Even Xiao Yuan was starting to believe it. It wasn't that he believed in their poor acting skills, but rather that he couldn't believe they were so bold!
The group returned home in a grand procession, but Shen Meng left halfway there. She had originally planned to go to Song Yan'er's house for dinner, but when faced with the choice between dinner and her life, Shen Meng wisely chose her life!
So he gave Song Yan'er a helpless look and ran off!
As for the old lady, she whispered a few words in Song Yan'er's ear at the door, then excused herself, saying she was tired from shopping and needed to rest, and left.
Song Yan'er...
Why am I always the one who gets hurt?
"My lord~"
Xiao Yang: "Let's talk about it in the room!"
So Song Yan'er, like a wilted flower, followed behind Xiao Yang with her head down.
Only after seeing Song Yan'er and Xiao Yang enter the room did the old lady peek out from behind the door: "Better a poor friend than a dead friend, Yan'er, good luck to you! I'm old and can't take any more shocks. Amitabha, I will pray for you, and I hope you can still get out of bed tomorrow!" After saying that, she closed the door with a sly smile on her face!
Song Yan'er followed Xiao Yang into the room. As she was contemplating how to face what had happened that day, Xiao Yang stopped in front of her, and Song Yan'er, not paying attention, bumped into him! The pain brought tears to her eyes!
"What are you thinking about? You're not even looking where you're going! Let me check if you're bleeding!" Although he was still angry, it didn't stop Xiao Yang from caring about Song Yan'er.
Song Yan'er was only in pain for a moment, and the pain subsided after that initial shock. However, seeing Xiao Yang's noticeably softened attitude, Song Yan'er decided to continue pretending to the end!
My nose hurts so much!
Xiao Yang looked at the nose, which wasn't even red...
"Does my sister think I'm easy to fool?!" Song Yan'er looked at the boy's indifferent expression and instantly felt that she was being incredibly unreasonable. How could she have done such a thing?
No! Me
"Third Young Master, are you there?"
A series of urgent knocks interrupted Song Yan'er's words, but regardless, she breathed a sigh of relief!
"Third Young Master, the Fourth Prince says he has something urgent and wants you to come over!" Upon seeing Xiao Yang open the door, he quickly spoke up, indicating that the matter must be very urgent.
Xiao Yang understood the importance of the matter, so he said, "Yan'er, I'm going next door. You should rest for a bit!"
Song Yan'er suppressed the urge to smile and said, "Okay, go ahead, I'll wait for you at home!"
Watching Xiao Yang leave, Song Yan'er lay down on the bed in a starfish position, her mind blank! The corners of her mouth slowly began to turn up, until Song Yan'er heard the sound of the door opening. Thinking that Xiao Yang had returned, she suddenly stood up, almost hitting her head on the edge of the bed.
But they saw an old lady searching the entire house like a thief!
"Hey, you really left. You've dodged another bullet. I thought you wouldn't be able to leave the house tomorrow!"
Song Yan'er...
"You're a grandmother, can't you be a little more tactful in your words?"
"What's there to be afraid of? I don't act like this with others. It's just that I forget my age as soon as I see someone from my hometown! You have no idea how dignified I was when I was in the palace!"
The Empress Dowager wanted to say that as long as you put on that gorgeous dress and headdress and adopt that haughty posture, even if you have no temperament, you can still appear to be extremely dignified.
Of course, the old lady was not just a pretty face who was able to help her son sit in that extremely prestigious position among all the princes!
Song Yan'er: "Anyway, you're the Empress Dowager, so you're right!"
He looked utterly helpless; he never imagined the Empress Dowager would be like this!
The old lady smiled smugly.
"Yan'er, do you still have the fruit candies you took out last time? I especially love the orange flavor, my mouth has been so bitter lately! And the chocolate too! I haven't felt this satisfied in so long! It's like drinking a whole cup of milk tea, the taste is just awful!"
"Milk tea, Yan'er, do you know how to make milk tea? Oh dear, how could I forget such a wonderful thing!"
Song Yan'er...
"Grandma, do you think I'm in the mood to make milk tea right now? Xiao Yang just left, it's not like he's never coming back! He's still angry!"
"Didn't I tell you? Fights in bed are resolved in bed. There's nothing that can't be solved with sex. If that doesn't work, then have sex twice! Take the initiative, seduce him, and then it'll all fall into place naturally, isn't that great!" The old lady said something shocking.
Song Yan'er...
"As expected, old ginger is still spicy!"
Song Yan'er didn't want to say that this was actually her plan too; after thinking it over, she felt it was the best solution!
Seeing Song Yan'er's somewhat agreeable expression, he continued to speak eloquently, "You need to let him know how good your sister is, make him unable to leave you, you know, right? Be a little more daring, be a little more open-minded. Haven't you ever seen Japanese adult films? You need to make good use of this in real life, don't waste such good resources. Understand? Only the two of us here have the honor of having seen them, you have no idea how conservative the pornographic books here are!"
Song Yan'er...
I'm still young! When I watch Japanese adult films, I always watch them under the covers; I would never go around telling everyone that I've seen them.
Song Yan'er gave the old lady a meaningful look: "Grandma, did you win over the late emperor with those Japanese adult films? What tricks did you use? I don't have any experience, tell me so I can learn from you!"
The old lady immediately smacked Song Yan'er on the head: "You have no manners! What are you saying! Making fun of your grandma! Humph, let me tell you, if you can't make the milk tea, I'll have Xiao Yang give you a good beating!"
Watching the old lady flee in panic, Song Yan'er found it rare to see such a shy old lady. Judging from the looks of it, she must have used quite a few tricks!
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