After hanging up the phone, the thief strolled leisurely to Li Yiliang.
Looking at the "mummy" in front of him, the master thief couldn't help but laugh.
Li Yiliang was in pain all over his body when he suddenly heard a piercing croaking sound. He turned his head with some difficulty and saw a very large frog sticking out its tongue at him, seemingly mocking him.
Feeling annoyed, Li Yiliang glared at the thief and yelled, "Get lost! I'm in a bad mood!"
The thief was displeased; this person actually told him to get lost?
How to speak?
It jumped onto Li Yiliang angrily, causing him to scream like a pig being slaughtered: "Ahhh! You stepped on my wound! Get away! Get away!!!"
The thief grinned: "No way! I'm going to dance all over you!"
As he spoke, he used his exceptional jumping ability to bounce on Li Yiliang.
Li Yiliang only heard a series of croaking sounds, and then, instead of getting off him, the frog jumped up with all its might!
Every time, they precisely stepped on his wounds!
Li Yiliang was in so much pain he almost fainted, cursing incessantly:
"Get out of here, you stinking frog!"
"Don't let me catch you, or I'll make you pay! Ouch, that hurts!"
"You're dead, you're dead! Ah!"
Li Yiliang's miserable screams echoed throughout the raft.
Oh no, there's also the thief's happy croaking.
The thief jumped and said, "Hmph, I'll let you bully my master! I'll trample you to death!"
"Ahhh!"
"My master is not a poor, helpless little thing like you! If you dare to mess with her, you are going against me, the great thief Jiang! I will crush you to death!"
"Ahhh!"
"Now you know what pain is? From now on, whenever you see my master, you'd better tuck your tail between your legs and go around him, understand?"
"Ahhh!"
The thief didn't care whether Li Yiliang could understand his frog language or not, he just kept jumping around.
At first, Li Yiliang was screaming in pain, but gradually his voice grew softer and softer until it disappeared completely—he had fainted from the pain.
The thief then jumped off him with satisfaction, skillfully took out a hammer from his backpack, and pried open Li Yiliang's box.
After looking around for a while, it didn't know what was valuable, so it simply picked up two things that looked pleasing to the eye and happily embarked on its journey home.
When it returned home, Luo Xinglan had just finished breakfast.
The thief jumped onto Luo Xinglan's shoulder and said incessantly, "Master, I gave that Li Yiliang a good beating, beat him until he was dizzy, bruised and battered, and half asleep! I want to see who dares to mess with you again!"
Luo Xinglan felt ashamed.
Where did you learn the idioms "great thief" from?
However, how did the thief know about the feud between her and Li Yiliang?
"Thief, how did you know that?" Luo Xinglan turned and asked the thief.
She had never mentioned this person to the thieves.
Thief: "I guessed."
Luo Xinglan: "A guess?"
The thief said, "That's right. I know my master's temper. If it weren't for Li Yiliang offending you, you definitely wouldn't have let me take his things. Since you let me take whatever I want, it means I have a grudge against him."
Luo Xinglan looked at it in surprise.
The thief seemed carefree, but I never expected him to be so meticulous, even noticing this?
The thief patted his chest and continued, "Master, going against you is going against me, Jiang the Great Thief! I won't let him off easily! This time it's just a small lesson for Li Yiliang. If he dares to mess with you again, next time I'll burn his house down!"
Luo Xinglan was touched, but still asked, "Great thief, what if Li Yiliang is alive and kicking again next time?"
The thief: “…”
Um?
Lively and energetic?
It hasn't thought about this problem.
Seeing that the thief was silent, Luo Xinglan patted its little head and said, "Thief, you did very well, but next time you vent your anger for me, you must do it within your ability and don't be too stubborn."
She was afraid that the thief would do something extreme to help her vent her anger, which would hurt himself.
This time, Li Yiliang was completely immobilized, which allowed the thief to get away with it. He won't be so lucky next time.
The thief nodded, seemingly understanding but not quite: "I understand. I need to act within my capabilities... In other words, next time I encounter something like this, I must not act impulsively..."
Luo Xinglan nodded, her face full of approval: "That's right!"
The thief lowered his head and muttered to himself, "I must hide in the shadows and wait for my chance to strike..."
Luo Xinglan: "That's it!"
The thief's eyes lit up: "Take advantage of his inattention and strip him naked!"
Luo Xinglan: "???"
The thief nodded vigorously: "As expected of my master, he actually came up with such a brilliant idea!"
Luo Xinglan: No, that was obviously your own idea!
The thief grinned wickedly: "Hehe, Master, you're so naughty~"
Luo Xinglan took a deep breath and tried to maintain a smile: "Great thief, stop talking nonsense, okay? Okay."
The thief chuckled: "Oh, master, you are still pretending to be serious with me! It's not like I don't know what your hobbies are. I know what small photos are. I will definitely bring them back to you next time I go out!"
Luo Xinglan had a blank expression on his face: "Thief, I'll say it again, I don't like photos of men's abs!"
The thief had a smug "I knew it" look on his face: "Look, look, I didn't even say I was going to show you a picture of your man's abs! And you said you didn't like it!"
Luo Xinglan: "..."
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