Chapter 16 Your Kidneys Are Not Good



In the corridor of the second grade of Ninja School, Duke stood helplessly at the door under Hades's gaze. He hurried to get there, but was still late. As a ninja, punctuality is the basic requirement. The teacher ignored Duke's reasons and said that ninjas without a sense of time were unqualified and had to stand at the door as punishment.

"Duke, your excuse is too bad!" Uchiha Obito, the king of latecomers in Konoha, said happily. It was a good sign that someone stood with him today. It might be a bonus to confess to Lin on a lucky day. This guy can be late eight times a week, and there are six classes in the ninja school, which means that sometimes he can be late twice in one day. What a terrible lateness.

"I saw a black cat stopped in the middle of the road, and then I lost myself on the road of life..." Obito said with a look of embarrassment: "Teacher Aida's face turned black!"

"Don't you think it's poetic? Besides, it's better than helping an old lady cross the street!" Duke was also very depressed. He finally had the opportunity to say a famous saying about being late, but the target was the old-fashioned Mr. Aida. It was a pity that a good story was ruined by a lack of understanding of romance.

"I really was helping the old lady cross the street! I have always taken helping the elderly in need as my motto in my life, and I put it into action every day!" Obito opened his eyes wide, pointed at his face, and said close to Duke: "See? This innocent, pure and loving face."

"Not at all, I only saw two! Also, don't get too close, I'm afraid it might be contagious!" Duke slapped Obito mercilessly, pushed him away, and continued: "It's just helping an old lady cross the street, how long does it take? You were an hour late, not to mention Mr. Aida, even I wouldn't believe it!"

"The old lady I met today was unexpectedly stubborn! I finally helped her across the road, but as soon as I turned around, she moved back. I had no choice but to help her back again, but she moved back again, so I helped her again... I wasted a lot of my time. Of course, I was the winner in the end. The old lady was moved by my persistence and sincerity, and she sat on the ground and cried!" Obito raised his thumb towards himself and said proudly, "She also asked me my name, but I thought it was a trivial matter, so I didn't tell it. At that time, many villagers on the roadside stopped me and wanted to treat me to a meal, but I was a ninja, how could I be stopped by them? I left before they could open their mouths. I am super handsome for doing good deeds without leaving a name!"

"..." Bastard, give me back my feelings! After his IQ and life were questioned, Obito's kidneys were also questioned.

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"Let me make it clear first, you are not allowed to slap me in the face later." The little shota Mizuki has not yet grown into the sinister man who would persuade Naruto to steal the sealing technique in the future. As the most popular boy in the class after Kakashi graduated, he is still very sunny and confident, especially about his handsome face.

On the playground, Obito, who was hit hard physically and mentally, stood at the end of the team, next to his three friends, Duke, Asuma and Kai. Seeing Obito's pale face, Asuma couldn't help but ask with concern: "Obito, did you eat expired instant noodles again?"

"I can't do this!" Obito politely refused, but he was still a little touched. A friend in need is a friend indeed. Kai, I was right about you. Although you usually hit people without mercy, you are still the most reliable at critical moments! "No, Obito!" Kai's eyes blazed with fire: "A man can't say no!"

"Obito, you don't look very energetic today!" Kai showed his shining white teeth, trying to cheer Obito up, and said: "If it's because you need to clean the classroom, then I will accompany you. As a testimony of our friendship, after school, let's walk ten laps around Konoha handstand!"

"Konoha Whirlwind!"

"What was I doing this morning? A prank?" Obito burst into tears after hearing this and looked at Duke for help: "There should be a way to remedy this, right?"

"Woof!" Hades above his head called out and looked at the single cell on the ground curiously.

"Youth... we haven't reached that time yet!" Shuimu shrugged. He also hoped that youth would come, so that the harem would be legitimate. However, the tools for committing crimes have not yet matured, which is very embarrassing.

God used the iron fist of love to send Obito to hell, and said to the devil: "Since you were late for the first time, I won't let you clean the room. Don't be late again next time. Pull up Obito, let's go to the playground. There is a practical class today."

Wuwuwuwu——I have lost hope in this world. I will destroy it in the future. The six-year-old Obito vowed that one day he would destroy this stupid world. …

"I'm the only one who believes that. If it were someone else, they would definitely beat you to death." Duke had given up hope on someone's intelligence, but as a friend, he still reminded him: "Don't take that road to school these days. You'll be blocked by the old lady's sons... Although that's what I expect!"

"Puff——" a mouthful of blood spurted out, and the young man Uchiha Obito from Konoha died at the age of six.

"As the son of the Hokage, I have never eaten instant noodles! I usually eat tuna sushi made by Aunt Daiyoko. What, you don't know Aunt Daiyoko? Maybe I haven't mentioned it before. She is one of the ten nannies in my family. She is usually responsible for taking care of my diet. There is also Aunt Makiko who is responsible for making the bed, Aunt Miyoko who is responsible for picking me up from school, and Aunt Yukiko who is responsible for clothing etiquette..."

"Yes!" Duke looked at the mononuclear organism on the ground like God looking down at the amoeba living in the mud, and said with pity: "The more people I get to know, the more I like dogs, so I got one!"

"Team one, Mike Kay versus Mizuki!"

If not organizing the tool bag is irresponsible, then who am I? I don't even want my life? Very good and powerful, I don't even want my life, what else do I have to be afraid of!

"You don't deny that you are a paramecium?"

"Okay, Mr. Aida, I'll take Obito to the playground right now." Duke said politely, bowing. After Mr. Aida and his friends walked ahead, he grabbed Obito's feet and pulled him step by step to the end of the team. No problem, he was indeed taken to the playground.

"Asshole, I'm talking about the old lady, not my brain!"

"You have never eaten instant noodles, I'm really sorry." The overwhelming aura of the rich made Obito's eyes twitch. Duke denied his IQ, and Asuma denied his life.

"You have a dog, is it a ninja dog?" Obito tried to change the subject and forced a smile, "I've never seen one before, did you get one recently?"

It's no wonder that students complained. Compared to the three-body technique assessment and written questionnaire, for most people, the actual combat was less popular because everyone was a novice and might get hurt. Although the teacher was there and they wouldn't die, it would still hurt.

"Fortunately you didn't leave your name, otherwise today wouldn't be as simple as standing in the corner as punishment!" Duke patted Obito's shoulder. The kid had suffered a major blow in his life and was petrified.

Duke touched his lower back. He was in a hurry to go out and forgot to bring his tool bag... This was good news, because he didn't have to secretly pack the tool bag, and he wouldn't be considered to have forfeited.

Teacher Aida ignored the students' objections and directly announced the first group of players. He also emphasized that from now on, any behavior of organizing the knife bag is prohibited. If found, it will be regarded as a waiver. As for the reason, Teacher Aida also gave an explanation: For a ninja, the knife bag is life, and those who are irresponsible for life are not worthy of being called ninjas.

"Youth is not afraid of getting hurt." A classic Kai answer.

"Huh!? Huh!?" Obito was stunned and felt terrible.

"Everyone be quiet. Today we will have a two-on-two battle! The results will be entered into the year-end assessment. The first place student will be the top student in the grade. Together with the other high-ranking students, they will be given priority to become the current senior ninja team leader teachers when they graduate." Amid Mr. Aida's words of inducement and intimidation, the students wailed.

"Ahhh——" Obito felt that today was not his lucky day but a day of suffering. Facing the sharp and venomous attack, he could hardly resist. If Mr. Aida came out now, he might be able to save him, but it would be too late if it was too late.

"Hasn't it occurred to you that the old lady didn't even want to cross the road?" Duke was silent for a long time, and finally said, "The villagers probably didn't stop you to treat you to a meal. I think they wanted to beat you up, but you ran away fast."

"Oh my God, how could this happen..." Obito knelt on the ground, lowered his head, and said in great grief and anger: "I just want to help her!"

Bang! The door of the classroom was pushed open, and Teacher Aida led the students to stand at the door. The students looked at Obito, who was lying on the ground, with doubts. Is the ground cool? "Teacher Aida..." Obito stretched out his trembling hand and handed it to Teacher Aida. At this moment, Aida was kind, merciful, and the incarnation of God. My dear, you finally came out, take me away from the devil quickly, my heart is about to stop beating.

At the command, the little boy Mizuki walked onto the training ground amid the support of the girls. Opposite him was the high-spirited little taijutsu master Kai.

"No, your brain is hopeless!" Duke said venomously, "Because as a single-celled organism, you don't have a brain at all."

"Obito, you're playing tricks at the door again! You damned boy, when will you let me be more careful? After class today, stay and clean up the whole class."

"ah--"

Mizuki, who was still daydreaming, didn't expect Kai to launch a sneak attack. He was hit on the proud face by a spinning upper kick and flew out of the field.

The first set was very fast. Shuimu, who was still trying to be cool, was knocked out before he could even make a move. Duke, who was off the court, only heard three sounds: ah, click, bang... I hope Shuimu's face won't be stiff and his eyes won't be uneven after the surgery. After all, the youth he has been looking forward to will arrive in a few years.

"In the first group, Kai wins."

Teacher Aida announced the results, and the girls shouted a sneak attack but he ignored them. A sneak attack? Can a ninja's actions be called a sneak attack? (End of this chapter)


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