Chapter 239: Strong Onlookers, Full Fight
At the end of the song, the audience shouted "Encore" one after another.
Xie Qingyu didn't enjoy singing either, but this was someone else's home court, so he shook his head and handed the microphone back to the lead singer who chose him.
Speaking of that person, the look in his eyes at this moment was even more sticky, and it was obvious that he wanted to seduce Yu, but Yu was not interested.
Xie Qingyu pretended not to notice the small note he had already prepared in his hand, and once again calmly took half a step back. After a polite smile, he jumped off the stage and ran towards his teammates.
Although the music festival was only halfway through, considering that Tyrande was full of flower-planting tourists, the news of their presence should have spread by now. If they didn't leave soon, more and more tourists and fans would gather here, which would be disastrous.
Several people exchanged glances and made a tacit gesture - if not now, when?
On the way out, Xie Qingyu glanced at the time. It was half past ten, just the right time for him to go back and recuperate in preparation for tomorrow's visit to the Buddhist temple.
When passing by a lighted convenience store, the colorful popsicles in the freezer caught his eye:
"There are popsicles for sale! Raise your hands if you want some~"
If no one asks, then it doesn't matter whether you eat it or not. But if someone asks, especially if the person making the suggestion is the financial steward, then you must respond positively by at least making one.
Just as everyone was happily taking the first bite, a loud "bang" suddenly came from not far away, followed by a fierce quarrel.
Xie Qingyu held a popsicle in his mouth and looked at his teammates on the left, then at his teammates on the right. Their view was blocked by a small truck.
It seems like there are people arguing over there. Should I watch or not?
Without any hesitation, in just a moment, seven heads were lined up from low to high behind the yellow truck in the corner.
"What are you arguing about?" Wei Liangchen sucked on his popsicle and looked around excitedly.
You Jinzhao pushed his wrist in disgust: "Hold it away, don't let it drip on my head."
“It feels like a fight is about to break out…”
It was obviously the first time for Leo to do something like this, and he was still a little unfamiliar and nervous.
Ding Zai shook his head and was about to say that there was no fighting when the man in the striped pink shirt gave the man in the black suspenders a loud slap on the nose.
The scene instantly escalated into a four-person melee. At first, three camps could be seen: the ones wearing flowered shorts and striped pink shirts were one group, and the ones wearing black suspenders and yellow tops were each in their own camp.
But the chaos of punches and kicks soon turned into indiscriminate attacks, with no way of distinguishing between enemies and friends, and accidental injuries were common.
Xie Qingyu touched the tip of his nose awkwardly: "How about... let's not watch it anymore?"
This should be a quarrel between small gangs, and it's a very low-level one, because the fighting style is really weird.
Four grown men actually pinched people, pulled hair, pulled clothes, and... ahem, in short, it's not suitable for children.
The diligent cameramen behind him nodded frantically.
Yes, let’s go. A few young men and active idols are watching others pulling their hair on the street. This scene is a bit difficult to broadcast.
Just as they were about to retreat, the owner of the popsicle shop swaggered to the middle of the road, fanning himself with a palm-leaf fan, and watched the fun while eating peanuts.
What’s even more bizarre is that not only are the surrounding merchants not surprised, some are even cheering them on.
Was he wrong? What mysterious repertoire was this, Xie Qingyu wondered.
The popsicle shop owner looked at Xie Qingyu and the others squatting behind the little yellow truck, and even waved to them not to be so reserved and just stand out.
In this case, it is better to obey than to be respectful.
Seeing Xie Qingyu and others lined up next to the boss, the cameraman wanted to call and tell the director to come back soon as he didn't want to walk and take a car back to the hotel early.
I feel like they are the kind of desperate child who goes out for a walk with adults in the village at night, and ends up meeting an acquaintance from the same village halfway. His parents take the initiative to approach and chat with the other party endlessly. The child is anxious to go home but cannot pull his parents away no matter how hard he tries.
Unfortunately, the children can go home by themselves, but they can’t.
The boss could speak English. When he saw a few people standing over, he immediately started talking in English with a heavy accent, without any need for support.
Except for Wei Liangchen and Ding Zai, who were the two top students among the poor students, Xie Qingyu and the other four teammates understood what was said. The topic was so explosive that their eyes widened as they listened, and they didn't even notice the melting popsicle in their hands dripping onto their fingertips.
Forget about You Jinzhao and Leo, whose facial expression management was not that great to begin with, but the fact that they could make the cold and expressionless Mr. Jian and the fake-smiling Mr. Gu so surprised shows how explosive this gossip is.
Xie Qingyu remained calm on the surface, but he actually quietly adjusted his stance and moved his ear three centimeters closer to the source of the sound. If he missed even a word of this explosive news, he would lose everything!
When the boss finally slapped his thigh and said the last word, Xie Qingyu woke up from his dream and stuffed the almost melted popsicle into his mouth.
As he took the tissue and slowly wiped his hands, his tongue tip pressed against the roof of his mouth as he rapidly sorted out the explosive information he had just obtained in his mind.
The melted sugar water slides down the Adam's apple, like thermal grease to cool the CPU.
No, the CPU is fried. He needs to sort out the current clues in his mind.
This is simply a Tyrande magical realism ethical drama, the love, hatred and vengeance of four address books!
The protagonist of the story - the man in the bright yellow shirt, let's call him "Xiao Qiang" because he can be called the devil of the contemporary emotional world.
This Xiaoqiang is really something. He and Xiaodong in the striped pink shirt were originally a well-known loving couple here, a match made in heaven.
But half a year ago, on a rainy night, Xiaoqiang was hit by a club on his way home from get off work. When he woke up, his temperament changed drastically.
That’s right, there are metaphysical factors involved. Anyway, what the boss said was mysterious, and the neighbors swore that he was possessed by a ghost. In fact, it just meant that some small details in Balabala’s life had changed.
For example, suddenly starting to eat stinky fish sauce that I never touched before, doing traditional dances to the air in the middle of the night, and the worst part is...
After this cockroach's temperament changed drastically, he changed from his previous honest and simple style and started to flirt with girls everywhere.
Oh, he is still very principled. His personality has changed a lot but his sexual orientation has not changed.
He picked up all the grass nearby, whether it was owned or not.
From the guy at the fruit stall to the gym coach, anyone who is good-looking has received his ambiguous gaze.
The reason why the boss knew it so clearly was because... ahem, according to him, he was once one of those "beauties" who were "seduced".
Xie Qingyu stole a glance at the boss's biceps that could open a coconut with his bare hands and his thick hairy beard, and silently bit his popsicle, making a crunching sound. He still felt that this statement was doubtful.
OK, let’s get back to the topic. Xiaoqiang has changed so much that Xiaodong naturally can’t stand it.
After listening to the advice of the neighbors, I gritted my teeth and spent a lot of money to invite a "master" to come to my house to exorcise the evil spirits.
Strangely enough, Xiaoqiang actually behaved well for half a month.
Just as the neighbors were preparing to set off firecrackers to celebrate, something even bigger happened.
Xiaodong’s best friend Xiaoxi, also known as Huakuacha, actually came to force her to abdicate!
It turned out that Xiaoqiang had not left the house during this period, and was secretly having an affair with Xiaoxi, who was responsible for "guarding" him.
Even when Xiaoxi came to force the emperor to abdicate, it was not to drive Xiaodong away, but to live together with Xiaodong and Xiaoqiang.
Xiaodong is naturally not happy that her best friend has become a concubine due to embezzlement.
But after Xiaoqiang's genius mediation of "if you can't beat them, just join them", somehow, this strange combination actually came together.
From then on, they had a small fight every three days and a big fight every five days. The three of them began to live in chaos!
Do you think the story ends here?
Too naive!
Don’t forget our fourth protagonist, the late black suspender Xiaobei has not appeared yet!
Xiaoqiang was naturally very unhappy with such days, and his restless heart began to stir again.
The neighbors had been keeping a close watch on him, and the two people at home were ready to give him a "bloodletting therapy" at any time.
This love hunter had no choice but to cast his sights into the distance, to Xiaodong's other best friend Xiaobei who lived three lanes away.
Good boy, this is the rhythm of picking on the grass in the circle of girlfriends. Xie Qingyu is a little upset for Xiaodong~
All in all, hey, he got his way again.
Xiaodong and Xiaoxi were already exhausted from fighting among themselves every day, so they didn't immediately notice that Xiaoqiang had opened up a new battlefield and hooked up with Xiaobei.
Since no one discovered it, how did this street drama break out today?
The real reason is so hilarious that we have to praise Xiaoxi's "professional sensitivity".
After all, I am someone who has experienced how my best friend became a regular employee and achieved success in some way.
He is also very active. He carries a lot of things and visits neighbors' doors just to inquire about Xiaoqiang's movements. The bearded boss is the key source of information!
After getting the evidence, Xiaoxi rushed back to his old nest and dragged his original wife Xiaodong out to catch them in adultery.
What happened later was what Xie Qingyu and the others saw.
Xiaodong punched Xiaobei in the nose and questioned the two of them. Then the four of them started fighting. The story continues...
"Hey, what did the boss say? Can you translate it for us?!"
Wei Liangchen and Ding Zai, two illiterate people, were scratching their heads anxiously. They lacked culture and couldn't understand any gossip!
The two of them made up their minds to take a crash course and study hard when they got back, so that they wouldn't need their teammates to translate when they encountered such a situation next time.
This thing can't be translated on the spot?
Xie Qingyu and the other five people who understood what was said looked at each other. Except for Leo who was still unable to shut his mouth despite having his worldview refreshed, the other four adults had recovered a little.
For some things, let’s go back to the hotel and turn off the camera before discussing them in detail.
On their way back to the hotel, the fight between Xiaoqiang and his foursome escalated.
This wonderful show happened to be caught by domestic tourists and fans attracted by Xie Qingyu's performance at the music festival.
The Chinese girls who love to join in the fun immediately took out their mobile phones and uploaded this "Tyrande emotional drama" to Douzi Video, the largest short video platform in China.
Because the gossip is comprehensive and involves grudges and love, it is quickly seen by interested night owls, and the number of likes and popularity of such videos are steadily increasing.
When an ordinary passerby took a photo of the four-member Xiaoqiang group and accidentally captured the seven heads of the little yellow truck in the corner in the photo and uploaded it, the popularity of MYST7 soared after fans of various groups claimed it.
As the entry #MYST7外客发生# topped the Big Eyes trending search list, netizens joined in the carnival, and when they clicked on it, they were flooded with “hahaha” comments from passers-by.
At first, fans were still trying to maintain their idol’s image: “Our brother was just passing by!”
In the end, I just threw in the towel and joined the haha army: "Yes, this is my idol, the captain of the professional melon picking team!"
[Holy crap, hahahahaha I'm about to laugh! The God Group's confusing overseas behavior awards!!! (Multiple pictures warning)]
The original poster: Seeing those seven pairs of gossipy eyes on the back of the truck, this microscope girl laughed so hard she almost crowed! Is this group show probably going to be renamed "About My Idol's Part-time Job as a Spectator Overseas"?
1L: These guys are really disgusting. I originally thought Xie CC could be more normal, but I didn’t expect that… emmm, I can only say that we are not from the same family and we will not enter the same door.
2L: While domestic fans are eagerly awaiting new material, they've already unlocked their "overseas VIP seats." I suggest adding a gossip-sharing session to the book signing event, or I'll never forgive this backstabbing!
3L: People who have already seen the other perspective are about to vomit with laughter. The more you dig, the more you get. Hiding behind a small truck and pretending to be candied haws is not fun anymore, right? Now they are standing in the middle of the road openly, and there are even local commentaries. Do you really think no one abroad knows you?
4L: Sisters, type the word "jianwai" on the public screen! Pretending to be good at home and being wild abroad, this wave of cultural export is really well done [laughing and crying]
5L: What? Didn't they just complete the "hundreds of thousands of people petitioning for household registration" feat in Coria? How did they suddenly upgrade to a "specially invited audience for a street ethics drama"?
6L: @腐葡萄编师 stop struggling! The audience wants the original "idol performance awards". I suggest you just release the 24-hour unedited version. I'll pay for an annual membership!
7L: Is that something you can say? I really feel like these people are filming this show with the intention of going overseas. [doge]
8L: Shh!
9L: Shh! !
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42L: We are not blind, how could we not see the rotten grapes' sneaky intentions? If it wants to act, then just play along with it (lowers the voice)
43L: Don’t say it out loud, be careful that the bastard will get angry and make things difficult for us.
44L: Why are they all so cautious? Locally, it's incredibly popular! Being able to carve out a niche in a country as xenophobic as South Korea with street performances, this cultural counter-invasion is a top scorer!
45L: +1, I am a member of the Liuzi group in Korea, and I can clearly feel the volume of the discussion, but most of the discussion is about the appearance of these people hhh
46L: There are so many idol groups performing on the streets lately, but the desire to replicate the original is so obvious that the results are just average. After all, you can replicate the dance steps but not the silly souls.
47L: The most amazing one is Kwon Jun Hee. When the challenge match went viral, I thought he would do something bad with his past personality. But now he likes MYST7 related posts on Instagram every day. He seems like a closeted person, which is inexplicably cute.
48L: The most popular news is still about Xie CC. Haha, Xie CC’s grass-hearted arsonist character will never fall! His charm is still as strong as ever. Is this another one that has been stunned?
49L; The thing is, wasn't it the guy with the expressionless face who defeated him? Why is he still holding on to Xie CC?
50L: Who knows? This kid has always been acting weird.
51L: I don’t understand this, this is called… attacking the heart [dog head]
52L: Quan Junxi’s thousand-layer routine: the first step is to attract attention, the second step is to like it crazily, and the third step...sisters, please start posting “I love him so much”!
[This thread has developed into a cross-border cultural exchange site. The administrator kindly reminds you: While it’s fun to eat melons, remember to leave some underwear for your idols.]
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