In the endless void, darkness is the most fundamental color, and the chaotic energy surges endlessly. Here, there is no so-called space, and time has no meaning, no direction, and no order.
Only countless colorful balls of light were like soap bubbles, trying to emit colorful colors to dispel the chaotic energy that kept rushing in. They were combined in an orderly but untraceable way, with gears spinning and rubbing like fluids, seemingly true and false. The fragile soap bubbles were entangled together, huddling together for warmth, resisting the scouring of the chaotic energy, solid yet precarious, as if they would collapse in the next second.
After an unknown amount of time, a few light spots inevitably collided and stopped. Compared with the torrent of countless light spots, these few reckless light spots were inconspicuous. However, this inconspicuous jam was like a domino, triggering a series of chain reactions. The entire orderly torrent stopped, as if the remote control had been paused, and the picture was frozen.
The light spots changed from moving to still, rubbing and squeezing each other. Each light spot was under the boundless pressure brought by the sudden stop, deforming one after another and about to break. Coupled with the chaotic energy, it was about to collapse into loose sand. However, there are laws between all things. There is death and there is life. There is also a glimmer of hope in a deadly situation. The power generated by the friction between the light spots met the fierce chaotic energy and merged into an indescribable force. The great force turned into a gray lightning and rushed towards an inconspicuous soap bubble not far away.
Obviously, the moral integrity of a mere soap bubble could not stop the gray lightning from forcing itself upon it. After a symbolic resistance, it was possessed. The surrounding soap bubbles moved away one after another, expressing their unwillingness to watch such a dirty live broadcast, but the gray lightning would not let them go. It dispersed like white light through a prism, splitting into countless tiny electric currents that were imperceptible to the naked eye, spreading to all the soap bubbles. For a moment, the entire chaotic void trembled.
Facing the soap bubbles panting, Gray Lightning is very satisfied. This is how my harem should be, with everyone getting treated equally!
After that, everything returned to calm! The bubbles dared not complain, but silently gritted their teeth, entangled again, began to rub against each other for warmth, and glowed and heated. In the whole process, except for the suffocation of tens of thousands of funny people called the God of Creation, and the frightening of seven or eight hundred promising young people called the Creator, everything else was fine.
The two people ahead of Duke were the pot-bellied anorectal director and the Mediterranean deputy director. Their medical skills were so high that they barely managed to cure people. Therefore, the entire anorectal department depended on Duke to avoid losing money. But who let him choose the simple mode when he was reincarnated? These two were the boss's uncle and second uncle. They played cards at work and had sex after get off work. Compared with them, Duke was simply a tragedy.
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Feeling helpless in life, even the toilet light in his boss's house began to bully him. Looking up, Duke was stunned. It was pitch black above his head. Not to mention the toilet light, even the ceiling was gone. It was pitch black. Unlike the night, even the universe was still shining with stars! This kind of black was pure to the extreme, so extreme that even light could be captured and absorbed by it. It was clearly a black hole.
So Duke changed his laziness, studied hard and made progress every day, and finally turned the tables and successfully entered the medical school. He gritted his teeth and gave up the gynecology department that he had been longing for, and resolutely devoted himself to the anorectal department, for a bright future of money... ah, no! To save the foundation of millions of sentient beings. From then on, Duke began his tragic anorectal career!
"Bullshit! Ophthalmology is the most profitable! This is the basic principle, there is no discount anywhere in the world!"
Unfortunately, fantasy is perfect, reality is cruel. A bolt from the blue suddenly appeared, and a deputy director was parachuted in. He was the boss's third uncle...
Duke had no choice but to beg for help after graduation and finally got into a private hospital. He worked hard and became the third in command of the department before he was 30, even though there were only three doctors in the anorectal department...
A few days ago, the director was entertaining outside and drank for seven days straight. He successfully drank and developed gastroptosis and alcohol poisoning. He is still in the emergency room. When he is pushed out, he can only be covered with a white cloth. After three seconds of grief, Duke was excited. Why? Because the deputy director is about to be promoted to director, so he will be the deputy director next! Get promoted and get a raise, marry a beautiful and rich woman, and wait for the Mediterranean to drink gastroptosis, then he will become the director. After becoming the head of the anorectal department, he will wait for the dean to have gastroptosis again. At that time, he will be the CEO, reach the peak of his life, and dominate the anorectal... medical world! Thinking about it makes me a little excited!
Who are you kidding! Who goes out without a cell phone these days? What's the difference between going out without a cell phone and being naked? Besides, even if you don't have a cell phone, you can still change your number and add WeChat. Girl, let's add WeChat and chat first! Duke, who was desperate for blind dates, didn't expect to find a nurse sister in the hospital. For him, the saying "the one who is close to the water gets the moon first" doesn't exist.
Duke vaguely remembered that one summer vacation in high school, he went to the hospital for an IV drip because of diarrhea. He heard a conversation between three doctors in the bathroom. This is what they said at the time.
Well! Duke finally found out that his biggest enemy in life is his boss. His eldest uncle, second uncle, third uncle, and his son, the boss's family is simply the evil star in his life, born to be his nemesis! Just when Duke was sighing and regretting his decision, the light bulb above his head went off.
Earth, China, XX Province, OO City, in the men's bathroom on the second floor of a private hospital. Duke, who is over 25 but not yet 30, sits on the toilet, sighing and lamenting how difficult life is. His white coat hangs on the side, and on his badge are three big silver characters: Anorectal Department! As the saying goes, men are afraid of choosing the wrong profession, and women are afraid of marrying the wrong man!
Why? All the nurses in the hospital know what the anorectal department is like. The pink nurses all say that Dr. Du is a master in anorectal medicine, but... but he is too disgusting! They can't get along at all! The nurses swear that Dr. Li from the obstetrics and gynecology department is better than Dr. Du, the anorectal doctor! Although he is not handsome, he has a supercar! Although his medical skills are not very good, he has a mansion! Although he has an average figure and I heard that his physical strength is not very good, he is the boss's son!
Although their voices were very low, Duke, who was listening attentively, could hear them clearly. The last doctor's words made him agree. When you lose contact with your sphincter, don't even think about Bingbing treating you to a full banquet. Even if aliens invade the earth, you have to wait for a while. Although diarrhea is treated by the gastroenterology department, Duke, who can no longer feel his sphincter, said that he should go to the anorectal department. The last doctor was right. This is the fundamental. Stomatology and plastic surgery are just clouds and cannot save the world.
Failure in the workplace did not bring Duke pride in love. Duke, who is still single, said that the sphincter is really harmful. He has been on 30 blind dates in a row, all of which have ended in failure. At the beginning, the girls knew that he was a doctor, and they looked at him like a dog seeing shit... no, like a hungry wolf seeing fresh meat, and they all asked to change their numbers and add WeChat. But after knowing that he was a proctologist, their attitude immediately changed 180 degrees, saying that they were in a hurry to go out, had not washed their faces, and left their phones at home, so they could not change their numbers or add WeChat.
"Yes, yes, this one makes money, this one makes money!"
"No, plastic surgery is where the money is made! Everyone loves beauty, and who wouldn't have a few surgeries on their face if they have some ideas? With one cut, it's not a dream to kick out your original wife and marry into a wealthy family! I heard it can also prolong your life, but I don't know if it's true. At the very least, you'll have an advantage over others when it comes to finding a job. Let me tell you, making money in the plastic surgery department is like robbing a bank, we can't envy them!"
What a cause for celebration, what a cause for celebration! ——————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————————
"Yes, yes! We chose the wrong career back then!"
"Internal medicine is no longer popular, and dentistry is the most profitable! Nowadays, people, regardless of gender, age or status, love to eat. There is nothing they cannot eat, whether it is flying in the sky or swimming in the water. If they don't eat a meal, their whole body will be exhausted. So, in order to take good care of their mouths, they are willing to spend any amount of money."
"Shit, are aliens really invading the earth?" Duke was confused. He found that there was no sound when he spoke, and all the words were sucked away by the black hole.
"Aliens opened a wormhole and invaded the earth. I was the first one to discover it... Could it be... Could it be that the anorectal department can really save the earth?" Duke was stunned and his mind was full of ideas. He couldn't help but think of the running under the sunset that year. That was his lost youth.
A gray lightning flashed slowly in the black hole. Duke, who had come to his senses, quickly stood up, but to his surprise, his mind was completely unable to control his body at this moment, and he couldn't even move his little finger. Duke, unable to blink, could only watch the lightning slowly fall on his head...
Well, it's a bit numb! With a bang! The whole hospital shook three times. The medical staff and patients thought it was an earthquake, but after they found out that it was just the building shaking a few times, they started looking for it, until they found a ball of coded coke in the men's bathroom on the second floor.
(End of this chapter)