The next day, Duke from the Naruto world woke up and took Hades, who was beside the bed, out for a walk to relax his broken nerves. When he thought of the two newcomers last night, his head ached.
Qingbing Baiyelong let himself go, and the four elements were empty, and he ascended to become a Buddha. The reason is understandable. Loneliness can make a person without any physical illness fall into the anxiety of death. Existing alone and leaving alone is a terrible and negative world. The insurmountable gap will eventually lead to the loss of the psychological world. The death of the heart means the death of the person.
But what about the other new guy? He actually planned to invest in financial insurance to get rich, and actually did it, and he enjoyed it and was full of confidence! God knows who gave him the confidence! An insurance salesman?
There are all kinds of weird things in the world. Duke knew that one day there would be one or two funny versions of himself, but... it was too soon, and he was not ready yet.
"Hey~~ From now on, if my brother doesn't help me when I go to the toilet, I'll just obey you." Duke sighed. Qingbing Baiyelong was still a little helpful to him, and the funny newcomer was just here to make people laugh. The funny aura that came over him lowered the IQ of the entire team of travelers.
Duke refused to admit that the guy was him. Something must have happened.
"It is definitely the will of the world. A funny world breeds funny people. It's not me who is wrong, it's the world."
Duke was furious and was about to strangle Hades to death.
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"Stupid dog, it only cost 800,000 taels to buy you. I can't even buy you with a million taels of dog biscuits even if I sell you." Duke kicked Hades away, and Hades ran away with a wail.
Hades was horrified, holding Duke's legs and crying, tears streaming down his face. "No! I haven't lived enough. I don't want to eat the last meal of my life."
Hades said awkwardly: "Because the diligent villain was beaten to death..."
"I'll count to three. If you don't come over, I'll cut off your food supply tonight." Duke narrowed his eyes, a cold light flashed, and he used his ultimate killing move.
Husky is said to be the draft that God created before he created the wolf. He is lively and active by nature and likes to play. Keeping him locked up in the house for a long time has indeed stifled his nature.
"When have I ever lied to you?"
Duke looked at the silly dog in surprise: "I didn't expect a lazy guy like you to be so diligent. But what does 'almost' mean? What's missing?"
Duke felt guilty and decided to make it up to Hades. So he put on a gentle smile and waved to Hades: "Silly dog, come here, I have something to tell you."
"Then where are you taking me?" Hades instinctively sensed the danger and desperately pressed his legs against the ground.
"Then I won't go over there either. At most you'll break my legs, but I won't be able to save my life."
"Not fighting anymore? Why not?" Duke was attracted by the story and asked puzzledly.
"I get up at six o'clock every morning and run ten laps around Konoha to train my endurance and muscles. At noon, I practice the moves on the scroll and continue until the afternoon without stopping for a moment. I even take time to practice more at night. Now I am just one step away from success!"
Stupid X, you still use this trick, do you really think I'm stupid! I won't go there today! Hades couldn't help but feel proud of himself as he imagined that Duke didn't catch him and he was so depressed and doubtful about his life.
"This silly dog is very happy today, is it because I rarely take him out to play?" Duke felt that he was treating Hades unfairly when he thought about how he never took Hades with him every time he went on a mission.
Duke saw that Silly Dog was being silly again, so he put away his smile and snorted coldly: "Silly Dog, if you don't come over, I'll break your legs."
Hades ran all the way back to Duke, chasing chickens and dogs, and asked with his tongue sticking out, "Duke, what are you talking about?"
"Hehe..." Hades scratched his head embarrassedly: "This is my original plan, but when I put it into practice, I found that I can't get up at six o'clock every day."
"What nonsense are you talking about? I just feel that I haven't been with you for a long time, so I want to improve your food. If you don't want it, then forget it." Duke rubbed the hair on Hades' head fiercely.
"You'd better not let me find out, or I'll stew you." Duke said this viciously, and only then did he remember his purpose. Seeing Hades trembling and succumbing to his power, his heart softened, and he stretched out his hand to cover his head: "Silly dog, I'm in a good mood today. What do you want to eat? Tell me, and I'll satisfy you!"
"Give me another chance. I feel that the diligent villain has been resurrected. This time he will definitely kill the lazy villain." Hades was dragged forward by Duke, his four legs kicking the ground, plowing out four traces.
"Silly dog, tonight's snack is cancelled!" Duke really wanted to strangle Hades to death, secretly blaming himself for being bewitched and listening to the Inuzuka family's sales pitch, believing that the Husky would reform and become a dog again.
Duke wiped his hand on Hades' head in disgust and wiped off his saliva: "No problem, have you been practicing well recently?"
"Are you going to buy me some luxury dog biscuits, the kind that cost one million taels a box?" Hades felt good about himself, smiling widely with tears dripping down his face.
"Practice?" Hades asked stupidly. What is practice? Branded dog food? "How is the scroll I gave you, 'Garuru Beast Body Technique Secret Book'?" Duke narrowed his eyes, pinched the furry dog's head, put his face close to the awe-inspiring and asked: "Well! You didn't forget it completely, did you?"
Hades wailed, and before Duke could start counting, he came to Duke's side unwillingly, hugged his thigh and wailed: "I have been very honest recently. I didn't tear down the ceiling or search your coffers. Why won't you let me go?"
"What are you going to do?" Hades looked alert, ready to run away at any time. Whenever Duke showed this expression, he would be beaten. Over time, his body subconsciously made self-protective movements.
"No, I was just making an analogy!" Hades was so scared that his hair dropped to the ground, and he kept shaking his head guiltily.
"Believe me, I'm almost there!" Hades howled.
"You said it nicely, but you've never lied to me before?" Hades lowered his head and whispered. "What did you say? Speak louder, I can't hear you clearly."
Duke raised an eyebrow: "You also went through my little treasury?"
"Every day when I hesitate, two little people in my body fight, one is a diligent little person, and the other is a lazy little person. At the beginning, the diligent little person often beat the lazy little person, but later it became a draw. The lazy little person gradually gained the upper hand in the fight and won more and more times." Hades looked like he had tried his best, but unfortunately the enemy was too strong. He said in embarrassment: "In the end, they stopped fighting..."
"No! I'm almost there." Hades was devastated when he heard that the extra meal was cancelled: "You don't know how hard it is to get up early every day!"
"How...how could this happen? I have been working hard to practice the physical skills in the scroll." Hades' voice changed as his neck was strangled.
"Is this true? You're not lying to me, are you?"
"My Lord Duke, I want barbecue for dinner tonight." Hades licked Duke's palm flatteringly, and his tail shook into a shadow.
"I'm in a hurry, so I don't have time to wait for the diligent villain. Silly dog, the diligent villain in your body will never win in this life. His opponent is the lazy giant." Duke pursed his lips and sneered.
"Are you serious?" Silly Dog's eyes immediately lit up.
"Go to the lab! In the world of ninja, geniuses rely on hard work, but a fool like you with no ambition can only rely on mutation." Duke sneered.
"No, I don't want to go to the lab." Hades exerted force, broke free from Duke's iron grip, and turned to run away. Silly Dog clearly remembered that last year he followed the smell to find Duke's so-called lab, and heard a shrill scream from inside the door, which made him shudder and almost pissed himself. From that day on, the lab became his lingering nightmare.
Duke instantly came to Hades and held out his hand, dragging his tail towards the laboratory, saying as he walked: "Silly dog, this is not up to you. I was busy some time ago and delayed your transformation. But don't worry, the technology is very mature, and I guarantee that you won't feel any pain..."
"Someone, save the dog! It's been killed--" Hades trembled all over and was dragged away backwards, leaving a trail of helpless claw marks on the ground.
(End of this chapter)