Duke didn't really wait for a reply. He skipped class and ran home, thinking of letting go of her in a gentle, polite and tactful way that would not anger Tomie.
After all, this woman has definitely never been dumped by anyone.
"I'm sorry, after thinking it over, I feel that except for my wealth, I am not worthy of you in any other aspects!"
"Our sizes are not right, yours is too loose... ah, no, mine is too thin."
"Actually, since my parents died, I realized that what I really like is boys!"
Duke tried to organize his words, but he always felt that if he really said that, he might die faster. He had no choice but to take a week off and decided to stay out of the spotlight. Maybe when Miss Tomie's sheep died, she would forget about him and find a new love.
As long as you keep your life, having two more hats on your head is not a big deal.
"We know you've ascended, but there's no need to show off. Let me ask you which world you went to!" the Dukes said unhappily.
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Damn it, the chainsaw killer has switched his job to driving a taxi! Duke gave up, he returned to his new home, locked the doors and windows, hugged the golden Buddha and nestled in the bed, quietly waiting for death to come.
This view was affirmed by all the Dukes. They had seen Japanese devils in their entire lives, but had never seen Japanese ghosts.
Duke narrowly escaped death and vowed to follow Brother Guang from now on. With sincerity, he looked at the Buddha statue again and found it was indeed extraordinary. It was made of golden glaze and had a solemn appearance, showing the majestic aura of Buddhism. It was said to be a combination of Eastern and Western styles and had been blessed by a priest.
The Dukes looked at the newbie in front of them with admiration: "You are still alive today, that must be because those big guys had a disagreement on how to kill you."
The newbie Duke had a stunned look on his face. Three seconds later... he began to calmly think about the possibility of success. To be honest, he felt quite excited just thinking about it!
Duke happily held the golden Buddha and took it with him when he ate or went to the toilet. Until one day, when he was taking a bath, he wiped the golden Buddha floating in the bathtub and he was a little too rough... and wiped off the gold paint.
"Goodbye, never see you again!" Duke pushed the door open like lightning, got out of the car, and ran away, smoking all the way, wishing he had two more legs.
"And Kayako from next door..." someone in the crowd who was looking for trouble spoke up.
No, my life has just begun, it absolutely cannot end like this. After thinking it over, Duke burst out with a strong desire to survive, and he decided to... move! Moving closer probably wouldn't work, so he moved directly to the United States. Uh... Actually, it was just a student visa. His wealthy parents had real estate there, so it was very easy to get a visa. Don't ask why it only took half a day to get a visa. This is the terrible power of money! Duke flew to the United States overnight. He was very lucky that the plane didn't crash, but after arriving at his new home, he was completely desperate.
"No, it's after the ascension! How terrifying!" Duke from the martial arts fusion world was terrified.
Duke was just wondering about this, and he had a nightmare that night. A female ghost in blue clothes and long hair floated up to his house from downstairs, opened her big black mouth, and tried to bite him... She really bit him, not just to tear him apart.
After dealing with the newbie who was full of ghosts, the Dukes focused their attention on another newbie. He was dressed in a neat military uniform and came from the world of Fullmetal Alchemist. He was proficient in the flame formation and his strength was enough to allow him to... light a cigarette with a flame.
Duke was silent for a while. This seemed to be a dead end. Then he looked at the taxi driver with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and asked for some unknown reason: "Brother, which crew do you work for?" "My name is Thomas Hewett, I'm from Texan, and I used to work in a slaughterhouse." The taxi driver smiled like a warm man.
There is a price to pay for traveling through time and space and becoming a rich second-generation. At this moment, Duke felt the world's full of malice towards travelers.
The old man hesitated and refused to say.
Who is Aunt Mei?
"Oh no, oh no, I'm ascending!" Duke from the martial arts world had a look of fear on his face. When he had practiced martial arts to the extreme, he felt the rejection of the world. A layer of invisible and intangible substance wrapped him. He poked it out of curiosity, and then broke through the void and ascended.
The newbie argued that the real strength is not the destructive power, but the knowledge, which is priceless. However, most Dukes had no interest in this, as they could not use the Alchemy Array in their world, so they persuaded him to learn about the Gate of Truth and Human Alchemy to broaden his horizons.
A videotape!
"This old man must have been a respectable man when he was young, otherwise he wouldn't be thinking about a beautiful sister-in-law all day long..." Duke thought, stroking his chin.
The next day, the doorbell rang and his girlfriend Tomie appeared at the door, flirting and complaining about him leaving alone. Then Tomie happily said that she had also transferred here and brought a gift for Duke.
However, Duke was still supported by his strong desire to survive. He got into a taxi and told the driver that he would go anywhere as long as he could leave the Crystal Lake community.
Green is good, healthy and environmentally friendly! After staying at home for three days, I did nothing except shaking two peripherals, a meal of intestines and three-way, and sending them to the anorectal and stomatological departments. After three meals a day, Duke felt a little bored. Just then, an old man moved in downstairs, and he was bored so he went to visit him.
Although he didn't know why Yego reached his hand into Brother Guang's bowl to grab food, Duke didn't mind. As long as he could ward off evil spirits and exorcise ghosts, he would be a good brother.
After not seeing Tomie for several days, Duke's tense nerves relaxed a little, but good fortune never comes alone, and misfortune never comes alone, and he still underestimated the world.
Duke from the first world patted the newbie and consoled him: "From today on, they will avoid you. What do you have to be afraid of? That Tomie is pretty good. After you get out, train her to be a bastard. She has received my true teachings. No matter what kind of chaste heroine she is, she will fall under your stick and call you daddy."
Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! Damn! This life is unbearable. I will die sooner or later. Duke's eyes were dull, as if he saw the shy smile of the blue-clothed female ghost! After taking a bath, Duke hugged the golden Buddha with a missing piece of gold. He felt cold in his heart and balls. He finally became a rich second-generation, but it was over like this...
Sure enough, for the next two days, the female ghost in blue clothes downstairs only dared to wander at the door and did not dare to go upstairs.
The next day I heard that all the security guards in the community had either gone crazy or died.
The Dukes looked disgusted, thinking that this strength was worse than having no strength at all.
"Then what happened? Which world did you go to? The fairyland?"
"I hope they stay apart all their lives..." Newbie Duke said with a sad face.
As a result, in the living room, the golden Buddha that the original owner's parents had obtained from a nunnery suddenly burst out with golden light, which burned the female ghost so much that she screamed in pain and turned into black smoke and escaped.
A few days ago, the neighborhood where he lived was haunted. In the middle of the night, he heard a psychopath shouting, "Catch ghosts with plastic wrap, and fight ghosts with chocolate." He kept yelling all night, jumping off buildings, using electric saws, and trying to commit suicide, which made him unable to sleep well all night.
As a result, the night passed peacefully, but Duke was trembling with fear and did not fall asleep until dawn.
His parents' property was located on Elm Street in the Crystal Lake community. Next door lived Ms. Kayako. His son Junxiong had a chubby face and was quite cute when he smiled... No way! Duke didn't care that it was late at night and wanted to leave immediately to hide in a nearby town, but the taxi driver told him that the nearest town was called Silent Hill.
The newbie refused on the spot. If the kidney was gone, who would be responsible? The newbie's words made sense, and everyone could not refute them. At this time, Duke from the martial arts fusion world came late.
The old man surnamed Chen came from Hong Kong. He was a warm-hearted man and everyone called him Uncle Qiang. Although he was old, he was still in good health, but he was a little slurred and occasionally muttered "Auntie Mei", "Auntie Mei" and so on.
…
"After the ascension!"
"MMP, are you itching for trouble?" The Dukes were furious. Couldn't they just say it out loud in one breath?
“NND, don’t you understand or what? I already said after the ascension!” Duke from the martial arts fusion world was also angry.
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