Zhou Zhi was making a lot of noise, and the smell of beef residue in his mouth made Fu Yunshen feel uncomfortable and he stepped back. Zhou Zhi was afraid that he would run away, so he held Fu Yunshen's neck tightly, looked around, and after making sure that there was no one around, he whispered: "Brother Shen, I don't know if I should talk about this or not..."
Fu Yunshen shook his hand away: "Don't talk about it."
Zhou Zhi slapped his thigh: "This is about Brother Mu's chastity, are you sure I shouldn't talk about it?!"
Chastity?
Fu Yunshen stopped, his black eyes were misty, and his thin lips were slightly pursed: "I'll give you three seconds."
Zhou Zhi: "I think Xia Hangyi has taken a liking to our Brother Mu."
No more, no less, exactly three seconds.
Fu Yunshen frowned and looked at him as if he were a psychopath.
Zhou Zhi knew that people would not believe him, so he added: "I saw it with my own eyes. Xia Hangyi's screensaver was set with Mu Ge's photo, and so was his WeChat background picture. Oh, and it was also the theme page. Many of them were secretly taken. I also looked at the album. Did you know?" Zhou Zhi swallowed, "There is a category in his album, and it says Shi Mu, the male god. Oh my God, I get goosebumps."
Zhou Zhi rubbed his arms. Tell me, who in normal times would save photos of their roommates in their mobile phone? If you save it, just save it. And you use it as the background. If you tell others about it, people will misunderstand you.
Fu Yunshen frowned even more: "Are you telling the truth?"
Zhou Zhi: "Why would I use this to deceive you? I don't know how to tell Brother Mu. Brother Mu is so innocent, he must be scared. I originally thought that Lao Xia was attracted to Bei Ling. Now I think that Lao Xia might want to use Bei Ling to get close to our Brother Mu. After all, Bei Ling and Brother Mu train together every day. Wow, he is so well hidden."
Zhou Zhi felt that there was nothing wrong with his analysis.
Fu Yunshen lowered his eyes, his eyes were deep.
He didn't say anything, turned around and went straight back to the dormitory. In the dormitory, Shi Mu and Xia Hang were talking happily. He pursed his lips and his face immediately sank.
Fu Yunshen threw his things on the ground, came to Xia Hangyi, and stretched out his hands to him: "Xia Hangyi, let me see your phone."
Xia Hangyi was a little confused: "Huh?"
"My phone is out of battery, I want to call a friend."
After Shi Mu pondered for a while, he said very straightforwardly: "Brother Shen, do you have other friends besides us 415?"
Fu Yunshen was choked by this and was speechless for a while. He glared at Shi Mu fiercely and said: "Why the hell do you care about me."
Shi Mu chewed beef jerky and walked away. He didn't dare to care, and he couldn't care, but Fu Yunshen definitely didn't have other friends. Others would be crazy to be friends with him. Only Shi Mu could take the initiative to come to the boss.
Xia Hangyi handed the phone over.
Clicking on the screen, Shi Mu's full body came into view. Fu Yunshen took a breath and felt uncomfortable.
He threw the phone back to Xia Hangyi, "I can't remember his number."
The boy's back was very depressed.
Xia Hangyi fluttered his eyelashes in confusion, lowered his eyes and looked at the flashing screen. Amidst his chaotic thoughts, an absurd thought flashed through his mind. He squinted his eyes and smiled silently, with a look of complete understanding.
Since learning that [Xia Hangyi might like Shi Mu], Fu Yunshen has been in a very irritable state all day long. Zhou Zhi is open-minded and thinks freely. He doesn't think there is anything wrong with homosexuality. He also believes in Xia Hangyi's character and believes that Old Xia will not do something unspeakable to Shi Mu secretly. What he is considering is, if Xia Hangyi succeeds in his secret love and they are together in the future, who will be on top and who will be on the bottom in the future?
During a late night bed talk, Zhou Zhi climbed onto Shi Mu's bed and smiled at her: "Brother Mu."
Shi Mu was flipping through a book without looking up: "What are you doing?"
Zhou Zhi leaned closer and glanced up, "What kind do you like?"
This question made Fu Yunshen next to him prick up his ears.
Shi Mu turned a page and said: "Big breasts."
Zhou Zhi: "Then what do you think of a big dick?"
Shi Mu kicked him and said emotionlessly: "Get lost."
The kick made his calf ache. Zhou Zhi rubbed his calf and grinned: "I just asked for your opinion, why are you so angry?"
Shi Mu: "I don't have any opinion on a big dick, because I am a big dick." As soon as
the words came out, everyone on the bed laughed.
Xia Hang laughed at her pretending to have balls even though she didn't have any, Fu Yunshen laughed at her pretending to have a huge penis even though her penis was only 10 centimeters, Zhou Zhi just wanted to laugh.
The impudent people had already seriously hurt Shi Mu's self-esteem, and with a snap of the book, Shi Mu mercilessly dragged Zhou Zhi down.
Zhou Zhi was relentless: "Seriously, if a boy pursued you, what would you think?"
Fu Yunshen, who was typing on the computer, stopped his fingertips and glanced at Shi Mu secretly.
She chewed the newly bought snacks, her eyes wandered on the book, her expression was neither salty nor bland, and there was no unnecessary reaction. Fu Yunshen's heart was beating like a drum, and he couldn't help but get nervous.
Shi Mu said, "It's not a crime to like someone. I don't have any thoughts. If a boy really pursues me, I hope he will be a gentleman and not disturb my life after I reject him. The same goes for girls."
It's not against the law to like someone, and no one can completely control their emotions. Others have the right to pursue her, and she also has the right to reject him. But if the other party's pursuit is obsessive and pathological, then it's not appropriate.
Fu Yunshen's eyes flickered, and he retracted his gaze, and his fingers continued to type on the keyboard.
Zhou Zhi glanced at Xia Hangyi cautiously and coughed lightly: "What if Brother Shen pursues you."
After saying this, Fu Yunshen typed a string of hahahahahaha with trembling hands. He took a deep breath and slowly deleted all the unnecessary words.
Fu Yunshen pursues her?
Shi Mu looked at the bed beside her, blinked, smiled with dimples, and said in a pinch: "Brother Shen's parents are both dead, he has a house and a car, and most importantly, he is handsome. If he pursues me, I will definitely sit on the ground and ejaculate, and I am willing to sacrifice myself."
She said this completely to tease Fu Yunshen. Most boys would be 100% embarrassed and angry to hear this. Fu Yunshen is usually like a dead person, but once teased, he looks particularly cute when angry. Shi Mu likes to see him cute.
Who would have thought that this time the boy was not angry. The boy on the bed glanced to the side and smiled faintly: "I remember everything you said."
?
Shi Mu's smile froze. Thinking that he was going to remember to settle the score later, he hurriedly said: "Brother, don't, I, I was joking."
Are you joking?
In Fu Yunshen's view, jokes are a reflection of one's inner thoughts, so... the gay must have some feelings for him! He was in
a good mood, and even Zhou Zhi, who kept telling farts, seemed to be more pleasing to his eyes.
He closed the document he was updating, created a new document, and typed the title of the book on it - "My Brother is Gay".
That night, Shi Mu couldn't help but read Fu Yunshen's novel before going to bed. In this chapter, Fu Yunshen did not mention her, and the plot directly jumped to the climax. When she was enjoying it, she saw the bottom. For the first time, Fu Yunshen wrote an author's note.
[Author's note: It's boring, a pit.]
A pit...? ? ? ? ?
This fucking... is actually a pit? ? ?
Looking at the comments again, they are all well-received.
[Ahhh, the pre-collected article is erotic! ! ]
[You are about to be cheated, the world is really boring, one person wrote in blood to ask for a pornographic story! ]
[Two people wrote in blood to ask for a pornographic story! ]
[I support you to cheat, this book makes me so angry! ]
[This rubbish author cheats me if he says so, refund my money! ]
What's going on?
Feeling confused, Shi Mu opened Fu Yunshen's column and saw the eye-catching pre-collected articles.
"My Brother is Gay"
copywriting: When you stare at huge breasts, the huge penis is staring at you.
"..."
Hey, Fu Yunshen, you are so coquettish.
No, is Fu Yunshen taking her as the source of inspiration again? They say that art comes from life, but his inspiration comes from his roommate?
Shi Mu clicked his tongue twice, secretly saved the article, closed his phone and closed his eyes.
What is unexpected is that Fu Yunshen's Crispy Duck Literature, which is extremely vulgar from the title to the text, has become popular. It has been collected 800 times after just 20,000 words! You should know that all the articles he wrote before only have 1,000 collections. What is even more unbelievable to Shi Mu is that his writing style suddenly changed from gloomy and heavy to light and silly. Hundreds of comments are all hahaha, and even Shi Mu is very happy to read it. Sure enough,
children are children, and mortals are mortals. No matter how cool the big guys pretend to be, they still have a silly heart.
In a blink of an eye, the second round of the radio gymnastics competition is over. Shi Mu and Bei Ling will go to No. 1 Middle School to participate in the finals. There are a total of ten teams shortlisted this time, and the top three will receive rewards.
After learning that the competition venue is in No. 1 Middle School, Shi Mu didn't want to go.
She has a shadow on No. 1 Middle School. Now Shi Mu has been reborn and transformed successfully. Her classmates will not recognize her as the barber who did haircuts and styling. But there is still an uncertain factor, that factor is Shi Li. As twin brother and sister, Shi Li recognized who she was at the first sight. Now going there to compete, who knows what he will do. It's worrying.
The competition time is at 10 o'clock on Saturday morning. Old Huang will lead the players to No. 1 Middle School. Shi Mu dislikes the trouble of running around, so after explaining it to the dormitory manager, she stayed in the dormitory. Because Bei Ling also wanted to go to the competition, she naturally stayed in school for one night, and Xia Hangyi, who lived with her, also stayed with her.
To Shi Mu's surprise, Fu Yunshen did not go home either.
As dusk approached, the huge dormitory building gradually emptied out. Shi Mu looked at the dusk outside and glanced at Fu Yunshen. "You're not leaving?"
He held his chin with one hand and worked hard on the practice test paper. "I don't want to go back."
"Oh." Shi Mu bit the tip of the pen and continued to do his homework.
"Shi Mu, can you teach me this question?" Xia Hang pulled a chair towards her and pointed at the problem in the math book and asked seriously.
Shi Mu came over to help explain.
The dim light of the sunset enveloped the two of them like a layer of gauze. She lowered her head, her black hair obediently stuck to her face, her lips moved, and her voice was clean and pleasant.
Fu Yunshen narrowed his eyes and turned the black ballpoint pen in his hand around and around.
"Do you understand what I said?" After Shi Mu finished explaining a question, Xia Hangyi nodded, thanked him and continued to do other things.
"Shi Mu."
"Ah?" She looked up at Fu Yunshen, "What's wrong?"
Fu Yunshen frowned, "I don't know how to do this set of questions either, can you teach me?" Shi
Mu pursed his lips, "No, you are such a good student, why do you need me to teach you."
His face darkened and his expression gradually became unfriendly.
Xia Hangyi moved his lips, "Yunshen, how about I teach you? Our learning progress should be the same. Except for the question I didn't know, I can do all the others."
Fu Yunshen looked at him and said unhappily, "I am such a good student, why do I need you to teach me?"
Xia Hangyi, who was frustrated, rubbed his face and huddled in a corner to study pitifully.
The dormitory was silent. Fu Yunshen leaned against the back of the chair, his sharp eyes fixed on Shi Mu, who straightened her back and began to write an English book. She had a nice figure and an elegant posture.
Fu Yunshen thought of Xia Hangyi's mobile phone screen, which he had not changed, and felt a little uncomfortable.
"Shi Mu, come here."
Shi Mu sighed helplessly, and his eyes fell on him again: "Good brother, what's wrong with you?"
Fu Yunshen urged impatiently: "I told you to come over."
Shi Mu rolled his eyes, put down his pen and walked over. He suddenly grabbed Shi Mu's wrist and pulled him over.
The two of them squeezed on the small stool.
Shi Mu felt a little uncomfortable and was struggling to get up. Fu Yunshen grabbed her with his long arms, held her tightly in his arm loop, and ordered coldly: "Don't move."
Fu Yunshen picked up his phone, turned on the beauty camera, and aimed the lens at them.
Shi Mu's eyelids jumped: "No way, Brother Shen, why are you using the Kai Beauty Camera?"
Fu Yunshen's ears turned red, but he didn't answer.
She tilted her head, blinked, and joked: "Is it because of the pimple on your face?"
Fu Yunshen pinched her face: "Look at the camera."
Shi Mu chuckled and looked at the camera obediently.
With a click, the picture of the two people side by side was frozen.
In the dusk, the summer breeze was gentle, and in the photo, Shi Mu smiled and leaned on the boy's shoulder, looking young and beautiful.
Fu Yunshen relaxed his brows, secretly changed the main screen, and then took Shi Mu's phone: "Password."
"014250."
After unlocking the phone, Fu Yunshen sent the photo to her, and then set the screen for her.
Shi Mu raised an eyebrow.
Fu Yunshen threw the phone back to her, and warned her with a deep look: "You are not allowed to change it in the future, understand?"
Looking at the photo, Shi Mu's eyebrows twitched fiercely: "Brother Shen, your photo is too ugly..."
With the level of straight men's photography, it looks like two big-headed dolls, and even the beauty camera can't save it.
Fu Yunshen had a blank expression and emphasized: "You are not allowed to change it."
Shi Mu waved his hands: "Okay, okay, I won't change it." He
put down the phone, stood up and returned to his seat.
Fu Yunshen's lips curled up, and like a winner, he provoked Xia Hangyi: "You can find Zhou Zhi, I believe he will be happy to do it."
Xia Hangyi: ? ? ?
At 8:30 on Saturday morning, Lao Huang came to pick someone up. When he saw Shi Mu at the school gate, Lao Huang's eyes lit up instantly.
The boy has fair skin, bright eyes and eyebrows, and stands with his shoulders straight and graceful. Yingnan's exquisitely crafted dark blue uniform makes her look noble. Not to mention that she is going to participate in a radio gymnastics competition, even if she says she is going to a fashion show, people will believe it.
After a while, Beiling also came out trotting.
The girl has a little lily hairpin on her head, and a uniform skirt of the same color. She has beautiful features and lively eyes. The picture of her standing with Shi Mu is very beautiful.
The weather has been hot recently, and students don’t wear uniforms properly. The school can’t control it. Lao Huang really wants to take a photo of the two of them and post it at the door. He believes that other people will wear it obediently when they see it.
Shi Mu walked over and said, "Teacher Huang, we are all packed and can go."
Lao Huang looked Shi Mu up and down, and the more he looked, the more satisfied he became; "Have you had breakfast?"
Shi Mu nodded.
"Okay, let's go!" Just
as Lao Huang was about to get on the bus, he heard a voice coming from not far away. Fu Yunshen and Xia Hangyi were walking towards them slowly. Fu Yunshen put his hands in his pockets, glanced at Shi Mu, and raised his chin slightly: "Take me a ride."
Shi Mu glanced at Lao Huang and said, "We are going to the competition."
He nodded: "I know."
Shi Mu said: "Since you know, let's take the bus back with Xia Hangyi."
Fu Yunshen: "The two of us will be cheerleaders for you." He clenched his fist and made a cheering gesture, smiling playfully, "Shi Mu Shi Mu, enemy grave."
"......?"
Is this kid up to no good and want to cause trouble?