There's no way. The work is busy and the dean also needs to relax.
Sharpening the knife does not delay the chopping of wood! Only with a full mental state can we better devote ourselves to work and be better people... ahem, this is the United States, so we should say that we can better resist the sugar-coated bullets of capitalism and firmly uphold the core socialist values.
Dean Du works for 15 minutes every day and signs some documents. He spends the remaining 7 hours and 45 minutes playing games with real money, thus perfectly resisting the corruption of hedonism in the capital world.
Don't ask where the money came from, it just happened that his personal account had the same account number as Arkham Hospital. Dean Du didn't know about this, if he knew he would definitely not do this, this is all the bank's fault!
Maybe it was because he was unlucky today. After several hours, Duke didn't win a single game. As soon as he quit the game, a black shadow rushed in from the window. It was the wealthy Dark Knight - Batman!
No wonder I had bad luck today, it turns out it’s all because of you, Bat Man.
Duke lamented that Batman was extremely unlucky. He had not even arrived yet, but had brought bad luck to him hours in advance. He said unhappily, "In broad daylight, you went through the window instead of the door. Don't you know that you are a positive character now?"
There are too few bad guys, and there is no sign of them becoming regulars. The Suicide Squad is also very desperate and is wondering whether they should just kill each other.
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"I can see that you really can't get away..." Batman complained helplessly.
"No, for the sake of world peace, you must do me this favor." Batman insisted.
"I don't want to be a positive character, I would rather transform myself into darkness and make everyone fear me..." Batman said in a low voice. Even when Duke revealed his true identity, he still wore the mask, as if he was not Bruce Wayne.
"You can tell that?" "Well, your zipper is unzipped."
"You must be kidding. I'm so busy dealing with hospital affairs every day that I don't have time to help you!" Duke stood up from his chair. He had been playing games for a long time and his shoulders were sore. He would let Quinzel step on them later.
"I did investigate you, so I'm sure that the person I investigated was not you, or that was not your true self. You have been hiding yourself." Batman vowed.
The evil Saiyans attempted to occupy the earth, and Batman and his people stood up and became the most prestigious superheroes. Although they were abused badly, at least they stood up, so they received high praise. Apart from Superman, Wonder Woman and Batman are the most famous. Wonder Woman is famous for her long legs, and Batman is famous for his long penis...
Batman was silent. The earth was peaceful now. All the super villains had changed their professions and became civil servants, not to mention the ordinary petty thieves, who had disappeared without a trace. Except for the group of 'Allahu Akbar', who acted decisively and made the superheroes helpless, the other villains were beaten to a pulp by the suicide squad who came after hearing the news if they showed up for more than five minutes.
After being depressed for a while, Batman said, "Dean Du..., I came here today because I want to ask you for help with something."
"Did I hear you right? Isn't the world already at peace?" With the current lineup of the Earth, who else can act rashly... Darkseid might be able to do so, but if that Steppenwolf dares to show up in the future, he will be boiled into wolf bone soup in minutes.
"Fuck, you can even see that!" Duke was shocked. Thank you for helping me figure it out. You are such a nice person.
In fact, he cursed Quinzel in his heart for daring to play a prank on the dean. When he talked to her tonight, he would not be named Du if he didn't make her cry.
"Ahem, you know, the hospital is very busy. I have to squeeze in time to go to the restroom, so I forgot about it!" Facing Batman's contemptuous eyes, Duke zipped up his pants without blushing or panting, showing the demeanor of a dean.
Duke's heart skipped a beat. What did Batman mean by saying this to him? Did he see through it? Is he really that arrogant? Impossible! This was an award-winning performance, perfectly portraying Vegeta before Bulma's nourishment. Even Kakarot couldn't tell the real from the fake. How could Batman see through the flaws! "But what does what you said have to do with me? I'm just a psychopath. Pah, I'm just the director of a mental hospital!" Duke blabbered, "You should have investigated me. Before coming to Arkham, I was just a goldfish guy who took little Loli to see goldfish. I was an ordinary citizen, and I was powerless to maintain world peace!"
"So, is there anyone still afraid of you now?" Duke asked with a smile.
All in all, Duke is right to say that Batman is a positive character, because of his heroic act of daring to sacrifice, no one calls him a freak anymore.
“…”
"Okay, let me hear what you want me to do for you!" Facing Batman's 'I understand' look, even the shameless Duke felt a little embarrassed.
"The result is obvious! You are two different people before and after entering Arkham. And I have investigated the goldfish guy, and he is an unrepentant lolita lover. Your female secretary is past the lolita shelf life, with big breasts and long legs, but you have kept her with you..." Batman has an expression of "there is only one truth": "You are not a goldfish guy at all, all this is your disguise!"
The reason why Batman turned into a dark person is because there are too many criminals in Gotham, and he wants to establish an image that will scare criminals. But now there are fewer perverts on the trams in Gotham City, and he himself has become a super idol, so who would be afraid of him?
Duke: “…”
Duke felt a sense of accomplishment when he said this. It was just world peace. Just a simple COS could solve the problem! "No, the current peace is only based on the threat of the Saiyans. It is not reliable and can even be said to be very fragile." Batman pointed out: "It doesn't matter if the Saiyans haven't come to Earth for three or five years, but within ten years, war will break out on Earth. The major forces hold the trump card of the super team and will never give up their own interests because of an illusory enemy. I am afraid that it will be a war that will destroy human civilization... To be honest, I really hope that the Saiyans will come to Earth again in two years, at least to prevent humans from killing each other."
Duke looked down and saw that the middle door was wide open, revealing Mickey Mouse's smiling face.
Damn it! Batman never thought that one day the Joker would be the one to take his job away.
Thank you for helping me get rid of the crime. Also, are you really Batman? "Dean Du, do you have anything else to explain?" Batman asked righteously.
"No, you're damn right. I'm not a goldfish guy." Duke nodded repeatedly. Lolita is not as good as a big-breasted and long-legged girl. When he, the old man Du, pushed the cart from the back, he couldn't even find a handle. Bad review! "In that case, let's start talking about saving the world!"
"Well... what a bullshit!" Duke was almost fooled by Batman. Whether he was a goldfish or not had anything to do with saving the world.
Thanks to the book friends: Elegant Cabbage, Collecting Beautiful Girls Aged 16 to 25, 08a, Mouse Root, Just Passing By, Fairy Tail, Wu Ci.
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