Everyone who was asleep in the Xu family had a dream. They dreamed that they were lying on the clouds transformed by gods. After just a short sleep, they arrived at their destination in the south!
"Mom, last night's dream was so real. I dreamed that I was lying on a bed made of cotton. It was so comfortable!" Xu Xiaobao rubbed his eyes, and rubbed his eyes again, and found that he was not dreaming at all. He was really lying in a place like a cloud!
Xu Ning had fallen asleep after dawn, but woke up when he heard Xu Xiaobao's voice.
When Xu Ning opened his eyes, he saw that everyone, from the old to the young, looked confused.
"What's up?" Xu Ning asked Xiaobao with a smile on his face, "Xiaobao, did you sleep well last night?"
Xu Xiaobao nodded hurriedly. Xu Ning looked at her, his mouth almost curled up to his ears. Old Mrs. Xu breathed a sigh of relief, "Alright, alright, let's stop the carriage for a while. We've slept all night. Let's get off quickly, wash up, and cook something to eat."
"Grandma, we can cook and eat in the car!"
"Come on, aren't you tired of staying in the carriage all day? Get out and stretch your arms and legs!"
"Hey, okay milk, I'm going to get off the bus and poop right now!"
"Xu Daya! Can't you just act like a girl?! Is there any girl as vulgar as you?!"
"Oh, grandma, it's so good to be down-to-earth. The ethereal air will be blown away by the wind one day!" Xu Ning went forward and helped Old Lady Xu get off the carriage. "Grandma, you also miss me by your side every day, right?"
Old Mrs. Xu rolled her eyes, and the others looked around and climbed out of the car as well.
"You're just talking nonsense! No need to support me, I'll find a place by myself!" Old Mrs. Xu rubbed her belly. She looked around and was about to find a hidden bush to solve the important matter of her life, but Xu Ning grabbed her just as she took a step.
"Grandma, this is essential for pooping!" Xu Ning stuffed a roll of white toilet paper into Old Lady Xu's arms. Old Lady Xu felt it was a sin to use such soft and clean white paper to wipe that thing, so she pushed it back immediately.
"Grandma, this stuff is for cats to play with. They can never use it up. Don't worry, it's not something precious. Take it and use it. It's much more useful than leaves!"
"Daya..." Xu Ning didn't listen to Old Lady Xu, "Grandma, you've already ridden in a carriage given by the gods, why are you being so pretentious about using a little bit of toilet paper?"
Xu Ning turned around and gave the same recommendation to the other people from the Xu family who got off the bus. Like Old Lady Xu, they felt it was a sin to see such a soft tissue being used for wiping buttocks.
And Xu Ning was the most evil person in the eyes of all of them, but they had no way to stop him.
"Hurry up, it's time to cook after you finish your poop. I'm almost fainting from hunger." Xu Ning shrugged miserably. She had already digested some jerky she had eaten in the middle of the night.
The Xu family, young and old, silently turned around and walked into the woods, holding the rolls of paper. The area where the carriage stopped was very remote and no one had ever been to.
Xu Ning turned the camera to both sides of the road. Except for the area with small woods, all other places were checked by Xu Ning.
Xu Ning saw that there were still a lot of ferns and other wild vegetables around, so he marked the location and waited for everyone to come back.
"Daya, why don't you go?" Zhang was the first one to come out of the woods after relieving herself. Xu Ning immediately told Zhang the screenshots and the specific location.
"Mom will be there soon. You just rest here and don't run around." Zhang was interrupted by Xu Ning and forgot what she had asked.
Old Mrs. Xu and her family returned from the grove in a relaxed manner. Mrs. Zhang and Old Mrs. Xu quickly got busy. Old Man Xu, his son and grandson, looked around at the carriage and horses. After looking around, they noticed that the environment they were in was very quiet and there was only their family there.
Xu Ning climbed onto the roof of the carriage and looked at the environment in the distance. He could vaguely see some blurry ups and downs.
Xu Ning turned on the surveillance camera and chatted with Baibaoxiang: "Bao, why are there bumps everywhere around here? It looks like there are pimples on the ground."
"Hello player, this is an uninhabited graveyard."
Cemetery? !!! !!! Xu Ning suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing by his side. He was quiet for a few seconds and quickly climbed down from the carriage. His original leisurely mood of enjoying the scenery disappeared in an instant.
"What's wrong, Daya? Did the thorns on the top of the carriage prick your butt?" Old Mrs. Xu looked up and saw Xu Ning jumping down from the top of the carriage in a hurry as if he was being chased by a ghost. When the others heard what Old Mrs. Xu said, they also looked at Xu Ning.
"Grandma, let's leave right after we finish eating. We can't stay here for long. It's too creepy!"
"What's going on? Are we standing on someone else's ancestral grave?"
"Yeah! Grandma, I got it right. Are you happy?" Xu Ning forced a laugh that was uglier than crying. Old Mrs. Xu wasn't worried at all. "What's the big deal? Ghosts are invisible and intangible, and they won't steal food. At most, you can suck some of their energy, and when they're full, they'll float away."
Old Mrs. Xu didn't care and continued to cook. The other members of the Xu family did the same. After experiencing the vicious people on the road, they felt that ghosts were easier to get along with than humans.
Xu Ning was stunned. For a moment, she felt that the ghosts in the eyes of Old Lady Xu were not scary anymore, and were even a little cute. At this moment, she could not remember the appearance of the evil ghosts in Master Lin's movies.
"Grandma, what you mean is that if you don't do anything wrong in your life, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night?"
"Sister, how can ghosts knock on the door if they don't have hands?" Xu Xiaobao asked a soul-searching question. Xu Ning looked at him, then at Old Lady Xu, and didn't understand why Old Lady Xu feared gods but was not afraid of ghosts?
"elder sister?"
"How do you know ghosts don't have hands? What if he's hiding?" Xu Ning couldn't answer and could only throw the question back.
A big question mark appeared in Xu Xiaobao's little head, and he turned to ask his think tank - the adults of the Xu family!
"Daya, how did you know the ghost had hidden its hands?" Xu Da swung the question back. Xu Ning shifted the topic and asked Old Lady Xu, "Grandma, is the meal ready? I was so hungry I was out of my mind and I heard Dad say the ghost had hands."
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