"Hey, I was mowing the lawn when I bumped into this thing. It scared me! I wanted to run, but when I turned around, I saw a rock, so I picked it up. This thing also crawled onto the road, so I hit it! It didn't move for a long time, so I cut this branch and brought it back."
This made Ye Zhiqiu at a loss for words. This rat snake is actually aggressive. Although it is non-toxic, it can easily cause bacterial infection in humans.
The best thing to do is to run away when you see a snake. I don’t know what’s wrong with me. I picked up a stone and turned around to smash it!
"Then I'll go get some soybeans and bring them back to make snake soup with the snake meat! Oh, and I bought some basins. I'll give you the receipt. They'll probably be delivered soon. I don't know how long it will take me to get the soybeans, so just wait for someone to come and take them."
Wang Xiaolan took the receipt and saw the number on it. She asked with heartache: "Boss, how much money did you hide!!!"
Ye Zhiqiu was stunned for a moment, and suddenly realized that he had spent another twenty yuan. This old lady was heartbroken!
He quickly said, "Oh, don't worry about my business. I'm an adult now, and it's time for me to have my own private money! If I fall in love with a girl, what will I do if I don't have money to date her?"
Ye Zhiqiu knew how to control Wang Xiaolan. Once he said that he had to spend money to date, he could defeat her idea of confiscating his private money.
I don’t know what they are thinking. The cheap dad is only 38 years old, and the cheap mom is only 37 years old, and they are already thinking about having a grandson!
Their own daughter is only five years old, and they might even have another child, yet they are planning to get her married!
Wang Xiaolan said with a puzzled look: "Son, I always feel something is wrong..."
"Do you want a daughter-in-law? Do you want to have grandchildren?"
"Yes! But..."
"No buts! As long as you don't worry about my personal money, you will soon have a daughter-in-law and grandchildren! Are you happy when you think about this? Do you think you should support me with some money?"
Wang Xiaolan was a little confused, but as a mother, she really should give her son some money to find a partner.
So she took out the loose change wrapped in a handkerchief, found two one-yuan bills, handed them to Ye Zhiqiu, and then reminded him, "Son, the weather is so hot. If you go out with your date, remember to buy them popsicles or soda!"
Ye Zhiqiu held back his laughter, took the money, and quickly went to push his bicycle. Only after he walked out the door did his voice come back.
"Okay, Mom, just wait! When I have a girlfriend, I'll buy her popsicles!"
"Ye Zhiqiu, you bastard! You cheated your mother out of her money! You don't even have a partner, why do you want my money..."
Wang Xiaolan finally figured it out, and she was so angry that she started cursing.
Ye Zhiqiu was riding a bicycle, smiling happily, and went around confused and gave his mother money. Thinking that she was confused and gave him money obediently, people couldn't help but feel happy.
Ye Zhiqiu didn't go anywhere, just wandered around a bit, and when it was almost time, he slipped back to Sanlitun Street. He bought five bottles of Beibingyang soda at a store there, 30 cents a bottle, and you could get a 10 cent refund for the bottles, so if you just bought them to drink, it would cost you 20 cents.
However, this soda was only chilled in well water, not frozen, so it was definitely not this cold.
When Ye Zhiqiu returned home, Wang Xiaolan, who was cooking, was still angry and deliberately turned her head away from him.
He smiled, parked his bike, took out a small bag of soybeans and peanuts from the space, and walked towards the kitchen with a soda.
He said with a smile: "Mom, are you still angry? I bought you a soda, it's very sweet and delicious!"
Wang Xiaolan turned around, grabbed the two bags from Ye Zhiqiu, opened them, and saw they were filled with soybeans and peanuts. She grabbed a handful of soybeans and soaked them in hot water, put the peanuts in the pot, and then returned to Ye Zhiqiu, holding out her hand.
Ye Zhiqiu returned her two dollars and said jokingly, "Mom, you're so stingy! It's just two dollars. I have to hand it over to you as my salary. What's the point of taking your two dollars?"
Wang Xiaolan argued confidently, "You should hand over part of your salary! Two dollars is nothing, the key is that you lied to me! I really thought you had a girl you liked, but you just fooled me. You have no conscience, you even lied to your mother!"
"Okay, okay, I was wrong! I shouldn't have cheated you out of your money. I bought you a soda to make amends, didn't I?"
After saying that, Ye Zhiqiu opened a bottle of soda with his teeth and handed it to Wang Xiaolan, saying, "Drink this, Mom, and don't throw the bottle around! Take it back to the grocery store, and you can get a ten-cent refund for each one, so five is fifty-cent. Take it back tomorrow and the money's yours. You can earn fifty-cents now, so you're not angry anymore, are you?"
Wang Xiaolan then happily drank the soda, and Ye Zhiqiu was helpless. This cheap old lady's greed for money probably wouldn't be cured so easily...
Bringing the soda back to the living room, Ye Wubing took out his old textbooks and taught Ye Bailu how to read!
"This is pronounced pig! Pig as in pork!"
"Brother, what kind of pig is the one in pork?"
"What the hell? That's not a pig. The meat on a pig is called pork! It's the same as the meat on a fish being called fish meat!"
"Then what's on Second Brother's body is called Second Brother's Meat?"
"The flesh on a person's body is called human flesh, and it's not edible... Forget it, let's use another character. This character is rice, the rice in rice..."
Ye Zhiqiu sat down, and the two of them realized that he was back. Ye Wubing took the opportunity to put away his textbooks. His little sister was really too difficult to teach. It would be better to wait until she went to school in the future and give the teacher a headache!
Ye Zhiqiu opened the soda, handed it to Ye Bailu, and said with a smile: "Drink the soda, little sister, this soda is so sweet!"
Ye Wubing and Ye Bailu had never tasted this stuff before, so they started drinking it out of curiosity.
This drink was like opening up a new world for the two little guys, who just kept drinking from the bottle.
Soda is really fun for people who drink it for the first time. People like Ye Wubing have their eyes wide open at this moment!
Ye Bailu narrowed her eyes. The sweet soda felt very novel to her, and the sweet taste made her like it even more.
After the two little guys finished drinking, they started burping...
Not to mention children, even adults will easily burp if they drink a bottle at once!
Ye Zhiqiu found it funny and interesting. He drank his bottle slowly, accompanied by the two people's burping!
However, after the two guys stopped burping, they looked at the last bottle of soda on the table. Ye Zhiqiu said jokingly, "Don't look at it. You've all drunk it. Shouldn't you leave some for your dad?"
Ye Bailu said seriously, "Brother, Dad doesn't like to drink this, he just likes to drink wine, can I help him drink it?"
Ye Zhiqiu stretched out his hand to rub Ye Bailu's little face, and said jokingly: "You are really your father's good daughter! Other people's cotton-padded jackets are either leaky or black-hearted, but you, my little sister, are not even a cotton-padded jacket..."
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