The next morning, Duke struggled to get out of bed. He had slept for a whole day and night, and his mind was a mess. He vaguely remembered that someone was making a lot of noise downstairs yesterday, and then...
And then what happened?
Duke rubbed his dizzy head. Excessive sleep weakened the activity of brain cells, and the negative effect was that he wanted to sleep a little longer.
In the living room, Saitama was still sleeping soundly. He kicked the blanket aside and slept on the living room floor with only his legs hanging on the sofa. A happy bubble in his nose grew from big to small and then grew from small to big with his breathing.
"You can sleep better than me, aren't you afraid of dying in your sleep?"
Duke kicked the bald man on the head with a loud bang, and he squatted down, covering his foot.
"It hurts! My leg...is broken!"
"Where have you been? Someone is looking for you." Duke pointed at Genos.
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"It's another energetic day!"
The bathroom is always busy in the early morning. As the owner of the house, Duke grabs the right to use the bathroom first, while Saitama wanders back and forth at the bathroom door, covering his crotch.
Saitama looked at the beautiful scene he had created, and was deeply immersed in it. Anywhere... ahem, the shame of being exposed to nature, mixed with a little panic of being seen, the two complex emotions mixed together, and were replaced by a rush of sourness, which gave him a sense of immoral excitement and pleasure.
"Flash Cannon!!"
It's impossible, it can't be him, there must be a third person here!
That's right! "Hey, who are you... looking for? Are you looking for Saitama?" Duke turned around and saw Genos standing there stupidly, and he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.
Genos: (._.)…
"Oh, you're looking for Duke! Are you his friend? He's in the room, just go in yourself!"
"Damn it, it's just a rotten tooth, but it's so stubborn?" Duke said hatefully, holding the line.
"I don't care. If you don't let me in, I'm going to pee in the living room!"
“Waaaaaa——”
Hearing the bald man's screams, Duke felt refreshed. The sky seemed bluer, the water seemed greener, and even his confused brain cells became active.
"Um, hello... I'm here to look for someone who lives here."
"But what's wrong?" Genos asked hurriedly.
Genos: (￣△￣；) Saitama: Σ(°△°|||)︴
Duke's self-esteem suffered tons of critical hits. He used Life Return to heal his injuries, stood in front of Saitama with a cold face, and looked at Saitama who was grinning foolishly in his sleep, feeling extremely unhappy.
At this moment, Genos was devastated. He was ready to pester the master, but why was the painting so sloppy? Where was the hermit master? Why was there only a wretched bald man standing on the railing watering the trees? Genos prayed in his heart that the teacher he was looking for was not the bald man in front of him.
"Hey, isn't he here to see you?" Saitama touched his bald head, looking confused.
"But……"
"Idiot, can't you use your brain? There are many weirdos in Z City, and the population is small. There are only you and me in the nearby blocks. Even if you go downstairs and cross the road, no one will care."
"Almost done, give me two more minutes."
"It feels so comfortable!" Saitama grinned, his sloppy facial features becoming blurred.
"Bald bastard, can't you just go outside and solve it?"
It must not be him! It must not be him! It must not be him!
Genos, who has been defeated time and time again, never won a single battle, and has thrown away his weapons and armor, and has a mine at home, are you here to become Saitama's apprentice?
Duke was full of resentment. The bald devil hit him without mercy. His teeth were shaken and he was half dead. Even if he gave his life, he couldn't be saved.
Great, it really wasn't him! Genos heaved a sigh of relief, and with a nervous heart, he pushed open the door of Duke's house. Just when he was halfway through the door, the sound of water splashing was heard again behind him.
"You've said this eight times!" Saitama complained.
"Maybe you're half awake and half asleep, so you don't remember." Saitama interrupted, "I also occasionally sleepwalk out and fight monsters. When I wake up, I'm sleeping on the street covered in blood."
In the living room, Duke tied a fishing line to the dangling rotten tooth, tied the other end to the door, and then kicked the door hard. With a snap, the fishing line stretched straight, making a whine that was too hard to type, struggled for a while, and finally broke.
Genos looked at Saitama, then at Duke, and then... all three of them were confused.
"Ahhh, I can't hold it anymore. Duke, I'm coming in!"
On the ground, Saitama, who was sleeping soundly, scratched his head, turned over and continued to sleep, just like an ordinary person being bitten by a mosquito.
From spiritual satisfaction!
"Duke, are you okay? I can't hold it anymore."
Five minutes later, the three of them sat around the coffee table in the living room.
"Asshole, don't touch my door. How strong are your hands? Don't you have any idea?"
Three seconds later, Saitama came to his senses, groaned hurriedly, and used the world's strongest power to hold back the remaining half of his urine.
Genos: “…”
"Okay, I'll listen to you then."
Genos: (＝.＝)
Duke stepped on Saitama's chest, then opened his five fingers and aimed at the opponent's head with a mocking aura, and huge energy filled his palms.
"You can't blame me for this. That tooth of yours must have a cavity... and the two minutes are up!" Saitama stopped pacing back and forth. He stood with his feet turned inward stubbornly, and leaned against the door, trembling.
"Ahhh, I'm not a dead bald guy... Hey, let's go outside?" Saitama's eyes lit up. This is really a good idea, but shame got in the way, and he said shyly: "But, it's not good to urinate anywhere... right!"
Hearing the sound of footsteps stopping, Saitama turned his wretched bald head, and his blurry eyes met the other person's gaze.
Saitama nodded quickly, jogging to open the door, not even having time to put on his shoes. At this point, his patience had reached its limit, and he didn't care about anything else. He jumped onto the railing of the corridor, took out his heavy artillery, aimed at the green trees downstairs - open the gate and release the water! The little Ding Ding swayed in the wind, and Saitama lifted his stride hard, splashing water heavily on the treetops below. There were a few drops of dew on the green leaves, and when the morning sun shone on them, they reflected a colorful little rainbow, which was very beautiful.
"But I'm dying..." Saitama's face turned pale, quickly turned blue, and tended to turn black.
The scene was silent for a while, with only the sound of splashing water that never stopped...
"I can't take it anymore. My patience has reached its limit!" Saitama was so anxious that he was sweating all over. He reached out and knocked on the bathroom door.
"This is the last time."
<(￣▽￣)>Click!
"Stop it, it's not even thirty seconds."
"Huh!? Looking for me!?" Duke blinked, looking confused.
"Duke, are you calling me?" The bald man walked in from outside with a relaxed look on his face.
"Asshole, who do you think made me like this?" Duke said slowly while looking at the mirror in the bathroom, "During the last battle, you broke a tooth of mine loose, and it hasn't healed yet!"
"But I don't remember fighting with anyone yesterday. I should have been sleeping the whole time." Duke scratched his chin. Mosquito Girl was actually dead. What a pity for such a good RBQ. She was obviously worth training.
boom!!
"Who are you?" Saitama's expression was distorted. From his look, one could tell that he was enduring unspeakable pain.
After figuring out the whole story, Duke suddenly realized, "If you are talking about the Qigong Cannon, then it is indeed my move, but..."
"Go quickly, and consider it as supporting greening!"
"Saitama, get out of here later!" Duke felt a chill, as if he was almost killed last night.
Genos stared at Duke and gritted his teeth and said, "Teacher Duke, please accept me as your apprentice!"
"ha!?"
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