They are all ugly and ugly. Some are big and strong with loud voices, playing the role of O'Neal on the court, while others have bulbous noses, cross-eyed, sausage-shaped mouths, pig-kidney faces, beards and straight eyebrows.
Those who look a bit like women are either frail or have incurable diseases! Not to mention frail and sickly, they often take long vacations to go to the hospital, either vomiting blood from above or below. They bleed for a total of 30 days a month, which is very fierce! Those who have incurable diseases are even more serious, such as congenital heart disease and leukemia, and they are too embarrassed to say that they are sick here. Level 10 tuberculosis and level 9 disability have to be low-key.
But these girls are all literary and feminist. They quarrel with straight men every day, like to read erotic novels, and shout that women hold up half the sky. They want harems and want to see gays.
This school is a bit weird!
Fortunately, the dormitory assigned by Duke was relatively normal. The other three people were the type who seemed to be fine on the surface: Hong Yi, the student union president and a real academic master; Li Qiang, who vowed to become a business oligarch; and Wang Mang, who liked to study ancient books.
Just one month after entering school, I heard that nine dragons were pulling a coffin on Mount Tai, and many alumni were crushed to death.
Soon after, Li Qiang, a future business tycoon, dropped out of school, saying that he was going to set up a stall; the real academic master went out to buy supper on a stormy night, and did not return all night, becoming a missing person.
After exchanging memories, the newcomer Duke felt sorry for himself and was still thinking about YES OR NO: "If I hadn't come here, would I have gone to the main god space?"
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Just today, he stayed up late playing games, just finished a bucket of instant noodles, and was ready to relax before taking a shower and going to bed. He put on headphones, spread toilet paper on the table, and clicked on more than a dozen subfolders in a row, and finally arrived at tonight's goal: Teacher XX teaches you to speak Neon language.
As a bird, the monster Duke is not so lucky, or rather, he does not have such a good bloodline. After traveling through time, he possessed a black-backed falcon, which was so ordinary that it had no special features.
As misfortunes never come singly, classmate Wang Mang died a few days ago. It was said that he was attending a book signing event by a well-known author, but a sudden thunderclap struck in the open-air square and found him among thousands of people.
Then, a dazzling light suddenly burst out on the screen, and two warriors in golden armor, holding supreme magic weapons, stared at Duke from the left and right.
A thunderclap sounded from outside the window, and the wind was strong and the rain was pouring. Duke was startled. When he looked back, the option box on the screen had disappeared. Instead, a gray vortex was spinning. In the center, a dark hole seemed to suck people's souls. A progress bar with the standard "travel is about to begin" quickly grew to 100%!
"You didn't click NO?"
"Great! I love licking ass!"
Journey to the West! ?
The gist of it is, where did this demon bird come from that dares to act so recklessly at their mountain gate? Demon bird! Spiritual energy! Mountain gate!
Tsk tsk, the probability is even smaller than buying a lottery ticket!
Duke: “…”
Duke understood instantly that he had traveled to the world of cultivation. Now, the dream of immortality hidden deep in the heart of every living being was ignited. He decided to pursue the path of immortality. If it was impossible to live as long as heaven and earth, living a thousand years longer would be good.
When the video opens, the first thing that catches your eye is the bright red font "FBI Warning".
"I seem to see a large group of proud people setting sail, with green hats... no, green flags planted all over the world!"
"You spend every day with the three big guys, and you actually use playing games to cultivate relationships. The real academic master's grades have plummeted in the last few months, and you have to take the blame."
"Hey, did anyone listen to what I just said? Learn more about the Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin! When you get out, go to Mars first, maybe you can catch the last train."
The ashtray smashed the screen, the screen went black, Duke fell on the bed angrily, and fell asleep with his head covered. In his dream, the words YES OR NO lingered in his ears...
"Impossible! No matter how you look at it, the focus of that world is not on the Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin..."
Duke's face suddenly became serious, because this was a modern warfare science and education film that explained infantry combat in detail in Japanese. He had to carefully consider such a rigorous teaching material throughout the whole process and could not use fast forward easily.
From the mouth of the demon king, Duke learned that their demon clan had seven great demon kings, and they were called the Seven Great Saints of the Demon Clan!
"Welcome to the Paralyzed Man's Joy, let's do it together if we are brothers!"
"Follow the girls' channel!"
However, halfway through the textbook showing a fierce war, when Duke had a ferocious look on his face, a pop-up window suddenly popped up.
The boiling blood cooled down, Duke put down the toilet paper in his hand, and looked at the pop-up window on the screen with a more serious look. The bloody YES OR NO made him speechless for a long time, and he trembled and lit a cigarette.
At this moment, Duke and Wang Mang were the only ones left in the dormitory.
By the way, the famous writer is named Han Li. He is best at writing long fantasy novels, and they are very good.
...The Dukes looked at the newcomer speechlessly. There were so many things to complain about. Which one should they start with? "What is that? A 211 key project of the Transmigrator University?"
Having narrowly escaped death, he dared not stay where he was, and immediately flapped his wings and flew up into the sky. When he looked down, he saw a monk in white clothes jumping out from the forest, holding a flying sword and cursing at him.
Later, Duke called Li Qiang's cell phone, but was told that the owner was out of service area.
"Hasn't the Nine Dragons Pulling Coffin understood this in depth?"
The most important thing is that he can transform! Even a salted fish can turn things around if he has motivation, let alone Duke, a time traveler with a bird's body and a human heart.
He endured the days of sleeping in the open air, eating raw meat and drinking blood, searching for famous mountains and rivers with spiritual energy during the day, and absorbing and exhaling spiritual energy and the essence of the sun and the moon by instinct at night. Finally, God rewarded his hard work and found him a mountain with little spiritual energy, and then... he was captured by the demon king on the mountain.
Duke insisted that the dormitory must be cursed, and for the sake of his life, he moved out resolutely.
"Do you want to understand the meaning of life? Do you want to truly... live?"
Although he turned into a bird, Duke never complained about being able to live a new life. Besides, flying is the dream of every human being. He could fly freely in the sky, so what could he be dissatisfied with? Until one day, when he was flying over a beautiful mountain, he found that the mountain exuded a refreshing breath that made him feel clear-headed. Every time he inhaled, his muscles and bones became stronger, and even his black feathers became darker and shinier.
"Stop it. What's so good about the main god space? Life and death, freedom are not up to you. You might even run into a scheming man and get killed."
"Hello, Da Zha, I am Zha Zha Hui!"
A gift of a head from a thousand miles away is a token of great sentiment! The demon king was preparing to stew Duke as a snack, but when he heard him speak human language and learned about his many hardships, he thought he was a promising talent, so he spared his life and took him in as a patrolling demon.
Duke didn't care about much, and landed in the forest with his wings folded, ready to build a nest here to live. But before he could choose a new home, a flying sword came towards him like a gust of wind, almost taking his life.
Duke: “…”
Which one should I choose? After finishing a pack of cigarettes and with the last cigarette butt burning his fingers, Duke gritted his teeth and clicked hard on the YES option with his mouse.
The dukes were chattering and arguing, and the bird-headed monster duke, who no one cared about, came to the front of the phoenix duke in two steps. Looking at the majestic phoenix duke, his eyes were full of envy.
Duke: “…”
Ten years later, Duke finally became what he is now. He couldn't blame him for not working hard. He really didn't have a famous teacher to guide him, so he had to rely on exploration to cultivate. The demon king was also a half-baked person. He didn't have any magic skills, only a simple demon cultivation method, which he had figured out by himself.
The fact that Duke can transform is a result of the good deeds of his ancestors.
After Phoenix Duke and Bird-head Duke exchanged memories... they were actually just patrolling monsters. They hugged the golden thigh and rubbed it, and then upgraded all the way.
(End of this chapter)