"What an unlovable kid!" Yutarashi Zixiao looked unhappy. It can be confirmed that this is a naughty child.
"Oh! I thought it would be an old man!" Duke scratched his head, with an expression that said, "I am so naive, please don't criticize me." But in fact, he was madly complaining in his heart, "Ah, black mesh tights, is it really okay for a grown man like you to wear this?" "Uncle police, there is a pervert here!"
"Why would it be the old man?" Yutarai Zixiao asked in confusion, totally unable to understand the naughty kid's thought process.
"Isn't that what the stories say? Being chased, falling off a cliff, and meeting a very powerful old man." Duke continued to output his cuteness.
"..." Where did you hear this story from? There are no cliffs here, nor any powerful old grandfathers! "Sorry, uncle!" Seeing that Yutarai Shixiao ignored him, Duke apologized quickly. He still had a lot of questions to ask, and he couldn't offend the man in front of him. In his previous life, this outfit was abnormal, but in the world of Naruto, it was definitely a ninja.
"Uncle!" Yutarai Shixiao was struck by lightning. Although the kid in front of him was about the same age as his daughter, it was okay to call him uncle, but why did it sound so sad! I am thirty years old, in the prime of life, the golden age of a ninja.
"What's wrong, uncle?" Duke was trying to kill himself.
"If you can't remember, forget it. At least the guardian is a ninja, which is a good start." Duke wiped the water off his face and said goodbye to the past. In the previous life, his parents had two older brothers to support them, so one more wouldn't be too much or too little. His parents in this life should be gone, and he didn't feel anything. To be honest, watching memories is like watching a TV series, and it's intermittent. There is no sense of substitution at all, so I give it a bad review.
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"Damn rich people, such a tiny bedroom actually has an independent bathroom. There must be some in other rooms too. So many toilets in the house, he's really perverted." Duke pushed open the sliding door, muttered, and stood in front of the sink with a small stool.
"As long as you are satisfied, as your guardian, we have already made a preliminary acquaintance. We will have a long time to spend together in the future, so you'd better be obedient. Let me make it clear first, when dealing with naughty children, I always fatten them up twice first!" Yutelaishi Zixiao was very dissatisfied. The boss dug a pit for the younger brother to jump into. Although this pit was not as deep as it was at the beginning, it is still a pit, no matter how shallow it is. I dare not attack the boss, but I can do whatever I want to you, a little brat. "Haha!" Duke touched his head and laughed. I also hate perverted uncles, especially the perverted uncle with mesh tights named Yutelaishi.
For a moment, three flowers gathered at the top of the head, five qi converged, golden lotus fell from the sky, and the sound of the avenue lingered in the air. Duke opened his eyes that could see through the void and murmured, "I am the only one in heaven and on earth!"
"It's nothing, just call him uncle!" Yutewashi Zixiao waved his hand, not wanting to argue with the naughty kid.
"You dawdling little boy, it's time to eat. Why do you take so long to wash your face... Wow, it stinks. What did you do in there?" Yu Shouxi Zixiao pushed open the door, pinched his nose, picked up the salted fish that was still lying on the ground, and walked out quickly.
"Stop grinning like an idiot! You've been sleeping for two days. You're really sleepy. Although the medical ninjas have healed your injuries, they can't cure your hunger. It's time for dinner. Go wash your face and eat." Yutarashi Zixiao pointed behind Duke, turned around, closed the door, and left in style.
"There is no plug-in in the time travel, which is different from what we agreed! Where is the coach? I want to delete my account and start over! I have no system, no grandfather, no portable space, I am not a plane businessman, and I don’t even have a spirit behind me. What’s the difference between me and a salted fish! Ah, it stinks, I’m going to faint!" Duke fell on the tatami, bending forward in frustration.
After taking off his pants and seeing the mysterious elephant, Duke finally breathed a sigh of relief. It was still there. Sure enough, it was so cute, it must be a boy. The ancients were right! "But this is too cute, it's obviously there! Does the transformation from two-dimensional to three-dimensional make the characters more beautiful?" Duke couldn't accept this strange phenomenon. It was obvious that the pervert just now was very ugly.
"Ah?" Duke said that I have used this name in both of my lives.
"Any questions?"
“Eh!!!”
"Oh!! It's too careless. Just adding the surname Yutemachi in front of it feels the same as not changing it!" Duke complained. This is also called changing the name. Am I still called Duke? And what does guardian mean? Does it mean literally? That's really tragic! "Not satisfied? Then call it Yutemachi Goudan, or Yutemachi Catdan, Yutemachi Chicken, Duck Egg, Goose Egg, you name it!" Yutemachi Zixiao didn't care. Isn't it just a name? How important is a code name? The naughty kid doesn't have so many requirements. If you keep talking nonsense, I'll call you Goudan.
"I can travel through time even after being hit by a star destroyer. As the chosen one, I must have a cool cheat. Should I choose to cultivate immortality or magic? What a happy trouble!" Duke jumped off the small stool happily, sat cross-legged on the ground, with his five hearts facing the sky, and entered his own spiritual world. This is what is written in novels, it can't be wrong.
"Nothing, I just want to confirm! After all, I have to ask for your opinion before changing your name." Mitarashi Shisho has confirmed that the kid in front of him has no idea that he has Mizunotsuki's bloodline, so the trouble is much less. As the head of the Anbu, he believes in his ability, and a four-year-old kid can't fool him.
"I'm wearing a female body? No... No... Impossible! This book is for men! Calm down, I must calm down at this moment, maybe she is just dressed like me. That's it, I'll look for it first, that toilet-like thing should be the time machine, get in it, and I can go back to Earth." Duke collapsed and spoke incoherently. It was already hard to accept traveling through time, and now I'm wearing a female body, this is going to kill me. Do all travelers who have been bombarded by a star destroyer become girls? My penis is gone, what's the point of living...
"Uncle, my name is Duke, I'm four years old, thank you for saving me." Seeing that the target person had no interest in him, Duke quickly changed his personality. If the cute type didn't work, he would change to a polite type. You're just a native of another world, I have a hundred personality types, there's always one that suits you.
OK! The above is all nonsense. The actual situation is that Duke has changed more than a dozen positions, such as lying down, lying prone, and curled up, but he still can't find the door to the spiritual world. It was not until he farted while doing horse stance that he realized that fairy tales are all lies.
"The perverted uncle is called Mitarashi Shisho? I haven't heard of this name in Naruto. He should be a minor character." Duke thought about it carefully for a while. This name was not mentioned in the original work. He must be a passerby character who was killed before he could introduce his name. Of course, there is also a possibility that he crossed at the wrong time and the plot has not started yet, or he simply traveled through time and Naruto and Sasuke were already kneeling.
Well, a four-year-old kid can't fool you, but what about a twenty-six plus four-year-old kid? He's the same age as you, and he has a hundred different personalities...
"Duke?" Yutarashi Zixiao raised an eyebrow: "No need to thank me, I wasn't the one who saved you. Also, is Duke your full name?"
"For example, my name is Yutarai... Zixiao. What about you, is Duke your full name? Is it Ito Duke, Tojo Duke, or something like that?" Yutarai Zixiao said casually, but in fact he was staring at Duke closely.
"Please don't, I am very satisfied with the name Duke Yutemai." Duke burst into tears. How much do you like eggs? Dog eggs or something, my last name is not Li. They clearly said they would ask for my opinion, it's simply dictatorial! He saw that if he objected, the other party would really change his name to Dog Egg.
After washing his face vigorously and rubbing his tender little face, Duke comforted himself that if he was cute when he was young, he would definitely be ugly when he grew up. Obviously, his father in this life had a square face, and it was not a dream to become a masculine man. However, thinking of his mother's oval face, Duke became uneasy again. This fair skin was completely inherited from his mother. Obviously, the genes of his mother's family were stronger, and his future was worrying.
"Change your name?" Why change your name for no reason? You're changing my name. Are we familiar with each other? Isn't the surname Du good? There are more than five million people with the surname Du in our area. One person's spit is enough for you to swim. You pervert in a mesh tights, if you don't say something today, you'll be prepared to bear the wrath of five million people! "From now on, your name is Duke Yutemai, and I'll be your guardian from now on!" Yutemai Zixiao thought about it carefully. He has no talent at all for naming.
In the mirror, a cute little girl looked at Duke. She had black pupils and long hair. She wore the same clothes and band-aid as him. When Duke smiled, she smiled too. When Duke turned his head, she turned his head too.
"My name is Duke. This is my full name. My surname is Du and my first name is Ke!" Who would have a surname like Ito and Tojo? They would be hanged! This uncle named Yutarai Shixiao, don't say such dangerous words. This book might fail! Well, even though this is only the fourth chapter, there's nothing to be sad about if it fails! "Full name?" Yutarai Shixiao looked down at him, trying to see something, but Duke did not lie to him. He was called this name.
Outside the house, the faint scent of green grass hits you in the face. The straight wooden corridor, the bamboo and stone dotted in the courtyard, the gravel path, the unknown flowers and plants, the shallow pool, and a few koi, it can be seen that the owner here is very good at enjoying life.
You can't tell that this guy has an artistic heart under his rough appearance and wild mesh tights... He is really a pervert! Duke didn't resist when he was pulled by the collar, and looked around curiously. To his surprise, this house was very quiet. There were no pillars with shurikens stuck in them, and no big holes left by practicing ninjutsu. Duke was immersed in the peace and relaxed in his mind, but he was put on the chair roughly before he could come to his senses. Before he could complain, the unique aroma of food floated into his nose, and his stomach also growled in response.
"Zixiao, you should be gentler." Natsuki Mitarashi patted her husband in dissatisfaction and smiled kindly at Duke, "Especially such a cute boy. I was really scared at first!"
Uh... let’s not talk about the cuteness thing.
(End of this chapter)