There is a written rule in the underworld that you have to draw numbers to be reincarnated. No matter if you are a newcomer, an old person, or someone who just died, or someone who died early, no matter if you are a villain in the world or a good person for ten lifetimes, you have to draw numbers if you want to be reincarnated!
Shi Li was lucky and drew the number 8888888888, which sounds very lucky. His cat's number is 8888888890. Shi Li glanced at the long queue of reincarnations in front of him, and asked a staff member of the underworld. He learned that he had to wait in line for another two years before he could be reincarnated.
Oh, it's heartbreaking.
I don't know if I can be reincarnated into a good family.
The queue was long. Just when Shi Li was waiting leisurely, someone poked him lightly on the back. He frowned and turned his head. When he saw that face again, he was almost scared to death.
Black hair, three-dimensional features, tall stature, and somewhat familiar.
Damn! The female version of Fu Yunshen!
She looked shy: "Brother, reincarnation."
Shi Li was stunned; "......Ah."
She was even more shy: "What a coincidence, I am also going to reincarnate."
"......" Nonsense, what else can you do here except reincarnation.
Shi Li hugged the cat and turned his head, too lazy to pay attention to her.
As a result, the male version of Fu Yunshen kept chattering: "It's also strange, you said that my split personality actually enjoyed the treatment of a soul, I originally disappeared, but the people in the underworld said that they are holding a lottery event, and the personality that is drawn can enjoy a chance to reincarnate. I am so proud, I really hope I can reincarnate into a girl. By the way, brother, what's your number?"
Without waiting for Shi Li to agree, she looked at the number tag on Shi Li's chest, and the name, age, and date of death were all clear at a glance.
Her eyes lit up, with a look of surprise: "Oh, I remember now, you are Shi Mu's twin brother."
Shi Li frowned, "Do you know him?"
She nodded: "My name is Fu Yunshen."
Fu, Fu Yunshen?
Shi Li's eyes widened, full of fear.
She continued to chatter: "Then we are really destined to meet. My number is 8888888889, which is right behind you."
Shi Li's face turned even paler. He...he wouldn't want to be brothers with this female version of Fu Yunshen, right? It would be better for him to die!
Yunyun didn't notice the fear in his eyes at all, and smiled brightly: "Shi Li, I like you. Wait for me to find you after reincarnation!"
Shi Li shuddered, and all the hair follicles in his body opened up in fear.
In front of him, the reincarnation envoy was shouting, "Next, 8888888888, 8888888889, get ready!"
He hugged the cat tightly and ran forward like he was escaping.
The reincarnation envoy took the number and went to register. Shi Li's cat was licking its fur on the waiting chair. Looking at the huge white vortex in front of him, he took a deep breath and took the bowl of Meng Po soup.
"A bowl of Meng Po's soup goes through the intestines, leaving behind no past."
Meng Po's words were empty and distant. When the bowl of soup was almost empty, the cat, who was originally sitting on the chair, suddenly saw a little white cat walking past in front of him with a cat's step. Its eyes lit up, it cried out, and rushed over with its tail wagging. The little white cat was startled and nimbly dodged the hairless cat's attack. The hairless cat, which missed the attack, shook its body and rolled straight into the reincarnation gate.
Shi Li's expression tensed up, and he put down the bowl to grab the cat's tail, but the vortex had a huge suction force and pulled him straight in.
This change shocked the staff of the underworld. The reincarnated envoy looked at Yunyun behind him in confusion, and whispered to another envoy in charge of registration: "Oh, it's so confusing! The one named Shi Li should be the eldest son of the Xia family, and the ones with the last digits 89 and 90 are twin siblings from the Fu family. Now Shi Li and the cat have gone to the Fu family..."
This kind of mistake is a big deal. If the higher-ups find out, they will be dismissed from their posts.
The envoy swallowed his saliva and looked at Yunyun nervously.
Yunyun's eyes sparkled, and she pointed at the number card: "Is it my turn? I came here through a lottery, and the people there said that I could choose my gender, and I chose female. Don't make a mistake."
The two envoys looked at each other and saw determination in each other's eyes.
"Don't worry, we are professionals, there will be no mistakes, go and reincarnate."
After drinking Meng Po's soup, Yun Yun happily jumped into the reincarnation gate.
Looking at the disappearing figure of the other party, Meng Po said leisurely: "The boy didn't finish drinking Meng Po's soup, and his past life memory may stay for three minutes."
The envoy's heart skipped a beat and asked hurriedly: "Then... the cat?"
Meng Po said; "Cross-species reincarnation will not retain memories even if it doesn't drink the soup."
After hearing this, the envoy breathed a sigh of relief.
In modern times, in a certain obstetrics and gynecology hospital, three babies were born at almost the same time.
Outside the ward, two men were waiting anxiously.
Fu Yunshen's legs were shaking. He took out two pieces of chewing gum from his pocket and handed them to Xia Hangyi beside him: "Don't be surprised."
Xia Hangyi waved his hands, very calmly; "You do it yourself, I'm not nervous."
Fu Yunshen opened the package and sneered: "You... you are not nervous at all, you have run to the toilet forty times."
Xia Hangyi, who was exposed: "...", went to the toilet again.
The lights in the operating room dimmed. Fu Yunshen stood up and wanted to go in to find Shi Mu, but he was stopped by the medical staff: "Your wife will have to wait a while before she can come out."
Fu Yunshen asked anxiously: "Is she okay?"
The nurse smiled: "The mother is very healthy, and your two children are also very healthy. They are twins."
She held the children for Fu Yunshen to see.
When Fu Yunshen was about to take over and hug the baby girl, the baby girl in the nurse's arms suddenly burst into tears. The cry was sharp and miserable. He immediately retracted his outstretched hand.
Suddenly, a ghost came over, stared at his daughter for two seconds, and laughed: "She is scolding you."
Fu Yunshen:? ?
Fu Yunshen couldn't help asking: "Do you understand baby talk?"
Ghost: "She was just reincarnated, and the ghost spirit is still there."
Fu Yunshen asked again: "What did she scold me for?"
Daughter: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh——"
Rather than crying, it was more like a sad howl.
After listening carefully for a while, the ghost began to translate: "She said, 'Fu Yunshen, I fuck your grandfather, I don't want to be your daughter!'!
... ?
Why is she scolding people for no reason? No, how did she know his name is Fu Yunshen.
The ghost continued to translate: "He said, 'Fu Yunshen, I am your brother-in-law, I don't agree with you being my father.' "
Fu Yunshen's body shook and he almost fell to the ground.
She cried even harder: "Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh..."
Fu Yunshen's face was pale: "She...she said something again."
The ghost shook his head: "The ghost's spirit has dissipated. I guess she has lost her memory of her last life. I can't understand it either. But brother, your family relationship is exciting enough, hehe. "After a few eerie laughs, the ghost floated away, ready to share the gossip with other friends.
Not long after Shi Mu gave birth, Bei Ling also successfully gave birth to a baby boy.
Both couples were new parents, feeling anxious but expectant.
However, Fu Yunshen was not included here. The more he hoped to have a daughter before, the more he regretted it now. If God gave him another chance to choose, he would definitely not ask what the ghost baby was saying. Now, he is afraid that he will never be able to face his daughter or his brother-in-law for the rest of his life.
When Shi Mu confirmed that she was pregnant, Fu Yunshen decided to let his children take their mother's surname. He originally thought of a very elegant and generous name for his daughter. As for the name, now that he thought that his daughter was the reincarnation of Shi Li, and Shi Li had nothing to do with Wen Ya, he gave up immediately.
In the end, Fu Yunshen named his daughter Shijian and his son Shichen. It was all their fault!!
That’s what he said, but the daughters born to Shi Mu were really cute. After the confinement period, the children’s looks also came out. The eldest daughter who appeared first had black hair, fair skin, and big eyes like black grapes, clear and dazzling.
Blood relationship is a wonderful relationship. Fu Yunshen knew that she was the reincarnation of Shi Li, but he still couldn’t help teasing her. He kissed her little face and made her giggle. After the teasing, Fu Yunshen, who had calmed down, fell into deep love again. In self-loathing.
He kissed his daughter on the face, what's the difference between that and kissing his brother-in-law!
Disgusting, disgusting!!! He must restrain himself next time!
However -
Fu Yunshen couldn't do it!
As Shi Mu grew older, she became cuter. Her eyes became like Shi Mu's, both bright peach blossom eyes. Her lips and nose looked like Fu Yunshen, and he liked her just by looking at her. When she was learning to walk, the little person who stumbled towards him looked like a little penguin, naive, with a sweet smile. Fu Yunshen couldn't help wanting to hug her, but when he thought of his daughter as Shi Li's soul, he ignored her and turned his head to tease his younger son.
As time passed, the children grew up day by day.
Shi Mu wanted to be close to her father, but in the... In the face of his indifference day after day, she finally distanced herself from him. Shi
was originally a crybaby. She thought that crying might arouse her father's care and concern. After knowing that this method did not work, she stopped crying. Even when she was bullied in kindergarten, she would not say anything. At most, she would ask her brother and Xia Yi to intervene, or she would pull Zhou Zhi away. Zhou Zhi was tall and strong, wearing a military uniform. He could scare all the children in the kindergarten to tears when he stood there.
Not long after, Shi learned karate. She became more independent and more like an adult than her brother.
However, Shi would still feel sad.
Once, when she had a high fever that wouldn't go away, the seven-year-old Shi took Shi Mu's hand and asked in a daze, "Mom, am I your illegitimate child?"
Shi Mu patted her hand, "What nonsense are you talking about? You and your brother are twins, both your biological children. "
Shi Shi sniffed and half-closed his eyes: "Isn't there a situation like that, two men and a woman have sex on the same day, and the twins born may not have the same father."
"......?" Shi Mu was deeply shocked by who taught her these things.
"Go to sleep and don't talk nonsense!" Shi Mu covered her with the quilt, got up and left the room. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Fu Yunshen standing outside the door. Shi
Mu's body stiffened and he lowered his voice: "Brother Yunshen, don't listen to the child's nonsense, I am innocent. "
He didn't say anything, with a thoughtful look on his face. Then, Fu Yunshen walked in.
On the bed, Shi Shi was feverish, his whole body was red, his breathing was rapid, and his face was covered with sweat. He looked pitiful.
Thinking of Shi Shi's words, Fu Yunshen's handsome brows wrinkled, his thoughts were complicated, and more of it was guilt.
He pulled out a chair and sat down, took a deep breath, and said: "Shi Shi, do you think your father doesn't love you?"
Shi Shi hummed.
"You think I favor your brother."
Shi Shi said in a childish voice: "Men are all patriarchal, not to mention that your family has the throne to inherit, I can understand that you favor boys over girls. "It also had an expression of magnanimity that said I don't care about you.
Fu Yunshen was silent. This was indeed the soul of Shi Li. He was invincible at a young age.
He pulled his hair and was about to speak when the door opened. Shi Chen, who was wearing overalls and holding a basketball, sniffed his nose: "Don't worry, sister. When dad inherits the throne to me, I will pass it to you, and all the inheritance will be yours!"
Fu Yunshen: "..." He is not dead yet!!
Shi Chen: "By the way, dad, Zhou Dongtian always lets their big wolf dog scare me. Can you do something about it?"
Zhou Dongtian is Zhou Zhi's son. He is very naughty and likes to use the military dog to scare Shi Chen. What he fears most is dogs.
Fu Yunshen said with a cold face: "Let's talk about your matter tomorrow. I am chatting privately with your sister."
"Oh. "Shi Chen left the room embarrassedly. Shi Chen
let out a long sigh: "Dad, please go quickly. The child is sick and needs to sleep. Don't disturb me."
Fu Yunshen touched her face and made up his mind to tell her the secret hidden in his heart.
After Fu Yunshen finished speaking, Shi Chen blinked her peach blossom eyes and said in a soft voice: "You mean... I am the reincarnation of my uncle?"
Fu Yunshen: "Ah." Shi Chen
tilted her head: "Then I am my own niece?"
Fu Yunshen: "That's right..." Shi Chen's
eyes lit up, and she sat up from the bed in a flash. She looked energetic, not like a seriously ill child at all. She said excitedly: "In that case, Dad, you have to call me brother-in-law."
"Ah, so..." Fu Yunshen paused and looked at her, "You will always be Dad's daughter. "
Shi Shi laughed twice," The book says that a daughter is her father's lover in his previous life. So, Uncle Shi Li is your lover in your previous life?"
Fu Yunshen: "......????" Shi Guang
looked gossipy: "So do you like mom or uncle?"
Fu Yunshen looked furious: "I like your mom all my life! Don't mess with our relationship!" Shi Guang
puffed his cheeks and blinked his big eyes: "So do you like me?"
Fu Yunshen said without hesitation: "Yes." Shi Guang
continued to ask: "So do you like uncle?"
Fu Yunshen still said without hesitation: "No."
Shi Guang: "Then I am the reincarnation of uncle, do you like me?"
Fu Yunshen... was silent. Shi
Guang patted Fu Yunshen's shoulder with his little hand and sighed: "Dad, you should think about this problem before you come to chat with me privately, I'm going to sleep."
In the end, the rhythm master. Shi Guang. The genius of logic. Shi Guang won.
Until Fu Yunshen passed away, this answer was not answered.
The author has something to say: Time: I am a genius in logic, a master of rhythm, I am me, I am a different kind of firework.