"Get out of the way!"

While he was stunned, the innocent Zhou Zhi was pushed far away by Fu Yunshen. Fu Yunshen, holding his orchid finger, took the position that originally belonged to Zhou Zhi. He leaned forward with his chest, and there was a girl's charm in his eyes.

Fu Yunshen held his cheek with one hand, admiring Shi Mu's face as if he were appreciating an extremely luxurious object. He looked left and right, up and down, and the satisfaction in his eyes was very deep.

Shi Mu felt scared by being stared at, and slowly distanced himself from him.

"Shi Mu, do you think Yunyun is pretty?"

Yun... Yunyun?

Shi Mu's throat was almost choked by his saliva.

Zhou Zhi patted his butt and stood up, pulling Fu Yunshen up: "Are you okay? Are you poisoned by alcohol?"

Zhou Zhi's hands were so strong that he pulled the collar down to his shoulders. Looking at the exposed round shoulders, Fu Yunshen screamed and quickly protected his shoulders. He blushed and slapped him, "Ah, you shameless bastard! What did you do to me!"

Zhou Zhi was a little dazed by the beating.

The woman's crooked scream made him even more confused.

Shi Mu was also confused, but more terrified.

She swallowed her saliva and called out the system without caring about anything else: [Fu Yunshen... is possessed by a ghost?]

The system quickly appeared: [It's okay, just a split personality.]

Personality... Split personality? ? ?

? Still okay? ? ? ?

Shi Mu widened his eyes and growled in his heart: [You didn't say he would have a split personality! ]

The system was a little impatient: [It's just split personality, why are you so surprised? Don't you think about it, if you don't have some mental illness, are you qualified to be the villain of Jinjiang Comics?]

This...there is no fucking explanation.

Nowadays, if you don't have some split personality, mental illness, blindness, and lameness, you really don't deserve to be the male protagonist of a novel or comic, let alone the most awesome boss in the whole show. Unexpectedly, his second personality seems to be a girl...

Shi Mu raised an eyebrow, and once she accepted this setting, she suddenly felt that it was quite impressive.

She cleared her throat, called "Fu Yunshen" to sit down, and poured her a glass of wine: "That child is ignorant, I apologize to you on his behalf."

"Fuck..."

Shi Mu glanced over, and Zhou Zhi immediately quieted down, reluctantly sitting away from the two of them.

"Mumu is still the best." The cold and arrogant eyes in the past were full of grievances at this moment. "Fu Yunshen" turned his back to Shi Mu and straightened his sleeves. "I was scared to death just now. If he saw something he shouldn't have seen, I would have dug out his eyes."

Dig out eyes...

Zhou Zhi's eyeballs seemed to have sensed it and jumped twice.

Shi Mu's eyes rolled around. Even if it was a second personality, it was still Fu Yunshen. Why not take this opportunity to... complete the task!

She felt that she had found a breakthrough point.

Shi Mu desperately poured wine over: "Well, what's your name, little sister?"

"Little sister?!" Zhou Zhi pointed at "Fu Yunshen" and shouted, "Brother Mu, are you blind? It's true that he has become effeminate due to alcohol poisoning, but his huge penis is still there!"

Seeing that "Fu Yunshen" was about to get angry, Shi Mu stopped him, anxiously took two skewers of meat and stuffed them into Zhou Zhi's arms, and pushed him to the house, "Be good, nephew, we are going to discuss adult topics now, and you, a little kid, don't interrupt."

Looking at the skewers in his hand, Zhou Zhi was distracted for

a moment, and quickly said, "I haven't eaten the chicken wings yet!" Shi Mu stuffed all the chicken wings into his hands again.

Even if he was not happy, Zhou Zhi turned around and went back to the house.

Shi Mu sat down next to "Fu Yunshen" again, with a smile on his face, "What's your name, little sister?"

"Fu Yunshen" lifted his hair and said, "Yun Shen, the Yun in Yunyunzhongsheng, Shen means deep and shallow, you can call me Yunyun."

Then he held his face with both hands and looked at Shi Mu foolishly.

This, who can bear this!

Shi Mu covered his heart and looked away with a panicked expression.

After his pounding heart calmed down, Shi Mu mustered up the courage to look at Fu Yunshen's face, "Are you the second personality?"

"I guess so." She looked at her fingers, "Here, do you have nail polish? Boys are just not careful and don't take good care of their nails."

"..." Shame on her, she has never taken care of her nails in her life.

Shi Mu looked up: "Do you appear as soon as you drink?"

Fu Yunshen tilted her head in thought. This cute and coquettish little action made Shi Mu's heart ache again. She nodded: "More or less."

"Then does Fu Yunshen know of your existence?"

"Of course not." Fu Yunshen answered decisively, "If he knew, he would definitely kill me."

This is true. With Fu Yunshen's manic temper, he will definitely find a way to kill this personality, especially... this personality is a little princess.

Shi Mu's mind moved slightly, and he put several bottles of fruit wine in front of the little princess Fu Yunshen, and kept coaxing her to drink: "Come on, drink more, don't be polite, if it's not enough, I'll go out and buy some beer."

The little princess was stunned at first, and her face turned red immediately: "You, you are so busy pouring wine for me, do you want to do something to me?"

The face is Fu Yunshen's face, and the body is also Fu Yunshen's body. She insists on using this face and this body to act like a shy daughter. Shi Mu suppressed his psychological discomfort and said, "I just want to talk to you. Fu Yunshen usually doesn't pay much attention to me."

Fu Yunshen exclaimed, "How could it be, he obviously likes talking to you."

Shi Mu was stunned.

She said, "I am three years older than him. I watched him grow up. This kid doesn't like to talk to people. After you came, he talked more and laughed more. He likes you."

Shi Mu's eyes widened slightly.

Like, like? ? ? ?

These two words made her feel out of place for a while.

Shi Mu waved her hands repeatedly: "Sister, don't joke. If you say you love me like a brother, I can accept it. What's the point of a grown man saying like or not?"

Gay inside gay.

Fu Yunshen smiled, with deep thoughts in her eyes.

What she said was not a lie. Although she only came out once every few years, she knew Fu Yunshen. She could see clearly whether she liked someone or hated someone. It was just a pity that boys were stubborn and stubborn. They didn't even realize their ignorant feelings.

Fu Yunshen drank too much and his cheeks were red. Shi Mu saw that the time had come, so he hurried over and seduced the little princess in a low voice, "Sister, do you think the moonlight is beautiful today?"

She raised her head and took a look: "It's beautiful. The moon is really big." "

..." Do the little princesses now speak so roughly? "

I need a sister. What do you think about us becoming sworn brothers?"

Shi Mu bit his lip and waited for the little princess to reply with expectation.

"Then kiss me first."

She pointed at her face with a narrow look.

Kiss...

kiss if you want! !

As long as the task is completed, a kiss won't hurt! ! !

Shi Mu picked up the fruit wine and drank it all. After taking a deep breath, she pouted her lips righteously.

Her smile deepened, and her eyes were full of pride that her plan had succeeded. When Shi Mu's rosy lips were about to touch her cheek, Fu Yunshen was ready to return the control of his body to Fu Yunshen, but at this moment -

"Brother Mu, calm down!"

Pah.

Half a grapefruit suddenly flew out of the window and hit Fu Yunshen's back of the head accurately. The smile on her face froze, her body swayed twice, and she fell to the ground like a scallion. The fruit wine was brought down by her arms, and the orange-yellow liquid instantly spilled all over her clothes and pants.

Shi Mu, who was still pouting, said: "..."

"Ah!" Zhou Zhi came back to his senses, "I threw it by mistake..."

He originally wanted to hit Shi Mu with a red date, but he didn't expect that he would pick up the grapefruit next to the red date in excitement.

Zhou Zhi quickly thought it over, "It's okay, I guess he won't die."

Guess?

If this mother dies, it's all over, okay! !

Shi Mu is now in tears, she is only 0.01 centimeters away from completing the mission, and only 0.01 seconds away from returning home, but - everything was ruined by her nephew! ! !

System: [My condolences, host, you must be very unfortunate to be able to continue to complete the mission with me.]

Shi Mu: [Get lost.]

The system emitted two harsh brain waves, probably laughing.

Shi Mu couldn't laugh, her tears flowed in her stomach.

The moonlight was cool and the night was quiet. The boy lying on the ground did not move for a long time. Zhou Zhi came out trotting in his slippers. He first looked at Fu Yunshen and stepped lightly on his face with his toes.

There was no movement.

Zhou Zhi panicked: "Is he dead?"

"Brother Shen, you can't die!"

Still no movement.

Shi Mu panicked too. The mission did not say what would happen to the host if the target of the mission died. She couldn't commit suicide with him, could she?

"Fu Yunshen, are you dead? If you are dead, just make a sound!" Shi Mu fell in front of him and reached out to pat his handsome face.

The boy's eyes were tightly closed, and he did not respond no matter how they shouted.

Shi Mu looked up: "You hit him, now give him artificial respiration."

As he said that, he stood up and made way.

Zhou Zhi had a tangled look on his face: "No, it's not good."

Shi Mu said aggressively: "Then it would be better if he died?"

There was a little truth in what he said.

Zhou Zhi had lived for so long and finally had two brothers. It would be too stupid if he killed one of them with a grapefruit. Besides, Fu Yunshen had extraordinary abilities. If he turned into a ghost, he would probably be a powerful ghost king. What if he came to take his life?

Zhou Zhi swallowed his saliva with a gurgle, slowly approached, leaned over, and pried open Fu Yunshen's mouth with his hands. He closed his eyes, felt hatred in his heart, and puffed up his cheeks to breathe in.

Fu Yunshen, who had fainted and was about to reach the gates of hell, always felt his scalp tingling and his back cold. A strong desire to live pulled him back from the half-dead state.

Swish.

He opened his eyes and looked at Zhou Zhi's face which was close to him.

Bang.

A fist hit Zhou Zhi's eye socket.

"Fuck!" Zhou Zhi covered his eyes and cried out in pain, stepping back repeatedly, "Great, I'm not dead!! Great

, the first kiss is still there!!

Shi Mu also breathed a sigh of relief. He could hit someone in this state, which meant that he was fine.

After throwing that conditioned reflex punch, the drunk Fu Yunshen fell to the cold ground again. Shi Mu looked embarrassed as he looked at the boy with a frown and humming from time to time.

They couldn't go home in this state, so they could only make do here for the night.

This house has two bedrooms, a master bedroom and a guest bedroom. However, due to lack of time, the guest bedroom has not been cleaned yet, and there are no pillows or quilts. It is definitely not suitable for living. There are three of them, so only two can sleep on the big bed in the master bedroom, and the remaining one will have to sleep on the sofa for the night.

Shi Mu glanced at Fu Yunshen, who frowned and looked sad.

The boss was still drunk, and it was very likely that his personality had not switched back. It was unrealistic to let a girl sleep with Zhou Zhi. She was not worried about what Zhou Zhi would do, but she was afraid that... the irritable Yunyun would lose control of his temper and chop Zhou Zhi to death.

So, she could only let her sleep with Fu Yunshen.

Headache.

I never thought that the sleeping mission would be completed like this.