Xu Ning screamed and jumped up. Old Lady Xu looked disgusted, "Still delicate?! Even a big guy picking his toes isn't as tough as you. What sweet dreams are you having? I called you for a long time and you didn't get up. The sun is already burning your butt!"
"Grandma, my beautiful dream has turned into a nightmare!" Xu Ning cried, looking at Old Lady Xu with a particularly resentful look. "And grandma, the rooms facing west only see the sun in the afternoon, and the sun is in the east right now!"
"I don't care where you are. If you don't get up, I'll whip you. Xu Daya, do you want to have a taste of it?"
What are you trying? Is that thing tastable?
Xu Ning jumped up from the ground and quickly cleaned himself up.
After a chaotic morning, Xu Ning and his family set off again, carrying their backpacks.
Xu Ning flirted with flowers and plants along the way, and Old Lady Xu would chase her every now and then, "Xu Daya, are you itching to do something? Are these flowers and plants bothering you?"
"No, beauty is the original sin. They are so beautiful that I want to destroy them!"
"Bullshit, do you believe I can give you a stab? Do you want to eat the bamboo shoots and pork?"
"No!" Xu Ning quickly jumped away. The little fool Xu Xiaobao ran up and said happily to Old Lady Xu: "Grandma, I want to eat stir-fried bamboo shoots with meat."
"Hahahaha, I'm going to get rich!!!!" Xu Ning laughed so hard that he looked like a chamber pot. Old Mrs. Xu was both amused and angry. She didn't know whether to scold her silly grandson first or beat up her lawless granddaughter first?
"Xu Laogen, I don't want to care anymore. Take care of your own children!" Old Lady Xu chose to play badly. If Old Lady Xu knew how to play games, she would definitely say, "I can't carry such a stupid teammate!"
It’s a pity that Old Mrs. Xu doesn’t play games.
Xu Ning laughed so hard that his body shook, and his voice sounded like an out-of-tune trumpet.
Old Man Xu glanced helplessly at his wife, then at his granddaughter who was almost laughing and said, "Chunhua, this family can't be without you."
He didn't care at all. This granddaughter looked like the most unique bamboo shoot growing out of the bamboo joint.
The kind that hurts the hoe when digging and hurts the tongue when eating.
"Chunhua, Chunhua?" Old Mrs. Xu ignored Old Man Xu, so Old Man Xu kept calling in her ear, his voice not loud, as if calling a soul.
Old Mrs. Xu frowned and wanted to give up even more. This was clearly a case of good bamboo producing strange bamboo shoots!
"Stop laughing, Daya." Xu Da also frowned and looked at Xu Ning. He suddenly became worried about his daughter's personality. Would she be able to get married when she grew up?
"I'm sorry, Dad... um... I just... stopped... and I'm... gone... hahahaha"
"Is this girl crazy?" Zhang was dumbfounded. Old Mrs. Xu had a dark face and patted Xu Ning's back to help him breathe. Xu Ning continued to burp while laughing.
"She's hopeless." Old Lady Xu had already given up. She'd let the girl be. What could she do? Put her back into her daughter-in-law's belly and give birth to another child? She was afraid that by then she'd give birth to someone even more powerful than Xu Ning!
"Drink water, drink water!" Xu Ning obediently drank half a pot of water, but the burping continued!
"Mom, I can't stop hiccuping!" The Xu family's team stopped because of Xu Ning's hiccups. Xu Ning was hiccuping so much that he was almost out of breath.
"Daya, bite this piece of cloth!" Old Mrs. Xu took out a handkerchief from somewhere and stuffed it into Xu Ning's mouth very quickly. Before Xu Ning could spit out the smell, Old Mrs. Xu picked up her right hand and pressed it hard!
"Ouch!!!!" Xu Ning's eyeballs were about to pop out of his head in pain. Xu Ning looked down and saw that the palms that were pressed were red.
"Grandma, what are you doing!" Xu Ning took off the cloth with his other hand and complained to Grandma Xu with tears in his eyes.
"I don't want to bother with you!" Old Mrs. Xu let go of Xu Ning, and Xu Ning immediately found that his hiccups had stopped.
This is really effective in stopping hiccups, but it hurts so much! What a useless person!!!
Woohoo, did she mess with the flowers and plants too much? She has to be punished like this. Her hands hurt, are numb, hot, and swollen!
Xu Ning's mood became depressed afterwards. In order to save her lost happiness, she extravagantly used 1,000 points to exchange for a children's mountain bike.
Xu Ning was walking at the back slowly, but he changed to a bicycle and pedaled his way past everyone in the Xu family in no time.
"Boss, was that Daya the one who just passed by?" Zhang was as stunned as everyone else, but she had good eyesight and saw Xu Ning.
"It seems like... right?" Xu Da was not very sure. He tried to call Xu Ning, but Xu Ning made a sharp turn and drifted in front, fixing the bicycle and himself with one foot.
"Dad, what's wrong?"
"Sister, it's really you! What is this? How can it fly?!" Xu Xiaobao ran to Xu Ning at the fastest speed since he was born, looking at Xu Ning and her bicycle as if they were looking at a god.
"Daya, what are you riding?" Old Man Xu asked in a daze. Old Lady Xu was also very curious about mountain bikes. Unconsciously, everyone in the Xu family had become accustomed to Xu Ning taking out things they had never seen before from time to time.
"Mountain bike! You deserve it!" Xu Ning struck a pose that he thought was very cool, and Xu Xiaobao, his die-hard fan, immediately cooperated by saying "Wow!"
"No, it's too eye-catching. Daya, take it back quickly!" The fact that there were no other people on this road didn't mean there wouldn't be any on the road ahead. Old Mrs. Xu was very worried about Xu Ning being so ostentatious.
Xu Ning made an OK gesture to Old Lady Xu and explained to everyone in the Xu family that it meant "okay".
"Don't be weird, just play for a while, put it back quickly!" Old Mrs. Xu kept looking around, very worried.
"Right away!" Xu Ning enjoyed the freedom like the wind, and his mood became beautiful again.
"Hey, are you hot? Want a popsicle?" Xu Ning asked the treasure chest to take the mountain bike back and exchanged it for a few old popsicles.
In order for Old Mrs. Xu to see what the popsicle looked like, Xu Ning specially exchanged it for the one wrapped in a layer of transparent paper.
"Isn't it just a small ice cube?" Old Mrs. Xu took the popsicle from Xu Ning, looked at it for a while, and took a bite. "Isn't this just a sweet ice cube?"
"Yeah, do you have mung bean popsicles? We also have fruit flavors, everything you could want!"
"Sister! I want fruit flavor!"
"Daya, Dad wants mung beans!"
"Okay! I'll be right there~" Xu Ning was happily distributing popsicles. The heat that had originally risen in the air dissipated mostly with the help of the popsicles.
Old Mrs. Xu ate her popsicle while looking at Xu Ning suspiciously, "Daya, what do you want to do now?"
"Grandma, how could you think of me like that?!" Xu Ning acted very sad, which made Old Mrs. Xu feel even more uneasy.
Old Man Xu and Old Lady Xu both chose old popsicles, Xu Da and Xu Dabao had the mung bean flavored ones, and Xu Xiaobao and Zhang chose the fruit flavored ones.
The whole family was licking their popsicles earnestly. Old Mrs. Xu glanced at the youngest, who was pretending not to hear but actually had his ears perked up, and complained to Xu Ning: "You can't make people believe you. You come out here and there, and there's no set conclusion!"
"Grandma, it's so sad that you think of me like this!" Xu Ning looked like Xi Shi holding her heart, and instantly everyone's popsicles lost their flavor.
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