retort, the door of the box was pushed open.
Two tall and straight figures entered the room one after another, and their handsome features made people startled instinctively.
[What the hell? ??? Where did these two handsome guys come from? !!!]
[What a jerk! They hid someone! ! !]
【Shashasha, I'm obsessed with suits! 】
The director instinctively asked, "You...are?"
001 ignored the row of cameras and glanced at Feng Zui who was peeling shrimp for Quan Jiu:
"I'm here to take my sister and nephew home."
The director took a barely audible breath.
Genes are indeed powerful.
[It turns out that among many members of a family, the ugliest one is the grapefruit...]
[Is it too late to marry into the family now?! ! !]
As everyone was completely immersed in the stunning looks of 001 and Master Zero, Zou Shuyang stood up in shock: "...Have I seen you somewhere before?"
001 then cast a glance at the others, and said in a calm tone:
"Maybe I'm mistaken. I have an ordinary face."
Zou Shuyang: “…”
director:"………"
Barrage: “…”
What we mean is that the main focus is humor.
When 001 picked up the person and was about to leave, Zou Shuyang suddenly slapped his head:
"I remember now!"
director:"??"
Zou Shuyang: "Last month, at the party on the Star Harbor cruise ship, he seemed to be there..."
He spoke more and more quietly.
"Someone seems to say he is a senior executive of the organizer."
Lin Haifeng: “???”
He turned back in surprise: "Do you know who hosted that party?"
"who?"
Lin Haifeng uttered a well-known group name, and now not only Zou Shuyang, but also the staff and the audience reacted.
The barrage of comments was quiet for several seconds before it started jumping again at an even crazier speed.
………
Quan Jiu: "You usually make appearances in business events quite often. After what happened today, it won't take long for netizens to dig out your identity."
001, dressed in a suit and tie, strode forward: "It doesn't matter."
Quan Jiu raised an eyebrow: "Why are you suddenly so high-profile today?"
001: "Stop asking meaningless questions."
Before Quan Jiu could say anything, Feng Zui frowned unhappily. The next second, a large rock appeared out of thin air under 001's feet.
If it were an ordinary person, they would not react in time and would have tripped.
001 dodged nimbly and stared at Feng Zui: "A dignified Demon Lord, only knows how to sneak around?"
Feng Zui: "Be more polite when speaking to my wife."
001 laughed angrily, and just as he was about to take action, a green vine quietly wrapped around his and Fengzui's calves.
Quan Jiu ignored Xiao Tengzi and yawned lazily: "How about you guys stay here and fight, and I'll go home with Xiao Youzi to celebrate her birthday?"
Little Pomelo snitched like a grown-up: "My uncle watched the live show on the way here."
The reason why he was so high-profile was that he was dissatisfied with Zhou Zhou's words and supported Quan Jiu.
Quan Jiu held his hand and walked in front: "I know, but your uncle is shy. If Mommy tells him directly, he will feel uncomfortable again."
Little Pomelo thought for a moment, "Oh, I understand. Then I won't expose my uncle next time."
001, who was about to fight: “…”
You know shit.
The man's face stiffened slightly, while Master Ling's mouth deepened slightly:
"There's still cake at home that hasn't been cut."
001 glanced at Feng Zui and finally put celebrating the birthday first.
…
"Uncle, some people say you are a comic book guy. What is a comic book guy?"
On the second day after 001's identity was exposed, Xiao Youzi lay on the sofa in the living room, supporting his face with his hands, and read the comments on Weibo.
001 was combing the fur of his husky, and he didn't bother to pay attention to the netizens' boring behavior. He dismissed them without even turning his head:
"Ask your uncle."
Little Yuzu looked at Master Zero with curiosity.
Lord Ling, who was writing a letter, had his white robe flowing elegantly. Upon hearing this, he paused for two seconds, and a faint, gentle curve appeared at the corner of his mouth.
His voice was gentle and deep:
"It means to praise your uncle's good looks."
This time the person who paused was 001.
…………
Author's Note:
All the daily extras end here. Thank you all for your company and support along the way. The new book has been opened, using the big account Yu Yuyu.
"After being blacklisted by the entire Internet, the big boss became famous for her involvement in scientific research."
Genetically modified high-IQ female protagonist vs. triple-personality male protagonist.
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