Seeing the newbie appear, the two cruel and ruthless guys stopped talking and walked straight over.

"How are you going to deal with the strongest female general in the empire? She is not someone you can take lightly!"

"A good knife. The idea of ​​the survival of the fittest is deeply rooted in her. She will fight for whoever gives her a war. I use it very easily."

"Be careful of the knife backlash."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid of the cold!"

The two of them talked as they walked, and when they came to the newbie, they just finished the conversation.

The first newbie was a burly man with a crew cut, dressed in a green monk’s robe. I didn’t know if he was a real monk or a fake one.

“Junior brother, our Shaolin Temple is the leader in martial arts in the world. We are the best in boxing, kicking, weapons, lightness and internal strength. Which one do you want to learn?” “I will learn whichever the Eighteen Bronze Men learned!” Stephen Zhou was probably traumatized by the beating.

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"Good, you have ambition. I like people like you who are not afraid of death." Duke gave a thumbs up and praised, pointing to the secret books on the shelves in the Sutra Library: "The martial arts of the Eighteen Bronze Men are all here, pick one!"

The first newbie traveled to a parallel world of the Earth, which was a little earlier than the millennium, and he became a monk tragically. The good news is that he was a monk who practiced on behalf of others. The father of the original body knew the abbot and agreed to take him away from the temple when he learned martial arts. The bad news is that on the day Duke traveled here, the father of the original body... died! Duke: "..."

The last one is a newbie wearing a shirt and trousers. His face is full of the sacred dignity of teaching and educating people. He is very handsome, but it’s a pity that his yellow hair affects his temperament.

"Okay, junior brother, it's not a good idea for you to flip through the books randomly like this. Let me recommend a few books to you." Duke said as he picked out a secret book and handed it over.

"Zhi Xi, this is my new disciple Zhi Chuang, who is also your junior fellow apprentice. I have to go to Boss Wang's house in the next few days to treat his wife's infertility, so I can't get away. You take him to familiarize himself with the situation in the temple first." The sterilization master left in a hurry after saying this. Boss Wang donated a lot of money to the temple, and the abbot said that the great philanthropist Wang must not be childless, so his wife must be pregnant no matter what.

Duke’s expression remained unchanged, and he looked at Stephen Zhou with disdain: “Junior brother, who told you that you must be a virgin to practice Tongzi Kungfu?”

"Brother, be careful with your words. This is just me. If the abbot heard this, you would have to sit on his bed and have a long chat tonight."

"Thank you for the reminder, senior brother. I am grateful for your kindness. I still have ten dollars here. I will treat you to roast chicken tonight." Stephen Zhou shuddered when he thought of Master Meng Yiyi's wretched face.

"Junior brother, there is no New Oriental here, only the kitchen of Shaolin Temple."

Duke: “…”

Duke was bored, so he happily took him to the Sutra Library.

As they experienced more and more worlds, the Dukes' life experiences accumulated and their vision of people became very accurate. They had a general idea of ​​the identities of the three newbies, but they still had to integrate their memories to figure out what world they had traveled to.

Finally, Chinese football dominated the world, swept the world powers, and won the World Cup! From the group stage, every game was 100:0, scoring like basketball. There were six main players in the national team who were also lay disciples of Shaolin Temple.

"Brother, why are they all virgin skills?"

Two days later, Stephen Chow failed to escape several times and was beaten by the Eighteen Bronze Men to a point where even his mother didn't recognize him. He finally realized that if he wanted to escape from Shaolin Temple, he must have excellent martial arts, so he turned to Duke to teach him martial arts.

The second newbie was wearing a white coat, looking gentle and wearing gold-rimmed glasses. Many professionals wore white coats, but the two Dukes knew at first glance that he was engaged in medical work. There was no way, he was a doctor before he traveled through time, and his temperament was too familiar.

"How about this [Wudang Nine Yang Boy's Kung Fu]?" Duke handed over another secret book.

So, Duke was very lucky to see the world-renowned "God of Gamblers" Gao Jin on TV! On this day, Duke was complaining about Ah Xing from the next village going to Hong Kong to live with his uncle. As a result, when he turned around, he saw his master, Master Sterilizer, bringing Ah Xing over.

"That requires a virginity," Duke explained.

Secondly, the pork seller Aqi in the market next door was repeatedly kicked out of his stall because he often ordered the Dongguan-style set meal without paying. The last time Duke bought pork for the abbot, he saw Aqi following a psychopath and leaving without looking back. His back was tall and dignified, completely different from his previous vulgarity. It was hard to imagine that a man with such a back would go to prostitutes every now and then.

…

As he said that, Stephen Zhou gritted his teeth, reluctantly took out half a pack of Zhonghua cigarettes from his arms and stuffed it into Duke's hand.

"Ah Xing, didn't you go to Hong Kong? Why are you back?"

Stephen Zhou's face collapsed. He wanted to tell Duke that it was a novel, not even a wild history. He opened his mouth but couldn't say it. Finally, he had to tell the truth: "Brother, to be honest, I have been through many battles and I am no longer a virgin. Even if you give me the virgin skills, I can't practice it!"

Duke led Stephen Zhou to select more than a dozen secret books, all of which were Tongzi Kung Fu. Finally, Stephen Zhou couldn't stand it anymore and interrupted him, saying, "Brother, is there really nothing else besides Tongzi Kung Fu? For example, [Yi Jin Jing], [Xi Sui Jing], [Shen Zu Jing] and the like, I can make do with them, too."

"What a joke! The book is a lie. If you don't believe me, go ask the Eighteen Bronze Men. Before they entered the temple, they were all good at smoking, drinking and perming their hair. Didn't they also practice the Boy's Kung Fu?"

Well, in this nonsensical world, don’t pay too much attention to the details.

Duke entered the temple late and was unable to see the six senior brothers' majestic and heroic figures, but fortunately, the senior brothers did not forget their roots and used their money to buy a lot of household appliances for the temple, and also pulled a signal that could receive a single channel. According to gossip, the DVD player that the senior brothers gave to the abbot contained a lot of private goods.

There is something wrong with this world! Because he did not receive his memories after traveling through time, Duke carefully pretended to be fine and began to slowly get in touch with this world. Soon, he discovered countless flaws. What seemed normal to his original self was extremely nonsensical from the perspective of a traveler.

【The Thirteen Taibao practiced the Boy's Kung Fu】

That’s right, it’s the famous city that used tourism to promote urban economic construction and cultural development, but was banned due to the popularity of the show "Where Are We Going, Dad?"

Stephen Zhou's eyes almost popped out. "Brother, don't lie to me. I've seen Wei Xiaobao. It's obviously the Thirteen Taibao who practiced the Golden Bell Cover!"

Stephen Zhou was overjoyed when he heard this. He picked up the secret book and started to select it. Soon his face turned greener and greener. The internal skills on the bookshelf were [Pure Yang Boy's Skill], [Golden Body Boy's Skill], [Tian Gang Boy's Skill], [Eight Wastelands and Six Directions Only I Am Supreme Boy's Skill]...

Duke: “…”

"What are you talking about? If we don't practice Tongzi Kungfu in Shaolin Temple, what else can we practice?"

"Wait, aren't we from Shaolin? Why do we have the secret manuals of Wudang?"

"Amitabha, Junior Brother, you must know that all martial arts in the world come from Shaolin!" Duke shouted the Buddha's name with a solemn look.

"Junior brother, what are you doing? You make me feel embarrassed!" Duke put Zhonghua into his arms without leaving any trace, and said with difficulty: "Junior brother, tell me honestly, is there any unspeakable secret? Why don't you practice Tongzi Kung? You should know that according to historical records, when Xiao Feng, the King of the Southern Court of the Liao Dynasty, was studying in Shaolin, he learned Tongzi Kung. I am not lying to you, it is the Khitan Xiao Feng. I saw a TV series about him on TV a few days ago."

First of all, the abbot of Shaolin Temple is named Meng Yiyi. He is one of the eighteen bronze men with the highest martial arts skills in the temple. He is a person of the five vices of eating, drinking, gambling, smoking and whoring, and does not look like a proper monk at all.

"Uh...anything else?"

"That makes sense!" Stephen Zhou's face turned even greener.

"Brother, you got the wrong person. I'm not Ah Xing. Let me introduce myself. My name is Stephen Chow. I came here from Hong Kong specifically to learn cooking!"

"Damn, is it so shameless?" Stephen Zhou muttered in a low voice.

“You damn bald abbot, you actually dared to lie to me…” Stephen Zhou held his buttocks, his face filled with grief and indignation.

Stephen Zhou was shocked: "Isn't it? But that's what the book says!"

"Junior brother is indeed intelligent."

What Duke complained about the most was that the temple he was in was called Shaolin Temple, which was nothing, but what the hell was the Shaolin Temple in X City, Dongguan Province?

Stephen Chow: “…”

"Alright, Junior Brother, don't worry about it. Take this book [Northern Ocean Boy's Kung Fu] and practice it. It's simple and easy to learn. Many novices started out with it, absorbing heroes from all over the world and finally dominating the universe."

Stephen Chow: “…”

"Oh, yes. There is also this book [Powerful Diamond Leg]. I see that you look similar to this secret book, so it must be very suitable for you to practice. Take them together!"

(End of this chapter)