Chapter 190: A Passerby in the Immortal World 22
"When I first arrived, who knew who was from Qingfeng Village?
Besides, who knows if they'll just kill people and steal things and go up the mountain!" Baozi also muttered.
After a while, Baozi's eyes lit up, and he suddenly said excitedly: "Why don't you change your clothes and go back to wearing women's clothes!
I'll hide back in my space, and then you can put on some music and dance to seduce them!"
After hearing this, Zhao Xueyao's face turned black and she was speechless.
Baozi quickly explained: "Don't take it lightly!
Think about it, there are only grown men on this mountain. They won't kill women directly if they see them. They will definitely take her up the mountain to be his wife or something!
In this way, you can go up the mountain smoothly, right? "
Zhao Xueyao rolled her eyes at Baozi and said, "Do you think everyone else is a fool?
How could they not know who was coming down the mountain?
Suddenly, there's a woman dancing here. How could anyone believe it? Stop messing around!"
Baozi refused to give in, tugging at the corner of Zhao Xueyao's clothes and saying, "Give it a try. There's nothing to lose. Do you have any other better ideas now?"
Zhao Xueyao actually has a solution, but it can’t be used during the day and can only be used at night.
Seeing the enthusiastic panda cub, Zhao Xueyao said with a smile, "I'm not a good dancer. It's not attractive at all. If we want to dance, you should be the one!"
Seeing the red panda about to open its mouth to speak, Zhao Xueyao quickly continued, "Look, let's find a place that can block the sunlight.
Then use light to project the shadow, control the angle well, make the shadow become slender, and then put on a beautiful dress.
Just looking at the shadow, who can tell who is dancing!
As long as they come down the mountain and I take over, everything will be settled!"
Zhao Xueyao thought to herself, what kind of fool would go down the mountain?
The people on the mountain knew that she was the one who was doing bad things, so they would just stay away from her.
This is the first time Baozi has come up with a plan. We can't just reject it directly. We need to encourage him more!
Otherwise, what will happen if the child loses motivation in the future?
I've tried it and realized it doesn't work. I can improve it in the future and make progress slowly!
She just wanted to relax today, recharge her energy and wait for action in the evening!
Baozi tilted his head and thought for a while, then recalled Zhao Xueyao's dancing posture and said helplessly:
"Alright, I'll jump if I want, but you have to watch carefully. If someone comes down, quickly replace them, or we'll be exposed!"
Zhao Xueyao nodded repeatedly and agreed.
Zhao Xueyao was busy setting up the venue, while Baozi was looking for songs in the USB flash drive that Zhao Xueyao gave him.
When everything was ready, as soon as Baozi's music started playing, the spiritual fruit in Zhao Xueyao's mouth sprayed out with a "puff".
"The world is so big, hey, who can be as sexy as me!
Even hooligans would be scared to death when they see me!"
Zhao Xueyao laughed so hard that tears almost came out. She squatted on the ground, holding her stomach with her hands. She was laughing so hard that her whole body was shaking and she couldn't stand up at all!
This panda cub has such a wide range of hobbies!
At first it was the square style, then the unique Jay Chou style, and now it has even jumped over to the Errenzhuan style!
Baozi was dancing with great enthusiasm, kicking her legs and twisting her waist, her movements were flexible and charming.
Shaking her head and touching her thighs, her posture is even more seductive and full of temptation.
Not to mention, just looking at this shadow, there is really an indescribable charm.
The bandits on the mountain were startled by the sudden loud sound of music.
What's going on? What happened again?
After sending someone down the mountain to check, they came back to report that there was a woman's shadow dancing at the foot of the mountain.
All the bosses on the mountain were immediately furious and started cursing at the person down the mountain!
Tell me, are you a bad person?
A big guy actually put on a skirt and danced here to lure us down!
Are we all brainless idiots?
Trying to trick us into going down the mountain? No way!
What a huge benefit! A child from a powerful force doesn't even care about his reputation!
Even the beauty trap was used!
If you have the ability, come up!
Zhao Xueyao didn't hear this, otherwise she would have replied to them: "Come down!"
The bandit leaders were so angry that they were gasping for breath. They issued an order to their men: "No one is allowed to leave the mountain today. Let that pretty boy down there have his fun!
Let’s see what other tricks he can come up with!
She even wanted to lure us down to rob her. That's a nice idea.
We will stay firmly on the mountain and resolutely not leave. Let's see what tricks he has up his sleeve!"
Zhao Xueyao stayed at the foot of the mountain for a whole day and didn't move.
After Baozi had danced several times, Zhao Xueyao felt it was not right to tire the child any longer, so she said to Baozi:
"Baozi, let's just forget it, it looks like they are determined not to come down.
I've figured out a new idea. Let's take a break and try it again tonight!"
Baozi saw that it really had no effect. A few people came before, but they all took a look and ran away. It was obvious that this strategy had failed.
Baozi frowned, looking unhappy.
The first plan I came up with was ruined by these cowards. What a bunch of idiots!
"Humph, what's wrong with these guys? They have so little guts, yet they still have the nerve to call themselves bandits.
I've been jumping here for a long time, but they don't even have the courage to come down and take a look. I'm so disappointed!"
As it said this, it angrily reached out and picked up the spiritual fruit next to Zhao Xueyao, and began to chew it in big mouthfuls.
It looked as if he wanted to vent all his frustrations on this spiritual fruit.
Zhao Xueyao also echoed, "That's true! He doesn't have the aura of a mountain boss at all!
No courage at all!
I guess these people were frightened by our previous actions and now they don’t dare to come down the mountain!
They are still too timid!
Another thing is that they should know who all the people who have passed by their place are.
Suddenly there was a woman, and they were frightened again before, so it was normal for them to be cautious.
But Baozi, your plan is really great. Let's try it in another place later. It will definitely work!"
Baozi looked at Zhao Xueyao with sparkling eyes: "Of course!
Wait until I take another look at the military manuals of your world. I still don't believe that I can't come up with a good strategy!"
Zhao Xueyao nodded quickly and vigorously in affirmation.
After eating the spiritual fruit, Baozi took off her skirt and put on her old Northeastern flowered jacket.
Zhao Xueyao also put away all the things she had taken out, and then she and Baozi leaned against the tree and fell into a comfortable sleep.
When the bandit leader heard the music stop at the foot of the mountain, he sent people down to check.
The person who checked it out reported back, "That pretty boy is sleeping against a tree, hugging his bear!"
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