"Hello player, the treasure chest only allows points to be exchanged for gold, silver and other currencies."
"Baby, isn't your system updating too slowly? You can't do this. You'll easily be eliminated. You need to learn to be flexible. How about I give you some tiger bones and try replacing them with the main system?"
"Hello player, Treasure Chest No. 1 cannot understand what you mean."
"..." Xu Ning was silent. She heard something called "emotion" from the mechanical sound of the treasure chest.
Li the hunter also felt it was a pity. Tiger bones and tiger heads were good things. If Yuncheng wasn't in such chaos now, he would have wanted to carry them into the city and sell them at a pharmacy. He could at least get a hundred taels of silver in return.
But it was impossible to throw them away, so the tiger bones were finally made into tiger bone soup by Old Lady Xu, and the children were given the big bones with the most bone marrow.
"What you eat is what you need to nourish your body! Kids, drink more soup and grow taller!" The Xu family is generally not short, so the possibility of them growing short is very low, so Xu Ning is not worried at all.
But Xu Dabao and Xiaobao didn't know this. When they heard what the adults said, they looked at each other and quickly lowered their heads to eat.
Xu Ning just laughed as Old Lady Xu stuffed a mouthful of skinned tiger meat into his mouth. "Even food can't stop your mouth. Stop laughing, eat!"
Xu Ning puffed out his cheeks and chewed hard. Just as he swallowed it and was about to express his disdain for Old Lady Xu, another piece of meat was stuffed in. This time it was his biological mother Zhang who did it.
Xu Ning chewed the lightly salty tiger meat in his mouth and looked at Zhang with a puzzled expression. The piece of meat Zhang stuffed into his mouth was not as big as the one Old Lady Xu had stuffed into her, leaving Xu Ning with enough space to speak: "Mom, what are you doing now?"
"What for?"
Xu Ning pushed the half-chewed meat in his mouth to the left side of his teeth. Just as he was about to express his opinion, Old Lady Xu quickly stuffed the meat in again. This time, Xu Ning's entire mouth was filled. It was a bit difficult for him to chew, and he felt like his cheeks were about to burst!
"Do you want to eat or not?! Xu Daya, if you keep whining I'll force food into your mouth. Let's see if you'll still say something. Are you the reincarnation of a chatterbox ghost?!" Xu Ning glanced at Old Lady Xu's hand, and then, forget it, he couldn't compete with her in speed, so he just slipped away.
After finishing his meal, the first thing Xu Ning did after putting down the bowl was to rub his cheeks. He was really tired.
The second child of the Xu family was also burping while eating, while Old Man Xu was walking around in the woods holding his stomach. After finishing her meal, Old Lady Xu stood up but sat back down the first time.
Zhang was so full that she kept sighing, Xu Da was lying on the ground rubbing his stomach, and Li the Hunter was not much better. He looked at the remaining meat in the bowl with confusion. For the first time, he doubted his appetite.
Apart from Feng, she always had a small appetite, so Old Lady Xu didn't give her too much, so she looked the most elegant after the meal.
Oh, and the little one in Feng’s arms is also full and playing with bubbles.
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha" Xu Ning laughed out loud as he looked at the people around him. Oh my god, his stomach hurt so much from laughing, and his cheeks hurt too. Xu Ning wanted to stop, but his face cramped.
"It's true that you've seen everything after living long enough. Is there anyone in this world who can laugh so hard that his face breaks?!" Old Mrs. Xu had an expression that said "you're amazing" and almost made Xu Ning fall over.
“Haha ...
"Hahahahahahahahahaha" This time it was Xu Ning's turn to be laughed at by everyone. Xu Ning's face was really twitching and she was really speechless. She didn't know why her face was twitching with laughter?!
She is so embarrassed! It’s killing me! Help! She has to have some dignity!
"No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
"Hahaha, sister is so funny!"
"Dayong! Stop laughing! Help me up! I'm about to fall off my feet from laughing so hard!"
"Pfft, hahahaha"
"Mom? Did you fart?"
"Hahahahaha I'm really dying of laughter from you guys"
“…”
Xu Ning's face twitched even more violently. She tried to manually stop the excitement of her facial muscles, but it was no use.
"Goodbye, I don't love you anymore." Xu Ning turned around and left with the box. The people behind him stretched out their affectionate hands and called out to him, but they couldn't make Xu Ning turn back.
It's so annoying! Xu Ning wants to find some fun on his own!
As Xu Ning walked, he shouted back, "Don't look for me, I need to take a shit for an hour!"
"You damn girl, you speak so vulgarly!"
"Nana! Then I won't say shitting, but shitting gold?" Xu Ning's voice came again!
"Hurry up and pull yours over, you idiot!"
"Hey, I promise to bury it!"
"puff"
"Hahaha"
"You damn girl!"
"Nana, I want to poop too!"
"Let's go! Xiaobao, hurry up and get up. Grandma will take you there. Don't pull it into your trouser pocket!"
Xu Ning walked a little further away and could no longer hear the Xu family's voices. She first found a tree to stand under, rubbing her belly while observing the environment, "Baby, is the divine turtle here?!"
Xu Ning waited for a long time without any response from the treasure chest, so he knew that the treasure chest was still being petty.
Xu Ning was quite puzzled. The things that should be updated were not updated, but the emotional ones were updated very quickly.
Xu Ning was really desperate to poop, and he was digging the hole while muttering, "Shit, shit, it stinks, it's irresponsible!"
Xu Ning dug a hole with branches, took out a clean rag from the small box, tore it into two pieces and stuffed it into his nose.
She was also afraid of the smoke, and she had been constipated since her last trip to the cave.
Maybe it’s because of nervousness, my stomach is really rumbling at the moment.
Before Xu Ning squatted down, his stomach was already rumbling. Xu Ning grabbed two branches that he had broken earlier to block the surroundings and squatted down.
Jiang Yi, who was hiding near the valley and heard the sound, said:…………
"Just a crazy girl?" Still in the woods, the brocade-clad youth tapped his chin lightly with his closed folding fan. The elegant young man smiled faintly, "You're quite brave, actually daring to fight a giant insect."
"Where's the mirror she's holding?"
"It has been crushed by a tiger."
"It seems that if you don't take action, she will destroy it. Never mind, there's no need to follow her anymore. Let's go to Cloud City."
"yes!"
Xu Ning was still trying to clear the memory. He swatted mosquitoes while negotiating with the treasure chest, "Bao, exchange it for a bottle of toilet water, or a pair of flying people will do. There are too many mosquitoes in this mountain. Also, exchange it for a dozen toilet rolls!"
Xu Ning didn't want to use leaves to wipe it anymore. Last time, he was accidentally rubbed by the fluff of a leaf, and that feeling was really like heaven!
The treasure chest Xu Ning had placed not far away kept making a buzzing sound. It was unclear whether it was a short circuit or a jam. It took a long time for it to recover. "Hello player, the toilet water and toilet paper you requested have been exchanged and will be delivered to you immediately!"
Then, Xu Ning saw the treasure chest opened at lightning speed, and a bottle of toilet water and a dozen white toilet paper popped out.
It snapped shut again.
Xu Ning suspected for a moment that if the treasure chest had legs, it would run away the next second!
So disgusted?!
Xu Ning tried to inhale through his nose, but the suffocation instantly made him roll his eyes. Forget it, he decided not to torture himself anymore.
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