At eight o'clock in the morning, Zhou Zhi and Xia Hang came in a hurry.
The two of them had been exposed to the sun in the village for a semester, and they were already very dark, especially Zhou Zhi, who was wearing a large vest and sandals, with a shaved head and a pointed head. He looked like a silly boy in the mountain village, and he didn't look like a rich kid at all.
After entering the hotel room, Zhou Zhi took off his shirt in front of everyone, took a gulp of cold water, and breathed a sigh of relief.
"Did you only book one room?" Zhou Zhi looked around and was very satisfied with the big bed under his butt.
Fu Yunshen nodded and said, "One bed is enough for you and Lao Xia, it would be a waste to book another
one." Zhou Zhi was open-minded and it didn't matter if he slept with his brother.
Shi Mu on the side looked at Fu Yunshen with a meaningful look.
She was not stupid, of course she knew what the little bastard was thinking.
Shi Mu smacked his lips and said, "I'll go home tonight."
Zhou Zhi's eyes widened: "We just came back and you're leaving?"
Shi Mu said, "I haven't finished my summer homework yet, and school will start in a week. It will be too late if I don't finish it."
Zhou Zhi: "You are so smart, it won't take you long to finish your homework, why don't you stay and play with us brothers."
Shi Mu ignored him.
"Speaking of which, where is Lingling? Isn't Lingling here too?"
Just after Zhou Zhi asked, Bei Ling's little head popped out from behind the door, waved her hand and quickly withdrew.
Xia Hang pushed Zhou Zhi's arm and said, "Put on your clothes."
Zhou Zhi pouted and didn't care: "Men all dress like this, it's okay if they see it."
Xia Hang looked cold, Zhou Zhi didn't dare to say anything, just found a shirt and put it on.
"Have you had breakfast?"
Zhou Zhi said, "I had it in the car, let's go, let's go out for a walk."
Before waiting for a few people to respond, Zhou Zhi picked up Shi Mu and took her out of the room.
Looking at the two figures leaving intimately, Fu Yunshen's eyes were as sharp as a blade.
"Are you leaving, Old Xia?" Fu Yunshen asked with a sidelong glance.
Xia Hang glanced at Bei Ling behind the door, smiled softly, and shook his head: "I'm not going, Bei Ling, do you want to have breakfast with me?"
Bei Ling blinked, blushed and nodded.
Zhou Zhi has no tact, but she does. She took advantage of Shi Mu for the whole night yesterday. If she follows him now, she will be annoying.
Fu Yunshen thought it was just right that the two of them did not go, so he followed them without forcing them.
This resort is built on the hillside, surrounded by forests on both sides. If you are lucky, you can even see wild animals sneaking in from the neighboring ridge.
Zhou Zhi is curious and strong, so he pulled Shi Mu up the mountain in a short while.
Looking down from above, the morning mist was lingering, shrouding the green mountains like ink, the blue sea was vast, and the scenery was like a dream.
The three of them were tired, so they found a flat place to rest and enjoy the scenery.
Zhou Zhi couldn't help but take this opportunity to spit mud at Shi Mu and Fu Yunshen: "Brother Mu, do you remember the Yueyue incident? After that stinky guy was arrested, he returned all the money he had defrauded. Since Yueyue killed someone, her family members were arrested for investigation. So a bunch of messy relatives came to claim property in the name of taking care of Kang Kang, or they just stayed at home and refused to leave. Later, Old Xia told me that these people were eating up the family's property. Oh, if I were not young, I really wanted to adopt Kang Kang." After saying that, he sighed heavily. Kang Kang's favorite sister died, and his parents were such bad people. Who knows how hard his life will be in the future.
"And what's more, the immortal clearly said himself that he was a liar, and the police also issued a notice, but that group of ignorant villagers still firmly believed that the immortal Liu was real. They also said that the snake demon attached to Yueyue had cast a spell and wanted to burn Yueyue's body and sink the ashes into the river. Old Xia fought with them desperately to grab her and got a knife on the shoulder. Do you think those people are sick?"
Shi Mu was shocked after hearing this, and asked hurriedly: "Is Xia Hangyi okay? Why didn't you tell us about such a big thing?" If she knew the consequences would be like this, she would never leave these two people.
Zhou Zhi said, "The wound is not deep. He didn't tell you because he was afraid you would worry. By the way, don't tell Bei Ling about this. Don't scare her."
Shi Mu frowned. It is said that bad mountains and bad waters produce bad people, but she thinks that most people in the mountains are simple and kind. No matter how much they blame, they still blame superstition. Thinking of Yueyue, Shi Mu's heart surged with sadness again.
"Let's go down the mountain. There's nothing to see."
Shi Mu looked at them and pursed his lips: "You go first. I want to pee." I drank too much water in the morning and couldn't hold it in.
Zhou Zhi said hurry up and went down first.
Fu Yunshen leaned close to her ear and whispered: "Standing is not good for your body."
"..."
"...Get out."
Fu Yunshen smiled softly and got out.
Shi Mu got into the bushes, unbuttoned his pants and squatted down when there was no one around.
It was her first time doing something that polluted the environment, so she was naturally a little nervous.
While she was peeing, something suddenly touched her butt. It felt a bit like a human hand, and it had body temperature. Shi Mu was so scared that her heart shrank. She pulled up her pants and rolled to the side, staring at the creature that appeared out of nowhere with wide eyes.
The little thing huddled behind the grass, its eyes rolling, its long golden hair, and it was looking at Shi Mu with its little head tilted.
This seemed to be... a monkey?
Or a golden monkey!!
In this case, her butt being touched by a monkey was... a monkey stealing peaches???
As her thoughts jumped, the little monkey, who was only a few months old, jumped to Shi Mu, grabbed her pants and legs and lay on her body, pulling her clothes frantically with its two claws.
Shi Mu was startled, and hurriedly pushed the monkey down: "Get out, I'm not your mother."
The monkey curled up on the ground and squeaked aggrievedly.
Shi Mu scratched her head, feeling sorry for it.
Seeing that the monkey was not yet an adult, and she didn't know if it was three months old, and it was a national protected animal, it would be cruel to leave it here.
She coughed lightly: "I'll hold you, don't pull me."
The little monkey didn't know if he understood, and carefully opened his arms to Shi Mu. Shi Mu picked it up, and the little guy curled up in her arms, biting his little finger, and really didn't move anymore. Shi Mu thought that this monkey was quite smart.
After going down the mountain, she saw Zhou Zhi and Fu Yunshen waiting in the distance.
Seeing Shi Mu holding a monkey in his arms, Zhou Zhi was shocked: "Oh my
god, Brother Mu gave birth to a monkey after not seeing you for a while?" "Get lost, you just gave birth to a monkey." Shi Mu kicked him.
Zhou Zhi looked up and down at the baby monkey, and said twice: "This little peculiar monkey looks weird."
The little monkey seemed to hear him mocking it, turned around and spit on Zhou Zhi's face, grinned, and shrank back into Shi Mu's arms.
Zhou Zhi, who was so angry, naturally couldn't stand it. Just when he was thinking about spanking the monkey's butt hard, Fu Yunshen's voice rang out; "It is illegal to harm the first-class protected animals in the country."
Zhou Zhi: "...Fuck, this monkey is still in prison."
Don't mess with it. Don't mess with it.
Fu Yunshen asked, "Where did you find it?"
Shi Mu said, "Is your uncle still raising monkeys in this resort?"
Fu Yunshen took a few steps forward, teased the little monkey with his slender fingertips, and said with his eyes downcast, "It is estimated that it ran over from the next hill. Last time, I heard that a female monkey was found in Lingshan. It escaped from the hands of poachers. This little monkey should have been abandoned at that time."
"Poor little guy..." Fu Yunshen's eyebrows softened.
"Then let's hand it over to the resort management first. We don't know how to take care of it if we leave it here."
Fu Yunshen nodded and took Shi Mu to find the resort manager.
Along the way, the little monkey in Shi Mu's arms attracted many people's attention. Zhou Zhi's hands were itchy, and he couldn't help but act coquettishly to Shi Mu and ask for the monkey, "Brother Mu, let me hold you."
The little monkey seemed to understand, and bared its teeth at Zhou Zhi, hugged Shi Mu's neck and refused to let go. After a while, it stretched out its hand to Fu Yunshen.
Fu Yunshen took it, and the monkey was very obedient in his arms.
Zhou Zhi put his hands on the back of his head, curled his lips and looked disdainful: "I don't even want to hold you, you stinky."
The little monkey jumped onto Fu Yunshen's shoulder and stretched out its claws to pull off a few strands of hair.
Soon the manager was found. Seeing the little monkey, the manager did not dare to neglect it and called the police in a hurry. During the waiting time, Shi Mu asked someone to make a bottle of goat milk powder and sent it over, hoping to fill the monkey's stomach first.
As a result, it did not appreciate it. It closed its mouth and hid from the bottle. Its little paws tightly pulled at Fu Yunshen's chest, and cried miserably from time to time.
Shi Mu concentrated for a moment and understood everything: "Fu Yunshen, it recognizes you as its mother." ? ? ? ?
Shi Mu said again: "Why don't you feed it?"
"......???"
Zhou Zhi; "Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha." Mercilessly laughed.
The monkey refused to give in and continued to pull at Fu Yunshen's clothes on his chest. In the end, it couldn't tear it apart, so it just used its mouth to suck and bite.
Fu Yunshen's body shuddered, his face darkened. He tried to pull it out but was afraid of hurting the tiny golden monkey. In the end, he could only cover his chest with his hands and said angrily: "Look at the excitement? Help me get it off."
Shi Mu blinked and spread his hands, indicating that he was powerless.
"Get out of the way, I'll do it--!" Suddenly, Zhou Zhi came over with a circle of tape.
Zhou Zhi tore off the tape, took the milk bottle, and then wrapped the milk bottle tightly around Fu Yunshen's nipples in Fu Yunshen's puzzled eyes.
"Okay." Zhou Zhi clapped his hands after the task was completed, with a very proud smile on his face.
The little monkey looked at the small nipple of the milk bottle, his eyes lit up, and he pulled Fu Yunshen and sucked it.
Fu Yunshen: "..."
Fu Yunshen: "...!!!!" Fuck your master Zhou Zhi!!!
The way he was breastfeeding was extremely humiliating, but he couldn't move. Even if he could move, he couldn't tear off the tape with one hand. Feeling the strange gaze from the resort manager, Fu Yunshen blushed and said a thousand dirty words.
Zhou Zhi had already collapsed to the ground with laughter, slapping his thighs wildly, and mocking wildly: "Brother Shen, you will definitely be a good father in the future, hahahahahaha."
Fu Yunshen, who was nailed to the pillar of shame, clenched his fists and gritted his teeth: "Wait for me to deal with you later, son."
After Shi Mu took out his mobile phone and secretly sent the photo of Fu Yunshen breastfeeding to the group, Xia Hang replied in a second.
[Countryside Farmers; Golden Monkey Milk Candy? ? ? ? ? ]
Zhou Zhi saw this message: "Hahahaha!" laughed even louder.
[qaq: Go back and wait. ]
[System prompt: Countryside Farmers, leave this group. ]
Haha.
Is it useful to quit the group?
Doesn't he know there is a phrase called "paying the price later"? Naive.
At this moment, the door of the office was pushed open, and four or five uniformed policemen came in one after another. They all fell silent when they saw Fu Yunshen, who was breastfeeding with tape tied in the middle.
One of the female policemen blushed and said, "Children nowadays are quite experienced in life."
Fu Yunshen: "..."
Today's big guys are still undignified.