Chapter 271 Deadpool: Don’t even think about asking me to lick you



Buzz buzz buzz————

In the void, a ball of blue electric arcs leaped, and ripples spread in the air. A dishevelled figure quickly stepped out of the mirror space that was undulating like mercury.

"Hot, hot, hot——"

After walking out of the void, Duke had only one intuitive impression of this space shuttle, that is, it was hot, extremely hot. His whole body was like being burned by a furnace, making him think that he had fallen into the entrance of a burning hell, but there was no sign of dehydration in his body, and even his white coat was intact. If it weren't for the fact that his skin color was as red as a crayfish, he would even suspect that he was hallucinating.

The boundless chill came from all directions, making Duke feel comfortable. He looked at where he was and found that there was an empty universe above him. The bright stars cast countless tiny rays of light, and the brightest and most intimate one was still the familiar sun.

Duke stepped on the moon's surface and thankfully said, "Luckily, I made a wish to the dragon in the Dragon Ball world and gained the ability to survive in the universe, otherwise I would have to kneel today."

"This should be the location of the original moon base... Since the base is no longer here, I must have successfully traveled through time and space." Duke leaped up and floated in the vacuum of the universe. He jumped over the moon and looked at the magnificent blue planet, wondering if there was another him who had traveled through time and space in this world!

"Who is that? I've never seen him before?"

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"I'm so hungry! Let me eat you!" The zombie Deadpool appeared on the building beside Duke, holding a sharp knife in each hand. Under the half mask, his big mouth was split to his cheek, which was particularly creepy.

Below, a zombie with two swords on his back, wrapped tightly in a red and black tight-fitting uniform, was gnawing at the slightly warm corpse on the ground with his head lowered. The tattered uniform revealed a body of rotten flesh, and disgusting maggots were burrowing in and out of his skin.

"Could it be a biohazard?" Duke raised his eyebrows. He was lucky to encounter a familiar world on his first time traveling. He just didn't know if this was another biohazard that he was in.

"I roughly know where this is!" Duke's mouth twitched. He suddenly felt that his luck was not good this year. He would definitely ask a fortune teller for himself next time he went out.

“Crack—Crack—”

"Maybe it's the new superhero! What a shame. I want to eat him."

The chattering super zombies made a lot of noise, and finally decided to wait for the food to fall from the sky. Then they raised their heads and looked at the sky eagerly...

Seeing the cooked duck fly away, the super zombies roared in anger. Those who have the ability to fly chased after him, but Duke kept speeding up, breaking through the sound barrier again and again, and in the blink of an eye, he turned into a white light and rushed out of the atmosphere.

"Bless God, you must be a doctor! Man, I feel like my urethra is clogged after I became a zombie. Before, I could spray you in the face, but now it's limp. The other day, I had sex with the female Deadpool, that is, myself, and I couldn't get hard... This is a nightmare! Doctor, you can help me, right?"

Leaving the atmosphere, Duke flew straight out of the Earth's gravity and landed on an asteroid floating in the universe. Thinking about the horrifying scene just now, he felt uncomfortable all over, as if countless germs were multiplying in his body.

“……”Duke.

"Do you think that just because you're big you can satisfy Mr. Deadpool? I'm telling you, no way! I've fucked so many pretty boys like you, and I fucked the shit out of them all."

Duke suddenly woke up and hurriedly disinfected himself. Vacuum, absolute zero, magic... Finally, he summoned an ultra-high temperature "one trillion degree fireball" and plunged into it...

Sure enough, the zombies below shook their noses, dropped the internal organs in their hands, and raised their rotten faces to look at Duke. He pulled out the sharp knife with a cold glow, pointed it at his bloody mouth, shaved off the scraps of meat between his teeth, and said in an exaggerated voice, "Wow wow wow! What do I see? A new superhero? What are you? Doctor? Or white coat man?"

"It's not Resident Evil... where exactly is this place?" Duke slowly opened his eyes, picked one at random, and disappeared the next moment.

Another cold light flashed, and Duke held up a spherical barrier with one hand to protect his whole body, blocking Deadpool's teleporting attack.

“…”

The earth was too dangerous, so he decided to stay on Mars.

"Also, don't look at me with such amorous eyes, I won't lick you! If you really want to feel good, stick your ass up and let Uncle Deadpool fuck you hard!"

Duke: “…”

"This costume... looks so familiar!?" Duke looked at the zombies below and suddenly shuddered all over, thinking of a bad name.

It was the familiar moon surface again, and the majestic blue earth again. Duke tentatively sensed the air and immediately breathed a sigh of relief. Although there were still many strong people on the earth, in general, the people lived and worked in peace and everything was thriving.

"I'm going to wait for him here, and the first bite will be mine."

Duke looked in the direction of the sound, and saw a large group of superheroes... and zombies, coming in a group.

"It doesn't matter! Humans can't survive in space. Sooner or later, they will have to return to the ground."

But soon, his brows were relaxed and then they were frowned again. According to the shared memory, Duke in the Resident Evil world was the most powerful person on Earth. Besides him, there were only a few powerful people like Alice and Wesker. Logically, their auras were not that strong. But in Duke's perception, there were countless powerful auras on Earth, and they were spread all over the world. Especially in New York, where the Great America of North America was located, the most powerful auras were one after another, and the number was as numerous as cattle hair.

"If I had known I would have used my ability."

Duke turned around and was about to leave without saying a word. As soon as he took a step, a strong wind blew in the air, and a gorgeous blade came across and cut him in half.

When he appeared again, he was already over New York.

Earth! North America! Great America! The outskirts of New York! The highway! Duke appeared in an instant, and was just about to find a piece of clothing to wrap himself up when he suddenly found a familiar figure sitting on the elevated guardrail in front of him. There were two long swords behind him, and he was still wearing the enchanting black and red tight combat uniform, wrapped up tightly!

MMP, is there no one else? As if sensing something, Deadpool turned around and looked at the naked Duke. After tilting his head for three seconds, he started to scold: "Hey, man! Do you know that you suddenly appeared behind me and pointed a gun at me, which made me very stressed? Fuck, how can your gun be bigger than Deadpool's?"

Seeing a group of ruthless people surrounding him, Duke didn't even think about taking a photo. He teleported away from the encirclement and joined the flight into outer space with all his strength.

"Deadpool, you actually want to eat alone?"

With his eyes closed, Duke suddenly had a constant stream of information flashing through his mind. He suddenly opened his eyes and looked at the earth in front of him in surprise. The atmosphere on the entire earth was extremely chaotic. Countless evil thoughts and evil intentions had dyed people's qi into a thick, smelly black color. These qi were roughly the same, and they were all madly emitting the same idea - hunger! Countless thoughts merged into one, and a layer of black miasma that could not be seen by the naked eye enveloped the earth. So much so that in the eyes of super-powered people, this earth was like a dying person who was terminally ill, with rotten black air lingering all over his body.

"Speaking of the other me... what is their aura like?" Duke put his fingers together and placed them between his brows, thinking about teleporting, but suddenly realized sadly that he had never sensed everyone's aura in the unknown space. To be more precise, he had tried to sense it but failed.

"Damn it, he got away!"

"It's great that there are no zombies!" Duke casually captured a breath and teleported away.

Duke, who was cut into two pieces, turned into a piece of broken ice, while his real body stood in the air not far away.

Helplessly, he could only close his eyes and sense, trying to find the strongest aura on this planet. No matter what, he had to first confirm whether he was familiar with this world. It was easy in the technological and civilized Internet information age, but if it was in ancient times or primitive society, it would be extremely difficult to find a person by name.

The high-temperature fireball did not kill Duke himself. After his whole body was disinfected, he breathed a sigh of relief. Although he did not know what happened in this world, he did not want to stay there any longer. He opened the space gem ring again and disappeared in this universe.

The lineup in the air is even more amazing! Spider-Man, whose stomach is hollowed out, is still dangling on the building; Iron Man, with only the upper body left, flies in the air with the help of a jet; Magneto, suspended in the void, grinning with a bloody mouth; The Human Torch, with only a skeleton left, is still burning; Ms. Marvel, whose tights outline her graceful lines, but is actually full of rotten meat. Behind them are Storm, Cannonball, Falcon, Angel, Iron Patriot, Nighthawk, Scarlet Witch, Vision and many other strong men. And the familiar voice is none other than the leader, Captain America Steve. The zombie version of him has half of his head cut off, his eyeballs are protruding, and his fishy yellow teeth are stained with dark red blood.

Although it is one trillion degrees, it is just that, and it is just the self-promotion of the Zetton family. After all, one trillion degrees is enough to destroy the solar system. If the Zetton family is really that awesome, there will be no Ultraman. The responsibility of maintaining peace in the universe has long fallen on them.

"Hey man, I'll just take a bite. I promise just one bite. What about that little bit between your crotch? The earth is full of zombies now, and there's no use in keeping it. Why don't you give it to me? If there's some thick juice, it'll be even more perfect!" Zombie Deadpool failed in his sneak attack again, and said while standing on the ground, jumping up and down.

Just as Duke was about to leave, he suddenly heard a familiar voice.

On the ground! The Black Panther with his right leg broken off, revealing his white leg bones; the Stoneman with his body rotten and ready to break; the Hulk with a green face and fangs; the Mystique with his arms hanging down and staggering; the Punisher with his right side missing, still smoking a cigar; the Wolverine with his body covered in rotten flesh and six steel claws sticking out. In addition, there are Cyclops, Daredevil, Gambit, Hawkeye, Invisible Woman, Colossus, Iron Fist, Moon Knight, Quicksilver, Black Widow, Blade, Beast, etc.

"Uh! Man, I didn't recognize you without any clothes on... Have we met somewhere before?"

Duke: “…”

It’s not a good place to stay for long!

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