Fu Yunshen's expression darkened slightly, and he soothed her coldly: "Don't be anxious, say your lines first."
Shi Mu: "...What are the lines?" Because she was too nervous, her mind went blank, oh, and her cute and broken fake sister.
Fu Yunshen helplessly reminded: "My Lord Devil, you go quickly, this is a trap."
Shi Mu continued the next line according to Fu Yunshen's prompt, "My Lord Devil, you go quickly, this is a trap!"
Fu Yunshen's eyes glanced back, without changing his expression, and reached into her clothes with one hand. Shi Mu's face changed again and again, and she gritted her teeth and said: "You, what are you doing?"
Fu Yunshen said; "I'll help you stick it back."
Can this thing be stuck back?
Shi Mu was suspicious, and there was no better way, so she had to endure the embarrassment and let him help. Fu Yunshen fumbled for a long time and finally caught the poor sister. It was pitch black. He tried to pull the damaged part up, but unfortunately there was no way to fix it. He could only pull the corner of his sister's clothes into Shi Mu's underwear. As a result, Shi Mu's lips turned pale as soon as his hand touched it.
She looked at Fu Yunshen and warned in a low voice: "Fu Yunshen, although we are in a relationship, you can't take this opportunity to act like a hooligan." What if others saw this in public? Even if she had no face, she couldn't afford to lose this face!
Fu Yunshen rolled his eyes at her fiercely and continued his actions.
He had his back to the audience, and his tall and strong body just covered Shi Mu, blocking the audience's view. People outside didn't know what they were doing, and the other actors on the stage were doing their best to act out the plot.
Xu Qing, who played the prince, gave an order, and the guards rushed towards the two of them, holding prop swords and shouting.
In this segment, the devil had already untied the rope and was holding the little mermaid to avoid the attack, but a sudden accident left Shi Mu still tied to the rack. Fu Yunshen staggered and fell straight forward.
The prop rack was unstable, and after it tilted, the two of them fell to the ground with the rack.
With a ripping sound -
Shi Mu felt that her sister was broken.
Her face turned blue and purple in an instant.
Fu Yunshen fell on her, using his black robe to block the gazes from the stage. In the midst of the shock, no one else on the stage reacted. The rest of the people in the backstage watched blankly, not knowing how to deal with such an accident.
Fu Yunshen supported himself on the ground with one hand, and put the fake sister he had pulled down into his pocket with the other hand.
The audience did not see this action clearly, but the others on the stage saw it for real. Fu Yunshen actually grabbed Shi Mu's crotch? Is there such a thing?
Facing the astonished gazes from all directions, Fu Yunshen showed his basic qualities as an actor. His eyes were burning, his lips were slightly pursed, and he held Shi Mu tightly in his arms, glaring at everyone: "A mere mortal is not worthy of fighting with me! Take my black magic!"
He waved his hand and began to practice, but with a click, something fell from his body to the ground.
The spotlight moved over and gave a bright close-up.
An old man Ding, with two eggs.
This is...
this is...
this is actually - Ding'er! !
Everyone gasped in shock.
Zhou Zhi, who was watching silently, widened his eyes and spit out a mouthful of soda, and at the same time, he said: "Fuck."
Xia Hang was stunned at first, and then covered Bei Ling's eyes.
Bei Ling blinked his eyes, very simply: "Did Brother Shen drop something?"
Yes, Ji'er dropped it.
Looking at the others, the classmates were confused, the actors on the stage were confused, the experienced teachers off the stage were also confused, and then their faces turned green, and the reporters who were invited to take charge of the filming were all excited, holding their cameras and starting to take pictures, and even thought of how to write the headline of the news article for the next day.
"Another scandal at the Yingnan Winter Festival, the Little Mermaid wields a stick to commit crimes"
Exciting, really exciting.
In this moment of silence and awkwardness, Fu Yunshen calmly picked up the fake Ding and pointed it at everyone, his expression solemn: "This is the dark staff, it can petrify you all. I have no intention of harming your lives, please get out of the way."
"..."
Is that the line?
It seems not?
What can they do now? They are just extras, they dare not say anything or ask anything, what else can they do except cooperate?
A group of dumbfounded people made way, Fu Yunshen kicked Ding'er into his pocket again, and carried Shi Mu off the stage.
The student in charge of the narration came back to his senses from the shock, and continued to read into the microphone: "From then on, the little mermaid and the prince lived a happy life..."
Pa Pa Pa -
the audience burst into applause.
After this scene, everyone was almost paralyzed.
Especially Shi Mu and Fu Yunshen, who were silent and pretended to be dumb in the face of everyone's expressions of wanting to say something but not wanting to.
In this dead silence, the sanitary napkin, which was not very strong to begin with, finally completed its final mission, slipped off along with the bikini, and slid from the body to the ground. Everyone looked down and was speechless again when they saw the fallen object.
Shi Mu bent down, picked it up, and calmly put it back.
Classmates: "..."
Finally, one classmate couldn't help but stand up, "Shi Mu, I saw it all on the stage just now, that thing fell from you, why did you bring it?"
After one person stood up, several others followed: "Shi Mu, why did you bring a sanitary napkin?"
"What are you and Fu Yunshen doing?"
"Speaking of which, I wanted to ask just now, I found silicone breasts in the locker room, since you are not wearing that, where did your breasts come from?"
As soon as these words came out, everyone's focus fell on Shi Mu's chest, and everyone's expression was full of doubt and confusion.
She stood there, thinking about the words to respond, when a pair of hands reached out and pinched her chest. Shi Mu was startled and stepped back repeatedly while protecting her chest.
The one who pinched her breast was the logistics member. He looked at his hand and said in shock: "How come this is the same as the real thing? Shi Mu, you are not a hermaphrodite, are you?"
After he finished speaking, there were sighs.
The logistics member's words reminded the group of people, and now they looked at Shi Mu with inquiring eyes.
"Speaking of which, Shi Mu doesn't have an Adam's apple..."
"She, she's white, no girl is that white."
"She's also wearing that thing, oh, so embarrassing, who would wear that kind of thing?"
"But Shi Mu is really pretty..."
"Yeah, she's really pretty..."
The subject changed, and the whole class began to immerse themselves in Shi Mu's beauty again.
In this extremely chaotic situation, someone came from a distance and shouted: "Fu Yunshen, the dean of teaching wants you to go to the office."
What was supposed to come finally came.
Fu Yunshen took off his hood, ruffled his hair with his big hands with distinct finger bones, glanced at Shi Mu, turned around and walked towards the dean of teaching's office. Shi Mu was stunned for a moment, and hurried to follow.
Seeing that both of them had left, Zhou Zhi, who was originally preparing to go on stage, gave up, put down his headset and followed.
Classmates shouted from behind: "Zhou Zhi, where are you going?"
Zhou Zhi didn't even turn his head and said: "Looking for my brother!"
He ran out of the auditorium, panting and calling Xia Hangyi, his voice hurried: "Old Xia, I won't hide it from you now. In fact, Shi Mu is a woman. I think you have just come to the city and haven't seen the world. This matter is really too exciting for you, so I didn't tell you. But now my brother is in trouble, we have to save him." At this point, there was no time to care about so much, Zhou Zhi blurted out everything he knew. Zhou Zhi, who had kept the secret for two days, felt relieved instantly after saying this. God knows how sad it was for him to hold it in for so long.
Xia Hangyi, who was still sitting in the audience, had his pupils dilated. After a long while, he came to his senses and said stupidly, "You know?"
Zhou Zhi: "Nonsense, would I have told you if I didn't know?" No, this is not the right question, could it be...
Zhou Zhi swallowed his saliva, shrank to the corner of the wall and asked in a low voice, "Could it be, Old Xia, you..."
Xia Hangyi suddenly calmed down and replied, "I heard it that night, but I didn't tell you because I was afraid you couldn't accept it."
Both parties were silent across the phone.
Xia Hangyi took a deep breath, "Where are you now?"
Zhou Zhi said, "Brother Shen and the others were called to the Dean's Office, I'm going there."
Xia Hangyi: "Then wait for me, we'll go together."
After hanging up the phone, Xia Hangyi took Bei Ling, who hadn't figured out the situation yet, and left the auditorium.
He looked around and slowly pushed Bei Ling into a corner.
In front of the solemn Xia Hangyi, Bei Ling looked weak, pitiful and helpless. She tilted her head and trembled, "What, what's wrong?"
Xia Hangyi took off his glasses, revealing sleepy eyes that were serious and beautiful.
Bei Ling's eyes flashed, and her back was completely against the wall. She clenched her fingers, her mind was distracted: Could it be, could it be that Xia Hangyi was going to confess to her? That wouldn't do, she had to wait until she went to college to have a relationship. But...but she liked Xia Hangyi very much. Xia Hangyi was very patient with her, told good stories, and cooked delicious meals.
Why not just agree?
Bei Ling mustered up her courage and looked at Xia Hangyi, her ears reddened as she said, "Brother Hangyi, I agree to be with you, but I can only kiss you after I graduate from college." They are still students, so they can't lose their principles.
Xia Hangyi:?
Xia Hangyi was a little confused: "What are you talking about?"
Bei Ling was stunned for a moment, and said weakly: "Aren't you confessing to me?"
Confession?
Xia Hangyi came here just to tell her about Shi Mu, so that she wouldn't be overwhelmed by the exposure of the matter, and knowing it in advance would give her a buffer, but... she was confessed to for no reason.
Looking at the little girl with a face full of disappointment, Xia Hangyi felt helpless and funny in his heart, and more of it was an indescribable joy.
She raised her hand and shook her head. For the first time, the usually calm Xia Hang felt a little overwhelmed. After a minute of calming down, he straightened his back and looked at her with lowered eyes: "If I confess to you now, will you agree?"
Bei Ling lowered her head and fiddled with her slender white fingers. After a few long seconds, she nodded lightly, and the bangs on her forehead swayed with the movement.
Xia Hang's eyes lit up for a moment, but he quickly regained his composure: "But, but I may go back to inherit the family business after I graduate from college. You know, besides hundreds of acres of land and hundreds of farms, our family only has the corpse-driving business. It's hard and tiring work, and the money is not enough. Will you despise me?"
Bei Ling shook her head vigorously, her almond eyes sparkling: "I'm going to study design in college. Fashion design makes a lot of money. I can support you."
Xia Hang chuckled twice: "That's not necessary. If it doesn't work, I'll do something else and won't let you suffer."
Bei Ling blushed and lowered her head again.
After an awkward silence, Bei Ling raised her head and asked, "What do you want to see me for?"
Xia Hangyi was startled and suddenly remembered the most important thing that was missed.
He grabbed Bei Ling's hand and looked straight into her clear eyes. Although he couldn't bear it, Xia Hangyi still said, "After today, this matter may not be kept secret. After thinking about it, I decided to tell you first."
Xia Hangyi's look made Bei Ling panic.
Could it be that... Xia Hangyi had cancer? Was he dying?
"Shi Mu disguised herself as a man and sneaked into the men's dormitory. The Shi Mu you like has always been a woman, but you have to believe that he must have his own difficulties. The school leaders will definitely not let her go easily. At this moment, we must stand by Shi Mu, okay?"
"Ah, so that's it." Bei Ling's tense nerves finally relaxed, and he patted his chest with his hand, "I was scared to death. I thought you had a terminal illness, which made me so nervous."
Bei Ling's attitude was beyond Xia Hang's expectations. Could it be...
Bei Ling looked calm: "I know."
Xia Hang was stunned: "When?"
Bei Ling raised his chin slightly, and said with a little pride: "That's too early."
...?
So after hiding it back and forth, everyone knew it? !
At this moment.
Fu Yunshen and Shi Mu have already arrived at the Dean of Studies.
The atmosphere in the office was depressing.
The dean, dressed in a black suit, sat on a chair with a sullen face, his hands folded, staring at the two people coldly.
Shi Mu and Fu Yunshen came out in a hurry and didn't have time to change their clothes. Fu Yunshen was fine, as he was still wearing autumn clothes under his stage clothes, so he was not cold. But she was in trouble, with only a skirt and her sister's underwear hanging on her legs. Oh yes, the sanitary napkin on her bra seemed to be about to fall off.
Shi Mu raised his hand and put the sanitary napkin back inside without paying attention.
This small action made the dean's face even gloomier.
After moving his eyes away from Shi Mu, he looked at Fu Yunshen and ordered in a cold voice: "Fu Yunshen, take the things in your pocket."
Fu Yunshen took the sister out of his pocket without saying a word.
Looking at the sister with realistic workmanship and clear patterns, which looked like the original, the dean felt a little suffocated and almost had a heart attack.
He pointed at the thing, his voice trembling with anger: "Put...put it on the table."
Fu Yunshen put it there obediently.
After the dean stared at it for a few seconds, his face flushed and he immediately questioned the two: "What is this?! Fu Yunshen, tell me, what is this!"
Fu Yunshen said seriously: "A stage play prop."
This made the dean laugh: "Say it again, what do you think this is?"
"A stage play prop. You have seen it. We are performing "The Little Mermaid". The mermaid was originally a man. This thing was originally on the little mermaid. In order to be with the prince, he gave it to the devil. Now the devil is bringing it to the little mermaid. In order to make it realistic, we found such a prop."
Fu Yunshen was talking nonsense in a serious manner, which stunned the dean and Shi Mu.
Today, Shi Mu finally began to admire Fu Yunshen's story-making ability. He is indeed a novelist, and his fabrication is so brilliant. If she hadn't participated in this drama, she would have believed it.
The Dean of Education finally came to his senses, pointed at his own face and said, "Look at me, look at me, do I have a face that looks easy to deceive?"
Fu Yunshen actually looked at his face carefully for two or three minutes, nodded slightly, "Yes, otherwise you wouldn't have handled the matter of Lao Huang in that way." The matter between Lao Huang and Shi Mu, the grudge-bearing Fu Yunshen can remember for the rest of his life.
The Dean of Education looked dazed: "Are you blaming me?"
Fu Yunshen: "I just said what you said, I didn't mean that. Of course, if you insist on understanding, I have nothing to say."
The Dean of Education choked and gritted his teeth: "Fu Yunshen, don't forget that I am your teacher, you can't treat your teacher with this attitude."
His eyes were careless, and he seemed to be smiling: "Then don't forget that I am one of the shareholders of the school."
The Dean of Education was choked by his words and couldn't make a sound.
Shi Mu, who played the background throughout the whole process, licked his lips, thinking that it was good to have money and power, and he could be so arrogant in front of the teacher.
After a short silence, the angry director suddenly calmed down. He sat down again to calm down and looked at the two again, "Fu Yunshen, let's not talk about other things. You must explain to me what happened. The school leaders are here today, and the reporters we invited have seen everything you dropped. As a student, how can you bring such things to the stage? Do you know how much impact it will have on the reputation of our school? Since you are one of the shareholders of the school, you should consider the school, but what are you doing?"
He said a lot of things, and all kinds of burdens fell on Fu Yunshen's shoulders.
The boy looked nonchalant, and obviously didn't take it to heart.
Shi Mu glanced at Fu Yunshen. Now the time was almost right. She couldn't let the big boss take the blame for her. She might as well just say it directly. At worst, she could drop out of school. Even if she dropped out, she still had the skill of eating ghosts. She wouldn't starve to death!
Bang!
Outside the door.
Three people rushed in together.
Zhou Zhi, who was in the lead, came in with a face full of sweat. He glanced at Shi Mu, was stunned for a moment, and quickly looked away. Bei Ling and Xia Hangyi followed closely behind. The three of them had serious and nervous expressions.
"What are you doing here?" Shi Mu asked in a low voice.
Zhou Zhi didn't answer Shi Mu's question. He punched the desk with his fist. His imposing appearance scared the dean's heartbeat faster.
Zhou Zhi yelled with a red face: "Although Shi Mu is a woman, she has gender identity disorder. She thinks she is a man. She is sick. If you don't believe me, I will ask the hospital to issue you a certificate. You can't fire her for this."
Shi Mu: "......?"
Fu Yunshen: "......?"
Dean of Education: "......?!"
Damn, what the hell!!!
What the hell is this kid talking about? ! !
The nearly fifty-year-old dean of education, who has been in the teaching industry for 25 years, is deeply confused.
Shocked? Of course
she is shocked.
This explanation was something the three of them came up with after careful consideration. After all, reality is not fiction. A woman disguising herself as a man and sneaking into a male dormitory is a big deal, and it cannot be forgiven by a single medical examination. So they put all the blame on mental illness. These days, mental illness is a brick that can be moved wherever it is needed.
Zhou Zhi once again thanked Gender Cognitive Disorder, which could save his brother.
As for the medical examination report? No problem, his sister is a doctor.
The dean of studies took out the pills and drank them with water. After closing his eyes and calming down for a while, he pushed his glasses with trembling hands, "What did this kid say just now? Female? Shi Mu, you are a female?"
Zhou Zhi was stunned and looked at Shi Mu, "He doesn't know yet?"
Regardless of how Zhou Zhi and the others knew it, Shi Mu now just wanted to die suddenly on the spot, die instantly, and it would be best if there was a crack in the ground for her to crawl into. It was too embarrassing, really too embarrassing. They could think of some gender identity disorder. Not to mention whether the school would forgive her or not, even if they let her go in the future, she didn't want to appear here again.
Zhou Zhi chuckled twice, and shook his head in embarrassment: "Sorry, I'm early, you guys continue."
Fu Yunshen glared at him coldly: "Get out."
"Get out, I'll get out right away." Zhou Zhi pushed Bei Ling and Xia Hangyi from the left and right, and walked out of the dean's office in disgrace.