When he reached the river, Ye Zhiqiu began to turn over rocks in search of earthworms. There were a few kids nearby, fishing for snails and shrimp, so he had to pretend to be fishing.
After fishing for a long time, the goose feather float didn’t move at all. But what’s Ye Zhiqiu’s temper?
How can you tolerate such a thing?
So he yelled at the kids, "Hey, you bastards, how dare you come play in the water? I'm going to tell your parents and give you a good spanking."
Ye Zhiqiu's words frightened the children. They quickly shouted for mercy, "Brother Zhiqiu, please don't tell tales. We're leaving now. Don't tell tales! Otherwise, we'll tell tales too and tell Xiaolian's father about you watching her bathe!"
"You dare to slander me? This is defamation! Don't run away! I'll beat the shit out of you!"
It would be fine if I didn't mention this, but when I did, Ye Zhiqiu wanted to beat up those brats because he felt wronged!
At first, he just saw a few little ghosts lying in the grass on the hillside of the river bend. He didn't know what they were looking at, so he went over. But when they saw him, they ran around like they saw a ghost. He didn't see anything, but he was accused of peeping at Mu Xiaolian taking a bath!
If he had really seen it, Ye Zhiqiu would not deny it, but he didn't see it at all!
This was the first time he suffered such a loss, and it made him furious!
So he actually went to take a peek, and this time he was caught by the little ghosts again...
Ye Zhiqiu could only sigh, the world is going downhill, people's hearts are no longer the same! There is not a single reliable role model in Kaoshan Village, what kind of crap are they teaching?
Can't you discover the beauty of this world with eyes that are good at discovering beauty, just like me?
Superficial, so superficial!
After the little ghosts were driven away, the next step was to use the space to capture the monsters and demons underwater!
Exorcising demons and eliminating evil is the unshirkable duty of foodies like us!
It's a pity that there are no big fish here, the most are just over a kilogram. I did catch a few big turtles, but it's only been a few days since I ate them, so wouldn't it be too nutritious?
I'm originally a single young man, and this Kaoshantun is unreliable. All I gossip about all day is the trivial matters between men and women!
How could I, a man of 7.2 feet, let such trivial matters affect me? I must control myself and strive to become a man of 7.5 feet! (In ancient times, one foot was 24.2 centimeters, and the change to 33 centimeters was made during the Qing Dynasty, so 1.75 meters is 7.2 feet.)
Ye Zhiqiu was a little frustrated after catching so many small fish. Although he had been catching fish every day for the past six months, why didn't the big fish upstream and downstream come over to play?
How could you do such a rude thing? Even the onions, ginger, garlic, chili peppers, and iron pot were prepared for the fish! What bad intentions could I have? I just wanted to give the fish a bath, do some liposuction, and then treat them to a hot spring bath!
If we don’t treat it so seriously, how can we demonstrate the hospitality of the Chinese people?
Ye Zhiqiu was a little worried about the lack of adult guest fish, so he could only focus on the fish pond in the space.
At this time, a salty catfish was secretly following a small fish. Ye Zhiqiu couldn't help it when he saw this!
You big, salty catfish, you dare to stalk me? You must be severely punished. At least after being frying in oil, you can soak in the hot springs filled with onions, ginger, garlic, and chilies. Otherwise, the salty catfish won't be tender enough...
In other words, the fat catfish can't speak human language, otherwise it would have to cry out for injustice! I just want to make a living, but this three-legged beast, which is worse than a dog, slanders and defames me!
Ye Zhiqiu caught the fish, which would be warmly welcomed by the whole family in the evening. After putting it into the bucket, he began to do nothing.
Simple life is so boring that he can only pick up stones and skip them on the water. But don't underestimate this matter. How many stones you can skip on the water depends on whether you can stand in the center position among your friends!
Ye Zhiqiu couldn't stand anyway! No one was crazy enough to play skipping stones with fist-sized pebbles! This was clearly fried fish, but they were trying to pretend it was a form of entertainment.
After frying two small fish and crushing a few snails, Ye Zhiqiu packed up his things and went back with satisfaction.
Fish are useless if you bring too many of them! Because at the beginning, Ye Zhiqiu really wanted to establish himself as a fishing expert.
As a result, the money-loving Wang Xiaolan urged him to fish and watched him fish for two days, and he only caught two small whitebait!
If you throw a stone at that thing, it's possible that two of them will explode!
You're a good fisherman?
Anyway, people in the village who went fishing stayed away from Ye Zhiqiu, for fear that they would be infected with bad luck from him and end up not being able to catch any fish.
Ye Zhiqiu carried the catfish, which weighed more than two kilograms, and his fishing rod back to the village. At this time, a group of people were not working, so they just gathered around and didn't know what they were doing!
Ye Zhiqiu went over curiously and saw Old Li standing there speechless with his face scratched. Aunt Liu, with a bruised face, was crying about Old Li and Widow Wang's affair.
That was nothing. The key point was that there was the disheveled widow Wang crying in grievance. There was also a skinny guy named Lao Mo who stuck his neck out and yelled that if Lao Li could do it, why couldn't he?
Ye Zhiqiu felt emotional, the old ladies in the village were not very helpful, but these rough men were very helpful!
Just as the news of what Old Li and Widow Wang were doing together was exposed, within less than two hours, a man came to comfort Widow Wang!
At this time, watching the excitement and discussing with the people next to him, whether Lao Mo was more powerful or Lao Li was more powerful, Ye Zhiqiu was seen by Lao Li.
He pointed at Ye Zhiqiu with a ferocious look on his face and roared angrily, "Ye Zhiqiu, you damned bastard! You've spread rumors about me, and you'll die a miserable death! I'm going to sue the Public Security Bureau for slander and defamation!"
Ye Zhiqiu handed the things to his neighbor next door and asked him to help keep an eye on the fish so that they wouldn't be stolen by those bastards.
It’s not that he is too cautious, but many of the bastards who were beaten by him are proud to steal his things!
Ye Zhiqiu asked with a smile: "Old Li! You said you don't know a single word. Do you know how to write slander, defamation, and rumor? If you don't know how to write, don't just speak it out!
Otherwise, I will really sue you! Combined with the last time you reported me, it’s enough for you to spend three years in jail!”
Hearing the words of the last report, Lao Li's momentum suddenly dropped. Because he knew that Ye Zhiqiu was about to become a city dweller, and there was nothing good to come of fighting him...
But Lao Mo, who was shouting at the side, was not happy about it. He pointed at Ye Zhiqiu and said, "Damn it, Widow Wang and Lao Li are having an affair. I saw it with my own eyes! She lets a married man play around, so why can't I, a single man, go and have some fun?"
At most, I pay the money, but why is it ok for Lao Li to play with it? If I play with it, it’s rape? Is there any law or justice in this?
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